(Yes…I'm alive…I'm sorry… T_T –in shame-)
Me: (doing victory dance)
Ikuto: (raises an eyebrow) What's up with you?
Me: 100 REVIEWS! 100 REVIEWS! Well, it's actually 135, but you know what I mean… I would like to thank all of my reviewers for helping me reach this goal! ^^
Nemo: Yeah, and I'm a co-host now! :D
Sammi: So am I!
Nemo: Wait, how are you a co-host?
Sammi: I sent a PM to her. I always send my truths and dares to her by PM.
Me: Yeah, it's true…Sammi-chan is megagirlZX, by the way. :D And we got a lot of reviews this time, so let's get going! The first review is from Sammi-chan herself!
You finally updated! ALSO I will continue to send you new dares via PM with an occasional truth. ^-^
New dare!
Amu Chara-nari with Yoru and Ikuto chara-nari with Ran and everybody who is not doing this will do a vote in the voting station to see who looks better than in the outfit that he or she is in.
New truth!
Ami, how was that moment with Hikaru? See the dare with Ami in chapter 9 to see what I mean.
If any of them refuse then do the following:
Amu- Kiss Ikuto.
Ikuto- Have a risk of being killed by my scythe or my sword.
Me: I think I'm going to do Sammi-chan and Nemo-chan's dares first 'cause I feel like I should do that since they're co-hosts now. :D Now let's do the dares, shall we?
Sammi: Yes, we shall.
Nemo: O3O
Amu: (sighs) Yoru, come on. My own heart: Unlock! Charanari: Amulet Neko!
Sammi: Aww, kawaii… *Q*
Ikuto: I am NOT doing a charanari with Ran again, you hear?
Sammi: THEN DIE! (starts chasing Ikuto with her scythe)
Me: …He already charanaried with Ran in one of the chapters? Wait, I don't remember…I remember that he charanaried with Miki, though…wait, I think it was Kairi who charanaried with Ran…
Nemo: Just do it, Ikuto. -_-
Ikuto: AAAHHHH! ALRIGHT, I GOT IT! I'LL DO IT, HAPPY? MY OWN HEART: UNLOCK! CHARANARI: HEART LYNX!
Me: …So if your charanari with Miki is "Spade Lynx" and Ran is "Heart Lynx", then Suu must be "Clover Lynx" and Dia is "Dia Lynx"…
Nemo: Ikuto, you're sorta letting Apple-chan wander her mind freely about your charanaris now…
Sammi: I'm going to count the votes now! ^^
~After the votes are in~
Nemo & me: Well…?
Sammi: Amu has 11 [I'm counting Nemo-chan, Sammi-chan, and my votes, too] votes and Ikuto…has 0 votes, which doesn't really surprise me…
Nemo: Of course! Amu's charanari is much cuter. I mean, look at her little cat ears… (starts gushing)
Amu: -_-
Nemo: Now the next review is from me! ^^
YAY! I'm here forever! NOW, FOR TORTURE! MUWAHAHAHAHA!
TadaGAY: HEHEHEHE! You will die! I will unleash my wrath using my ninja skills and then eventually kill u!
Ikuto: Tch. U R SUCH A WIMP! How could I beat u? And I thought u were manly! Since I beat u up u have to wear a Sasuke costume and act emo!
Amu: Why the heck do u have pink hair? Dye it like Ikuto's hair.
Kukai: You will break Utau's heart and then let Ikuto kill u!
Apple-chan: I want u to sing "Misery Business" by Paramore with me!
SC girls and Apple-chan: Charanari with all charas! Don't worry I'll be nice and do it too.
Kairi: I dare u to confess ur love to YAYA! I love this pairing!
Rimahiko: U 2 have to cuddle together! I love this pairing too!
Nadeshiko: I'll let have an easy dare, dance the Hare Hare Yukai! Do it with Amu, Yaya, Kukai, and Ikuto!
PEACE OUT SUKAZ!
-Nemo-chan
Me: Yes, you are here forever now. ^^ And of course you beat Ikuto, you're a black belt, and you weren't exactly going easy on him…he may know how to pounce like a cat, but I don't think he'd dare hit a girl…HE'S SEXIST!
Ikuto: I'm not a wimp…AND I AM NOT SEXIST!
Me: Prove it, then.
Ikuto: …
Me: HA! (sticks out my tongue :P)
Nemo: (cracks her knuckles) Yeah, now I unleash all my power out on Tadagay… (smiles evilly)
Tadase: (starts backing away SLOWLY)
Nemo: (advances on Tadase)
Sammi: …Wow, you can actually feel the tense atmosphere…
~After Nemo-chan is done killing Tadase~
Tadase: (dead)
Nemo: (still beating Tadase's body)
Everyone else including Sammi & me: … (sweatdropping)
Sammi: N-Nemo-san…please calm down…you're going a bit far…
Nemo: Huh? (looks at Tadase's corpse) …Oops.
Me: (revives Tadase)
Nemo: (hands Ikuto a Sasuke costume) Put this on.
Ikuto: …Why…?
Nemo: 'Cause you let me kick your butt.
Ikuto: … (wears the Sasuke costume)
Me: You know my friend says that Sasuke is ugly? :D
Ikuto: …
Sammi: And Ikuto doesn't need to pretend to be emo, he acts emo all the time. :D
Ikuto: I'm…right…here…
Nemo: So?
Ikuto: …
Amu: Wait a minute, why do I have to dye my hair? I don't want it to be blue!
Nemo: (looks at Amu) …
Amu: …FINE! (goes to dye her hair)
Kukai: Uh…why do I have to break Utau's heart?
Nemo: 'CAUSE I TOLD YOU TO.
Kukai: But…I broke her heart in Spanish in the last chapter…
Nemo: Well, do it again!
Kukai: …I will never love you, Utau.
Utau: What?
Ikuto: (evil aura) Souma, you'd better run…
Kukai: … (starts running)
Ikuto: Oh, you get back here. (starts chasing Kukai)
Sammi: …Does he realize that he's still wearing the Sasuke costume?
