I decided to do another mini special just for the hell of it. I did it on Cia's family this time. Next family, if I do another family mini special, might be Lucas' or even Dark Pit's himself.

Hot Topic Krew Mini Special: The Lancia Family

It was morning as Grima was up and about, wearing glasses, a hat and a professional work jacket that fit his wings along with a color and tie as he was reading the newspaper. It was about the time of day when he was getting ready to go to work. He was always up early, seeing how his wife always seemed to snore in her sleep.

Who knew such a sexy lady would snore so loud? He remembered when he first met her.

It was years ago, a time that was before a time. Grima flew around, setting fire to Ylisstol as the people screamed, running for their pathetic lives. He had a thing for killing as he was setting fire to the buildings, the trees and even all the fish sticks in the land.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FISH STICKS!" cried Chrom. He was just a prince at the time but those fish sticks meant a lot to him.

Fredrock looked at him and sighed. "Milord, we have to get moving. If not, we'll turn into fish sticks," said the illumanti.

"Then that's where I want to go," cried the prince king of Ylisse. "I want to become a fish stick so I can be with my fellow fish sticks."

Oh how Chrom loved the fish sticks. He built plenty of new homes for the people of Ylisse out of fish sticks as it was the best thing ever. He loved fish sticks so much he even wanted to name his first born child fish sticks but Ruben said no.

"Chrom, we can worry about that later!" retorted Ruben. Dhe was not having any of Chrom's weird fish stick talk today."

"Fine," whined the prince.

Soon, the Shepards pie moved on to battle Grima, eventually taking him down as he was blasting off at the speed of light, surrender now or prepare to fight.

They cheered as Grima was gone.

The fell dragon was given a second chance, waking up in a different land as it was known as the Ocarina of Time period in Hyrule. he saw an elf in green talking to some short Keebler elf, a rock with hair, fish lady, some bald fat guy in monk robes, a Shiekah, Arabian Jasmine, and a princess. Then, he saw something or someone spying on the green elf staring at his eyes.

It was the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen. She was garbed in white, had lavender hair, purple eyes, a red jewel on her hair with a pearl that was split to the side, a specter in her hands, lavender boots and tights, purple feathers on the next piece, a bracelet and big boobs. She also wore a strange hat that looked like an giant, oversized bra.

The fell dragon took a sip of coffee, remembering how hard it was to pursue Kynthia. At first, it was hard but then he realized he needed to build support conversations to get to s-support. S-support is very important because without it, no one will ever date or marry you. If you want an example, you can just ask Elvis, who died on the toilet while eating a sandwich and taking an shit.

He couldn't believe it though. With s-support, he was able to finally fuck Kynthia and marry her. Eventually, they were blessed with beautiful twin daughters, both whom he loved dearly. If anyone here to ever touch one of them without no s-support, he and Kynthia made a pact to kill them. After all, those were his daughters and no one should touch her without reaching s-rank first.

Soon, the ladies were up as Lana seemed to be humming some Japanese song from none other than Sailor Moon. meanwhile, Cia seemed out of it and irritated. After all, she was forced to be at home and not back with her friends, the Hot Topic Krew. Her mother on the other hand, seemed to be dressed nice and gorgeous as breakfast was being made.

"Shinjite-iru no Mirakuru romansu," sang the weeaboo as she was in her own world. She twirled around like a princess as Cia glanced over and rolled her eyes.

"Fucking speak English you dipshit," barked Cia. "this is Amerijapanadaropesiafrica not fucking Japan." She seemed to have her hands on her stomach, almost as if something was wrong.

"Baka, baka, baka," said Lana, sticking her tongue out. Cia sighed and gave her the Gothic middle finger, causing her sister to gasp.

"Oooooooooooooo, I'm telling on you," she took off, shouting like the twenty-three year old like she was.

"Mommy! Cia gave me double middle fingers," whined the light-blue haired girl. She would frown, almost as if she were about to cry.

"CIA!" shouted Cia's mother. "GET YOUR FUCKING ASS IN HERE, NOW!"

"Mooooooooom," Cia whined. She groaned, getting inside the kitchen while Grima continued to read the paper. This behavior wasn't unusual in the Lancia family. The last name was taken from Kynthia because Grima had no last name. He was just a fell dragon and fell dragons had no last names.

