"Grell...MUTHAFUCKING SUTCLIFF!,'' I screamed as I glomped his ass extremely, This guy is way more hotter in real life. The animation just doesn't capture his true beauty.

Still, No matter how long and luscious his hair is, He would look so much better if he'd just go back to his original short hair!

"Who are you!? Let go of me child!,'' He yelled as he pushed his gloved hands against my face in an attempt to push me off.

It's no use, I'm a fucking leech and I'm never coming off.

"Dude you're so fucking awesome! And you look look incredibly sexy in real life! I totally support you on your plan to getting William or Sebastian!,'' I shouted in happiness, He stopped pushing me and smiled.

"R-Really? You think I'm...I like you!,'' He exclaimed before hugging the crap out of me. No really, I really do think I just pooped a little.

I hugged him back and silently wept tears of joy into his coat.

"let go on each other! Aniase come over here!,'' Ciel yelled, I groaned and sulked my way back over to Ciel, But not before showing Grell the heart sign.

"Well, Well Well. If it isn't the Phantomhive boy. Is this your bodyguard for the night? Why does this runt get all the good looking men,'' Grell muttered darkly. "It's because Ciel is a cute little boy that causes grown men to feel weird inside their pants..Basically a Shota. I heard they're in high demand this century,'' I stated with a shrug, Ciel arched a brow in confusion but I gently shushed him and patted his cheek.

He don't need to know about all that pedophilia bullshit that happens to be very sexy and cute to us fangirls, He'd probably cease to function.

Oh Shit, what if he found out about all the disturbing shit that over ten million people think about between Sebastian and him? I would love to record that and watch it every night before I fall asleep.

"Though I do find myself master less at the moment, what with the whole Madam Red fiasco,'' Grell said faking sadness. Not sure if he's really sad and actually regrets killing her, or if he's just being a total dick right now. All thoughts aside, I made a hacking sound at the mention of it, I don't hate Madam Red. I actually like her a lot, It's just her death was so sad and shitty.

Ciel didn't seem to like the mention is his poor deceased aunt either as he yelled at Grell to shut up, Grell went on to tease him on how Sebastian wasn't here and I meowed at the mention of Sebastian.

"Shut up Aniase! I'll deal with you later,'' Ciel shouted, I smacked my lips and crossed my arms. Pluto who had just been sitting down quietly looking between all of us suddenly started growling at Grell, or so it looked that way.

"Oooo! Is he going to attack me!? Please be gentle~,'' He squealed waiting with open arms, Pluto ran right past Grell.

"Hey what am I!? Chopped liver!?,'' Grell yelled running after Pluto, Ciel quickly followed suit and I groaned. More running? I have asthma!

I mean, It's not very serious since I'm way too lazy to actually do anything that would cause any problems. But now my chances of having a real asthma attack is pretty fucking high, Especially since I'm running a marathon tonight.

"Bros! Wait up! I...I can't run that fast!,'' I yelled huffing as I ran, I coughed a few times once I caught up to them. Ciel and Grell stood calmly in front of a large store window, like they never actually ran one bit. Meanwhile, I'm over here dying of lack of oxygen.

"Why are you so slow?,'' Ciel scolded me flicking my head. I growled and punched his arm, he yelled in protest. "Hey fuck you man! I have asthma!,'' I yelled.

Ciel's eye widen in surprise as he slowly rubbed his now sore arm, "You have asthma?...So do I,'' He stated. I rolled my eyes and rested my hand on my hip, "I knew that,'' I huffed. He clicked his tongue and walked into the store with Grell.

It smell heavy of wood carvings and just...wood. All I could smell was wood. There are a lot of dolls in here too, I looked at one in particular and stared at it for a while. It was a medium sized girl with short shoulder length brown hair with big green eyes and a small smiled.

Hey! this doll looks like me!

"This doll looks like Elizabeth,'' Ciel stated standing behind me, I looked back and saw him carrying a miniature version of Elizabeth. "Hey Ciel, can I keep this doll? It looks like me,'' I asked pointing to mini me, He gave he a blank stare and shook his head.

Fuck you dickwad, I'm taking the fucking doll.

I took a dark brown leather belt from off the top shelf of the bookshelf and strapped the doll onto my wait. When I looked back I noticed I was the only one in the store.

"Are you fucking me!?,'' I yelled before running out of an open door which led me outside, I could see the dark stone castle from the anime and gulped. Shit looks a lot more scary in real life, I shivered and continued to fast walk until I finally found Ciel and Grell standing outside the gates.

