Icy: Whoo! Let's get back onto those dares we couldn't finish!
(Silence)
Icy: ...It's kind of lonely in here. Oh yeah. Vio and Aemilia had to go fix the set, so they're gonna be
gone. I'll bring them back when dared specifically. This could take a chapter or two. ;
Ike: You could always just host by yourself.
Icy: ;n; But it's so lonely without Vio or Aemilia.
Lucas: You still miss Aemilia even though she treats you like crap?
Icy: Yeah, sure. She's my friend.
(Silence)
Icy: I guess I'll start the first dare, since my boss...I mean since we really should start.
khr122
krystal:get a atomic wedgie from katt and don't remove it for the rest of the chapter
katt:get a atomic wedgie from krystal and don't remove it for the rest of the chapter
Icy: Actually, they left last chapter, but I guess they can stay for this chapter. After this, no more daring Krystal or Katt, okay?
Krystal: …
Katt: …
(They both grab onto each other)
Katt: On three...
SSBB Announcer: 3...2...1..GO!
(Painful shrieks echo throughout the studio)
Icy: I...I...I'm sorry.
Fox: HA.
Falco: (facepalm)
Wolf: (Face-palm)
Icy: Next~
Silvery Night
Ooh dis is awesome! Ok dares... :
make meta knight wear high heels and run around the world! No flying!
Get Zelda to give link a kiss... And...
Wario to race with king dedede!
Metaknight: (still green) ...NO...just...no.
(Dedede laughs and stuffs super glue into stilettos and shoves Metaknight into them)
Icy: (pushes Metaknight) Go!
Metaknight: I hate you all! (runs off.)
Zelda: (puckers) It's only 'cause I was dared to.
Link: (runs)
Metaknight: (runs by)
Link: (Crashes and is pushed into a wall) (Knocked out)
Icy:...Fail.
Wario: You'll lose, fat penguin.
Dedede: You'll lose...fat...person!
Wario: I'll bet my garlic on me winning.
Dedede: I'll win!
(Both run off to catch up with metaknight)
Abigal Satoshi xx
so much character bashing...I LOVE IT! *coughs* sorry about that...
dare time!
Wolf-not to much of a fan so go fight xaldin(KH2) with no weapons.
Pit-sympathy hugs from everyone!
falco-3 you are now given a landmaster...go kill 10 of your preference!
TRUTH!
peach-i read your diary...is it true that you enjoy being captured cuz you get more?
diddy kong-why do you break the fourth wall with your choice of hat?
everyone else has been spared...i shall be back...*manical evil laughter*
Icy: Good for you, Abigal Satoshi~
Wolf: ….FFFF- (is cut in half)
Xaldin: You're not so tough.
Pit: FINALLY. I-I mean...okay. (receives hugs from everyone)
Ness:(sticks 'Kick me' sign on his back)
Falco: YEAH! (Runs over Pit, Wolf, Fox, Lucas, Link, Kirby, Metaknight, Sonic, Snake and some random Brawlers)
Peach: I don't know what you mean. It's very traumatizing being captured... ;
Diddy Kong: ….I never broke any wall with my hat... ;
random chick
ICY U ARE NOT ALONE! I TOO LOVE LINK!
Link: Really? O/o
Icy: No.
(random chick)
truths
toon link: how tall (short?) are you?
sonic: how fast can you run?
dares
link: IMMUNITY!
marth:make out with ike
im evil MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
: ...I prefer not to say. ;
Zelda: He's short. X3
Sonic: Wanna see? (Is pounced by the Nintendo characters)
Nintendo-made characters: NO ONE WANTS TO SEE, SEGA-BORN!
Link:...YES.
Marth: NO. I refuse to!
Icy: ….You two make out...while I'm going to go throw up. (walks off)
Link: (shoves Marth onto Ike)
Marth & Ike: FFFFFFF!
Icy: (comes back) Okay..um, back.
Mr. Ka-wam-ee-go-blam-ee
Truths
Everybody: What do you think of my user name?
Fox: Do want to do a barrel roll?
Crazy Hand: WATZ UP?
Link: What was it like to be a wolf?
Authors: Did you know you can leave reviews and read stories with a DSi?
