We all ran into the front lawn.

"Bye girls." Tamaki waved as a car left the property. "Have fun. Be careful. Don't you do anything I wouldn't do."

Haruhi smiled and waved at him out the window. Haruhi then saw my disappointed face. She stopped smiling and put her head and arm back in the car.

Tamaki looked over at us. "Oh. Isn't that cute? They're going on a canoe trip. Female bonding. Three days out in the woods. No laptops, no cell phones, no male strippers, thank you very much."

"A canoe trip, I don't think Haruhi would like that." I said.

"Yah, and why wasn't I invited? I'm a bridesmaid too." Mei said.

"Well, I know what my fiancé wants Hikaru."

I glared at him.

He looked at Mei. "And Mei, I need you for my tuxedo. Also you wouldn't like camping anyways."

"So when are they gonna be back?" Kaoru asked.

"Just right before the wedding, which is fine by me. All she has to do is to get her makeup on, do her hair, and put on her dress."

"That's a lot more work to do you know." Mei said.

"Well, I have a lot more work to do then her."

"Yah, like putting on a mask to hide your goblin of a face." I mumbled under my breath.

"What was that Hikaru?" Tamaki asked.

"Oh, it's was nothing."

"Well ok then. I'll see you gentlemen and lady later."

He walked back into the house. Kaoru, Mei and I just stared at the road the car went down.

We were in the Souh's garden sitting in a tree silently.

Kaoru sat up. "I got it. Why don't we just find out what river they are on, rent a canoe and some maps and stuff, and just hunt them down?"

I looked down at him. "Excellent. A plan that utilizes our vast wilderness, what do you got?"

"A headache. And I'm hungry too."

"Careful now." The butler said to a delivery man.

We all looked over at them.

"Is that Tamaki's tux?" Kaoru asked.

"Oh, ok. Got it there." The delivery man said as the butler and him brought the suit inside.

"Oh, I was at the fitting." Mei said. "It was a really gorgeous tux."

"I don't think a tux can be gorgeous." Kaoru said.

"Well his tux is."

"Do you realize what we're trying to do here?" I said.

"You're right. I was just…"

Kaoru patted her shoulder. "You're an aspiring designer sweetie. It's not your fault."

"We have to figure out a way to bring this entire wedding to its knees, and when we do, it is not going to be pretty." I said.

"Ok, well, we might need an actual plan." Kaoru said.

We all just looked at each other. Then out of nowhere we heard Tamaki screaming.

I got frightened and I fell out of the tree.

Kaoru looked at me. "Ooh."

Mei and him tried to hold in their laughter.

We all ran up to the porch.

"No! No!" Tamaki screamed. "No, no, no, no, no! Father!"

We ran up to a window and looked inside to see what was happening.

Tamaki was looking at his tux on the floor.

"No! Oh it's wrong, it's all wrong!"

Yuzure ran into the room. "Tamaki, what's all wrong? What's the matter? Calm down."

"Oh, I will not!" Tamaki said. He lifted up his tux for his father to see. "Those idiots, they ruined it!" He handed his father the tux. "Look, look at it! See?"

"What? What am I looking at?"

"Oh, God! My father is blind." He stood up and took the tux. "Look, blind father. It's Summer Pearl. And what did I order? What color did I specify?"

Tamaki waited for his father to answer the questions, but he didn't get one.

"Burnished Eggshell!" Tamaki said.

"It's true, I was there. Burnished Eggshell. It was lovely." Mei whispered.

Kaoru and I looked at her.

"Are you kidding me?" I growled.

Mei looked at me. Then all three of us went back at looking at Tamaki.

"It's ruined, the wedding is ruined." Tamaki dropped the suit and started pacing.

Yuzure picked up the tux. "Oh, now Tamaki, we've got time. We can fix it. I'm gonna get on the phone straightaway to Jean-Louis."

Tamaki growled and looked at his father. "Oh, well, you better. You promised me." He walked up to his father. "Every detail of this wedding has to be exactly right. I'm only marry my ex cheating girlfriend Haruhi so we can get her and her father out of their apartment and make it into a hotel, even though I was with Eclair. I don't mind a loveless marriage, because I will still be able to see Eclair. But I will not tolerate anything less than a perfect wedding." He looked to the left with a smile.

Yuzure looked at him confused.

Tamaki looked at his father and glared. "If it is not the wedding I want, I am not walking down your aisle. Period."

He then walked away.

Yuzure looked at him. "It'll be perfect Tamaki. It'll be perfectly perfect."

Yuzure smiled fell and he followed Tamaki. We all looked at each other.

"Man, it'd sure be a shame if anything happened in the next couple of days that would make this wedding less than perfect." I said with a smirk.

Kaoru smirked also. "Yep."

"Ooh, I just got chills."

We all started to quietly snicker.

We were in Mei's room. I was on the phone with the florist.

"Yes, it this the florist in charge of the Souh wedding? Who am I?"

"Tamaki." Kaoru said. "You can do Tamaki."

