Me: this a special chap, I don't usually write like this so be happy. Plus I will be getting more into the details of Hidan's and Sakura's religion. I will break it into Two parts though.
Now that that's over with, I own nothing. Just a cookie and Hana ^_^~3
"..." talking
Word = other voice (you'll understand later.)
Word = thoughts or inner self
Sound = sounds
Chapter 10: The hell is going on?
Sakura replayed the message in her mind over and over, "Naruto is improving his jutsu, Ino-pig and her team is on a collision course with Hidan and Kakuzu!" Her moth purred. She went to go tell leader the bad news. "Sakura HURANO GET INTO MY OFFICE NOW!" The leaders voiced boomed through the base. Sakura, freaked out and confused, she dashes to Leader's office. She was about to turn into the hall when she was poofed into the room, she face planted on to the ground with an 'opf'. Sakura whined about her now bruised butt, Pein looked completely pissed about something. "You called leader?" She asked. "What do you know about team ten?" He asked with a slightly ticked tone. "Actually leader I was just about to come tell you something about team ten." She mumbled.
"What were you going to tell me?" he questioned leaning towards Sakura. "Team ten is currently heading straight for Hidan and Kakuzu as we speak. Also that the kyubi is currently improving his Rasengan." She explained not showing any emotion. He sat there, hands folded in front of the lower part of his head, thinking about something or processing the information. "How do you know all of this?" he questioned, giving her a suspicious look. "I have little spies all around the leaf village; I have been watching them since I was kicked out." Sakura said. From an open window a black moth flew in and landed on Sakura's finger. "My moths can fly through without looking suspicious to them. I know what way they are going, I wish to go after Hidan and Kakuzu. I have a very bad felling about team ten meeting Hidan and Kakuzu." She said different emotions ran through her voice and eyes. "No, you are to stay here Sakura, if they come back hurt you're to heal them. I have told you this many times now." Pein said looking at her. His eyes held no concern for his members or for their feelings. "Hai, leader" Sakura bowed and left to go talk with either Tobi, though she is still curious about him, or Zetsu who slightly still scares her. Quickly she sent Kakuzu and Hidan a message through the rings, she might not be able to go after them but at least she could send them a message.
She walked into the living room, Tobi was on the couch watching SpongeBob and, surprisingly, Zetsu was on the other side of the room reading. "Hey Tobi what episode is this?" Sakura asked sitting next to him. "No free rides Sakura-san." He said happily. "Oh, I have seen that one about five times." She said getting up. "Hey Zetsu-san, will you spare with me?" Sakura asked. He looked over the book, "Sure Sakura but later." He told her then went back to reading. "Who else is here? Itachi, Kisame, Dei- I know who I am going to see next!" Sakura thought as she left the living room. BOOM! Swept through the base. "That sounded like Deidara's bombs. But why is it near the rooms?" Sakura wondered.
She ran down the many halls to find Deidara walking down the hall with a twisted smirk. "What was that?" She asked looking at the smoke filling the hall behind him. "I just got rid of some useless stuff, un." He said. His voice was full of mischief and humor, he was hiding something. He walked past her, laughing under his breath. She watched him walk away with raised eyebrows. She slowly walked down the hall to the rooms, rooms were gone. "Holy… shit!" She cursed.
+++++++++ Deidara's bad deed ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
With a wild smirk from ear to ear, Deidara walked down the halls while molding some of his bombs. "This will teach em, un." He whispered. "They will probably try to kill me for this." He thought. He had planned this after they insulted his art and made fun of him to the point that he nearly thought of blowing the whole place sky-high. He stood in front of the doors, he bite back his deranged laughter. He placed the bombs were they belonged; he walked out of the hall. "Katsu!" he said quietly. Soon after Sakura showed up, "perfect timing, un." He thought. She asked what happened, "I just got rid of some useless stuff, un." He said knowing how he was acting. He walked past her, she walked to the hall. "Holy… shit!" she cursed. His smirk widened, somehow, and he ran away from the scene of his crime.
+++++++++++ Back to normal ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"DEIDARA!" She screamed. Kisame came running, "What wa-" he stooped. He saw what caused the boom and Sakura to scream. "I am going to kill him!" Sakura and Kisame said demonically. Thus began the hunt for Deidara, They picked up people as they went. The group consented of
A ticked Itachi
Furious Kisame
MAD-AS-HELL Zetsu
A now extremely violent Tobi
And a Sakura out for blood and death to the blond bomber.
Not to mention when Kakuzu and Hidan gets back, Deidara just made a HUGE mistake. No scratch that, Deidara just showed he had a death wish and is committing (At least trying to) attempted suicide without the helpers knowing. "How are we going to do this?" Sakura asked. "I say we find him and chop him to bits." Kisame suggested with a toothy and evil grin. "We have been doing that for an hour now you idiot. See how well it has been working for us!" Zetsu's dark side snapped. "How about a trap then ambush him when he isn't looking?" Itachi asked. "That might work, we need bait though." Sakura said sitting down. After a minute all the guys looked at each other then with a weird smile down at Sakura. "…Why are you looking at me like that?" she asked, she started to scoot away. Kisame picked her up and held her down. "We all know what the plan is? Other than you Sakura, it is best you don't know," Kisame said, they nodded. "GRRR LET ME GO DAMN IT!" She yelled, she thrashed around kicking anyone in her range. "Calm down we will not hurt you." Itachi said calmly, and with a bit of a twisted scene of humor. "The hell are you going to do to me?" she asked. She stopped thrashing around as much, Kisame's grip loosened up. She broke free and tried to run, Itachi caught her. "Shit monkeys" she whined.
