Okay damn this is funny :D I love it soo much!

Okay here is my dare:
America and England make-out for 2mins and then when canda or whoever tells them they can stop they don't until they have to breathe and then France can ask if they did ''French kissing" and then iggy and America will start blushing. That's my dare but you don't have to do it cause its not my story so it is completey up to you.

Prussia: let the awesome me say something
Me: fine you albino freak
Prussia: this fanfic is AWESOME
Me: you stupid albino I know it's awesome that's why it's one of my favourite fanfics!'
Prussia: okay the awesome me just wanted to make sure that author knew!

Italy: Pastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

-Ally

Amy: Thanks Ally! Well see to it!

Romano: I thought you stopped bastardo?

Australia: Yeah?

Amy: Ok! Ok! No writing made me go CRAZY! So, I'm gonna have to try do all the dares that I've never done in this chapter!

England & America: *already making out*

Canada: Um guys... you can stop now... guys? Guys! Urgh! Its useless!

Italy: What do we do now, ve?

Amy: Now we par- Why the f/ck is Prussia and Italy in the letter?!

Prussia: Cause I'm awesome! Kesesesese!

Italy: Ve! She promised me pasta! Don't hurt me! Wahhhhh Germany! She's scaring meeeeee! *continues screaming and rambling *

Amy: *face palm* All in favour of removing Italy for a while say 'I'...

Everyone: I!

Amy: *snaps fingers and Italy vanishes*

Japan: Where did he go?

Amy: Oh just somewhere... *too innocent look *

Germany: Where?

Amy: To the beaches of Brazil!

Romano: Urgh! Just continue bastard!

Turkey: Yeah!

Amy: Alright! Alright! I never knew how much you liked being tortured!

America and England: *break apart gasping for air*

France: Did you French kiss? Ohonhonhonhon~!

England: None of your concern! *blushes like hell*

Canada: *giggles*

Amy: Kawaii... Um, I mean; Continuing with the next set of T's and D's... OH! These are from blue-hart! Awesome!

yay my T's & D's are coming true but for more

fist hi mommy hi daddy!

ok now fore the good stuff!

D; norway i dare you to cast a truth spell on every one till the game is over!
T; spain were you rely heart broken or wore you torn one to the point it hert?
D;i Dare spain and denmark to have a epic Ax's battle i always wonder out of the tow of you ho is better.
T; germany did you rely hate having hot steamy sex with ancient rome because i read in your direly wen you were younger how you always wish to marry ancient rome?
D; greece & turkey i dare you to to have sex turkey your the uke and have to play any sex game greece wont's so if he want's you to become his kitty slave you'll do it.
T; nordic 5 what do you think of goth denmark?
D; china protect chibi mommy from france and...ah that guy with white hair and...pink eye's i think...his name is...prassya i think?
D; i dare germany to have BDSM sex with ancient rome and yes germany whatever toy's ancient rome want to use he can use them.
D; germany you are not alowoud to cum tell you beg ancient rome to yet you if not you'll be there for a wail. :)
p.s. yes hungary & amy you can watch all the yaoiness that is about to come.

i want to add more but i'll wat tell next time

Norway: I'm not complaining now... *casts spell* All is done...

Amy: Can't wait to see the effects!

Spain: I was really heart broken! *truth spell* Ok! It was at the point that it hurt!

Denmark: Urgh! Fine! Bring it Spain! You know that I'll beat you! *truth spell* I know you'll beat me!

Spain: Fusososososo~

Denmark: The fuck?

Norway: The truth spell! Duh! You're such a moron! *truth spell* You're so sexy! ... damnit...

Everyone: *laughs*

Spain: *grabs his axe and drags Denmark away* Let's go!

Amy: Good luck!

Germany: Nein... Zat vas my vatti's diary... I have ze black one... *truth spell* Nein... Zat vas my bruder's diary... I have ze pink glittery one... Shi- *smacked* OWW!

Prussia: *smacks German* Urgh! You dumkoph! Vay to go!

Romano: Hahaha! I knew-a it!

France: What happened to the truth spell and Romano?