~After Ikuto is done beating Kukai up and is not wearing the Sasuke cosplay anymore~
Kukai: (pressing an ice pack against his head)
Ikuto: -_-
Nemo: Hey, Apple-chan! Let's start singing! :D
Me: Yeah! Let's go! :D (gets microphones for the two of us)
[B = Me, I = Nemo-chan, B & I = Both]
I'm in the business of misery
Let's take it from the top
She's got a body like an hourglass
That's ticking like a clock
It's a matter of time
Before we run out
When I thought he was mine
She caught him by the mouth
I waited 8 long months
She finally set him free
I told him I couldn't lie
He was the only one for me
2 weeks, we had caught on fire
She had it out for me
But I wore the BIGGEST smile
WOAHHH!
Well, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now
WOAHHH!
It was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But God, does it feel so good
'Cause I got him where I want him now
And if you could, then you know you would
'Cause God, it just feels soo…
It just feels soo good
Second chances, they don't ever matter
People never change
Once a whore, you're nothing more
I'm sorry that'll never change
And about forgiveness
We were both supposed to have exchanged
I'm sorry, honey
But I'm passing up now look this way!
Well, there's a million other girls
Who do it just like you
Looking as innocent as possible
To get to who!
They want it what they like
It's easy if you do it right
Well, I REFUSE, I REFUSE, I REFUSE!
WOAHHH!
I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now
WOAHHH!
It was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But God, does it feel so good
'Cause I got him where I want him now
And if you could, then you know you would
'Cause God, it just feels sooooooo…
It just feels sooo gooooood…
I watched his wildest dreams come true
And not one of them involving you
Just watch my wildest dreams come true
Not one of them INVOLVING!
WOAHHH!
I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now
WOAHHH!
I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now
WOAHHH!
It was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But God, does it feel so good
'Cause I got him where I want him now
And if you could then you know you would
'Cause God, it just feels sooooooooooo…
It just feels so good…
Sammi: (clapping the entire time)
Amu: (comes back with her hair dyed midnight blue) What'd I miss?
Sammi: You missed a rocking performance by Apple-chan and Nemo-chan. :D
Amu: …Okay.
Me: …Wait, "okay"? JUST "OKAY"? YOU DON'T CARE THAT YOU JUST MISSED OUT ON THE PERFORMANCE OF A LIFETIME?
Amu: …
Nemo: Now charanari with all the charas, Amu!
Amu: WHAT? I'VE ALREADY DONE IT TWICE!
Me: You heard her, Amu. Just do it again.
~After all the girls including Nemo-chan and me charanari with all the charas~
Nemo: (wipes sweat from her forehead) I totally understand how Amu gets tired by charanari-ing with all the charas now…
Me: (putting a wet cloth over forehead) IKR?
(Imagine a scene where the camera is close up on Nemo-chan and me. And then it suddenly zooms out showing everyone else, including the SC girls, staring at them. They are all well and healthy while the two of us are lying on the floor very tired. Yeah, you get the picture.)
Sammi: …I'll go make some chicken soup for you two. (goes to the kitchen)
Me: (perks up) CHICKEN SOUP? I LOVE CHICKEN SOUP! (waits impatiently)
Sammi: (comes in with two bowls of chicken soup) It's done!
Nemo: (takes the soup)
Me: (GRABS the bowl of soup and immediately starts drinking from it)
Sammi: C-Careful! It's hot!
Me: (stops drinking) Huh? (tongue starts burning) OW! ITAI! ITAI! (starts jumping around)
Everyone else: (looking at me while sweatdropping)
Me: I NEED WATER! (rubs tongue)
Nemo: (tosses a bottle of water at me)
Me: (immediately starts chugging down the bottle)
Sammi: …I told her it was hot…
Me: (finishes drinking and pants) Note to self: Never drink chicken soup before it cools.
Sammi: Well…you two are feeling better now…right? ^^'
Nemo: Yeah, I'm fine.
Me: Other than my possible tongue injury, I guess I'm alright. Ow… (feels tongue)
Kairi: (pushes up his glasses) So may I do my request now?
Me: Yes, you may. And it's called a dare, not a request.
Nemo: (sweatdrops) It's sort of the same thing, actually…
Me: Similar, but not same. :D Dares use more force.
Nemo: …Good point.
Sammi: Kairi, just do it. Don't mind our talking.
Kairi: Um, alright…
Musashi: (whispers to Kairi) Kairi, remember, no uncertainty.
Kairi: R-Right. Ace… (coughs) I mean, Yaya…I like you.
Nemo & me: Aww…
(Hearts are floating around Yaya and Kairi)
Ikuto: (looks up) Oi, turn down the love mood, will ya?
Sammi: (on a platform above Yaya and Kairi and is dropping fake hearts all around the couple) S-Sorry. I was just trying to emphasize the mood… (throws away the fake hearts)
Ikuto: Oh, it's emphasizing the mood alright. It's making it more CHEESY.
Me: …Ikuto, are you in a worse mood than usual today?
Ikuto: Well, I just witnessed Souma breaking Utau's heart, I had to wear a Sasuke costume, Nemo beat me up and is holding that against me now, and now, I'm witnessing a lovey-dovey moment from those two. (points at Yaya and Kairi)
Sammi: I told you that you were emo!
Ikuto: -_-
Nemo: Okay, so…RIMA! NAGIHIKO! CUDDLE. NOW.
Nagihiko: (SLOWLY puts his arm around Rima's shoulder)
Nemo: MORE.
Rima: (SLOWLY puts her head on Nagi's shoulder)
Nemo: -_- This is going to take a while…
~After a while~
Nemo: Okay, I'm satisfied.
Rima & Nagihiko: (are in a very awkward position)
Me: Um…I'll go help them untie themselves from each other…
~After Rima and Nagi are "untied"~
Nemo: (pumps her fist up into the air) Now you five do the Hare Hare Yukai dance! Yeah!
