I'm not even going to lie, I kind of fell out of the Hetalia fandom, I'm not as into it as I was BUT I still love it to death so I will continue it. My motivation to update was none and plus I was graduating soon and there was a lot of stress. But I graduated and now am an official otaku for a few months so yep! Expect more updates…and to that guest who followed me and kicked my ass into gear, thank you, I need the motivation, I had no idea, you were waiting that long and for that I'm sorry (applies to all), though I have to admit it made me nervous…resulting in my procrastination in posting, this has been done since before I wrote my Kuroko no Basuke fic. I think I finally found a good route to go for this fic, so this is just a intro to the BIG conflict. I've left you waiting long enough~
The morning turned out as usual, he picks the tomatoes, I pick the ones I want and stash them away. Then I help him, and we top it off eating tomatoes and the bastard singing some songs with his guitar.
"Lovi, I've never heard you sing, I heard from Feliciano that you are a beautiful singer." He nudged me a bit, with that crooked smile with those dimples, and those eyes…damn it, don't look at me!
"Well, you've heard wrong." I've always noticed that my voice is naturally manly…sure I could speak like Feliciano if I wanted to, but that's as girly as I get, normally. But I sound extremely fucking girly when I sing, what the hell is up with that?!
"So modest, Lovi~!" He leaned over and rested his head on my shoulder.
"Whatever bastardo." I huffed, letting him perch his head on my shoulder. "What do you wanna do today anyway?"
"Truth or dare?" He asked suddenly.
"The fuck kinda answer is that?!"
"Truth or dare?! It'll be fun Francis, and I play this game all the time!" He looked like a dog waiting for you to throw the stick.
"What the hell?! Why would you play any sketchy games with that pervert?!" A very valid question if you ask ANYONE on this fucking planet.
"It's fun! POR FAVOR!"
"Fuck. Fine." I gave in…I didn't want to ruin his day off.
"Yay!" He tackled me over into a hug, still laughing, not noticing the compromising position we are in.
"Uh_" I was about to tell him to get off, but he, like a dumbass, is oblivious.
"Truth or dare?" He asks me cheerily, sitting back, now sitting on my hips, still straddling me, I swear this bastard knows no boundaries. Even Feliciano would blush at this!
"Truth." I shrugged, wondering when the hell he was going to get off of me.
"Te quiero." No! The blush didn't creep up on my cheeks, it fucking exploded! His hands cupped my cheeks "Tan hermoso, Lovino…"
"Uh…s-si?" What the hell Lovino? ! SAY SOMETHING ALREADY DAMMIT!
"Your turn." He said now leaning over me hands trapping me from getting up.
"Truth or dare? Huh?! Wait, you bastard you skipped me!" Idiots, playing this game backwards!
"Truth, tambien. So, Lovi~ are you thinking dirty thoughts right now?" My heart stopped, nOoOooOO, I'm dead, yep I died, I'm dead. The way he said that…that MADE me think dirty thoughts, damn it I swear I wasn't thinking anything like that I just wanted him off of me.
"No."I said flat out.
"Huh? Seriously?" He gawked.
"Your tricks are old bastard…I react physically, but I know I shouldn't take it to heart. Otherwise, you would lose your ability to have children because of how badly mutilated I'll leave you once I'm done castrating you with a butter knife" Biggest. Fucking. Lie. Ever.
"Then I'll have to try harder." I felt a knee in between my thighs…holy shit! I'm going to be raped in the middle of a fucking tomato field!
"Ah! What are you doing bastard!" I said desperately trying to keep my legs together.
"Claiming my territory." He licked a trail from my cheek to down to my neck," Marking my territory." He bit down on my neck, I could feel a fucking bruise, how is biting a turn on? It fucking hurts.
"Ow, that fucking hurt you bastard." I shoved him for real but he didn't move. Instead he took both my arms and pinned them above my head with one arm, while unbuttoning my shirt with the other. "Spain, get the fuck off. NOW. I mean it bastard. I will hurt you."
"You already have, asking for such a dreadful thing as independence, I will punish you thoroughly for making me suffer such heartbreak." The look in his eye was crazed I knew…the other Spain wasn't coming to save me. I was going to be raped.
"GET OFF ME YOU BASTARDO!" I kicked Spain in the face and scooted as far as I could from him. A dream? But it felt so real! Thank god it isn't…I wouldn't have been able to stop the bastard.
"Oh, lo ciento, Lovi ! I had to go get something inside so I put the basket in your lap." Spain explained.
"It's fine bastard." So the knee was just a basket of tomatoes, eh? Good.
I looked to the bastard, he was waiting for me to say something…damn guy acts like I'll hate him forever because he put a basket of tomatoes on me...che palle. I'm not that shallow.
"Hey Lovi! Guess what?" He said after he realized I wasn't going to say anything. "Belgium is having a masquerade party for her belated birthday!" Her birthday was three months ago… "Can we go POR FAVOR?!"