Norway: His negative vibes rejected my magic...

England: So powerful...

Germany: All in all, it vasn't zat bad zen I zought zat is vas going to be...

Amy: Such honesty!

Greece: *wakes up* Huh, what?

Amy: You get to top Turkey and play whatever sex game you want with him!

Greece: *eyes go more toxic green* Aw yeah~

Turkey: Fuck no in hell! I'm not doing that!

Greece: *throws Turkey over his shoulder* Too bad...

Amy: You never said anything about heaven! Ciao!

Turkey: I thought you loved me!

Amy: *le gasp* I do!

Turkey: No you don't! You've left me in the hands of a kitty freak!

Amy: NNNNUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH! I can't believe I've lost my alliance with Turkey... *emo corner*

Germany: *pats back* Zere zere... Its not ze end of ze vorld...

Amy: *sniveling* Y-You're right!

Iceland: I understand him, he understands me... simple as that...

Sweden: Less annoying... sort of like an emotional child...

Finland: When ever he's depressed, I comfort him like a mother does to her child!

Norway: Hotter than ever...

Amy: AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Everyone: O.O"""

Amy: *in her own little world*

China: Alright, aru! *picks up chibi!Russia away from France and Prussia* You are too cute aru~!

France: Aw... but we only wanted a little fun with 'im, non?

Prussia: YOU UNAWESOME ARSCHLOCH! How do you not know my name?! Prassya? The fuck is that?! It's P-R-U-S-S-I-A! REMEMBER ME DUMMKOPH!

England: Man up you poor sod...

Canada: Now you know how I feel...

Amy: Well, we are gonna have to end this here... sad I know... but the next chapter should hopefully be up soon! Everyone say bye!

Everyone: Bye!

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Amy: Syke! I'm not leaving that quickly! Hahaha!

America: *pouting* Not funny dude... not cool at all...

Amy: And you leaving Iggybrow was cool? Au contraie my friend...

America: *emo corner* Why must you remind me...

Amy: Next dares!

love your story it makes me laugh so much haha right now that thats out of the way i have some innocent dares *insert evil laughter*

1. I think we need some awesome PruCan action so my dare is for Canada to take Prussia into another room and to show him just how dominate the shy nation can be!
2. I dare Russia to make America become one with mother Russia hehe
3. I dare Germany to admit his feelings for Italy
4. I dare Spain to sing "marry you" to Romano
5. I dare england to be in his Britannia angel form until i deem if fit mwahaha! and i dare england to turn France into a chibi for 3 turns
ok i think im done :) i will think of some more wonderful dares for next time hehe

-christinemay

Canada: *sigh* Ok... *drags a sulking Prussia away*

Prussia: Why must he get my name wrong? ... mehhhh...

*Canada and Prussia go into a spare room*

Amy: Ciao! Have fun!

Russia: Amerika... Become one, da?

America: *le gulp*

Russia: Hehehe... *drags America away*

America: I. Want. To. LIVE!

Amy: Buh-bye!

England: My love is gone! *emo corner*

Amy: Well, at least you still got your fangirls/boys!

England: That doesn't help...

Amy: Hehehe... sorry! *brings back Italy*

Italy: Awwww... Ve...

Germany: Italy... I may have loved you zince ve met, and you may have been a idiot at ze time... but... ich liebe dich, te amo, ti amo... I. Love. You... I love you vith all my heart...

Italy: *kisses Germany* I'm-a glad! Te amo troppo! I love you too Germany! So-a much it hurts!

Amy: Kawaii desu! *pulls Spain away from axe fight*

Spain: Hola~

Amy: Sing marry you to Romano! Pronto!

Spain: Ok!

*lights dim and music starts playing*

It's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard we can go oh oh oh,
No one will know oh oh oh,
Oh, come on, girl.
Who cares if we're trashed got a pocket full of cash we can blow oh oh oh,
Shots of patron,
And it's on, girl.

Don't say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we'll go, go, go, go-go.
If you're ready, like I'm ready.

Cause it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

I'll go get a ring let the choir bells sing like oooh,
So what you wanna do?
Let's just run girl.