Nadeshiko, Amu, Ikuto, Kukai, and Yaya: (start dancing)
Nazonazo mitai ni chikyuugi wo tokiakashitara
Minna de doko made mo ikeru ne
Wakuwaku shitai to negainagara sugoshiteta yo
Kanaetekureta no wa dare nano?
Jikan no hate made buun!
Wa-pu de ru-pu na kono omoi wa
Nannimo kamo wo makikonda souzou de asobou
Aru hareta hi no koto mahou ijou no yukai ga
Kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou ja nai wa
Ashita mata au toki warai nagara hamingu
Ureshisa wo atsumeyou kantan nanda yo konna no
Oikakete ne tsukamaete mite
Ooki na yume yume suki deshou?
Iroiro yosou ga dekisou de dekinai mirai
Sore demo hitotsu dake wakaru yo
Kirakira hikatte atsui kumo no ue wo kazari
Hoshitachi ga kibou wo kureru to
Jikan ni norou yo byuun!
Chi-pu de ku-ru na toshigoro da mon
Samishigaccha hazukashii yo nante ne iwasete
Te to te wo tsunaidara mukau toko muteki deshou
Kagayaita hitomi ni wa fukanou ga nai no
Ue dake miteiru to namida mo kawaichau "Kawaritai!" kokoro kara
Tsuyoku omou hodo tsutawaru
Hashiridasu yo ushiro no hitomo oide yo
Dokidoki suru deshou?
Buun!
Wa-pu de ru-pu na kono omoi wa
Nannimo kamo wo makikonda souzou de asobou
Aru hareta hi no koto mahou ijou no yukai ga
Kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou ja nai wa
Ashita mata au toki warai nagara hamingu
Ureshisa wo atsumeyou kantan nanda yo konna no
Oikakete ne tsukamaete mite
Ooki na yume yume suki deshou?
Nadeshiko, Amu, Yaya, Kukai & Ikuto: (finish dance)
Me: Next review is from Tigerfighter98!
Lol this story is really unbelievable.
Dares:
Kukai: Get your old haircut back. (I liked a lot better.) Then you have to act like England from Hetalia.
Ikuto: Well since you are playboy you have to act like France from Hetalia. And you can't flirt with all the other girls expect Amu.
Rima: You have to act like Yaya...for A MONTH!
Nadeshiko: Make out with Kukai (I'm a Kukade fan as well.)
Nagihiko and Utau: You can't beat them up or try to kill them or stop them.
Kukai and Nade: You have to enjoy the make out.
Nagihiko: Torture Tadase with every way you want.
Every1: What Pokemon would you have if they were real? (That was really random)
Also can I stay forever as well?
Me: Yes, you can! ^^ And thank you!
Marian: (comes in)
Kukai: Look, I don't like my hair either.
Nemo: Then go get your old hairstyle back!
Sammi: Yeah!
Me: This reminds me of something that I saw yesterday on television. (presses Kukai's afro down from the middle) Afros look like a butt when they're like this. :D
Nemo, Sammi & Marian: LOL xD
Kukai: … (goes to the salon again)
~After Kukai gets rid of the stupid afro~
Kukai: How dare you make me get that afro!
Nemo, Sammi, Marian & me: YOU GOT IT YOURSELF!
Kukai: WHO CARES?
Me: Now Ikuto, act like France!
Ikuto: …Hohonhohon…
Marian: -_-
Me: IKUTO!
Ikuto: What? I acted like France.
Me: Yes…yes, you did. But you gotta flirt with Amu.
Ikuto: I always flirt with Amu.
Me: No, you're not flirting, YOU'RE JUST BEING PERVERTED TO HER.
Amu: Thank you!
Ikuto: …
Me: (looks at Marian) So you're a Kukade fan? …Cool. ^^
Marian: (takes Kukai's head and pushes him towards Nadeshiko)
Sammi: (takes Nadeshiko's head and pushes her towards Kukai)
Nemo: (holding back Utau)
Me: (holding back Nagihiko)
~After the make-out~
Kukai: :O
Nadeshiko: ^^'
Nagihiko: …
Utau: …KUKAI! (slaps Kukai)
Kukai: OW! UTAU!
Utau: (sticks out tongue) You deserved it.
Kukai: But Marian said that you couldn't do anything about the make-out!
Utau: No, she said that I couldn't try to beat you up, stop you, or kill you. I did none of those things; I just slapped you. :P
Kukai: …
Me: Now start torturing Hotori, Nagihiko! ^^
Nagihiko: But right now, I'm angrier at Souma-kun…
Me: …Then take all your anger out on Tadase. :D
Nagihiko: …Okay. (goes over to Tadase)
Tadase: … (starts running away)
Nagihiko: … (starts chasing after Tadase)
Marian: Now what Pokemon would you guys have if they were real? ^^
SC cast except Tadase & Nagihiko: Pikachu.
Marian: -.- You guys are just saying that since Pikachu's the first one you guys thought of, aren't you?
SC cast: …No.
Nagihiko: (comes back with a very injured Tadase)
Everyone else except Tadase: O.o
Me: …What did you do to him?
Nagihiko: Oh, not much…
Me: "NOT MUCH"?
Nagihiko: Really, not much! The reason why he looks so beaten up is because he accidentally ran into the street and got hit by a car.
Me: …Oh.
Tadase: (struggling to stay alive) P-please…call an ambulance…
Me: …I actually feel sorry for you, so okay. (calls the hospital)
Tadase: (taken away by the paramedics)
Nemo: I hope he doesn't come back soon. -_-
Sammi: You really hate Tadase, don't you?
Nemo: I'd rather be abducted by aliens than be nice to him.
Marian: Hey Nagihiko, what Pokemon would you have if they were real?
Nagihiko: Pikachu.
Marian: -_-
Tadase: (comes back rubbing his head)
Nemo: Darn.
Marian: What Pokemon would you have, Tadase?
Tadase: Well…
Marian: Let me guess, Pikachu?
Tadase: …Yes.
Marian: Gee, why am I not surprised? -_-
Me: ^^' The next review is from Snow-Aquamarine!
