Chapter 10: I jizzed in my pants!
Hidan slams the phone shut and runs into the bathroom. He crashes against the wall and slides down it while trying to figure out why he feels so different. Only a moment ago he was feeling pain and longing and now he felt light and free, like a huge weight had been taken from him.
He stands up shakily and walks over to the sink. He runs the water and splashes his face to try and cool himself off. For some reason he felt very hot. He stops the water and is about to walk out of the bathroom when he finally realizes something is not right. He looks down and gulps.
Oh fuck no... He thinks as he slowly reaches for his pants. He slides a hand into his boxers then feels a strange wetness that was definitely not there before.
"Shit!" he curses as he pulls his hand out and looks at the white liquid sticking to his fingers. "I came and I didn't even notice!"
He stumbles and washes his hand off. He leans against the wall trying to understand how this could have happened.
Ok so the last thing I remember, Kakuzu was touching me... He stops dead in his tracks and his eyes widen. He doesn't even notice when he starts talking out loud, to himself.
"N-no... no way. I came just from him touching me on my forehead? What's wrong with me? I mean, I know I was desperate but no one else even made me hard. But Kakuzu... he made me come without even doing anything." He is silent and thoughtful for a moment. He slams his head back against the wall.
"Damn it! I can't ever tell him about this! I need to solve my problem on my own. I'll just find another way... any other way."
He stands up straight and sighs. He slides a hand through his hair then finally relaxes enough to feel his body. It's still hot but compared to how he felt only a few minutes ago, he wasn't in pain any longer and he could focus on the things going on around him. Best of all, the ache had lessened. It wasn't gone, but it had lessened a lot.
Hidan straightens his shirt then walks out of the bathroom, only to bump into Kakuzu who was about to walk into the bathroom. He looks up angrily, trying to hide the fact that his heart started pounding fiercely the second he realized who it was. Kakuzu grabs his shoulders firmly and looks him over cautiously.
"Let go bastard!" Hidan growls.
Kakuzu eye's rest on Hidan's as he drops his grip on his shoulders and mumbles, "You were taking too long. I was just coming to make sure you were ok. You freaked me out when you passed out a few minutes ago."
Hidan brushes past Kakuzu and mutters, "I'm fine. You're wasting our damn time. Lets get to work."
Kakuzu sighs. "Just don't let your bad mood ruin our chance with these guys."
"You worry too much Kuzu. You know fooling people is my specialty." Hidan says with a smirk.
"But you haven't been yourself lately and- wait, what did you call me?" he asks with a raised eyebrow.
Hidan just smiles as they walk through a door into a room filled with people.
"Hey!" A voice call from the other side of the room. Hidan turns and is faced with a surprise.
A man wearing a navy blue mask is walking toward him with a smile on his face. It is the man from the club, the first night Hidan had failed to get it up. Hidan smiles back and walks towards him. Kakuzu follows curiously.
"Kakashi right?" Hidan asks as he shakes hands with the gray haired man.
"Yes but I'm afraid I never got your name." Kakashi answers.
"It's Hidan. Nice to see you again Kakashi."
Kakashi gets a mischievous glint in his eye and leans in close to Hidan, whispering in his ear, "So did you ever find a solution to your problem?"
Hidan grimaces. "No... I'm afraid I'm still..."
Kakuzu clears his throat and Hidan turns around. He motions to his partner and says, "This is my partner, Kakuzu. Kakuzu, Kakashi and I met in the club the other day..."
Kakuzu sneers down at Kakashi. "I see. So then you are one of Hidan's 'friends.' Do you work here?"
Kakashi's eyes narrow. "No... I'm here scouting for funds for Konoha. I work for them."
"Oh! Then I guess we are rivals for funds here today. We came for Amegakure." Hidan says cheerfully. "But if you work for Konoha, what were you doing at Amegakure that night?"
Kakashi leans in once again making Kakuzu glare slightly. He even rest a hand on Hidan's back as he says,
"Well technically... I was a spy."
Hidan smiles. "Sleeping with the enemy? Kinky..."
"Well we never really got around to it if you remember." Kakashi says mockingly.
Hidan rolls his eyes. "Don't remind me."
Kakuzu, who was listening intently, speaks up when he hears this. "Wait, so you two never had sex?"
Hidan gets nervous and glances at Kakashi. He is afraid the man will reveal his problem to Kakuzu who will just make fun of him. Kakashi just smiles and says innocently, "No... I chickened out in the end..."
Hidan relaxes and exhales. A motion that does not go unnoticed by Kakuzu. Then Kakashi motions to three chairs around the large oval table in the middle of the room and says, "Shall we have a seat?"
Hidan and Kakuzu nod then follow Kakashi to their places. Kakashi smiles sneakily as he pulls out a chair for Hidan to sit in. Hidan raises an eyebrow and Kakuzu rolls his eyes. Hidan shrugs to himself and takes the seat next to Kakashi. Kakuzu sits on his other side.
A man walks in the room after a few minutes and tells the first woman sitting at the end of the table to begin her presentation. Hidan starts to faze out and fall asleep. He never pays attention to these stupid business things. Kakuzu is the brains, he's just the pretty face. He doesn't mind it that way, he's good at it.
Suddenly Kakashi leans over to him and says nonchalantly, "This sure is boring isn't it?"
Hidan giggles then mentally smacks himself for giggling. Kakashi snickers at his reaction. He places his head in his hand and leans on the table while staring at Hidan happily. Kakuzu watches them from the corner of his eye warily.
