Chapter 10
Disclaimer- Let's see what shall I write here, well if you've read WWE- Spring Break in Cancun, you would know that I am a so-called penguin, so for your reviewing pleasure I've decided to have some conversations with myself as part human (MMC 4 short) and part penguin(waddles) my other personality, yeah I know, weird but that's just how I am. So if you don't like it, well wha cha gonna do? (Actually, if you want me to stop, tell me then.) Ha. . .ha. . . ha. . . did I mention I'm weird? Of course I did. . . anywayz. . .
MMC- "So waddles, what should happen in this chapter?"
Waddles- "Quack, quack, I mean squeak, I dunno, let's make the superstars turn into animals, so they can attack everyone and I can rule the world cause they WILL obey me. HAHAHAHAHAHA. . . HA. . . HA."
MMC- "Okayyyyyyy, what is up with you? Did you eat that 8 month old can of tuna when I told you not to?"
Waddles- "Mooooooooo, what? Of course not, that's just disgusting, what kind of human being would do such a thing?"
MMC- "First off, YOU'RE NOT HUMAN, and second you did eat it, didn't you?"
Waddles- "WOOF, alright, alright I did eat it I'm sorry but I was hungry." (starts to cry.)
MMC- "Fine, whateva let's just get back to the story."
(A few hours later, Hurricane is abruptly waken up to someone screaming.)
Hurricane- "WAZZUPWITDAT? I mean what's going on?" (yawning)
Trish- "Shut up freak, we're trying to listen to Angle."
Hurricane- "What time is it anyways, is he having a dream or something?"
Edge- "It's 5:15."
Matt- "He's having a nightmare about something weird."
Jeff- "So, just be quiet for a minute."
Lita- "Besides, Amanda's still sleeping."
Angle- "NOOOOOOOO, CLAYVIS, WHERE ARE YOU? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'M ALL ALONE. YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND. WHERE ARE YOU?" (tossing and turning in his sleep, accidentally kicking Stacy.)
Stacy- "OUCH, WHAT THE. . .
Everyone- "SHHHHHHH."
Rock- (in a whisper) "Apparently the little bald f. . . fr. . . freak is missing his teddy bear."
Angle- "AHHHHHHHHHH, NO I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S THE FIRST DAY, I WON'T MAKE ANY FRIENDS."
Austin- "HAHAHA. . . THE JACKASS THINKS HE'S STILL IN SCHOOL."
Everyone- "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Angle- "Mommy, where's Clayvis? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW? CLAYVIS!!!!"
Y2J- "Hey you assclowns, how bout we wake him up, so we can all go back to sleep, I need my beauty rest."
Angle- "NO, CLAYVIS I KNOW YOU'RE HERE SOMEWHERE, THIS IS NO TIME FOR HIDE AND SEEK."
Rock- "Well the Rock says we should at least have some fun since this bald freak is talking in his sleep."
Matt- "Well we could always get some whipped cream or shaving cream. . .
Jeff- "And spray it into his hand, so he could smear it over his face."
Y2J- "What? That's nothing, we could always put him outside in the middle of the street so when. . .
Molly- "Chris!"
Y2J- "What, it was only a suggestion."
Lita- "Only if you wanted him to be road kill."
Edge- "Dudes, I've heard that if you stick someone's hand in a bowl of water they'll piss themselves, do you wanna see if that's true."
Everyone- "Sure."
Stacy- "I'll go get a bowl."
Trish- "This ain't your house woman, you don't know where Amanda has everything."
Stacy- "I know but I can always look for it." (She gets up and walks around the house until she finds the kitchen and starts to search for a bowl.)
Angle- "MOMMY, WHERE ARE WE GOING TODAY? CAN WE GO TO THE ZOO?"
(As everyone listens to Angle, they hear a loud clash from the kitchen as though pots and pans had hit the floor.)
Stacy- "Sorry."
Amanda- (finally waking up) "AHHHH, WHO'S THERE? I HAVE A CROSSBOW AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT, SO GET OUTTA MY HOUSE." (looking around and seeing the group) "Sorry, what's all the noise about?" (yawning)
Hurricane- "Sorry citizen Amanda, it was Stacy."
Amanda- "What the hell is she doing in my kitchen?"
Austin- "WE WERE GOING TO DUNK ANGLE'S HAND. . .
Molly- "Into a bowl of water to see if what they say is true."
Amanda- "Oh alright." (gets up and walks into the kitchen) "GET OUTTA MY KITCHEN." (she prepares to fill up a bowl with water.)
Stacy- "Alright, alright I'm sorry." (running out of the kitchen)
Rock- "Wow, this jabronie didn't even wake up, even after all that noise."
Matt- "Good now we can have some fun." (smiling devilishly)
Amanda- (walking back to them with the bowl) "Ok, but if he wets my floor, then somebody's GONNA pay."
