A/N: One word to describe Eames..."bastard". Yeah, that pretty much sums up everything.

Disclaimer: I don't own Inception...isn't it illegal to 'own' people like that?

6:10 pm
From: Eames
To: Ariadne
Ariadne, dear, I have a proposition to make.

6:11 pm
From: Ariadne
To: Eames
Oh, really? And what would that be?

6:13 pm
From: Eames
To: Ariadne
I know I've been a bit rude lately…I was wondering if I could take you out to dinner to make it up. I know this amazing little Italian restaurant we could go to.

6:14 pm
From: Ariadne
To: Eames
I dunno, Eames. I have a lot of work to do, y'know.

6:15 pm
From: Eames
To: Ariadne
Exactly, I know! You deserve a nice little break! Cmon. I'll buy drinks, too, everything on me.

6:15 pm
From: Ariadne
To: Eames
Sounds…tempting, actually.

6:16 pm
From: Eames
To: Ariadne
Yes, it is quite tempting, isn't it? Please? Tomorrow night at six? I'll drive us there after work, hmm?

6:17 pm
From: Ariadne
To: Eames
Alright, fine. Sounds good.

6:17 pm
From: Eames
To: Ariadne
Excellent, darling! I'm looking forward to it. :)

6:50 pm
From: Eames
To: Arthur
Arthur, guess what?

6:52 pm
From: Arthur
To: Eames
Whatever could you possibly want, Eames? If you're only hear to brag about your "luck with women", I don't wanna hear it.

6:52 pm
From: Eames
To: Arthur
Oh, I dunno, darling, I think you'll be particularly interested in this story.

6:54 pm
From: Arthur
To: Eames
Well, if you're so sure that I'll find it absolutely fascinating, then shoot.

6:55 pm
From: Eames
To: Arthur
I'm going out to dinner with Ariadne tomorrow night, just the two of us. :)

6:56 pm
From: Arthur
To: Eames
Wait, what? Why?

6:56 pm
From: Eames
To: Arthur
Ahh, see? I knew you'd be interested. Because I wanted to, I asked her via text. And she gratefully accepted. Face it, Arthur, I can get any woman I want before you even gather up the nerve to ask her out.

7:01 pm
From: Arthur
To: Eames
Eames, I've said it once, I've said it a million times. Fuck. You.

7:01 pm
From: Eames
To: Arthur
And every time you've said it, I've just laughed. I'm laughing right now, Arthur. I wish you could hear me.

7:03 pm
From: Arthur
To: Eames
I don't want to hear your annoying voice or laugh, Eames, thank you very much.

7:03 pm
From: Eames
To: Arthur
Want me to bring you back something from the restaurant off the kiddy menu? :)

7:04 pm
From: Arthur
To: Eames
Make that a million and one times. Fuck you, Eames.

A/N: I feel for you, Arthur. Like I've said a billion times, Eames tends to be very bastard-like. All. The. Time.

Oh, Arthur. If only you knew. Would you please just ask Ariadne out? Do I have to force you to? Do I have to plant the idea in your head the Ariadne likes you back? IS INCEPTION NECESSARY HERE?

Man, I need to deal with Eames and Arthur, too. They need couples counseling, or something. x_x

Once more, I wanna thank my readers and reviewers! I love you all to bits and pieces!