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"Fai this is positively ridiculous." Ashura stood at the foot of the blonde's bed, eye twitching. He loved Fai dearly, but he had no time for antics today. "Surely you know how important this is. You're my ward. You HAVE to go.

"No way. Not going." The blonde had his face buried in his pillow so the words came out muffled.

"And do you care to tell me why you have started acting like a child again all of a sudden?" the king was literally about to pull his adoptive son out of bed with his own two hands if need be. It was ridiculous that a grown man was acting this way, ridiculous even for Fai.

"He's creepy! How would you feel if some ancient old guy kept giving you the creep stare?" Fai sat up and gave Ashura the closest thing to a glare he ever received form the blonde. Which from the king's perspective was absolutely adorable considering Fai didn't have a spiteful bone in his body.

"Why would it matter if he's creepy? It's a cultural difference. It's not like you to be intolerant." The king scrubbed his face with both of his hands and sighed.

"No. there's no way I'm getting in the same room as him and his daughter!"

"What did he do that was so creepy?" Ashura was running out of time—they absolutely could not be late. He and Fai weren't even dressed yet and dinner was set to start in 15 minutes.

"His eyes…" The blonde dramatically threw himself back on the bed and covered his face with both of his arms.

For the love of whatever god there may be…

"Yes?"

"He keeps staring at me. And smiling… you always told me that when government officials smile it was never a good thing! And his daughter keeps flirting with me. If she showed anymore cleavage—"

"I don't care. You are the head of the court mages, and my personal guard, so you have to be there." Ashura cut him off before he went off into another rant about why there should be a dress code at court. "Besides, you're vary exotic. I don't know anyone who looks even a little bit like you. I doubt they have ever seen anyone with gold hair before, they probably think you are very beautiful."

"That's why it's creepy!"

"Fai… what are they going to do? You're too big to kidnap." Another knock came from the very nervous head maid trying to keep everything on schedule.

"She kept brushing my foot under the table with hers!"

"For Christ sake. Fai I have never met anyone who wouldn't be thrilled to have such a beautiful woman through themselves at them."

"Have you really taken the time to look at her? Because I'm pretty sure she has a mustache." Fai rolled over on to his stomach. "Bet you wouldn't want mustache lips blowing you kisses." The last part was mumbled and came out whinier when the blonde had intended, and as hard Ashura tried, he couldn't help but grin and laugh.

"How about you sit on my left side? Then you don't have to talk to her?" Was he, the king, honestly bending to his adoptive son like this?

"But the king of creeps would still stare at me…"

Ashura just shook his head and sighed. "As your king I order you to get you grumpy little butt out of bed, get dressed, and come to dinner and be pleasant."

"You're mean." Fai looked at Ashura from only one of his eyes.

"I know. You can get me back for it later."

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