If we wake up and you wanna break up that's cool.
No, I won't blame you;
It was fun, girl.

Don't say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we'll go, go, go, go-go.
If you're ready, like I'm ready.

Cause it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

[x2:]
Just say I doooooo-ooo uhu,
Tell me right now baby,
Tell me right now baby, baby.

Oh, it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

*lights go back to original brightness*

Romano: *blushing like mad* Ba-bastardo...

Spain: *smiling like an idiot*

England: *now the Britannia Angel* Bloody hell you git!? *goes emo corner*

Amy: You have to stay like that until she thinks "Ok imma bbbbbooooorrreeedddd...!" Enjoy~ You also get to turn France into a chibi!

England: Oh France... *scary aura*

France: NON NON NON NON NON NON NON! *gets turned into a chibi*

Amy: *picks chibi!France up* Kawaii desu...

France: *snivelling* Ma mere...

Amy: Aw...

Egypt: Some more dares have arrived Amy-San...

Amy: Thanks Gupta!

UnluckyKitty13

Hey, please continue! It's to freaking funny and don't listen to those haters! anyways, Here's some Truths and Dares.

Dares:
1. Austria, Prussia, England, Canada, Russia and Norway has to kiss me. (Chibi Russia can kiss my cheek)
2. Austria to create the most elegant outfits for everyone that matches their eyes and personality.
3. France to dress up as his 2p for 5 and I mean 5 chapters!
4. Canada and America to swap clothes.
5. Italy to act like his 2p for 5 chapters, then eat the fabulous pizza and pasta to make him feel better.
6. Japan dress up as a Neko
7. Austria to listen to, "Falling in the Black" by Skillet, "Monster" by Skillet, "Comatose" by Skillet and "Animal I've become" by Three Day Grace.

Truths:
1. America, do you snore when you sleep? If so, then do you snore loudly like my little brother or softly and mouse-like like me?
2. Canada, is it true you putted "Cherry Syrup" on America's pancake? (The bloody kind)
3. Russia, I watched Hetalia Beautiful World ep4 and it got me thinking, were you really bullied and rejected back then? If you were, I know how that feels...
4. Italy, are you strong like Germany but afraid that you might end up like Grandpa Rome if you get too strong?
5. Everyone, 1-10 scale, how hard is French and is it really the language of love? (Always wanted to learn French since I was young)
6. England, do you feel like no one paying attention to you? The reason why you act like an ass is because you don't want to be hard anymore? Like how all of your colonies left you after you cared for them? And, were those tears full of joy, knowing that they grew up to be as strong as you?

That's all and I'm a girl by the way Enjoy your amours (French for Loves) Bye *Gives Everyone Roses*

Amy: Ooooooohhhhhhh... interesting...

UnluckyKitty13: Hey! OMG I'm actually here!

Amy: Yup you are! Boys! Get your sweet asses up here so she can kiss you!

Austria: *delicate kiss*

Prussia: *passionate (AWESOME) kiss*

England: *gentleman kiss*

Canada: *quick kiss*

Norway: *light kiss*

Chibi!Russia: *a cute peck on the cheek! :3* Da?

UnluckyKitty13: Da! So awesome! Ciao everyone! *skips out with heart shaped eyes*

England: Strange girl...

Prussia: AWESOME!

Austria: *gasp* Why of course! *runs out of the room to find my sewing room*

Amy: Well that's 'sew' kawaii!

Everyone: *giggles*

Finland: That was funny! Right Su-san?

Sweden: *nods head* Y'p... *pulls Finland closer*

Finland: *le blush*

Chibi!France: *puts on 2p clothes* Is this right ma mere?

Amy: *nods head* Oui, mon cherí...

Canada: *walks back into the room with only boxers on* Heyyy...

Amy: Where's Prussia?

Canada: Sleeping...

America: *gives his clothes to Canada*

Canada: *vice versa*

Germany: *didn't notice the switch of clothing* America! We need to talk bitte!

America: ok dude!

Germany: Vho said zat? I sense an eeriness...

Canada: Me too...

