MITUNA'S POV
Kankri and I sat on my couch; watching a movie Terezi brought over. It wasn't very funny like she said it was, then again she's blind and she's probably thinking of something else when the people are talking. Like one time when she was over with Latula, we were watching some human movie about a girl named Cinderella. Terezi thought that Cinderella was a maid who cleaned mice for a living and the two ugly step sisters were Scalemates undercover. The prince was a giant tree that everybody fought for and in the end Cinderella was eaten by it. I have no idea how she thought that up, but as long as she enjoyed the movie; I really didn't care. The movie me and Kankri was now watching was about two trolls who ran away from the Executioner, but kept bumping into humans who wanted their heads. How the hell did Terezi think this was funny?! There's not a single funny part in it!
Kankri sighed, crossing his arms. He didn't find anything funny in this movie either. "Terezi must have the biggest messed up imagination there is, if she thinks this is funny! The actors are obviously scared and confused! If there had to be something we had to call funny, it would be the part when the main character forgot his meal at beginning."
"I'm bored…" I mumbled.
Kankri slouched back into the couch; groaning. "I agree with your statement."
I would love to ditch this movie right now and go to bed... At least my dreams are more entertaining than this movie and my dreams are pretty blank! I'm surprised Kankri hasn't blown my eardrums off with how bad this movie was! Why the fuck am I still sitting here and watching?!
"Hey Mituna…-" Kankri messed with his fingers for a moment; trying to hide his blushing face. "- instead of watching this movie that isn't the slightest interesting. There is no funny parts what so ever and the characters are not at all that good. The part where the main character stabbed the bad guy in the arm was completely off key with the sound effect. Any how! Would you like… to maybe… go out?"
"Huh? Go-"
"I mean like go out somewhere instead of watching this! We could perhaps go to the park or somewhere to eat!" Kankri interrupted, blushing like mad.
"I was gonna say go where… Well where would you like to go?" I asked, stretching my arm. Might as well ask him, because I had no where on my mind for the day. I'm usually a tag along anyway; I was too lazy to lead people around. Kankri thought for a second; scratching his horns.
"How about a simple walk." He said, shortly. Those words were simple indeed! A walk didn't sound half bad and we haven't went anywhere for two days. A walk sounds perfect.
"Sure that sounds fine." I said, getting up and slipping my helmet on. Kankri looked through his clothes, but started to growl in frustration. "What's the matter?" Kankri threw his clothes on the couch; one landing on my head. I threw it down and knew what the problem was… His clothes stunk like rotten cherries. Knowing Kankri he would surely clean his clothes! His sweater never stunk!
"Don't judge me! I've just been busy lately with you and other matters! I haven't had time to clean my clothes and now my sweater stinks as well… What shall I do?" Kankri sighed.
"Walk around naked." I laughed. Kankri threw one of his shirts at me; blushing. What got him so worked up?
"Don't joke like that! That's wrong and disgraceful!" Kankri growled.
"It was just a joke, dang… You can wear some of my clothes." I said. Kankri looked away; digging though his clothes with more effort now. "My clothes aren't that bad…" Kankri couldn't find anything and faced palm in defeat.
"What can I wear that isn't to yellow?" He groaned. I think my yellow fashion is fine! I walked to my room, looking in my closet. I had yellow shirts, black and yellow striped shirts, black shirts with yellow Gemini sigh's, yellow jackets, black and yellow hoodie's, and one yellow and teal shirt Latula bought me… She decided to take me to the mall one day; saying we needed to get out. She managed to get me a shirt I didn't disapprove of. I like yellow…. that's not a bad thing… I looked though the bottom of my closet; there might be something that fell down and I've forgotten. I managed to find a black long sleeved shirt; the sleeves had yellow stripes on it. Kankri is going to have to deal with this! "Ummm…. Mituna, do you have any pants I can wear? All mine stink too…" I growled and went digging again; I found a pair of black tights.
"These better do or I'm going to punch you." I glared, handing Kankri my clothes. He looked them over and I could tell he didn't want to wear them. He felt my glare and tried smiling.
"Thank you Mituna, I'm very grateful you're letting me wear your clothes…. That smells like honey…" Kankri said.
"What's wrong with honey?" I questioned.
"Nothing! I like honey haha! Thank you again, now this will only take a moment!" Kankri rushed into the bathroom to change. I leaned against my bedroom door sighing… He ran into my bathroom. He's been here long enough; you think he would learn where the guest bathroom is. Kankri peeped out the door and immediately shut it when he saw me.
"What's the problem?" I asked.
"I look weird! I never wear the color yellow and I simply do not look good in it! You sure you don't have anything red or just black? Perhaps a different shade of yellow?-"
"Come out now or I'll drag you!" I said. Kankri peeped out the door again, opening it slowly. He stepped out; I have no idea why he was complaining… Kankri actually looked good. He looks handso- What was I about to think?! Kankri fit my shirt perfectly, but the tights were baggy. Kankri was shorter than me and the only problem there was with the shirt was the sleeves; they were a little to long. Kankri's bright red converses stood out from the outfit, but in a good way.
