Hey Specs!
It seems you've finally realized how awesome I am.
Kesesese! I knew you would eventually, so woohoo!
Why do you keep denying such things? It hurts, you know.
You're so adorable when you make empty threats.
See you later, Babe ;)
-THE OH SO AWESOME ME
*peep*
Gilbert,
I never have, and never will realize how 'awesome' you are. I did not just acknowledge you were, either.
I'm not denying a thing, even if i was, i have every right to.
Not everyone likes to openly discuss their relationship, especially when everyone else can see, and if it's with you.
I hope that stung, you deserve it for even bringing such a thing up.
Do not call me 'Babe', I am not a gross little pig.
See you then,
Guten Tag.
~Roderich Edelstein