Hi,
Hahahahaha, that was so funny, I seriously laughed out loud.
Before the truths and dares, I just really want to ask you this: What's with you and Belgium? ^^
Tadase, what is the question that you do not want anyone to ask you?
And for the last time's payback, you can spank all SC casts' butts.
And remember DON'T GIVE ANY MERCY, EVEN TO THE GIRLS! OR I WILL PERSONALLY TORTURE YOU!
Kukai, I want you to blurt out an exclamation randomly once in a while, in Spanish (I just love that ^^)
Amu, Act like a gorilla for 1 minute.
Nagihiko, what is the one thing you don't want to be caught doing?
Nadeshiko, since she's new, I really don't know what to give her, I guess you can lecture Nagi about torturing people (Tadase, obviously) =='
That's it for now I guess, sorry if I take a lot of space,
C-can I be a permanent co-host as well? I-I understand if I can't though.
Me: Thank you! ^^ I'm not Belgian if that's what you're thinking. I'm Asian. :D I was just thinking up random countries to use in this thing and I decided to use Belgium. :3
Aqua: (comes in) HI! ^^
Me: HI! ^^
Tadase: …I hate it when people ask me if I'm gay. =.=
Aqua: D: Aww…
Nemo: Well, you are. Deal with it.
Tadase: (goes to Macho-chan)
Me: -_- Tadase, go to Macho-chan later. You gotta spank the rest of the cast.
Tadase: But I'm not god at spanking…
Me: Do it anyway.
Tadase: (spanks Amu)
Amu: Uh…Tadase-kun…that didn't hurt…
Tadase: (spanks Ikuto)
Ikuto: (rolls his eyes) Kiddy King, is that the best you can do?
Tadase: (spanks Utau)
Utau: …
Tadase: (spanks Nadeshiko)
Nadeshiko: Hotori-kun… (sweatdrop)
Tadase: (spanks Rima)
Rima: -_-
Tadase: (spanks Yaya)
Yaya: WAHHHHH! TADASE SPANKED YAYA! IT DIDN'T HURT, BUT STILL!
Tadase: (spanks Kukai)
Kukai: …
Tadase: (spanks Kairi)
Kairi: (raises an eyebrow)
Tadase: (spanks Nagi)
~2 seconds later~
Tadase: (unconscious with a bump on his head)
Nagihiko: ^^
Aqua: Uh…Tadase wasn't kidding when he said he was bad at spanking…and Nagi, I'm pretty sure that he didn't hurt your butt, so why'd you… (points at still unconscious Tadase)
Nagihiko: He still spanked me. ;)
Aqua: I don't get why you're winking, but okay…
Nadeshiko: Nagihiko, Tadase got hit by a car, so you have to tone it down just a bit… (continues lecturing)
Kukai: De miedo! (Scary!)
Me: What's scary?
Kukai: Nothing, I'm just shouting out something random in Spanish.
Aqua: (sweatdrop)
Kukai: Seriously! Why does everyone like it when I speak Spanish?
Me: I'm…not even going to answer that. I just want to see Amu act like a gorilla…
Amu: WHAT?
Me: (eyes glint) …And Ikuto as the gorilla's bananas…
Ikuto: No. Nada. No way. Nope.
Me: Hey, I'm just kidding. Or am I… ;)
Ikuto: …Weirdo.
Amu: Ugh… (starts making gorilla noises and crawling like a gorilla)
~60 seconds later~
Amu: -_- I'm done…
Aqua: Right on time, too.
Nadeshiko: (finally finishes lecturing) Have I made myself clear, Nagihiko?
Nagihiko: Huh? What? …Oh, um, yeah…
Nadeshiko: WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?
Nagihiko: …No…
Nadeshiko: (eyes glint) Nagihiko…
Nagihiko: Uh…the one thing that I don't want to be caught doing is…crossdressing…
Rima: Of course. -_-
Aqua: Next review is from PurpleDancer123!
Yay, super long chapter! ^_^
Hum. *thinks*
Everyone: Get into pairs and make a drink out of whatever ingredients you can find, then exchange drinks. And if you or your partner don't finish the drink, you have to go and make out with them in a cardboard box while everyone else eats popcorn.
Ikuto: See how many marshmellows you can fit into your mouth at once. While wearing a Lunatic Charm or Dear Baby charanari. XD
Amu/Utau/Nadeshiko: Dress up in Lilpri cosplay and perform one of the songs.
(:
Me: (: And the pairings will be… (drumroll) Amu and Ikuto, Kukai and Utau, Rima and Nagi, Yaya and Kairi, and Tadase and Nadeshiko!
Sammi: (sweatdrop) Why do I get the feeling that the pairings aren't original…?
Me: Because they're not! ^^
~After everyone makes their drinks~
Me: Now exchange drinks and…well, drink! ^^
Amu: (chokes on Ikuto's drink) WHAT'D YOU PUT IN THIS THING?
Ikuto: (taps his chin) Uh…catnip, cat fur, cat poop, cat pee, and Yoru.
Hosts (Marian-chan, Nemo-chan, Aqua-chan, Sammi-chan, and me): YORU?
Ikuto: She said I should put everything that I could find.
Me: She didn't mean it THAT way! Now take Yoru out of the drink before Amu starts abusing him for letting you put him in there in the first place!
Marian: Would…Amu do that?
Me: No, I'm just bluffing. ^^
Amu: (coughs and takes Yoru out) WHY'D YOU LET IKUTO PUT YOU IN THERE? (shaking Yoru back and forth)
Me: …Then again, maybe I'm not… But Amu didn't finish her drink! You know what that means, folks! CARDBOARD BOX TIME!
Aqua: (grabs Amu and throws her in)
Nemo: (grabs Ikuto and throws him in)
Sammi: (looks at rest of SC cast) Wait, the rest of you finished your beverages?
Rima: Unlike Ikuto, we put NORMAL ingredients.
Utau: (mutters under breath) I bet that Ikuto put all that gross stuff in his drink on purpose just so he could make out with his dream girl…
Me: Don't worry, Utau! ^^ He will be punished. :D
Utau: How?