"I look horrible, don't you dare laugh!" Kankri growled.
"I actually think you look okay." I said.
Kankri looked himself over. "Do you really think so?" I nodded, Kankri looked a little bit happier and left my room; hiding a secret smile.
We were walking down the main street; looking through shop windows just for fun. I could tell Kankri was having a ball, because he was criticizing everything we saw. He even complained about a flower that was sticking out from the rest.
"That Capricorn dress wouldn't make any troll look good or even descent! The shade of purple obviously isn't indigo and it's to low cut at the top! Do these people have any respect for females with there skin?! If I was a girl, who I am not, I would appropriate clothing that complements me, not my cleavage!" Kankri ranted.
"I bet you would do that." I said, only hearing the end of his sentence. A bright red dress stuck out from one of the shops and I couldn't help, but snicker. "Well what about that dress, Kankri? It's red and doesn't show off to much skin. I think it suits you perfect." Kankri saw the bright red dress and it soon matched his cheeks.
"Are you insane!? Obviously I am male and would never wear a dress. The color is quite nice I do have to admit, but just thinking of me wearing one would be suicidal! It doesn't show off to much cleavage and the red complements my blood color. Other than those qualities, it is not possible!" Kankri complained.
"It was just a joke." I said, rolling my eyes.
"Oh right… well it's not a funny one!" Kankri said. Why do I have the strangest feeling like we're being watched?
"All most there… just a little more… closer." A tiny whisper came from the alley ways. Who could that be? I glanced around, but didn't see anyone. "This is gonna be fun! One ship will be complete!" I know that voice… I can't put my finger on it… All of a sudden Nepeta jumped out from an alley, blocking our path. Kankri almost let out a girlish scream.
"Nepeta, do not do that! You all most gave me a heart attack! If you were to do that to the wrong troll or human, you might have been hurt by reflex! You can not just think about jumping out from random places!" Kankri said. Nepeta ignored Kankri's warning and went straight to me.
"Mituna! Mew didn't tell me mew were shipping with Kankri. I didn't even get a chance to put mew on my wall! Come inside so I can make this official!" Nepeta cheered. What is she talking about?
"You got this al-" Nepeta grabbed my arm before I could make up anything; Kankri was blushing from Nepeta's words. Kankri shook his head to get rid of his imagination and rushed inside. I complete forgot Nepeta had her couple bouquet on this street… Kankri and I were walking pretty close to each other, no wonder she thought we were together! Nepeta's shop was small and very girly. The walls were her blood color, a bright green. There were tables set up on the sides for couples to talk and enjoy tea. People and trolls come her to get there portraits done, eat small deserts, and buy small useless items for their lovers. Also in Nepeta's words 'make your Matespriteship official service' is in the back. If there is ever a Matespriteship going on just ask her and you can see her giant wall in the back. It has everybody's picture on it and little doodles of who Nepeta thinks should get together. She dragged us to the back, shutting the door behind her, and sitting us down in front of a huge wall.
"It's sad though that I have to cross out Mituna's and Latula's ship, but this one is cute too!" Nepeta said to herself, looking over her wall with a piece of chalk. I looked over Nepeta's huge wall of doodles and some of her ships made me chuckle under my breath. I saw Karkat and Gamzee, Meulin and Kurloz was crossed out, Aradia and Sollux with a question mark, also in the corner one of the biggest drawings were of her and Karkat. Almost everybody in town knows about Nepeta's crush for Karkat, but sadly she is too nervous to ask him. Kankri was looking over her wall as well and looked pissed off at most of the ships. "Here it is!" Nepeta was about to cross out a little drawing of me and Latula.
"Wait! You got this all wrong, Nepeta! Kankri and I are not Matesprites!" I stopped Nepeta quickly by grabbing her arm. She dropped her chalk, looking at me with confused eyes. From the corner of my eyes I could see Kankri, instead of having a relieved expression; he looked kind of hurt.
"But mew guys were so close together and he's been living with mew fur a while now." Nepeta said.
"I know he's been with me for a while, but that doesn't mean anything. I would never like him in that way." I sighed. Suddenly Kankri shot up from his chair, refusing to look at us.
"I'm going home, there's no point for me to be here…" Kankri said blankly, walking out of the room. I looked at Nepeta and then where Kankri left.
"Fuck..!" I let Nepeta go and took off after Kankri. What is the deal with him!? Nepeta blinked a couple times before smiling like crazy.
"One more ship to the wall!" She purred, drawing a small picture of me and Kankri with a heart around it, but also a mystery mark.
I think Kankri got his feelings hurt! And dang Nepeta a huge wall full of nothing, but couples! I would feel lonely looking at that everyday! If I was a troll I would love to have a picture of me and Mituna on there... *drool* curse you Kankri for having Mituna! - EEK