"Sure, damn it, when is it?" I asked, taking a tomato from the basket and taking delicious revenge for my nightmare.
"Tomorrow." He hummed happily.
"Fine." I spat some nasty tasting skin on the ground.
"I-if you don't want to Lovi….I_" Again? What did I do to make him feel like I'm leavin_No…it couldn't be, he turned into his other self when I asked him for my independence…I looked the bastard up and down body language and everything was the happy bastard but…could it be that he knows he has another personality?!
"I want to bastard! As if I would go if I didn't want to… I don't hate you…" I tried to phrase that so it'd make sense but I think the message was received.
"I'm the luckiest boss in the world." He said hugging me from behind.
"Yeah, uh-huh." Maybe I should test him" Hey bastard, do you remember when I was kidnapped by Turkey?"
"Huh? When?!" Nope, maybe…it was something else I did.
"Oh that must've been before I met you, my bad bastard." I nonchalantly changed the subject.
"We should go shopping, yes?" He said after a minute of silence.
"Yeah, I could use a walk." I agreed, anything but this.
We walked side by side until the fucking bastard had the urge to speak to everyone he knows at the market and catch up on the local drama, I swear what is he a grandma?! I just watched him when I spotted blonde hair, thinking it was France, I went over to say hi, when_
"Oi wine-bastard!" said blonde person jumped about 3 feet in the air.
"I'msorryI'msorryI'msorry." It was a girl…
"Oh sorry I thought it was someone else. What is a bella signora like you doing is a shabby market on the bad side of town?" It's true, people get robbed and raped here, if it wasn't for Spain being here, I wouldn't be here, and I would never dream of coming here alone.
"O-oh, I'm just taking a trip before heading to my country." She smiled nervously, shit, am I that scary?
"You're a country too, aren't you?" You can tell a fellow country by the way they refer to themselves, the worst thing could happen is just to ask and look like a fucking idiot if their not. I never saw the appeal of hiding it from other countries.
"N-n-n-noooo, I'm n-not." She stuttered.
"You kinda look like France…you Monaco? No you have a potato accent too…" I squinted trying to pinpoint who she could be.
"Ja! Luxembourg look at what I found!" An albino appeared showing a bag of potatoes. "Romano!"
Nononono! I thought he went home!
"I thought you went home!" I rubbed my head, Prussia must mean headache in potato.
"I was hired to bring a lost vogel home." He pointed to the shaking girl. "She was got lost and was transported to here." He looked to her and raised a brow. "What's the matter? Wai_whoa nevermind…uh…I-I gotta see where West went, the awesome me is trusting you with the protection of his job!" As if I cared, if we weren't in the bad side of town I would've left as soon as the bastard bought the potatoes.
"Oh…" was all I could care to say. "Where is that bastard?"
From the corner of my eye, I could see Luxembourg stare at me, it wasn't fear…why the fuck was she stuttering and shaking for?
"Admit it you damn liar! You kidnapped my sister!" It was Netherlands, did something happen to Bella?
"I did not do it, mi amigo. I was with Lovi this entire time." He pointed to me and went stiff. Netherlands turned his head to me and suddenly there was a red aura around him.
"SOUTH ITALLLY!" He screeched, picking up Spain and throwing him at me. The fuck is going on here?
"Stop it brother! Don't hurt him!" Her voice was not shaky but it wasn't loud either.
"Step out the way, Lux." He warned.
"No!" She said softly.
"NOW!" He raged.
"Brother I love him!" His eyes went wide, Spain's eyes went wide, shit MY eyes went wide, I just met the girl! She turned her head to me. "Run." Was all she said, shit, didn't have to tell me twice.
Fucking dutch bastard hopped on a horse and chase Spain and I for hours, we managed to escape barely. And the next day was a formal declaration of war…something so small…and now Spain had to go to war with Netherlands?! This happened to quick and out of fucking nowhere!
Damn it all, if only I had kept my mouth shut, this is all my fault again…
"Damn it…Damn it…" I felt a tear run before I could wipe it. I heard something hit the floor of my room…looked like a stone was thrown…damn kids…oh wait! It was covered in paper. I peeled the paper off and read it:
You and him are being set up by those who wish to tear you two apart, trust no one.
I thought this whole thing was weird but staged? Why didn't I think of this earlier?! I have to tell_ I read the bottom of the note.
Do not tell Spain. He will lash out, you must untangle the web yourself , young one. Best of luck to you. –A friend and a foe
Friend and foe?! What am I supposed to make of that?! Do you want me to fucking trust what your saying or not?! Lets see those who wish to tear you two apart? Who?
"I'll say it plainly. Mr. Austria, France, and I think you should leave Spain."
No way, they wouldn't! Would they?!
A bit sudden I know...but all will be elaborated next chapter...it is 4AM and I have not slept and I only wrote like a fourth of this today...where did the day go?! If you still like or wanna chew me out for not updating feel free...I'm ready to accept it (come at me bro.)