Me: You'll see. ;)
~After make-out and Amuto comes out of the box~
Ikuto: YOU WANT ME TO DRESS UP IN LUNATIC CHARM/DEAR BABY COSPLAY AND STUFF AS MANY MARSHMALLOWS IN MY MOUTH AS I CAN? ARE YOU INSANE?
Me: (answers questions in order) Yes. No.
Marian: I made Photoshopped copies of Ikuto as Lunatic Charm and/or Dear Baby! Let's see which one looks worse on him. :D
Me: (takes one look at the photos and starts ROFL)
Sammi: It's definitely Dear Baby.
Nemo: No, it's Lunatic Charm.
Aqua: But Dear Baby looks totally hilarious! :D
Nemo: …What do you think, Apple-chan?
Me: (stops ROFLing for a second) I don't know, both are hilarious. (resumes ROFLing)
Sammi: (sweatdrop) When do you think she'll stop laughing?
Marian: I don't know, but I like Lunatic Charm.
Me: (completely serious) I've decided it's going to be Lunatic Charm.
Nemo: HA! :D
Sammi: -_-
Aqua: Wasn't she having a laughing fit 2 seconds ago…?
Marian: (puts away the photos) It's settled, then. (tackles Ikuto to the floor)
~5 seconds later~
Ikuto: (wearing a Lunatic Charm outfit and holding a giant bag of marshmallows)
Me: And let the stuffing…BEGIN!
Ikuto: (begins stuffing his mouth)
~147 marshmallows later~
Me: 148…149…150…
Aqua: Is there NO END to this? -_-
Nemo: Is it even possible to put that many marshmallows in your mouth?
Me: 156…157…200…
Sammi: 200? YOU'RE SKIPPING!
Me: Argh, fine. 158…159…
Marian: This is going to take a while. -_-
~141 marshmallows later~
Me: 300!
Ikuto: (can't take it anymore and spits his marshmallows out)
Me: -_- Ugh, nice job, Ikuto. You just spit your marshmallows out all the way to the Ouran High School Host Club.
Tamaki: (off screen) DID GOD BLESS US WITH ALL THESE MARSHMALLOWS?
Hikaru & Kaoru: (off screen and laughing their butts off)
Haruhi: (sweatdrop)
Kyouya: I wonder how much I can sell these for…?
Honey: Marshmallows! Honey loves marshmallows! :3
Mori: … (silent as always)
Me: …By the way, all of you suck at acting like Tamaki/Hikaru/Kaoru.
SC cast: THAT WAS YOUR FAULT!
Me: Well, not anymore! I know their personalities now, since I'm watching it! :D
Rima: -_- Which reminds me…WHEN WAS OUR TRUTH OR DARE HIDEOUT THE HOST CLUB?
(Screen pulls back to reveal the host club room)
Me: Oh, all of this is fake! :D (turns off a screen projector and we return to the boring old hideout) Now here's some Lilpri cosplay! (gives Lilpri cosplay to Amu, Utau and Nadeshiko)
Amu, Utau & Nadeshiko: (dress up as Lilpri and perform Little Princess)
Ichiban suki na APPURU PAI
POCHARI takunai kedo tomannai
GARASU no kutsu hakiwasurete
KABOCHA no basha ni SURUU sareta
Mangetsu ni uttori shitetara
Ikinari zaazaa amemoyou
Minna de chikara wo awasete
Keesee gyakuten?
Itsudatte KOKORO ni
Ooki na yume
Dakara maemuite KISEKI wo egaku yo
Puripuri RIRUpuri
"RIRUpuri himeCHEN!"
Yume miru ONNANOKO
Dare demo PURINSESU
Koi suru ONNANOKO
HONKI! MUTEKI! KANPEKI!
Kanarazu kanaeru yo
Wagamama PURINSESU
Anata ni DOKIDOKI! HAPPII!
Otogibanashi yori
SUTEKI na densetsu?
Hajimaru yokan
Ringo ga nodo ni tsumatte mo
DORINKU GABU nomi de mondai nashi
PAATII ni okure sou demo
Kaisoku noreba ma ni au HAZU
Tsuki kara omukae kichatte mo
KEETAI de mainichi hanashimasho
Hitori de kaiketsu dekitara
Kibun sookai?
Demo ni HORA 3 nin ga atsumattara
Fushigi na CHIKARA de KISEKI ga okoru yo
Puripuri RIRUpuri
"RIRUpuri himeCHEN!"
Ganbare ONNANOKO
Dare demo PURINSESU
Makeru na ONNANOKO
HONKI! SUTEKI! DOKIDOKI!
Kanarazu mitsukeru yo
Watashi no ouji-sama (Tadase: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Me: Great…someone get the bucket! Aqua: (slams bucket on Tadase's head)
Itsuka wa KIRAKIRA ENDINGU
Mezame no KISU yori
SUTEKI na ROMANSU?
Hajimaru yokan
Dakara maemuite KISEKI wo egaku yo
Puripuri RIRUpuri
"RIRUpuri himeCHEN!"
Yume miru ONNANOKO
Dare demo PURINSESU
Koi suru ONNANOKO
HONKI! MUTEKI! KANPEKI!
Kanarazu kanaeru yo
Wagamama PURINSESU
Anata ni DOKIDOKI! HAPPII!
Otogibanashi yori
SUTEKI na densetsu?
Hajimaru yokan
Me: BRAVO! :D …Okay, let's move on.
Aqua: Next review is from Friendly Kitty!
-sigh-...That pie war was epic, and yes! I am a BTR fan as well! ^ ^ -high fives back-. Anyways...
Kairi: Try to bore me to sleep. (It has never been done before :3)
Nadeshiko: I am so happy you exist! :D. Also, I dare you to get a water gun and squirt it at your brother
Ikuto: Draw a picture of the wedding dress you would want Amu to wear.
