(an) oh mi kami!. I am really really really sorry! I am really busy. I joined some crazy triathlon thingy and I realized I couldn't do it. So I have spent every minute at my house sleeping. Eating. And sleeping. I think I died a couple of times too. Anyways, let me thank my reviewers:

mint shadow 22:thank you! Yeah I know. Éclairs!

Cheetay: thank you so much! You been since chapter one!

Night dae: thank you and welcome to my story!

Now, remember, if any of you want to see some thing later in the story just tell me. Ill even consider pairings.

This is to clear something up for some of you.

Karasu= crow

Koku= black

Karasu koku= crow black

Koku karasu= black crow

Got it? Good. Gomen nasai for the confusion.

Arigatou gozaimasu to reviewers!

Visitors And hits; I can see you. Sorta. Gomen nasai that was creepy.

if you dont know what any of that means just tell me.

deserts of all kinds for reviewers.

disclaimer: i don not own naruto, naruto shippuden, or akatsuki.

chapter ten, juu, dix, dizet, dies

wall of doom number two!

"tell us then, which questions were ours?" kakuzu asked, obviously eager to hear about money.

"wow. kakuzu, yours was the money question. hidan, yours was the religion question, kisame, yours was the sword question, itachi, yours was the little brothers question, deidara had the bomb question, sasori had da'art question, konan, origami, pein , god." i answered while every one sweat dropped at pein and gaped at me.

"hee. hee." i walked around the room staring at the akatsuki members in the face. when i get to deidara i slip. i look up to see a banana peel. what the heck? i stand up and shout at the ceiling,

"oh. the universe just hates me, doesnt it?" i slip again.

"zut!" i scream (french 4 dang it!)

"what the ... ... what kinda ... up word is that? you ...!" hidan not so sweetly screeched in my face. (word censors not to scale)

"french you baka!"

"french?"

an evil grin spreas across my face. i came up with the best idea ever. shouting french at ninjas. weeeeee!

"je n'aime pas ils bete et bavard comme hidan. hidan est un crayon bete." (i do not like stupid and talkative boys like hidan. hidan is a stupid pencil.)

"what did that mean?" kisame asked

"il est mon idea a ponce avec et kisame, nages, il poisson." (it is my idea to think with and kisame, swim, fish boy.)

"SILENCE!" meep!" i will not have my organization (s'not yours) become a quarelling arena! karasu, keep your languages to your self! every one is dismissed." that as pein. probably the longest thing ive heard from him that wasnt a 'the world will know pain' speech.

i walk towards the door mumbling to my self,

"sheesh, he makes it sound like i said a bad word. hmm, i should get hidan a swear jar for his birthday. hee hee"

i walk out the ornate door a realize some thing. how the heck am i going to get back. i look around at the halway in front of me, straight , blank, but i know ill get lost. all the sudden i feel a tug at my arms. a heft shoves some thing under my arms. with a flip a turn and who knows what. before i can react im shoved against a wall by two certain artists. oh, great, just what i need. to be shved agaisnt random wall of doom number two. i glare at sasori. i thought we were friends, and then at deidara. how could you betray me, my fellow pyromaniac? even though i hate him for a certain event that i think i prevented.

"how exactly do you know our pasts? hmm?" deidara was rather ticked that i know how he joined akatsuki. but seriously, it was itachi, its not embarassing. any ways the same thing happende to me, and im sixteen!

"come on, deidara! were supposed to be bomb buddies! dont do this to me!" i plead hoping not to reveal the whole 'other world' thing.

deidara eased up a bit. "you like bombs, un?" it seems i peaked his interest. he raised his eyebow and had an inquisitive look in his eye. i assumed it was the same with the other eye but you could never tell with the girly man bangs, (sorry if theirs fan girls, im picking on all the characters so please deal with it.)

"did you not readmy anwsers on the form?" i stare at him in disbelief.

"well, you see, un. i was sculpting and when i got it i got clay on it so...,yeah."

"you blew it up didnt ya?"

"how do you know?"

"how many ties do i have to go throudh this?"

"what ever, (un) (this is a waste of my time.)" both of them say. they let go a start to walk away. i have to get back to my room.

"hey guys?" i start to say. they look back at me like 'what does she want now?'

i answer that, "can you help me back?

'sweat drop'

(a/n) yeah! havent updated for so long! as usual sorry about my hideous grammar. tell me what deserts you want! cheesecake and eclairs for all!