(This was inspired by a reviewer: Lara F :)
And omg, Ketchup Vampires on DVD needs to be released to America!)
This time it was Ed's turn to bring Cherry back to Target so she could buy Draculaura. "What if they don't have La La?" asked Ed, remembering the vampire girl's nickname from Cherry's Monster High DVD.
"They will have her!" barked Cherry.
Ed rolled his eyes. Like mother like daughter. Lilith used to bark at him when looking for the dolls. He led her to the doll aisle and being like every other three year old, other things caught her eyes. Ed watched as she ran by the Monster High dolls. "Cherry, the Monster High dolls are over here."
Cherry didn't listen to her papa and milled about in the aisle. "I thought you wanted her?" asked Ed, holding up the box of Draculaura.
"I was just joking, daddy," chuckled Cherry.
"What do you mean you were just joking?" asked Ed.
"I was joking, I mean I wanted a lot of stuffs," said Cherry.
Ed sighed. "What do you want now?"
Cherry grabbed Venus McFlytrap and Ed rolled his eyes. Just a different doll! He chuckled to himself and took her to the check-out. Ed turned around in line and saw Cherry holding a DVD. "What DVD do you have?"
Again, like Lilith. Ed wouldn't be surprised if Lilith's horror collection pro-created with each other during the night. DVD box sex? He shuddered. His daughter showed him the movie: Ketchup Vampires. "Doesn't mommy already own that?"
"She do and me too!" she chirped. "I want tuna..."
"You already have a copy?" asked Ed. "And you want another one?"
"Yes."
"You can't have two, you only need one," said Ed. "Mommy is the only one who is allowed to own doubles because I don't want to take that chance of the Germanic Vampire race being one that the female mate eats the male."
"I don't has," said Cherry.
"Now you know you don't have it?" asked Ed. "Did you contact mommy?"
"I need it!"
Ed rolled his eyes and put it on the belt. "You're spoiled."