"Marrrrr, stop being a selfish jackass and get into this! You suck with a bow!" Lavernica shouted as she swung at the MegaOrc with her Morningstar. She missed by a wide margin. "Dammit, my rolls have been sucking," she muttered to herself.

"I have two hit points! And our cleric won't heal me!" Marrrrr yelled back from several yards away.

"I'm a little tied up at the moment!" Zippity-Do said from where the MegaOrc had her cornered.

"Besides, you're not yelling at Bing-Bong for using his bow!" Marrrrr continued arguing with Lavernica, ignoring Zippity-Do completely.

"Dude, I'm an archer," Bing-Bong shot back as his arrow made contact with the MegaOrc's back.

Lavernica took another swing… and botched. She managed to hit herself in the side, hard enough to draw blood, but not hard enough to do any significant damage. "Son of a bitch!"

"Yeah, Lavernica, you're doing so much better than I am back here." Marrrrr shot another arrow, which zoomed right past the MegaOrc's head. "Crap."

"You guys! Arguing really isn't going to help us kill this thing!" Hector scolded them, stabbing at the monster with her short sword. The weapon plunged into the MegaOrc's side. Blood poured from the wound and the creature howled in pain, turning around and struck Hector across the face. She flew into the wall behind and then fell to the ground.

"Oh, hell no," Marrrrr growled as he dropped his bow and took out his dagger. He used his Acrobatics and Sneak Attack ability to jump on the MegaOrc's back, stabbing him in the throat over and over. Even as the monster sank to his knees, and then tumbled to the ground, he continued. It became excessive, and the group just watched him, eyebrows raised.

"I think he's dead, Marrrrr," Zippity-Do said.

"Gross, its next looks like inside of a strawberry pie," Bing-Bong commented, gagging a bit. Lavernica rubbed his arm in an attempt to comfort him.

Marrrrr climbed off of the creature's giant corpse, breathing heavily. "Zippity-Do," he panted hard, trying to catch his breath. "Do your… hand thingy… on Hector."

Zippity-Do looked a little frightened. "I…uh…. I used them all up already."

"What?" he growled back darkly.

"Well, Pierce got that thorn stuck in his foot, and he wouldn't leave me alone about it, so I did it just to make him be quite!"

Marrrrr grit his teeth, then roughly grabbed Lavernica's pack from her arms. "Hey!" she shouted at him. He ignored her as he rummaged through it. "Hey! No! That is illegal search and seizure! You are violating my rights!"

He continued to ignore her. He found what he was looking for, a vile of healing potion, and dropped the bag, kneeling next to Hector. He popped the top off the vile and poured the liquid down her throat. After a few moments, her eyes fluttered and then opened. "Ugh, my head. What happened."

Marrrrr breathed a sigh of relief. "A MegaOrc decided he hated you."

"Yeah, because I was the only one who could hit him."

This sent the rest of the group into a whole new argument.