After dragging Sakura down the halls, they put her in a room and gave her a bag. 'Open it' a note read on the bag. She pulled out its contents, a leather mini skirt with a rich purple tube top that ends just below her chest. A pair of black stilettos sat at the bottom with a silver ribbon choker that held the symbol of a spider. "THE FUCKING HELL! YOU BASTARDS, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!" she screamed. 'Calm down Sakura, you will ruin the plan. Just change into that, you need to if the plan is to work.' Itachi's voice told her, they were talking to her though the ring. She growled at the offending clothes, "Uhg you all owe me big time for this." She sighed; and changed in to the extra cloths. 'Done changing now let me out.' she told them. The door opened allowing her escape.
She stood there while they all stared, "What?" she asked ticked. "Sakura-chan is pretty, Tobi is jealous of sempi now." Tobi said as he threw himself at Sakura, hugging her around the waste. "You have to take the Jashin pendent off Sakura." Zetsu's white side said. *Snap* "Hell no! My pendent stays on me no matter what! To take off my pendent for such a manner would offend Jashin-sama! I am not going to sin in his eyes, not now not ever!" she yelled holding the pendent to her heart (1). "Hey Sakura?" Kisame asked. "What?" she bite back. "Can Jashinist have sex?" he asked. Tick tock tick tock "…Why the hell would you ask that?" she asked stepping back. "Curiosity" Itachi answered. "We can, but it has to be approved by a priest at a temple of Jashin-sama. If it is approved then yes, if the girl gets pregnant the two must raise the child as a Jashinist. If they stray away from Jashin-sama the parents are blamed." She said tracing her pendent. "Itachi" Kisame said. "I know Kisame" Itachi told him.
Sakura dashed down the halls, stilettos in hand. She could hear them chasing her, all of them! Leader and Konan went on a mission, and Kakuzu and Hidan are still on theirs. Normally they don't let her get into things like this. Look were them being gone gets her. Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Tobi, and Deidara were chasing her though the base. They were playing a game of "Whoever catches Sakura gets her!" she hates this game. Being in a MINI SKIRT doesn't help one bit! "Hidan, Kakuzu, Leader, or Konan get back here soon! I need you guys!" Sakura thought. She turned the corner, running into something hard. "So I get to keep." Kisame's voice held a predator-like tone. "SHIT I AM DEAD!" She thought. In a flash Sakura was held down to the ground, Kisame happily straddling her waste and holding her hands down. "Bastard, let go." She said twisting around to get free. "Awwww your getting red, how cute." He mocked her.
In a flash of orange Kisame was tackled off of her, and she was sent flying. "Shit! You guys are nuts!" Sakura said as she ran again. That only got her a small head start, till… Bam. "Why is Sakura-chan running from Tobi? Tobi is a good boy; Tobi will not hurt Sakura-chan." Tobi whined as he glomped her. "Uh… eep!" she screamed quietly. A tug at her shirt, Tobi's mask showed nothing of the emotion Tobi had. "L-Let go Tobi." She said squirming in his hug. "Awwww but Tobi doesn't want to." He whined, tightening his grip on her. She started to panic; her mind came up with nothing. "Fucking hell, this is bad!"She thought. "Tobi, you aren't thing funny things like the other are you?" she asked. "Tobi thinks so, why?" he asked not figuring out her plan. "Because those are VERY bad thoughts Tobi. Only bad people have bad thoughts." She told him. He was quiet for a minute, she hoped her plan worked. He let go, and ran away screaming something about being a bad boy. "I thought he would never leave, the brat un." A voice said from the shadows.
(1)When in Jashinism (like myself) you can, but I would not recommend it. It is better to where it at all times in my opinion, but in certain time like showering and swimming u can't wear it in there.
Me: Yay! I updated, sorry for the wait I had 'things' going on.
Hidan: well just hurry the fuck up, would ya!
Me: shut up Hidan! I will take your pendent!
Hidan: No you fucking won't! I will kill you heteathen!
Me: … I am a Jashinist dip shit!
*SILENCE*
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Next chapter people! srry for wrong spellings and stuff. this only a sneak peek ^/^ ( not too much info though.)
"Deidara, hey what you doing?" Sakuar asked, she slowly walwed backwadrs from the bomber. Deidara said nothing and took a three steps for one of hers, an evil gleam in his blue eyes. In panic Sakura ran down the hall, Deidara right on her tail. AHHHHH this is totaly FUCKED UP! Sakura screamed in her head. behind her screaming Sakumo's voice is trying to calm down the scared girl. She turned a corner and was pulled into a room.
Sakuar listened as Deidara's footsteps faded away. She payed no attintion to her position with her NEW captior. "Thank you so much." Sakuar whispered. "You'r welcome, kitten." His voice spoke in her ear. DAMN, FUCKER, SHIT, CUNT, HELL! Sakura cursed in her head.