(They gather around Angle, as Amanda carefully picks up Angle's hand and places it into the water.)
Jeff- "Well is it true, did it work, did he piss himself?"
Edge- "Dude, chill, you wanna check to see if the floor's wet."
Jeff- "No, you check."
Edge- "Dude, you check."
Jeff- "No, you."
Edge- "You."
Y2J- "Will one of you assclowns, just check the floor."
Lita- "Well since Edge thought of the idea, and Amanda placed his hand in the water and Stacy made all that racquet in the kitchen, why don't you three do rock, paper, scissors and whoever loses has to check. Sound fair enough."
Edge- "Fine."
Amanda- "Whatever."
Stacy- "Ok."
Molly- "Alright ready, Rock, paper, scissors, shoot."
(Edge shows rock, Amanda shows paper, and Stacy also shows rock.)
Amanda- "HAHA, I won this round, I don't have to touch Angle."
Angle- (still sound asleep) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, CLAYVIS WHERE'D YOU GO, AHHHHHHHHHH WHERE ARE YOU?"
Austin- "ROUND TWO, ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SHOOT."
(Edge shows scissors and Stacy shows rock.)
Stacy- "I won, I won, I can't believe it."
Edge- "What? How's that possible?"
Amanda- "Wait Edge, that's dynamite, you won."
Stacy- "WHAT? What are you talking about? I won, he played scissors."
Edge- "No she's right, I played dynamite, so technically I won."
Stacy- "WHAT? NOOOOOOOO."
Matt- "Well a game's, a game's and you lost, so you get to check."
Stacy- "But. . . But. . ."
Rock- "No but about it jabronie, just check."
(Stacy is about to touch the floor near Angle when. . .)
Angle- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." (waking up) "WHERE'S THE BATHROOM, I GOTTA GO!!" (runs around in circles before Amanda points out the bathroom.)
Stacy- "Whew that was close."
(5 minutes pass by until Angle finally comes out of the bathroom.)
Angle- "Much better."
Edge- "Dude, What took you so long I thought you only had to pee?"
Angle- "I did you moron. So where is he?
Y2J- "Where's who, junior?"
Angle- "Where's Clayvis? I had the worst nightmare; I dreamt that he wasn't with me anywhere and that I had lost him."
Hurricane- "Um. . . citizen Angle, I hate to tell you this but he isn't here with you."
Angle- "WHAT?"
Austin- "HEY THAT'S MY LINE."
Trish- "Like the dork said, Clayvis or whatever isn't here."
Angle- "WHAT?"
Amanda- "It's true, it's true."
Angle- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WHERE IS HE? ALRIGHT, WHO STOLE HIM?"
Jeff- "Why would anybody wanna steal a stuffed monkey?"
Angle- "He's a bear, you multicolored freak."
Molly- "But why would someone steal him."
Angle- "I don't know for ransom money."
Matt- "Yeah, ok Angle, someone's holding your teddy bear hostage, who in the. . .
Rock- "BLUE HELL WOULD DO SUCH A THING?"
Angle- "I dunno some fans who dislike me, but I want him back NOW." (starting to cry)
Lita- "Wait a minute, the last time I saw you with that bear, it was when we were in Y2J's 'crib'."
Y2J- "MY CRIB, DON'T REMIND ME." (also starting to cry)
Trish- "That's right, you left him there while you were unconscious, I mean we did."
Angle- "WHAT? HOW COULD YOU ALL? NOW HE'S, NOOOOOO THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE."
Edge- "Sorry, dude but he's gone along with Y2J's. . .
Y2J- "Don't even say it."
Angle- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, CLAYVIS." (looking up at Amanda's ceiling) "HOW COULD YOU, YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO CRUEL."
Hurricane- "It'll be ok citizen Angle, we'll get you another Clayvis."
Angle- "I DON'T WANT ANOTHER WANNABE CLAYVIS, I WANT HIM. NOOOOOOOOOOO."
Molly- "Tell you what, we'll have a little funeral for him later today when we've actually had some sleep. Does that sound good?"
Angle- (tears streaming down his eyes) "O. . . ok."
Austin- "ALRIGHT JACKASS, LET'S GET BACK TO SLEEP."
(Now it's about 6:10, as everyone falls back to sleep.)
A/N- "Wow, I'm finally done with this chapter, if you call it a chapter, I hope ya'll liked it anyway, hopefully I can update sooner then usual but now that school started, AHHHHHHHHHHH, who knows now, but I'll try my best not to go all psycho. I'm still not sure where I'm going with this story but if you have any suggestions, I'll try to work it out in the story, cause that would really help me out A LOT. Thanks for all the great reviews, luv ya all. And please, please read and review. Buh bye for now. (Waddles- "Squeak, squeak, until next time." *waddles away*)
Disclaimer- Let's see what shall I write here, well if you've read WWE- Spring Break in Cancun, you would know that I am a so-called penguin, so for your reviewing pleasure I've decided to have some conversations with myself as part human (MMC 4 short) and part penguin(waddles) my other personality, yeah I know, weird but that's just how I am. So if you don't like it, well wha cha gonna do? (Actually, if you want me to stop, tell me then.) Ha. . .ha. . . ha. . . did I mention I'm weird? Of course I did. . . anywayz. . .