Kukai: Sign up for a cross-country contest. If you don't get at least 2nd place, you have to watch The Excerist (how ever you spell it)
Yaya: Do a chara nari with Kusukusu. Also, here's some chocolate rocks! :D
Utau: Did you know that incest is actually legal in Sweden and Holland as long as you ask for permission? :3
Amu: Sing 'Cinderella' by Tata Young
Rima: Chara nari with Pepe
Everyone: Act like any Hetalia character of your choice (It's the anime with the personafied countries)
Also, can I guest star for the next chapter? I have short brunette/black hair (I might be mistaken for a boy if I crossdress. know. I'm just plain weird ^ ^)
Me: It's the only life you got, so you gotta live it big time! ^^
Ikuto: …What?
Me: BTR song. By the way, it's spelled Exorcist. Just saying. :D
Kitty: Hello! ^^
Kairi: Well, I'll try to bore you. As Albert Einstein says…
~2 hours later~
Kitty: (snoring)
Kairi: (rambling on)
Me: Kairi…Kairi…Kairi…KAIRI!
Kairi: Yes?
Me: …She's already sleeping.
Kairi: …Oh.
SC cast & co-hosts: (also sleeping)
Kairi: …You didn't fall asleep?
Me: Honestly, I did, but I woke up. Hey, fellow co-hosts, time to wake up! Rise and shine!
Kitty: H-Huh?
Nemo: (yawns)
Sammi: (rubbing her eyes)
Marian: Oh, is it morning already…?
Aqua: Good morning, then…
Me: …You're all still half-asleep, so WAKE UUUUPPPPPPP!
Co-hosts: (scream)
Kitty: You didn't fall asleep?
Me: I did, but I woke up. The only person who didn't fall asleep was Hikaru.
Hikaru: (reading a book about pretty rocks)
Marian: You should wake the cast up…
Me: I will! I just want to wake them up the fun way! ^^
Sammi: …What fun way?
Me: I pour buckets of water on them! :D (pours a bunch of buckets of water on everyone)
SC cast: HEY!
Me: ^^ Time for the next dare!
Nadeshiko: …I need a water gun.
Me: (poofs a water gun) Now squirt it at your brother.
Nadeshiko: (squirts Nagihiko until he's wet from head to toe)
Nagihiko: …I'm gonna go change clothes now… (goes to the dressing room)
Miki: Hey Ikuto, I'll lend you my drawing pad. :)
Ikuto: (draws Amu's future wedding dress ;D and shows it to everyone)
Marian: Ikuto…that looks more like a party dress than a wedding dress…
Ikuto: Your point is…?
Aqua: Well, the skirt only reaches the mid-thigh…
Ikuto: And…?
Sammi: The dress isn't even white…
Nemo: …It's blue.
Ikuto: Fine, Amu can have a white dress.
Kitty: What are you going to do about the mid-thigh?
Ikuto: …Nothing.
Amu: PERVERT!
Me: Figures. …Hey Kukai, here's a sign-up sheet for a cross-country race. (gives Kukai a clipboard)
Kukai: …What do you want me to do?
Me: …Sign up.
Kukai: …Okay. (signs up)
~At the cross-country race~
Me: Remember Kukai, you better get at least second place…or else.
Kukai: Or else what?
Me: You'll see…
Kukai: (gulps)
~After the race~
Me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU ONLY GOT THIRD PLACE? I EXPECTED BETTER OF YOU, SOUMA!
Kukai: I was so close to second…
Me: YOU STILL GOT THIRD!
Kukai: …What was that "or else" thing?
Me: …YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE EXORCIST!
Kukai: What? NO!
Me: (shrugs) Your fault for not trying hard enough. (drags Kukai to see The Exorcist)
~In front of the movie theater~
Me: Well…I'll be waiting for you here after you're done watching.
Kukai: You're not gonna watch with me?
Me: No way, I don't do good with movies like this. (shudders) The only thing I know about The Exorcist is something about turning your head 360 degrees… Yeah, I'm never watching that thing.
Kukai: Chicken…
Me: WHAT YOU SAY? DON'T MAKE ME GET THE CHAINSAW!
Kukai: NO, NO! I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
Me: Okay! ^^ …Now go watch, it's starting in 5 minutes.
~After the movie~
Kukai: (comes out looking like he witnessed a murder)
Me: …How was it?
Kukai: …
Me: Uh…Kukai?
Kukai: …
Me: …I think I scarred him for life.
Kukai: …ESPELUZNANTE! (CREEPY!)
Me: (sweatdrop) Oh, wow… He's completely affected by the movie and still remembers the Spanish thing…
~Back to T or D~
Me: (finishes explaining what happened) …And that's what happened. (sighs)
Nemo: Kukai's sobbing on the floor right now…
Marian: …I bet he's needing Emo-chan right now…
Kukai: (continues sobbing)
Yaya: (eating her chocolate rocks) Arigato, Kitty-chan! :3
Kitty: You are welcome, Yaya-chan. :3
Yaya: Yaya's so happy, she's willing to charanari with Rima-tan's chara! Yaya's own heart: Unlock! Charanari: Clown Baby!
Kitty: (cooing over Yaya) Aw, she's so cute, you have those clownish bunny ears! X3
Utau: …THAT'S IT! IKUTO, WE'RE MOVING TO SWEDEN! Or Holland…
Ikuto: No.
Utau: …
Ikuto: …Should Amu start singing?