"So, tell me more about yourself." Kakashi says quietly.
Hidan raises an eyebrow. "Why would you want to know more about me?"
"I kinda like you. I think it's a shame we didn't get farther than we did..."
Hidan feels a blush rise in his cheeks. Kakuzu notices this and thinks, Is he actually blushing.? Never thought I'd see the day...
Hidan sighs and realizes Kakashi is just trying to guilt him into something. He does feel kind of bad about that night. He may not have been hard but Kakashi was, and he had left him all alone without any release. Hidan sighs again then turns to Kakashi with his seductive smile.
"Shall I repay you for that night?"
Kakashi raises an eyebrow and Kakuzu also finds himself getting curious and cautious. Hidan slides a hand under the table to Kakashi's leg. Kakashi stiffens at first but then he relaxes and smiles widely, whispering, "Go ahead..."
Hidan responds by moving his hand up towards Kakashi's quickly hardening manhood. He rubs the bulge outside of his soft silk pants for a moment then as slowly and quietly as he can unzips them. He feels Kakashi's member through thin boxers now. He rubs more fiercely and Kakashi lets a low moan slip through his lips. Hidan smirks as Kakashi bites lip to stop from making more sounds. He reaches into the boxers and wraps one hand around Kakashi. He quickens his pace and strengthens his grip. Kakashi clenches his fists.
After a minute or two Hidan gets an idea. He uses his unoccupied hand to knock a pencil off the table and on to the ground. Without removing his hand from Kakashi he starts to bend down to 'pick up' the pencil. Before he can even put his head under the table, he feels a strong hand on his shoulder and he looks up.
Kakuzu's eyes are blazing as he commands quietly, "Don't even think about it."
Hidan is surprised for a moment but then he scowls and sits back in his chair. He continues to stroke Kakashi until he comes over Hidan's hand.
"Go clean yourself off." Kakuzu says disdainfully to Hidan.
Hidan stands up and tries to remain calm as he walks out of the room unnoticed by all except for Kakashi and Kakuzu.
He makes his way to the bathroom and once again flies against the wall, this time in anger. He is furious with Kakuzu. He ruins everything. He always acts like he's so much better than Hidan, he always restricts what Hidan can and can't do, he is mean and rude and everything Hidan hates. But for some reason, Hidan can't stop thinking about his touch.
It was gentle and firm at the same time. Soft and crisp. Like something sweet and sour, like a sour gummy worm. Coincidentally, sour gummy worms were Hidan's favorite candy.
All these thoughts just same Hidan angry at himself. He washes his hand while nice elevator music plays in the back round then goes back to the room. Kakashi gives him a confused look and Hidan just smiles back. He then lays down on the table and puts his face in his arms. He glares silently at nothing until it is his and Kakuzu's turn to make their argument. He sucks up his anger and unrest and walks to the front of the room along with Kakuzu. Kakuzu sets up a display then begins explaining why Amegakure should get the money instead of any of the other groups asking for it.
Hidan wasn't listening. His job was to distract everyone else and practically seduce the man in charge. Hidan was good at his job. He loosened his tie and made all of his movements manufactured and overly graceful. It worked. Every time the man in charge started asking a question he glanced at Hidan and got flustered. Kakuzu smirks, this plan always works. At the end of their presentation Hidan throws in a wink just for good measure then follows Kakuzu to their seats.
Hidan goes back to being depressed and angry while the others make their presentations. He ends up falling asleep.
Hidan's dream consists almost entirely of an endless barrage of really big, hard erections. When Kakuzu wakes him up at the end and asks him why he was tossing and turning while he was asleep. He finds blood rise to his face for the second time that day.
Before they leave the building Kakashi catches up to them and stops Hidan. He smiles kindly and says,
"I hope I see you around..."
"Sure." Hidan murmurs, not really paying attention.
They walk to the car and Kakuzu feels very smug as they drive back to headquarters. Hidan feels his ache starting to sink back in. He had had release that day, technically, but it wasn't anything compared to really good sex. At least his headache hadn't come back yet.
They suddenly go over a bump in the road and Hidan is jolted out of his seat because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt. His head slams into the window and he curses. Kakuzu rolls his eyes.
"If you don't put your seatbelt on your gonna die one of these days." he warns.
Hidan just ignores him as his headache slowly starts to sink back into his brain. It felt like it was spreading over his entire body this time. The ache combines with the pain in his head, was making his whole being feel sliced and pierced with an unnameable touch. Hidan hated it. He was going to bed first thing when they got home.
When the two walk into the headquarters Pain yells at them, "Nice job guys. We just got a call from the company. They said yes to funding us. I should send you two on every scouting mission."
Hidan just grunts and moves to his room. Deidara yells at him, "Wait Hidan, un! Come have a celebratory drink with us at least, yeah!"
"Not tonight guys..." Hidan says as he moves tiredly to his room.
Kakuzu watches him curiously.
"Hidan what happened? You were doing better a little while ago? I thought you had gotten over your depression..."
"Well you thought wrong!" Hidan spits back then slams his door leaving everyone else sighing in a bored tone.
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Poor Hidan. Even after all that he's kinda back to where he started. Aching from being backed up and without a clue what to do about it. He sure is being stubborn huh? I'm sure he'll get over it... ^_^
Please review! This chapter took me a long time to complete!
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