MMC- "So waddles, what should happen in this chapter?"
Waddles- "Quack, quack, I mean squeak, I dunno, let's make the superstars turn into animals, so they can attack everyone and I can rule the world cause they WILL obey me. HAHAHAHAHAHA. . . HA. . . HA."
MMC- "Okayyyyyyy, what is up with you? Did you eat that 8 month old can of tuna when I told you not to?"
Waddles- "Mooooooooo, what? Of course not, that's just disgusting, what kind of human being would do such a thing?"
MMC- "First off, YOU'RE NOT HUMAN, and second you did eat it, didn't you?"
Waddles- "WOOF, alright, alright I did eat it I'm sorry but I was hungry." (starts to cry.)
MMC- "Fine, whateva let's just get back to the story."
(A few hours later, Hurricane is abruptly waken up to someone screaming.)
Hurricane- "WAZZUPWITDAT? I mean what's going on?" (yawning)
Trish- "Shut up freak, we're trying to listen to Angle."
Hurricane- "What time is it anyways, is he having a dream or something?"
Edge- "It's 5:15."
Matt- "He's having a nightmare about something weird."
Jeff- "So, just be quiet for a minute."
Lita- "Besides, Amanda's still sleeping."
Angle- "NOOOOOOOO, CLAYVIS, WHERE ARE YOU? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'M ALL ALONE. YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND. WHERE ARE YOU?" (tossing and turning in his sleep, accidentally kicking Stacy.)
Stacy- "OUCH, WHAT THE. . .
Everyone- "SHHHHHHH."
Rock- (in a whisper) "Apparently the little bald f. . . fr. . . freak is missing his teddy bear."
Angle- "AHHHHHHHHHH, NO I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S THE FIRST DAY, I WON'T MAKE ANY FRIENDS."
Austin- "HAHAHA. . . THE JACKASS THINKS HE'S STILL IN SCHOOL."
Everyone- "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Angle- "Mommy, where's Clayvis? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW? CLAYVIS!!!!"
Y2J- "Hey you assclowns, how bout we wake him up, so we can all go back to sleep, I need my beauty rest."
Angle- "NO, CLAYVIS I KNOW YOU'RE HERE SOMEWHERE, THIS IS NO TIME FOR HIDE AND SEEK."
Rock- "Well the Rock says we should at least have some fun since this bald freak is talking in his sleep."
Matt- "Well we could always get some whipped cream or shaving cream. . .
Jeff- "And spray it into his hand, so he could smear it over his face."
Y2J- "What? That's nothing, we could always put him outside in the middle of the street so when. . .
Molly- "Chris!"
Y2J- "What, it was only a suggestion."
Lita- "Only if you wanted him to be road kill."
Edge- "Dudes, I've heard that if you stick someone's hand in a bowl of water they'll piss themselves, do you wanna see if that's true."
Everyone- "Sure."
Stacy- "I'll go get a bowl."
Trish- "This ain't your house woman, you don't know where Amanda has everything."
Stacy- "I know but I can always look for it." (She gets up and walks around the house until she finds the kitchen and starts to search for a bowl.)
Angle- "MOMMY, WHERE ARE WE GOING TODAY? CAN WE GO TO THE ZOO?"
(As everyone listens to Angle, they hear a loud clash from the kitchen as though pots and pans had hit the floor.)
Stacy- "Sorry."
Amanda- (finally waking up) "AHHHH, WHO'S THERE? I HAVE A CROSSBOW AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT, SO GET OUTTA MY HOUSE." (looking around and seeing the group) "Sorry, what's all the noise about?" (yawning)
Hurricane- "Sorry citizen Amanda, it was Stacy."
Amanda- "What the hell is she doing in my kitchen?"
Austin- "WE WERE GOING TO DUNK ANGLE'S HAND. . .
Molly- "Into a bowl of water to see if what they say is true."
Amanda- "Oh alright." (gets up and walks into the kitchen) "GET OUTTA MY KITCHEN." (she prepares to fill up a bowl with water.)
Stacy- "Alright, alright I'm sorry." (running out of the kitchen)
Rock- "Wow, this jabronie didn't even wake up, even after all that noise."
Matt- "Good now we can have some fun." (smiling devilishly)
Amanda- (walking back to them with the bowl) "Ok, but if he wets my floor, then somebody's GONNA pay."