Amu: Please say no…
Me: …Yes. :P
Amu: -_-
When I was just a little girl
My momma used to tuck me into bed
And she read me a story
It always was about a princess in distress
And how a guy would save her
And end up with the glory
I'd lie in bed and think about the person that I wanted to be
Then one day I realized the fairy tale life wasn't for me
I don't wanna be like Cinderella
Sitting in a dark old dusty cellar
Waiting for somebody
To come and set me free
I don't wanna be like Snow White waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
On a horse of white
Unless we're riding side by side
Don't wanna depend on no one else
I'd rather rescue myself
Someday I'm gonna find
Someone who wants my soul, heart and mind
Who's not afraid to show that he loves me
Somebody who will understand
I'm happy just the way I am
Don't need nobody taking care of me
(I will be) I will be there for him
Just as strong as he
Will be there for me
When I give myself
Then it has got to be
An equal thing
I don't wanna be like Cinderella
Sitting in a dark old dusty cellar
Waiting for somebody
To come and set me free
I don't wanna be like Snow White waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
On a horse of white
Unless we're riding side by side
Don't wanna depend on no one else
I'd rather rescue myself
I can slay my own dragon
I can dream my own dreams
My knight in shining armor is me
So I'm gonna set me free
(Like Cinderella, old dusty cellar)
Waiting for somebody to come and set me free
I don't wanna be like Snow White waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me (save me 6x)
I don't wanna be like Cinderella
Sitting in a dark old dusty cellar
Waiting for somebody to come and set me free
I don't wanna be like Snow White waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
On a horse of white
Unless we're riding side by side
Don't wanna depend on no one else
I'd rather rescue myself
I don't wanna be like Cinderella
Sitting in a dark old dusty cellar
Waiting for somebody to come and set me free
I don't wanna be like Snow White waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
On a horse of white
Unless we're riding side by side
Don't wanna depend on no one else
I'd rather rescue myself
Ikuto: …So does that mean you don't want me?
Amu: …
Me: AMU! You hurt Ikuto's feelings! D:
Nemo: …When did you suddenly start caring about his feelings?
Me: …I don't know…Rima?
Rima: Fine… My own heart: Unlock! Charanari: Baby Clown!
Me: Clown Baby and Baby Clown… Rima, are you sure that Amu's your best friend and Yaya isn't?
Rima: -_-
Kitty: NOW START ACTING LIKE HETALIA!
~After everyone is done acting (HAHA TOO LAZY :P Besides, I don't watch Hetalia. …Yeah, I admit it. I've decided that being embarrassingly pathetic in acting isn't worth it… Sorry, Hetalia fans… ^^')~
Kitty: T.T This whole time for all the Hetalia dares…
Me: D: I'm sorry!
Kitty: T_T
Me: DDDD:
Other co-hosts: …Next review is from Chocolate covered charas! ^^'
lol XD Nagi say PWNIGE made my day lololol ^^ I really love the show! Can I come on again? *sparkle eyes* Ehehehe ^^" DARES!
I dare Nagi to take Kukai on as his apprentice in crossdressing! And for his final project he has to convince Utau he's a girl!
I dare Rima to act like she Nagi's spoiled little sister! XD and do cute things to him! He can do whatever he wants to her.
Also Kukai has to make out with Utau and if Ikuto gets angry he gets to yell at Kukai, but for every curse word he uses he has to give an hour lecture on how he loves Tadase (One curse word= one hour, two=two hours, Please don't hate me Nemo-chan! if I can call you that?)
Fangirl squeals and glomps,
-Choco covered
Nemo: Hmm…fine. I don't hate you. (:
Choco: Yay! ^^ (looks at Nagi) Say "pwnage".
Nagi: …PWNAGE.
Choco: :D
Nagihiko: (drags Kukai away for crossdressing)
Kukai: NOOOOO!
Rima: …NAGI-NIICHAN! YOU PROMISED THAT YOU'D BUY A BARBIE HOUSE! WHERE IS IT? (clings on to Nagi)
Nagihiko: Uh…Rima-chan, I'm sorta busy right now with Souma-kun… ^^'
Rima: NAGI-NIICHAN!
Aqua: …Barbie house?
Rima: Don't ask. -_-
~Later~
Nagihiko: Hey guys! Meet Kumiko! ^^
"Kumiko": Uh…hi?
Utau: Hey.
"Kumiko": …
~One make-out scene later~
Utau: (rubbing her mouth) EW, I'M NOT YURI!
Ikuto: WTF?
"Kumiko": …I'm Kukai.
Ikuto: THAT JUST MAKES IT D*** F***ING WORSE! YOU D*** F***ING IDIOT!
Me: And in total, those are four cuss words! :D
Choco: So four hours of lecturing Ikuse love! :D
~Four hours later~
Ikuto: (throwing up in the toilet)
Tadase: O.o
Choco: (eyes sparkle) :D
Me: The…the next review is from Raindeer! ^^'
I love this series. I have some dares for you. Ikuto and Amu elope and Tadase watches and describes it. Amu and Tadase elope and Ikuto describes it to you. Rima and Nagi are transported into and trapped into a bear's den (still handcuffed to each other) SC Truth or Dare cast get's invaded by zombies. And I don't wanna be rude but can I come in with my 5 charas Luna, Zoey, Susie, Amelia, and Abbigail?
Me: Thank you! ^^
Raindeer: (comes in with her 5 charas)
Amu: Those are a lot of charas… You have more than I do!
Raindeer: Yes, I have more than you. :3
Amu: …
Me: Well, time for eloping! ^^
~After Amuto elopes~
Tadase: O.O It was…weird… Then again, all eloping is.
Me: …I expected a better description from you.
~After Tadamu elopes~
Ikuto: (dark aura and starts chasing Tadase) IT WAS HORRIBLE!
Me: Much better. :D
Rima & Nagihiko: (disappear)
~At a bear's den~
Rima: (handcuffed AGAIN) WHY IS EVERYONE OBSESSED WITH THE TWO OF US HANDCUFFED TOGETHER?
Nagihiko: Who knows?
Random bear: (sneaks up behind him and growls)
Rima: And it just got worse…
~Back to the others~
Yaya: ZOMBIE ATTACK!
Zombies: Rah… (zombie walk)
SC girls & Tadase: (scream)
Zombies: (about to squirt zombie juice at them)
Me: (rips off one of the zombie's arms) Hey, these are detachable! :D (rips off the zombie's legs) So are the legs! :D
~After I finish ripping all the zombies' limbs off (including the head)~
Me: Well, next review is from 14AmyChan!
Niceness~! *^_^*
DAREZ!
Apple-Chan: let me back in, please~! *^_^*
IKUTO: elope with Amu
AMU: whisper in Ikuto's ear how you've always known he was the 'one'. No shortcuts and it has to be done romantically.