Dares (heres the fun part)
Marth: See that thing on your waist, put it through your heart (dead till Link and Zelda get married at the exact same time (dies again if they get divorced)) :)
Zelink: They name says it all
Link: go skydiving (Skyward Sword)
Luigi: Kill any non Hylians you want to
Snake: You and Mr. Ka-wam-ee-go-blam-ee go make counties (and Justin Bevear) go boom-boom
Olimar: Forget the rules, pluck trillions of Pikmin and rule the world (note: Author powers are useless)
Everyone: (speechless)
Fox: NO.
Crazy Hand: WAZZUP?
Link: Very unpleasant for the most part, though it was pretty fun.
Icy: I did.
Marth: FFF- No I will NOT.
Link: ...Yeah, he can't really. Can't be dared. Sorry.
Luigi: Yeah! (Drags Mario into a room)
(Screams are heard)
Everyone: O.o;
Snake: YES. (Runs off)
MEANWHILE...
J.B.: Baby-baby baby, o- (water bottle thrown at his head)
J.B.: Whut?
(timer ticks)
(Explosion)
BACKATTHESTUDIOLOLZ
Olimar: This could take a while. (starts plucking)
Pikmin: (catch on fire for no apparent reason) (runs into pond) (Drowns)
Icy: ...Yeah, I'm entirely scared now.
Kirbella
HURRAY FOR VIOLENCE!
Truths:
Meta Knight: A few chapters ago, Jigglypuff said she liked Kirby and you felt rejected, does that mean you have feelings for Jigglypuff?
Kirby: Do you like Jigglypuff back?
If so, go on a five star date with her.
Pokemon Trainer: Why do you do NOTHING in battle? I mean, you just throw a pokeball onto the stage and just cheer your pokemon on while they shed blood and tears, don't you want to do SOMETHING for a change?
Dares:
Gayondork and fat turtle: There's a certain werewolf in 'Twilight' who needs to be eliminated, go get him and spare no mercy. Don't worry, I'll be helping!
Pit: Fight in a WWE wrestling match against the champ.
Mario and Sonic: Have an eating contest against one another, you have to eat worms and grubs and the loser goes in a fangirl pit.
Game and Watch: Turn not 3-D, but 4-D.
I think I ran out of ideas for this chapter, but who cares when theres VIOLENCE AND BLOOD FOR EVERYONE!
Metaknight: (still running) ….No comment.
Kirby: Poyo, poyo~ (Only if she likes my cooking)
Red/Bob: …. ; I..can't be hurt, otherwise, my Pokemon have no master then, right? Right?
Gannonderp & Dedederp: (fangirl squeals) Like,OMG. WHY WOULD WE EVAR DO THAT? THAT'S, LIKE, TOTALLY TERRIBLE.
Pit: (wimpers) (is thrown out of the studio)
SSBBA: GAME!
Mario: You're-a gonna lose!
Sonic: You're too slow!
(they both stuff their mouths)
Sonic: (gags and falls over) NOOO!
Mario: Haha! (Grabs Sonic by the feet and drags him to the pit)
Fangirls: KKYYAAA! IT'S SONICCC!
Sonic: Oh boy. (Is chucked in)
Mr. G&W: (turns into a blob)
Icy: ...oh.
gamemaster33
krystal:get an atomic wedgie
sonic:give fox a wedgie
katt:make out with falco
Krystal: ...a-already did...
Sonic:(transports out of fangirl pit and behind Fox) (snickers)
Fox: Huh? (wedgie is given) AAAAAAAHHH!
Katt: …..(is pushed by Crazy Hand.
Both: BLECH!
i'mthenewCAKEPIG
can you believe these people aru? it's italia, doitsu, america, and some other guy i don't know aru (probably). yeah thanks for getting me sucked in icy aru. if you're gonna do that bring nihon aru (methinks he'll be one of the only sane people there. you know i'm a nihon fangirl)hasta la pasta
dares (because i'm evil like that aru)
icy- you and vio must kiss and aem-however you spell her name must record it aru. ALL OF IT ARU.(no cutting early, no photoshopping her head on it aru/edits that cause it to be unrecognizable aru)
vio- enjoy it and rub it aemi-somethings' face aru (you know you want to aru)
pit- carry lighted dynamite and fly so high he'll blow up where no one will notice him aru (pit...it's all your fault that i keep losing to peach aru)
aem-something - i now dub you as kya aru (as in a fangirl squeal). that is your permanent name aru.
zelda- change into a clown costume aru. this is your punishment for missing peach when i shoot aru.
peach- bury yourself alive aru.
ve~
Icy: Alright. Two cookies for you. Wait... (reads dare) ….WHAT?