(They gather around Angle, as Amanda carefully picks up Angle's hand and places it into the water.)
Jeff- "Well is it true, did it work, did he piss himself?"
Edge- "Dude, chill, you wanna check to see if the floor's wet."
Jeff- "No, you check."
Edge- "Dude, you check."
Jeff- "No, you."
Edge- "You."
Y2J- "Will one of you assclowns, just check the floor."
Lita- "Well since Edge thought of the idea, and Amanda placed his hand in the water and Stacy made all that racquet in the kitchen, why don't you three do rock, paper, scissors and whoever loses has to check. Sound fair enough."
Edge- "Fine."
Amanda- "Whatever."
Stacy- "Ok."
Molly- "Alright ready, Rock, paper, scissors, shoot."
(Edge shows rock, Amanda shows paper, and Stacy also shows rock.)
Amanda- "HAHA, I won this round, I don't have to touch Angle."
Angle- (still sound asleep) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, CLAYVIS WHERE'D YOU GO, AHHHHHHHHHH WHERE ARE YOU?"
Austin- "ROUND TWO, ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SHOOT."
(Edge shows scissors and Stacy shows rock.)
Stacy- "I won, I won, I can't believe it."
Edge- "What? How's that possible?"
Amanda- "Wait Edge, that's dynamite, you won."
Stacy- "WHAT? What are you talking about? I won, he played scissors."
Edge- "No she's right, I played dynamite, so technically I won."
Stacy- "WHAT? NOOOOOOOO."
Matt- "Well a game's, a game's and you lost, so you get to check."
Stacy- "But. . . But. . ."
Rock- "No but about it jabronie, just check."
(Stacy is about to touch the floor near Angle when. . .)
Angle- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." (waking up) "WHERE'S THE BATHROOM, I GOTTA GO!!" (runs around in circles before Amanda points out the bathroom.)
Stacy- "Whew that was close."
(5 minutes pass by until Angle finally comes out of the bathroom.)
Angle- "Much better."
Edge- "Dude, What took you so long I thought you only had to pee?"
Angle- "I did you moron. So where is he?
Y2J- "Where's who, junior?"
Angle- "Where's Clayvis? I had the worst nightmare; I dreamt that he wasn't with me anywhere and that I had lost him."
Hurricane- "Um. . . citizen Angle, I hate to tell you this but he isn't here with you."
Angle- "WHAT?"
Austin- "HEY THAT'S MY LINE."
Trish- "Like the dork said, Clayvis or whatever isn't here."
Angle- "WHAT?"
Amanda- "It's true, it's true."
Angle- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WHERE IS HE? ALRIGHT, WHO STOLE HIM?"
Jeff- "Why would anybody wanna steal a stuffed monkey?"
Angle- "He's a bear, you multicolored freak."
Molly- "But why would someone steal him."
Angle- "I don't know for ransom money."
Matt- "Yeah, ok Angle, someone's holding your teddy bear hostage, who in the. . .
Rock- "BLUE HELL WOULD DO SUCH A THING?"
Angle- "I dunno some fans who dislike me, but I want him back NOW." (starting to cry)
Lita- "Wait a minute, the last time I saw you with that bear, it was when we were in Y2J's 'crib'."
Y2J- "MY CRIB, DON'T REMIND ME." (also starting to cry)
Trish- "That's right, you left him there while you were unconscious, I mean we did."
Angle- "WHAT? HOW COULD YOU ALL? NOW HE'S, NOOOOOO THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE."
Edge- "Sorry, dude but he's gone along with Y2J's. . .
Y2J- "Don't even say it."
Angle- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, CLAYVIS." (looking up at Amanda's ceiling) "HOW COULD YOU, YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO CRUEL."
Hurricane- "It'll be ok citizen Angle, we'll get you another Clayvis."
Angle- "I DON'T WANT ANOTHER WANNABE CLAYVIS, I WANT HIM. NOOOOOOOOOOO."
Molly- "Tell you what, we'll have a little funeral for him later today when we've actually had some sleep. Does that sound good?"
Angle- (tears streaming down his eyes) "O. . . ok."
Austin- "ALRIGHT JACKASS, LET'S GET BACK TO SLEEP."
(Now it's about 6:10, as everyone falls back to sleep.)
A/N- "Wow, I'm finally done with this chapter, if you call it a chapter, I hope ya'll liked it anyway, hopefully I can update sooner then usual but now that school started, AHHHHHHHHHHH, who knows now, but I'll try my best not to go all psycho. I'm still not sure where I'm going with this story but if you have any suggestions, I'll try to work it out in the story, cause that would really help me out A LOT. Thanks for all the great reviews, luv ya all. And please, please read and review. Buh bye for now. (Waddles- "Squeak, squeak, until next time." *waddles away*)