"So this is Hero's Duty." Updated Felix thought to himself. "I got to say..not as bad as I thought it would be. Now if I was an older, less modern version of me..where would I be? Why would he be here?"
He looked around. There was a lot of damage from the Cy-bug attacks that occurred through all 30 years of game play.
"Now where could he be?" He kept looking and listening for voices. All he could see we're destroyed buildings. "That brat better not have lied! Unless the old version of me got killed.."
"Um..Hi." Said a voice from behind. He turned around and faced the speaker. He looked just like him, some minor differences though; Updated Felix had smoother features than this Felix. Felix froze looking at, well...himself. "Wow..are you..are you the 50th anniversary edition of me?"
Updated Felix gave him a slight grin, but it didn't look so happy. "Yes..I am. I came to talk to you."
"Alright!" Felix said with a smile. "What do you-hey there's blood on your hand. Are you okay?"
Updated Felix looked at the blood on his glove, absentmindedly. "It's her blood.."
"Her blood?" Felix asked a little shocked.
"Yeah. A little brat from Sugar Rush. With black hair and a green hoodie. For some reason all the other racers surrounded her like she was important." Updated Felix said nonchalantly. Felix gaped.
"You...hurt...Vanellope!?" He snarled, suddenly angry. Updated Felix was taken back a little in shock.
"How could some one was unsuperior as him be scary?" Updated Felix thought. "Listen I just came to talk, but..well..I guess I can fight you. Everyone seems to think you're better than me and I guess I can prove them wrong. Besides, your game was unplugged...what do you have to live for?"
Felix who was still ferocious about his confession of hurting Vanellope. So much so he was actually the first to attack.
Updated Felix hopped out of the way before any contact was made. He then punched the side of Felix's face. It just left a bruise, not a bloody bruise like he'd given to Vanellope. However it still hurt pretty bad.
Felix reached for his hammer to heal himself, but Updated Felix grabbed his arm and tore the hammer out of his hands.
"Pity...there should be only one Felix." Updated Felix said. "But there are..let's see..one...two. Oh! There's more than one of us well, we have a problem and you know what?"
He showed off both hammers in the air. "I can fix it!"
He quickly put both hammers in his pocket and charged at Felix. He elbowed his older counterpart in the chest causing him to fall onto the ground. Updated Felix stood over him and smirked.
"Listen..I can make this quick and painless if you just stay still." Updated Felix suggested. Felix knew angry again, he wasn't going to give in. He hopped up quickly and faced his opponent. "I guess not.."
Felix hit him this time. Updated Felix stumbled back a bit, before coming forward again. Updated Felix got a hold of Felix and tried to put him in a head lock, but Felix pushed him off. Updated Felix stumbled, but did not fall. However his breath had became easy.
"You're...tough...for an oldie.." He panted. Felix raised an eyebrow at him. "Too...bad...you made it have to end this way."
Updated Felix put an angry look on his face before running towards Felix again. He tried to grab a hold of him again, but Felix knew when to jump away from him.
"But...I have both our hammers." Updated Felix said. He grabbed his and tapped himself. He put it back in place and smirked. Felix glared at him. Updated Felix frowned. "Well..not that any of us will need your hammer after this anyways."
"Leave him alone!" Nearly snarled a voice. The angry voice caused them both to look over and see who it was.
"Brother!" Felix said in affection and relief. Updated Felix took a step back realizing this wouldn't be good for him.
"Darn it! His version of Ralph is going to kill me!" Updated Felix thought in fear. Then he face palmed. "Oh duh! If you die outside your game and you don't regenerate. I have both hammers so they can't heal themselves! I can win this!"
"Phff..I'm not afraid of you." Updated Felix boasted. Ralph looked confused, until he showed that he had both hammers. Ralph looked at Felix, who was very nervous. Ralph quickly got in front of his friend.
"Leave him alone!" Ralph yelled.
"No." Updated Felix replied. He hopped forward and tried to hit Ralph. It didn't phase him at all. Updated Felix froze. Ralph punched Updated Felix.
Updated Felix fell back and stumbled on the ground. He had pain piercing through his body. His arm had shaky as he reached for a hammer. He tapped himself with it, and got back up. He put the hammer back and glared at Ralph.
"We can't stop him; he has both of my..our...the hammers." Felix explained. "He can keep healing."
"Well. Then he have to-" Ralph started.
"Get the other hammer?" Asked an innocent voice. This voice caused all three of them to look in surprise.
"Vanellope?" Felix asked in a confused tone.
"Vanellope!" Ralph said sounding angry.
"It's that one brat!" Updated Felix pointed out.
"Hey! I'm a president not a brat!" Vanellope protested. Ralph approached her.
"What are you doing here?" He asked her in an angry whisper.
"If it makes you feel any better, I had an escort." Vanellope explained.
"No! That doesn't make it any- escort?" Ralph asked in confusion. He looked behind her to see Ms. Pacman and the Updated version of himself.
Both Ralphs looked at each other. Both Felixs ceased fighting to watch this, well, interesting meeting. Ms. Pacman felt awkward standing next to Updated Ralph, while they stared at each other.
"So, you're me?" Ralph asked.
"Yeah..I guess so." Updated Ralph said awkwardly.