I sat down. "Well, this is Mr. Tamaki Souh, groom-to-be." I said, doing my best Tamaki impression. "I would like to make a few changes to my floral arrangements."

Tamaki was outside on the porch hiding behind Kyouya while the florists brought in the flowers.

"I would never order lilies. Ever since I was six years old...I've been allergic."

Kyouya looked at the florist. "His eyes water."

Tamaki started scratching his skin. "And I get these awful hives all over my body." Tamaki looked at the door. "Father, I need my ointment!"

Kyouya and him went inside the house.

Kaoru, Mei and me came out of our hiding place and smirked.

We were back in Mei's room.

I was on the phone with the decorator. "Father and I think a white tent is just so blah, so I was wondering if anything a little bit more playful?" I gasped. "Yes, something a little bit playful?"

Tamaki dragged his father and Mei to the front lawn.

"A dream bouncy castle is not what I dreamed about. Father!" He pointed to the bouncy house. "Where is my white tent?"

Yuzure looked at the castle, then at Tamaki.

"We'll find it Tamaki, we will find it." Yuzure looked at the butler. "Pop it!"

The butler unplugged the bounce house and it came down.

Kaoru and I were on the terrorist laughing. We high fived each other.

We were back in Mei's room again.

I was now on the phone with the ice sculptor.

"This is Yuzure Souh from the Souh mansion, are you the woman in change of the ice sculptures in my Tamaki's wedding?" I smirked. "I have a little change I want you to do."

Tamaki was staring at the ice sculpture in anger.

"Father!"

Yuzure walked into the kitchen with Kyouya and Mei. "What is it now?" He walked over to Tamaki. "What Tamaki? Is there some little something that they got wrong?"

They all looked at the ice sculpture, Kaoru and I were peeking through the window.

They all looked down and saw what Tamaki was mad about.

"That's not so little." Kyouya said.

"This was supposed to be a baby cupid, not some aroused sailor." Yuzure said.

"Maybe, uh, the guest could hang their umbrellas on him." I whispered to Kaoru.

Tamaki looked at his father. "I can't do this anymore."

Yuzure looked at Tamaki. "Tamaki just breathe."

Tamaki started taking in deep breaths.

"It'll be ok. Breathe." He grabbed Tamaki's arm. "Father is gonna take care of it, ok?" He handed Tamaki off to Kyouya. "Breath. Father is gonna take care of it."

They started walking out of the kitchen. Mei looked at us and smiled, then followed them out. Yuzure walked back into the kitchen and walked up to the ice sculpture. He then used the planning book he had it his hands to brake off the "added part."

Kaoru and I gasped and Yuzure walked out of the kitchen. Kaoru and I just started snickering with each other.

We were now in the dressing room with our tuxes on. The wedding planner was looking at mine. Then walked over to Kyouya and took him out of the room.

Yuzure walked in. He looked at Mei. "You look lovely Mei."

Mei smiled. "Thank you."

Yuzure then looked at Kaoru and me. "Oh my. Don't you boys look handsome." He looked at me. "Even you Hikaru."

I gave a fake smile. "Oh, Mr. Yuzure, if you had wings, you'd be an angel."

Yuzure started leaving the room.

"Or a nasty ass dragon." I said.

"I heard that."

"Was meant to."

When Yuzure left the room, Kaoru saw Tamaki's tux and smirked.

"Hey, look." He pointed to the tux.

Mei and I looked at what he pointed at and smirked.

"Go get it. I have a plan." I said.

Kaoru nodded and went up and took the tux. He then ran over back to us and we left the room.

We were running in the garden to a specific place with Tamaki's tux. We were all laughing.

"Go, go, go, go." Kaoru said.

"Ok, ok." I laughed.

We ran a little further.

"I just heard them talking. Tamaki is so completely frazzled." Mei said.

We ran up to a wood chipper.

"Oh, then he's going to go over the edge when this happens." I said.

Kaoru held out the tux. "Who wants the honors?"

"Me, please." I said.

Kaoru handed me the tux.

"Yes." I chuckled.

I put the tux in the wood chipper and Kaoru pushed the button.

"Yes, come on." Kaoru and Mei said as I pushed the tux in the chipper.

"Who stole your girl Hikaru?" Mei asked.

"Take that, you son of a bitch woman stealer!" I yelled.

I pushed the rest of the tux in the wood chipper and shredded fabric was coming out on the other side. We all started cheering.

We then ran over to where the fabric was being shot out from and hugged each other while being covered in shredded fabric. We all fell on the ground and kept laughing and cheering. Then we started throwing dirt and fabric at each other and tackling each other.

We did that for a bit longer until someone turned off the wood chipper. We looked up and our smiled faded.

We saw an angry Tamaki and Yuzure, and a disappointed Lilly.

We all got up and dust ourselves off. I looked at Kaoru and cleared my throat.

"I don't think you're getting a second date Kaoru."

Kaoru sighed. "I know."

Hey guys I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I made it longer like I promised. I think there is only going to be a few more chapter left, which is sad I know. But I got a lot more stories in mine, please F&R. Until next time.-HH1957