Ike: Ha HA! Pucker up, Icy! (shoves Aemilia with a camera and Vio into the studio)
Vio: What the heck? We're trying to work.
Aemilia: (grumbling) Stupid dare.
Icy: ; Let's just get this over with.
Vio: …...Wait..wha-
Aemilia: (pushes record button)
Vio: (puts hand on camera) What? No no no no no!
Icy: It's fine. We have to get this over with.
Vio: Fine. (kisses forehead) HA! I win! Never said where. (puts hand on head) There, you derp.
Aemilia: (laughs) If somebody draws that, I'll make Icy give you something!
Icy: Heh? ./.'
Vio: (puts hand on Aemilia's head) You wish.
Aemilia: As if.
Pit: WHAT?
Vio: (hands Pit dynamite) Go now.
Pit: (is pushed up and flies) I hate you a-
(BOOM)
Aemilia/Kya:WHAT?
Vio: (snickers.) Nice name...Kya.
Aemilia/Kya: SHUT UP.
Zelda: ...GRR. (transforms into clown costume)
Link: (squeaks Zelda's nose)
Zelda: (Points pie at Link's face)
Peach: I won't! It'll ruin my dress!
Aemilia/Kya: (shoves Peach into a hole)
Peach: Nooo! (is covered with dirt)
Icy: Alright, you guys are done. Go back to work...I'll help after this chapter's done, alright?
(Vio and Aemilia/Kya walk off)
excitawsomeness
excitawsomeness: HI im going to post truths and dares later im in a bad mood so there is going to be deathes? (not used to concept yet new sry)
Icy: Oh, okay. Hope your mood improves. And yes, depending on the dares, some of the characters may end up dead for a short time until I revive them. Like I'm doing to Pit and Peach right now.
Alphawolfy28
I dare to cause chaos with my ssbb moveset. You cannaot stop my FS's, they're too awesome. And I will give werewolf-powered death wedgies to everyone. and, I want everyone to***** slappeach
Icy: Please refrain from vulgar language. Anyway, I don't really get how to do that via Fanfic, so, I'll ignore that fact. And...
(shields herself)
Everyone: AAH.
Peach: (Is dug out) Fresh air!
Everyone: :3 (runs to peach)
(Loud slaps are heard)
pokefan
mewtwo:give lucario a wedgie for replaceing you in brawl
katt:what is your fav food?
mario:try to difuse a timebomb
Mewtwo: YES. I mean...alright. (teleports to Lucario)
Lucario: FFF-OOWWW! Again?
Icy: What's with all of the wedgies?
Katt: I dunno.
Mario: Oh-no!(Cuts blue wire)
Everyone: YOU DERP!
Icy: (shields self and other hosts)
(Explosion)
(Studio shatters to pieces)
Vio: …..OH COME ON!
Icy: (sighs) ...Well, that's all the dares for today...Let's uh...let's revive everyone and..fix the studio...
-TIMEPASSESLOL-
Sighing, Aemilia walked backstage of the newly-repaired studio, rubbing the back of her neck, heading to her dressing room. It had been a busy day, what with her being renamed as "Kya." She opened the door to her room when she froze. She heard two voices. She could pick one out as Icy's, but it sounded a bit more mature. The other was a higher-pitched voice. It sounded like a younger girl, though she didn't sound like a grade schooler. She snuck towards the door it was coming from, which was Icy's dressing room. Suddenly, she heard the voices stop or become quieter for a moment. She backed up when Icy walked out.
"Oh hey, Aem-I mean Kya."
"Hey. Um, who was that that was talking with you?"
Icy paled, "Well, that was no one. I was probably just talking out loud to plan the next show." She laughed nervously.
Aemilia raised an eyebrow as her voice squeaked higher for a second. "Right. See you around."
"Right...see you." She ran off.
Aemilia looked towards Icy, but then headed back to her dressing room. Something wasn't right. She wasn't sure what, but she knew that it was.