"And he's on my side!" Updated Felix said harshly. Everyone turned to face him. Updated Ralph approached him.
"No. I'm not on anyone's side; I just came here to take you home." Updated Ralph explained. Updated Felix furrowed his brows in anger.
"I'll come home...I'll come home when he's dead!" Updated Felix pointed to Felix. Then less then a second later he started attacking Felix again.
"Come on! We have to help the older Felix!" Ms. Pacman said. Both Ralphs ran right into the fight. Ms. Pacman was about to, but she froze for a second.
She turned to Vanellope and said, "Run!"
"No!" Vanellope protested.
"Remember what I told you, when I tell you to run; run without delay!" Ms. Pacman said a little more harsh. Tears welled in Vanellope's eyes.
"No! I can't let Felix die! He's family to me!" She sobbed. "It's my fault he's in trouble! I can't let him die!"
"Vanellope!" She heard Ralph yell. She looked over to Ralph who was trying to get a grip on the fast, Updated Felix. "Run! Go get Calhoun!"
Vanellope couldn't stop her heavy breathing. She nodded once and ran off. Ms. Pacman hurried into the battle.
Vanellope ran and called out Calhoun's name. She couldn't hide her starchy voice.
"Calhoun!" She yelled. "Calhoun!"
She stopped for a second and held her knees. She was breathing heavily from running so long. Weakly she said, "Calhoun...Calhoun..."
"Calhoun!" She yelled again urgently. Her breathing was still heavy as she sat down. She clutched her knees and sobbed. This was all to much for a little girl. She felt a hand on her shoulder. She looked up see Calhoun and the others. "Calhoun! There you are!"
"Did you get hurt?" Calhoun asked, noticing her eye. Vanellope was puzzled, then she realized what she meant. She covered her eye.
"No. It's something else." Vanellope explained.
" $%*&!?" Q*Bert asked. Everyone looked at him in confusion. Q*Bert sighed suddenly realizing they didn't know Qbertese.
"I think he asked "What's wrong?"" Mary guessed. It seemed she was asking the question herself, because she gently put her arm around Vanellope's shoulder. Q*Bert nodded in agreement.
"Updated Felix..he's here! He has his and Felix's hammers! He's trying to kill Felix! He-" Vanellope started. Calhoun put her hand out to stop her. The mention of Felix in danger made her protective.
"Come on! We have to go!" She commanded.
"What about the marines?" Gene asked as they ran.
"We don't have time!" Calhoun said. Everyone had the same feeling. They had the feeling that she was thinking about Brad. Brad was her first love..she was heartbroken when he died.; If Felix died, it would be awful for her.
Vanellope lead them to the battle, already in progress. Both Ralphs were punching Updated Felix, but each time they hit he healed himself. Felix was trying to catch him, so he could get him hammer back. Ms. Pacman was chasing Updated Felix as if she were chasing a ghost.
Calhoun was the first to join in. She shot at Updated Felix and hit his arm. Updated Felix touched gripped his arm on the shot. He took out his hammer and tapped it; healing him instantly. Q*Bert tried to distract him by yelling in Qbertese.
"! #!$%**!"
" Stop it you orange monster!" Updated Felix yelled.
"!#$% !# !*&!"
While Updated Felix was distracted, Coily tied him up with his tail. He hissed urgently to Felix. He had the hammer in his tail and he tossed it to Felix. Felix held up his hammer like he did during the start of his game.
Coily tried to bit Updated Felix with his fangs, but he yanked on Coily's tail. Coily let out a hiss in pain and lost grip. Updated Felix ran forward, and Coily tripped him with his tail. Updated Felix bumped in Felix and they both fell down.
Both their hammers ended up on opposite sides of the screen. They breathed heavily; and stared at each other in anger. Updated Felix punched, but Felix ducked. Felix pushed him, causing him to fall to the ground.
No one was sure which Felix was which anymore. They could only watch in horror in fear they might hurt the wrong one. It's not they could tell from their fighting; they were both pretty enraged. The dust also caused their appearances to be much more similar now. (Not that they weren't before. There were noticeable differences before. The dirt on them just made it harder to tell.)
Finally one of them had pinned the other one. The Felix who had won had an angry yet gleeful look on his face. The other Felix was near dead, and his eyes shined with fear.
"Felix!" Calhoun yelled. She thought of Brad again; she wasn't going to let it happen again. She tackled the winning one to the ground, and put her gun to his face.
"Do you have any last words?!" She snarled. The Felix kissed her on the lips. Calhoun froze. "Do you think that's funny?"
"Tamera.." He said softly. "It's me."
"You're obviously the Felix I married." She said. She got up and turned to the other Felix. She pointed her gun at him.
"Wait!" Updated Ralph said. Everyone turned to him. "If you kill him, my game will get unplugged."
Calhoun put her gun down and nodded once.
"But, he's dangerous." Ms. Pacman pointed out.
"Then he can't leave his game." Calhoun said. "We'll have to talk to the Surge Protector to keep him in."
Everyone looked at each other and nodded. Updated Ralph and Ms. Pacman got Updated Felix.
"Remember to keep an eye on your daughter." Ms. Pacman said to Calhoun before leaving.
"Daughter?" Calhoun asked Vanellope.
"It's a long story." Vanellope laughed nervously.
The end.