Kynthia glared at her daughter, even more so because she was wearing black again. She fucking hated the color black and hated everything Cia had become. If she could, she would go tamper with time, decapitate Zelda's head for hurting her daughter that day. She hated everything Cia loved which included the color black, black nail polish, mall goths, Capri-sun, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, and most of all, Hot Topic. That store was the bane of her existence and if she could, she will burn it down to the ground.

"YOU DO NOT GIVE THE FUCKING FINGER TO YOUR SISTER, UNDERSTAND?" yelled Kynthia.

Cia sighed. Her mother was the scariest thing alive when angry and nobody should ever cross her when she's angry.

"Yes mom," she replied.

"Good," said Cia's mom, returning back to a calm state."Now apologize to your sister."

"Mom," whined the witch," Do I have to?"

"Just do it."

Rolling her eyes, Cia sighed and looked at Lana who seemed to be in her own world, humming another song.

"Sorry for giving you the finger Lana," said Cia.

Soon it was breakfast time as the family gathered around the table, Grima still reading the newspaper as his wife nudged him.

"Put that shit away dear," she said. "You've been reading it all morning you should be done by now."

Grima did so as the girls were eating their breakfast. Grima had dragon food while Kynthia had oatmeal, fruit, toast with an glass of orange juice, the great way to start your day. Meanwhile Lana and Cia had about six pieces of bacon, two slices of toast, five pancakes, hash browns, two pieces of ham, four pieces of sausage and four eggs. Both girls seemed to scarf down their meals as if it was nothing.

"So today's agenda..." discussed Kynthia. "cCa, i want you to babysit your sister and take her to the Hello Kitty store downtown."

"FUCK NO!" yelled Cia. she couldn't believe her mom wanted to kill her like that. She would die if the Krew ever caught her inside an Hello Kitty store with Lana. She hated it so much.

"Don't you tell me no young lady," retorted Cia's mother. "You're taking your sister and that's final."

"Why cant she go by herself?! She's twenty fucking three years old."

"She's like a child! I cant have her wandering off by herself like that," replied Kynthia. She sighed, wishing that Cia was never affected by the Goffik disease, one that turned people into Hot Topic loving posers who loved the mall and nothing else.

"Fine..."

"And while at it, you can make yourself goddamn useful for once and get a goddamn, motherfucking job," added the milf mom.

"But moooom," whined Cia. "I don't want a job, I don't need one. I have to get Hot Topic back to its ori-!"

"ENOUGH ABOUT THAT FUCKING STORE! HOT TOPIC THIS, HOT TOPIC THAT! THAT'S ALL YOU EVER FUCKING CARE ABOUT NOW!" snapped cia's mother. "YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK HOT TOPIC!"

The family table grew quiet as Cia glared, muttering something under her breath. Afterwards, she got up and ran off, sobbing. Kynthia sighed While Lana just stared before remembering that Pit broke up with her and didn't confirm their friendship. Soon she started to cry as well.

"I'll talk to Cia you deal with Lana, okay honey?" suggested Grima. He then turned into his human form as he looked like Robin, just with red eyes, his dragon horns and dragon ears they had in the Fire Emblem franchise. He made way upstairs as Cia was blasting out Simple Plan's "Perfect", sobbing.

He knocked on her door, as he heard her shout go away.

"It's your father." he said.

There was nothing as she turned off the music, as if telling him it was okay to come in and speak to her. Grima entered as he came to his sobbing daughter.

"Daddy," she wailed. "Mom ha...ha... hates me..."

Grima sighed deeply and sat on her bed. "No she doesn't. shes just... a salty bitch(Kynthia angrily yells "I HEARD THAT!") sometimes. She doesn't understand that you're not the little girl she coddled and unlike Lana, you actually grew up acting your age."

"But.. but... she hates my choices... she hates the things I care for, the things I love... daddy..." she sobbed into his chest, hugging him however, paused as she felt sick to her stomach. Suddenly, Cia rushed to the bathroom and started throwing up.

Grima went to check if his daughter was okay. Thankfully she was. "Are you feeling okay?" he asked.

