Sorry for taking so long. I'm a slow writer. Forgive me. Also some of the events are mixed and not entirely following the events of familiar of zero(anime). :)

Kirito POV

It's noon at the academy. And I'm still trying to find a safe place to hide. These guys were basically everywhere. Seriously, they're too persistent. Every corner, bush, room, etc, of the area was being searched. As if their lives depend on it. Do you know who they're after? ME. To make matters worse, no one's stopping them. The teachers turned a blind eye to the students and the captions ignored their subordinates. Or is it possible that their part of the search because I could of swore that their eyes are moving wildly from side to side. My maid disguise was not entirely effective. My face was exposed with nothing to cover the features besides a part of my hair. The irritating part was that nothing's covering my lower half besides a miniskirt(too insecure) and my panties. Because my hands were currently carrying laundry, I couldn't cover myself with my arms. So from the times where there's a gust of wind, it would raise my skirt thus revealing my panties to the eyes of strangers. I hate it. You hear me. HHHHHHATTTTE!

For now, no one has seen through my obvious disguise. I can't increase my pace or it'll raise eyebrows nor can I run out of school grounds and face Louise's fury. The memories of the scene of torment gave me goosebumps. I just had to stay calm, praying no one talks to me.

"Hey you there." And the opposite just so happens to occur right at the moment I said it.

The voice came from a soldier standing on my left. A musket hangs from his back and a knife on his belt. His uniform told me that he's one of the princess's guards. This is the worse possible scenario. If my true identity is found out, I'll have to start all the way from the beginning. Pretending not to hear his words, I continued my walk. It didn't last long, as a sudden pressure was placed upon my shoulder, forcing me to stop. I turned my head to see the guard's hand is grabbing my shoulder. "Who are you." He asked.

Sh*t. What do I do? "Did you hear?" He demanded.

"Asuna Sinon." I blunted out mindlessly. Before I could take it back, the guard has already acknowledged the name. Sorry girls, mind if I borrow your names….I'll take the silence as a yes. "Asuna Sinon. What a strange name." Replied the guard, rubbing his chin.

'Of course it's strange. The two are all first names from another world.'

"Would you excuse me sir, but I need to resume to my duties as a maid." I squeaked at the guard using my cutest voice activated to the max. At my words, the grip loosened. 'It worked. I always knew that cute girls can get away using this tactic' Then the strength returned with more force. 'Damn.' In a split second, my body was turned to face his. For some reason he's blushing like a tomato when our eyes met. His body stiffened and his back held up straight. "You are too cute to ignore." His words seems to be forced from his mouth and his eyes were full of desperation. "Please go out with me!" The man shouted, head held low to cover his embarrassment from his proposal.

'Is he hitting on me?' The worst became hell like. First of all, I have no interest in males(because I'm….I was a male). Secondly, this conversation would just increase my chances of getting caught. Besides, this guy is terrible. You can't just ask a girl you just met to go on a date. Plus, you suck at flirting. How did he even think that it'll be a great way to start of a relationship. The guard stared at me awaiting his fate. Me, I didn't freaking know what could be done at this point. There's no way I could escape his grasp by saying no. If I say yes, then I would be in deeper trouble.

At the point where my brain will explode, the weight on my shoulder increased. Finally, a savior. Was what I thought. After seeing his face, my hopes dropped to zero. That person was none other than Guiche, the blonde mole boy. We made eye contact where mine was filled with despair. People say that you can tell your future by looking at someone's eyes. I could tell that I was literally screwed. Guiche removed his gaze and faces the guard. 'Here it comes. My identity is revealed.'

"I'm sorry, but she's already my future wife." Announced Guiche, calmly as if it's common knowledge. By his words, my heart malfunctioned.

'Future wife? Yeah right. As if I'll marry you.' My mouth opened, but only half way due to the hand that's preventing me from opening any further. My voice was muffled and unheard by the guard. The guard was saddened by the truth. "I see." He whispered in a low voice. His back dropped with his hope of having a girlfriend. Not saying anything else, he ran, tears clearly visible glittered in the air.

I felt sorry for him, but did Guiche just save me?! Why? What does he gain? The only thing that I could think of was that he's trying to make me fall for him. Like that will ever happen. Even so, I never thought that his words were the truth when it about his love for me. My decision was clear as day light. I placed the basket on the ground to remove his hand. With all my strength, I pushed him back. Guiche fell on his bottom from the force. He smiles while getting up.

"Is this how you treat your hero, Kirito-san." Guiche said, dusting his uniform. "Besides, there was no lies to my words."

'Is this guy serious?' My fist landed in his stomach out of frustration. "I will never ever ever marry a guy like you!" My voice rang the grounds as I placed a kick in his priceless treasures. "Never, for as long as I live!" I turned my back on the fallen blonde and walked away with the basket of laundry.

Behind me, Guiche yelled, still covering his precious jewels. "I'll make you my wife, some day! When I do, we'll have children!"

Smash!

The sound of a rock hitting its target was heard. Damn this guy is a pervert. No matter what I did, he still came back for more. Well, at least I was able to escape the danger of going out on a date. What worries me were the changes I'm feeling over time. Unlike the male me, I've became more aggressive in some ways/situations. There's no other reason on why I punched Guiche. I sigh at the thought of my future in this world. One thing is clear though, as I would never marry Guiche.

Few Minutes Later

I had safely reached my destination, Louise's room. Of course, I changed back into my normal outfit and placed the laundry where Siesta could find it easily. The case closed and my consciousness still sane. I opened the door casually believing that Louise was not in there. What I saw was not of this world or other worlds. In my view, there laid the princess on the floor. In her right hand held a whip. On top of her was Louise, legs caging the fallen royalty's waist. Her arms used as support where one of her hands was reaching for the whip. It was chaos. I stared at the two struggling before they noticed me. Our eyes met without blinking. As of that moment, I closed the door slowly while the two watched as my figure disappear, not moving from their frozen position. And so, I ran.