Binary Translating: Who else can't wait for Chapter Nine? We're gonna get to see Team Secret, and Envy stalking them! Hurray!

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Rafang: Well... Rachael's just suspicious. Thanks for the review, the review monster om-nommed it happily! ^-^

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THIS STORY? LET'S CONTINUE, SHALL WE? CHAPTER NINE~!

Meanwhile, With Team Secret...

"This so boring... I'm gonna fall asleep..." Rillianna mutters, her eyes already half closed.

"Ari-nee, sing a wake up song," Mouse pleads.

Arianna sighs. "You're so hard to say 'no' to, you know that?"

"Time for all the Rill's to wake up, time for them to wake up.

Time for all the Rill's to wake up, or they'll end up on the grill."

Arianna sings, putting a twist at the ending. Rillianna immediately jolts awake.

"I DON'T WANNA BE GRILLED AND EATEN!" She screams, putting her arms in a defensive position. Team Secret starts laughing at their friend.

Meanwhile, With Envy...

"Oh, so they like to have fun, eh? I could show them a good time..." Envy whispers with a perverted grin.

Suddenly, he trips and falls out of the bush he had been using for shelter.

"Huh? Who's that?" Haruka asks, curiously, looking down at Envy.

Meanwhile, At The White Killers' Base...

"Riley Burke. Long time no see," Adela says, nodding to her old guildmate.

"Adela Gerami. Seems you've finally returned from your 'training'." Riley does air quotes while she says the word 'training'.

"It was training, and you're one to talk. You're magic is putting people to sleep!"

"Yeah, and it works like this." Riley looks at Adela, and she immediately falls asleep.

"That's what you get..." She mutters, smirking.

Meanwhile, With Team Secret And Envy...

Envy stands up and dusts himself off. "I am Envy, pleasure-bringer to girls, and death-bringer to everyone else," He announces, smirking.

"And it looks like you pretty ladies could use some pleasure," He adds.

"EXCUSE ME?! KEEP IT PG! WE HAVE A TEN YEAR OLD WITH US, PERVERT!" Arianna shouts, slapping Envy in the face.

"Ouch..." He mutters, rubbing his poor swollen cheek.

"THAT HURT, YOU BITCH!" Envy slams his fists into the ground, creating an earthquake.

"WHOA! GUYS, HE'S STRONG! ATTACK!" Arianna screams.

Mouse quickly jumps onto Envy and refuses to let go. Arianna sings a song about... murder... Mystery's clothes turn red and she begins to attack Envy with fire. Rillianna creates a steel sword and begins to charge.

Before any serious damage can be caused, Haruka shouts, "STOP!"

Everyone blinks and stares at her.

"Room," Haruka says with a smirk. Suddenly, she and Envy disappear.

Meanwhile, Inside The Room...

Haruka smirks as she stands in front of Envy.

"Break," She whispers, pointing at Envy's left arm. His arm immediately twists and cracks, signaling a broken bone. Haruka repeats it again, this time directed at his right leg.

Envy screams out in pain.

"I think you've been tortured enough to see not to mess with us. Beat it," Haruka says, as the real world begins to form around them again.

Oh god... HARUKA IS SCARY! WOULDN'T WANNA MESS WITH HER! Haruka. Will. Fuck. You. Up.

Also, about the sudden cussing in this chapter... It was necessary to the characters. And seriously... Haruka will fuck you up.

Everyone, I need ONE MORE VILLAIN OC! JUST ONE! BECAUSE I'M WRITING CHAPTER ELEVEN AND... JUST PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER VILLAIN!

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