"Y-yeah... just nauseous and having stomach cramps... that's all," she replied.

Meanwhile downstairs, Kynthia was hugging Lana as she was retelling the whole story yesterday.

"And he...d-d-d-didn't confirm if we were friends are not! he broke my kokoro," cried Lana.

Kynthia began stroking her hair to shush her down and whatnot.

"There, there sweetie. Will killing him make you feel better? Or perhaps, an strawberry ice cream sundae?" she asked.

"Ice cream!" replied the white sorceress. "Mommy, don't kill Pit. He's not a bad guy. He didn't hurt me or anything like that."

"But he made you cry and broke up with you," she said.

"That doesn't mean you can kill him. that would make me more sad," said the anime.

"Okay, I wont kill Pit, I promise. I just don't want anyone to hurt you, okay sweetie?" said Kynthia.

Soon they were done as Grima went backstairs before becoming his dragon self again. Cia looked at her mom, not saying anything as they didn't make eye contact.

Grima then told Kynthia everything in a whisper as her mother sighed. As much as she hated the choices Cia's made, she still loves her daughter very much.

"Cia... I'm sorry. You still need to get a job but I guess... I can let you... wear black... and shop at... Ho...Ho...Ho..."

It appeared she was struggling to say Hot Topic in an nice tone.

"Hot Topic..."

Cia blinked, staying quiet before rushing over to her mother, hugging and crying once again.

"Mommy... I love you mama..."

"I love you too. I guess I was so angry because I don't want to lose you... you or your sister both. You two are my kin, my offspring, my daughters. You guys mean the world to both me and your father and I wouldn't know what to do if you never returned or if I never hear your voice again..." Kynthia said, trying not to cry herself as she fought back tears.

"Mom... I'm not going to die, I promise. after all, I'm an Lancia and an Lancia doesn't go down so easily," said Cia.

"You promise?"

"I promise."

They had an family heartwarming hug like the early 80s and 90s sitcoms. It was nice as the two girls left, or were about to but Cia had to throw up a few more times. After that, they left but Kynthia just told her to take it easy. After they left, she sighed.

"Just you and me now love," she said. "They grow up so fast."

"That they do," answered Grima.

"I do hope Cia's alright though... I'm just hoping its morning sickness because if that fucker lied to us... I'm getting his head."

One thing anyone knew was to never lie about s-support. If you didn't get the s-support, Kynthia will kill whoever fucked her daughter.

"I'll burn him and his house down. I'll burn the whole city if I have to," said Grima, adding in.

They were both overprotective of their daughters after all. Kynthia sighed, smiling as she began reminiscing something.

"Remember when they were still little?" she asked.

"Like it was yesterday," replied Grima.

"I remember like it was yesterday too," she said.

She smiled, recalling a memory.

"Mommy! Mommy!"

Kynthia seemed to be making another Link toy as her daughters came home from school, rushing over to her.

"Look what I drew," said Cia. It was a picture of a bunny rabbit eating an carrot in the forest. Behind it was a happy face sun and an rainbow.

"Aww, that's beautiful honey," she said, smiling. Back then, both of her daughters had her hair color.

"Mommy! Look at mine next!" chirped Lana. She, on the other hand, drew a cat eating lasaga as its owner who had brown hair, blue pants and a blue shirt was yelling at him angrily.

"Oooo, nice. Who's that supposed to be?" she asked sweetly, being all curious.

"It's Garfielf," answered Lana, jumping in excitement.

"That's very lovely. I'm going to put both of your drawings on the fridge so everyone can see them."

"Yaaaay!" the two girls ran off to play with one another.

Kynthia smiled at the memory before frowning. She then wondered... what went wrong. Her babies, her two, sweet precious little angels used to be so pure and innocent. They used to be inseparable as they played together nonstop. Now Cia wanted nothing to do with her sister and rarely hung out with her anymore.

She sighed before getting on her husband to go to work. Right now, she was hoping that Robin didn't try anything funny with Cia or in worst case scenario, get her pregnant. But for right now, her priorities was hoping that her daughter would get a job for once in her life.

That is it for the mini special. Tune in next time for Chaptar 8!