Germany: Ah! America! Zere you are! Ve need to talk about zomething important vhich I forgot... Come vith me! *walks out of the room*

Canada: Uhhhh... sure thing Germany! *follows*

America: But I'm America... *emo corner*

Korea: You'll get used to it da-ze!

Italy: *sad face* Ve...

Amy: Start acting...

Italy: Ve ok... *takes deep breath* Grrr... I hate you-a all! You're-a so useless!

Everyone: O.O"

Amy: Awkward...

Japan: Fine UnruckyKitty13... I wirr dress up as a neko... *puts on cat ears and tail* Meow...

Greece: Kitty?

Amy: Greece! You're back! Hey, where's Turkey?

Greece: Let's just say that he won't be walking or talking for a while... also, he's sleeping!

~~~~~~~~IN SOMEONE'S ROOM (most likely mine)~~~~~~~~

Passed of on the bed, covered in bruises from fighting against Greece, and with cat ears on his head. Some random chickflick playing in the background and dresses thrown everywhere. By the way- wait, is he naked?! 0.0"""

~~~~~~~~SCENE OVER! BACK TO THE LOUNGE!~~~~~~~~

Amy: ... what the fuck did you do to him?

Greece: Put him in dresses... that's all...

Amy: *dark, threatning voice* If I find that something bad happens after that act of yours, I wont hesitate to tear you limb from limb... understood?

Greece: *gulps* Y-yes Amy... *shivering like hell*

Japan: He rooks rike he's dead... in the nicest way possibre

Amy: *dirty look* Hey Japan! Say election! Kesesesesesese!

Japan: What? You mean erection?

Amy: *bursts out laughing * HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MAN!

Japan: *realisation hits* I hate you...

Amy: Hahaha... haha... ha... phew! That was funny! Hey Italy!

Italy: Yeah bella?

Amy: *trying not to laugh* Say peanuts without the T...

Italy: Peanus? ...

Amy: *still trying not to laugh*

Italy: *realisation hits* OI! THATS-A SO MEAN YOU-A BASTARD! GO-A DIE IN-A HOLE! *2p mode still on*

Amy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DUDE! Hahaha! I can't believe that you fell for that! XD

Italy: D:{

Amy: Hey Finland ~!

Finland: Ya?

Amy: Say Nordics, but change the N to an M!

Finland: ... Ya mean Mordics?

Amy: Yup~!

Finland: *realisation hits* WAAAHHHH! SU-SAN! *cries on Sweden*

Amy: KEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THATS HILARIOUS! TRIPLE COMBO! XD

England: No more now!

Amy: Pfft! Hahaha... phew... ok, ok... I'm good!

America: I do not snore! The hero never snores!

Canada: That's a lie! One time when you were sleeping, I had to sleep outside in the shed, cause you were snoring SO loudly!

Everyone: *laughs*

America: *blush* B-b-b-b-but!

Amy: Nein!

Canada: N-no! Amy did once!

Amy: And it wasn't the type that when I get a cut, it will bleed... but the other type...

France: Ew...

Russia: Da... I was sad...

Italy: Si! Imma scated that-a I will end up-a like my Nonno or-a HRE...

Germany: Vhy I'm I not surprised?

France: 10! Its super easy mon cheri!

England: 1! Its bloody hard!

Canada: 8... its kinda easy...

America: Uhhh... hero? What was the question again?

Amy: About 6 I say! Its easy when you can get the accents right, and I love it when French people speak! It really is the language of love!

England: *runs off*

Amy: I think he refuses to answer, so I will... Its true, he acts hard cause he doesn't want to hurt anymore... and those are tears of joy...

Italy: Does it-a look like anyone-a cares? No, so shut-a up bastardo!

Amy: *flips Italy off* Hell no!

*an awkward silence passes around the room*

Prussia: What now?

Amy: We... do more dares and truths I got!

Everyone: What...

Yoo! My name is Nessi (I'm from Bulgaria) and I really like this fic soo... I decided to Review!

