Annoying Barbie

Kirsty needed a drink after what she went through. She debated on giving up her quest of pissing off the cenobites but changed her mind. None of them were really friends with her anyways although she had a feeling one of them did like her in more than just a friendship way. She just didn't know who. She sat down at the bar debating on who to go after next; her decision was made quickly when she saw who emerged from the back. Barbie.

01) Ask if Barbie had his liquor license

02) Threaten to take his license away

03) Ask for free drinks

04) Complain about the prices of his drinks

05) Accuse him of getting a child drunk

Barbie just shook his head and walked off. He had more important things to do than to deal with Kirsty. However Kirsty was far from done with him. She followed him into the back. Barbie spun around shocked. No one had ever followed him anywhere before.

06) Asked if the barbed wire hurt

07) Offer to give him a tetnus shot

08) Have him make drinks then change your mind

09) Say he gave you the wrong drink to get a free one

10) Get intoxicated and accuse him of misconduct

Misconduct? Barbie would never engage in any kind of sexual behavior with someone who was intoxicated. Especially a human…more specifically Kirsty Cotton. He pushed Kirsty back in warning. He wanted her away from him and away from him now.

11) Asked how he got his fire breath

12) Make him use his fire breath then call the authorities

13) Give him non flammable fluid to drink

14) Check him into AA

15) Ask if he is named after the Doll

Barbie groaned. At times he really hated his cenobitic name. Barbie. Almost everyone asked if he was named after the doll

Kirsty wasn't making it any easier.

16) Asked if he knew Malibou Beach Barbie

17) Say that Ken is looking for him

18) Tell him Stitch is interested in a LTR and is looking for him

19) Tell him he's lost his job being bartender

20) Make him pay for the damages to the wall he walked through

21) Turn him in for killing all those cops protecting Joey

22) Call him an alchaholic

23) Say Pinhead fired him for showing up to "work" drunk

24) Make him take a sobriety test

25) Only give him Near Beer or O'Douls non alchaholic to drink

Barbie had broken into a run. This Kirsty was not giving up. Kirsty had chased after him laughing wildly. He had to get away from this crazy woman. Spending an eternity here within the labyrinth didn't seem so bad…at first. But then Kirsty had to fool with the box and become a resident of the Labyrinth. He was in trouble.

26) Get him drunk and lay him down next to Chatterbeast

27) Record him acting like a fool when drunk and post it on you tube

that's all for now. Barbie ran off somewhere unknown.

Next chapter: kirsty annoys Piston head (yes its possible to annoy him)