A/N: Vixen Uchiha made a comment about Jackie Chan and I couldn't help myself. I watched Jackie Chan Adventures as a kid but not much of it really stuck. *sweat drops* I do remember Uncle pretty well so I actually have something to work with. And yes, everyone calls him Uncle. It's a running gag in the show. Takes place a year or so after KHR ends.

Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn! or Jackie Chan Adventures.


A Normal Day

Despite having the seal removed by Nono, Tsuna's chi pathways were too jumbled to heal on their own. Most of the former Arcobalenco were still adjusting to being adults again. Reborn was already back in Italy, intent on terrifying the world in his adult form. Skull went back to the stunt business, reintroducing himself as the Great Skull's grandson since so many years had passed. Colonello and Lal Mirch had both continued working but there were rumors that the stubborn CEDEF agent finally decided to give the blond a chance. Verde moved on to other projects, Mammon was still a miser and Fon had returned to his family in Namimori.

"Decimo." Tsuna yelped, tripping over thin air and falling face first onto the ground. The teenager groaned, looking up at Fon in pain and confusion. "Hey Fon. Did you need something?" He asks, sitting up. Fon's eyes narrowed. "Does this always happen?" Fon asks, pointing out Tsuna's bout of clumsiness. Tsuna smiled sheepishly. "It's not as bad as it used to be. Reborn said that it should go away on its own." Tsuna says with a shrug.

Fon grabbed one of his arms, ignoring Tsuna's surprised yelp. Inwardly he cursed Reborn. "Reborn may have Sun flames but he is not a reliable healer. You need a specialist to fix this, not just a burst of flames." Fon says, helping Tsuna to his feet. Unlike the other Arcobaleco he was willing to pay Tsuna back for all the help he had given them.

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Tsuna looked at the antique store in confusion. "Are we going to see Kawahira?" He asks, Fon shivered. "No, this store is owned by an old friend of mine." He says, the shop bell dinging as they walked in. There was a large Japanese man in an apron, cleaning the display cases. Tohru glanced at the new customers and nodded in greeting, continuing to dust. Fon raised an eyebrow, it seems that Uncle had gotten a new employee. He wondered if Uncle's nephew Jackie was out of college yet, he could be one of the few positive role models in Tsuna's life.

Jackie walked into the room, surprised that they actually had customers. "Uncle, there are people here to see you!" He yells, there was the muffled sound of something being dropped. "Tell them to return after I drink my tea!" A man with a Catonese accent yells, Jackie gave them a sheepish smile. "I am terribly sorry, maybe you can come later?" He asks. Fon sighed. "We both know he'll just throw the cup to the floor anyways. Tell him that Fon is here with a friend." Jackie's eyes widened.

"But last I saw you, you were tiny!" Jackie exclaims, Fon smiled and patted Tsuna on the head. "My young friend Tsuna helped to remove my curse. We are here to cure his own ailment." Tsuna blushed in embarrassment. "It wasn't just me, everyone worked together." He mumbled, his eyes glued to the floor. "Jackie! I thought I told you-" The old man stopped, looking at Fon in shock. "Fon my friend! I have not seen you as a man for many years!" Uncle exclaimed.

"It is good to see you as well old friend. I was hoping that a Chi Master such as yourself could help my young friend. His pathways have been blocked since he was a young child." Fon says as Uncle walked up to Tsuna, hitting him on the head. "Ouch! What was that for?" Tsuna cried, Jackie sighed. "At this point I take it as a sign of affection." The archaeologist says with a shrug. "Your chi is very tangled! I am surprised you can walk without tripping!" He declares, Tsuna gave an awkward smile.

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Whatever cure Tsuna was expecting, it was not having his entire body covered in needles. And from the smoke he was beginning to smell, they were on fire. Uncle sat down on a stool, holding a glowing puffer fish and chanting the same phrase in Chinese over and over again. The scent of lavender was starting to lull him to sleep, only the occasional whack to the head keeping him awake.

Tsuna's flames, which usually needed a trigger, were now free to spread at their leisure. Uncle shook his head, this boy had good strong chi. Who would be stupid or cruel enough to block it? Fon relaxed as Sky flames washed over him, expressing the gratitude their user felt. Reborn's harsh method of cracking the seal was effective but not enough, there were still times Tsuna had felt disconnected. Now he felt whole. If the idiots that decided to break into the shop knew this, they would be quivering in fear.

"Aiyah! Stop breaking my valuables you hooligans!" Uncle yelled, picking up a broom and intent to hit the men in suits. "Could someone please take these needles out?" Tsuna asks, unable to move from the table. "Hand over the Decimo and no one gets killed!" Tsuna rolled his eyes. Even after refusing to become Decimo, other families didn't get the memo. "When will you morons get the hint that I want nothing to do with the mafia? I'm not a criminal!"

Tsuna was stuck watching Tohru barrel into the mafia men, Jackie clumsily removing the needles as quickly as he could. "Friends of yours?" He asks weakly, Tsuna deadpanned. "More like friends of my relatives. My egotistical criminal relatives." He says in exasperation. He sat up as soon as the needles were removed, ignoring one that was still in his scalp.

Tsuna's forehead now had a flame in the middle of it, Tohru and the mafia men stopping mid-fight. His warm brown eyes were now a narrowed amber, he cracked his knuckles menacingly. "Did none of you realize that there was a former Arcobalenco AND a former boss in this shop?" The men's faces were priceless as Tsuna blasted them out of the building.

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"That was sooo cool!" Jade exclaimed, looking up at Tsuna in awe. "Uh, thanks?" Jackie grabbed his niece by the collar, dragging her away under heavy protest. "Hey! I just wanted to know how he did the fire thing!" Jade whines, Jackie gave her a stern look. "Not until you are older." "But he's a kid too!" Jade retorts. "Actually, I'm a teenager." Tsuna says sheepishly.

Jade squinted her eyes. "You don't look like it." She says bluntly. "I get that a lot." Tsuna says, it was the reason why his enemies underestimated him. "Perhaps we should've kept one of your attackers around so we could figure out who is targeting you." Fon says in amusement, Tsuna sighed. "One day, I just wanted one normal day." Then Tsuna realized that for him this was a normal day.