France: Hug Iggy in front of America! (I'm just want to see America jealous! :P)
Iggy: Dirty dance for... AMERICA! (In private! *giggle*)
Prussia: Man... YOU ARE AWESOME!
Poland: Tell Lithuania you love him (XDD)
Canada: Dress up like a Cowboy! (Kawaii)
Japan: What's you're favorite Anime? (Mine is One Piece!)

That's all!...for now! Bye :*

Amy: Hell yeah!

ChibiFrance: *hugs Iggy* Bonjour!

America: Why is he hugging my Iggy?!

England: France used to be so cue and innocent... what went wrong?

Amy: Dunno...

America: *drags England off* the best day ever!

England: Bloody hell!

Amy: Bye!

Prussia: Another person who realises my awesomeness! *blows kisses to Nessi*

Poland: Lithy! I, like, totally love you!

Lithuania: *blushes madly* R-Really?

Poland: Duh!

Canada: *in cowboy clothes* These feel awkward...

Japan: Dangan Ronpa. My favourite character is Komaeda, he's so coor!

Amy: Well, that's interesting.

Egypt: We got more dares...

Belarus: What are they now... and why don't they involve me and Russia marrying!

Amy: I don't know... but we will get you married to him one day...

Belarus: Yay! Thank you!

KimiikoUchiha

Hey I have some dares
Russia-let china suck u off
America-make out with england
England -become one with Russia
China-do gangdom style

Russia: *becomes adult* Here I am, yay!

China: God damnit, aru!

Amy: We'll do that later folks! On with the other dares!

America: Alright dude! Oh Iggy!

England: The bloody hell do you-! *kissed by America*

Amy: Hehehehehehehe!

France: Ohonhonhonhon!

TRNC: *pulls them apart* Sorry to ruin your fun but...

England: Oh bloody hell no!

Russia: Oh England! *drags him away*

England: Gah!

America: Give him back you commie bastard!

Amy: Its a dare! Calm down!

China: Why, aru...

Amy: You can do the honours Korea!

Korea: Hell yeah da-ze! *presses play on a CD player*

*Gangnam Style starts playing*

China: *starts dancing to it* I hate this song, aru!

Amy: Chill man!

Canada: Is there anything else to do now?

Amy: Nah mate... everything else it done... but...

Austria: *rocking out to 'Falling in the black'* But what?

Amy: But I made cookies! *holds out some nice looking cookies* Who wants some?

Everyone: Me!

*after eating the cookies*

America: hehe... I see rainbooowwwwwssssss... hehehe...

Greece: I'm a kitty cat! MMMEEEOOOWWWW!

Seychelles: Motherglubbin' miracles... glub glub glub...

Belgium: Dude... i-is that a tower of-of waffles?

Netherlands: N-nah... that's a p-p-pancake building...

Nero: *from the new series* Wh-why is the world map moving!

Iceland: Wh-where's the batteries? Norway's magic stahpped working...

Sweden: Y-ya now... I think I'm pre-pregnant with Finny's baby... IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

Everyone who ate the cookies: *saying random stuff*

England: *walks back in* Oh bloody hell!

Amy: Hahahaha! Well that's all from me, the layout of the might change so we might be like this;

England scowled, thick eyebrows furrowing in a pissed off way, "Why the bloody hell is everyone acting like they're on drugs?!"

Amy laughed loudly, her laugh echoing around the room as she wiped fake tears from her eyes. "Because they are Iggy! Wow... this layout makes me sound hotter!" She said as she twirled around, laughing as her shoulder length hair waved with the movement. "Yup... I seriously sound hot!" Amy exclaimed happily, clapping her hands together.

England scowled even more. "Why are they on drugs?" He asked, ignoring Amy's excitement.

Amy shrugged her shoulders in a way to show that she didn't care. "Cause why not?" She uttered.

England groaned and facepalmed. This was not a good day for him, not at all.

"Hahaha! No reply! I'm too awesome! Remember, don't do drugs folks!" She laughed out and fell on the floor laughing as she held her stomach, leaving a facepalming England still standing up.

"If someone did a comic of this, I would be over the fucking moon! Hahahahahahahaha!"

A/N nailed that shit! Hope you like it! 3,683 words used!