"You fucking Ass cracks,'' I hissed once I was within hearing range. I can already feel the blisters. Ciel looked back at me and rolled his eye, I stomped on his foot causing him to yelp in pain. He pushed me off and rubbed his toe, the glare he gave could cut diamonds.

I don't give a fuck, try thinking about your one way ticket to revenge the next time you decide to run off.

"A mist Drocell Kiens, He was supposed to be dead but he still found activity from him,'' Grell said as He stared into a thick book while Ciel and I's fight went down. I stopped glaring at Ciel and did a double take on Grell To-Die-List, It actually looks pretty serious what with all the extra notes and papers stick out of it. Grell doesn't look nor act like the type to take his job seriously, but that book looks serious.

Oh maybe it's William's book.

CIel looked up at the tall castle with a determined look before swiftly turning to Grell, ''Grell. Protect me and I will reward you handsomely,'' He stated. "Whaaaat?! You think you can just buy me with money!?,'' Grell exclaimed in a very offended way.

"I'll give you Sebastian for a day,'' Ciel with a smirk. "Human Trafficking alert! We got a code red!,'' I yelled before Ciel shushed me, I giggled at the thought of Sebastian been forced into human trafficking.

Wait, But wouldn't it be Demon trafficking instead? I guess that sounds right.

Grell Looked back at Ciel with a gleeful smile and cupped his hands togehter, "really!?,'' He asked.

"You can do anything you like with him,''

"Really?! E-Even kissing?!,''

"Yes,''

"With tongue?!,''

"What part of anything don't you understand dude?,'' I asked bored, Grell squealed and jumped high into the air before landing dramatically. "Now that's an offer I can't possibly refuse, I'm deadly serious,'' He cheered.

"Dude that was terrible,'' I whispered.

As Pluto started to bark from inside the castle, and how he got inside I have no idea, but apparenlty fuck logic right? Because Ciel and Grell ran head first into the castle without thinking it might be some sort of trap.

"Fucking idiots,'' I said to myself before I ran in after them, we stopped in the middle of a large room and saw Pluto chewing on doll in the corner. "I really hope that none of these dolls are somehow connected to Chucky, because I swear to God I will commit suicide!,'' I yelled as I pulled the doll from Pluto's slobbery jaw.

I held it up by it's foot and looked at it's mangled...Doll..corpse. If that makes any sense.

"Look" Ciel said as he pointed to a girl doll that stood dead still on a platform in the middle of the room.

Ciel began to walk towards it but I quickly pulled him back, "Ciel, walking up to a mysterious doll that was conveniently placed in the middle of a really large room in a large and scary castle where your Fiance is being held hostage by a cursed puppet doll guy is not a very good idea,'' I said. "She looks familiar,'' He said as he shook me off.

Before I was even able to say anything else the doll grabbed the crap out of his neck and started to choke him, I screamed and ran up to her arm and tried pulling it off of him. "Oh shit this bitch is strong!,'' I yelled, I bit her arm and shook her vigorously, But the doll wouldn't budge.

"P-Pluto..Help me,'' Ciel choked out looking to the demon hound, Pluto scratched at his ears and sneezed. "You stupid useless mongrel!,'' Ciel choked out. I continued to scream as I rocked the doll back and forth as I crouched on her arm.

I could literally stand on the fucking doll.

"Now why would you call on the puppy for help when you have me~ I have all the necessary tools for reaping and cutting souls!,'' Grell said as he hung from a chandelier on the ceiling.

He jumped down onto the doll knocking both Ciel and I off, I quickly got up and held Ciel back. "No! Wait Grell! She isn't actually a doll!,'' He yelled, But Grell ignored him and sliced the doll's head clean off.

Fuzzy shit leaked out of her neck as I gagged, "it's not even real blood or anything, But it's still fucking gross!,'' I said as I let go of Ciel. He stared at her with a saddened face. "i guess she was a doll after all,'' He yeah.

Oh Yeah!

I marched up to Ciel and flicked his forehead, He yelled at me before putting both hands on his head.

"What part of do not walk up to a mysterious doll that was conveniently placed in the middle of a really large room in a large and scary castle where your Fiance is being held hostage by a cursed puppet doll guy didn't you understand!?,'' I yelled with a glare, Ciel looked at me shocked still holding his head. "You could have been seriously injured! Next time listen to me you stupid cute annoying glob of donkey shit!,'' I screamed.

God this child is going to be the death of me.