Rima: get hit with one of those 'truth-telling hearts' and tell us how you feel about Nagihiko (Apple-chan, you know what I'm talking about~! *^_^*)
Nagihiko: propose to Rima with a dash of comedy that you know she'll like.
Kukai: Keep your shirt off in front of Utau
Utau: don't even resist.
Tadase: sneeze with your eyes open to make your eyes pop out of your head (blame Mythbusters)
Yoru: LET ME HUG YOU! *^_^*
Kiseki: become the servant of everyone~! *^_^* (yes, even the guest stars~! *^_^*)
TRUTH!
Nadeshiko: what is Nagihiko's deepest, darkest secret?
Rima: when did you first start falling in love with Nagihiko?
Nagihiko: same about Rima
Amu: When did you first fall for Ikuto?
looking forward to the next surely awesome chapter~! *^_^*
Me: Thank you! ^^
Amy: (comes back in)
Tadase: W-why does Ikuto-niisan get to elope with Amu-chan? They already eloped once… ):
Ikuto: Deal with it, Kiddy King. (takes Amu away)
Amu: WHAT? N-no…HELP!
Amy: We all know that you secretly love him, Amu. ;)
Ikuto: Yeah, what she said.
Amu: (whispers to Ikuto seductively) Well, I always knew that you were the one for me…
Ikuto: (whispers seductively back) I know. (takes Amu into a private room)
Me: Oh dear…was it right to leave them alone in there? I mean, he's IKUTO! Something's bound to happen…
Amy: Leave them, I want to see Amu's reaction. :D
Me: …Yeah, I do too! :D Now let me hook up a TV for Rima and Nagi since they're still at the bear's den… (hooks up TV)
(Rimahiko shows up on the screen)
Rima: (playing Go Fish with Nagi and the bear) Hey, bear…got any 3's?
Bear: (shakes head)
Rima: DANGIT!
Bear: (looks at Nagi and holds up 5 fingers)
Nagihiko: (groans and hands over his 5)
Everyone besides Rimahiko: (look at Raindeer-chan)
Raindeer: …DON'T LOOK AT ME! IT'S NOT LIKE I KNEW THAT THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN! D:
Nagihiko: (looks up from Go Fish cards) Oh, hey guys. What's up?
Me: …I'm sending a truth-telling heart over there.
Rima: "Truth-telling heart"?
Me: Well~ Me and Amy-chan were talking on YouTube and my profile pic was that pic when Nagi saved Rima from the truth-telling heart in episode 69.
Amy: So~ I sorta forgot what that was and Apple-chan explained it to me and we started talking about what Rima would say if Nagi didn't save her in time.
Me: I said she'd probably talk about her parents…
Amy: And I said that she'd confess her love to you-know-who! ^^
Nagihiko: …No, I don't know who. Who?
Me: …You're slow.
Nagihiko: :/
Rima: (gets hit by a truth-telling heart) I…I love…N-Na… (truth-telling heart disappears)
Me: NANI? D:
Amy: WHAT? (angrily stomps the floor)
Rima: -_-
Me: NOOOOO!
Amu & Ikuto: (come back from eloping)
Amy: …Propose. NOW.
Nagihiko: Uh…
Amy: DO IT.
Nagihiko: … (reluctantly yet perfectly does Bala-balance on a table) Uh…marry me…?
Rima: Whatever.
Nagihiko: (falls down from the table) Uh…is that a yes or a no?
Rima: Neither. It's a whatever.
Nagihiko: (falls down anime style) But does it mean that you accept or decline?
Rima: Neither.
Me: (cuts in quickly) Okay, okay. Let's move on.
Marian: (lifts Kukai's shirt and peeks under) Nice abs…
Kukai: Thanks, I guess… (takes off his shirt)
Utau: (immediately tackles Kukai)
Kukai: GIRL TRYING TO RAPE ME ALERT! GIRL TRYING TO RAPE ME ALERT!
Co-hosts and guest stars (except Amy-chan): (try to pry Utau off of Kukai)
Amy: (hugs Yoru)
Utau: (hisses at everyone)
Aqua: …Okay, she's mad. Let's not bother her.
Nemo: -_-…UTAU! I'm a black belt!
Utau: So?
Nemo: …
Choco: (tugs on Ikuto's arm) IKUTO! LOOK AT WHAT YOUR BABY SISTER IS DOING!
Ikuto: Huh? (notices Utau on top of Kukai) UTAU! SOUMA!
Kukai: Aw, nuts.
Utau: Ikuto, I can explain…
Ikuto: (sighs) I should've given you the "talk"…
Utau: NO, NOT THE TALK!
Ikuto: Then behave from now on.
Utau: Yes, Onii-sama…
Amy: (still hugging Yoru)
Ikuto: (looks at Amy-chan) Okay, you've hugged my chara. Now give him back.
Amy: (lets go of Yoru and gives him to Ikuto)
Yoru: (limp in Ikuto's hands)
Ikuto: …You killed my chara.
Amy: WHAT? Oh no… I'm sorry… (bows her head shamefully)
Ikuto: You should be.
Amy: T-T
Ikuto: (feels dark/evil aura behind him and turns around)
Me: (menacingly) Ikuto…
Ikuto: Aw, come on, what'd I say THIS time?
Me: (gets out chainsaw and chases Ikuto) YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE WRONG GIRL, TSUKIYOMI!
Yoru: (wakes up) Nya…
Amy: Yoru! You're alive! :D And Ikuto told me I killed you… T-T
Yoru: You sorta did…I almost suffocated to death, nya~. -.-
Amy: I'm sorry… D:
Kiseki: Why must I become a servant of you commoners? I'M THE KING HERE!
Kitty: …No, you're not.
Kiseki: …
Sammi: Now get me a popsicle, it's hot in here!
Kiseki: (flies off to find a popsicle while muttering under his breath)
Ikuto: It's hot in here? Oh wait, that's just me. (smirks)
Sammi: (jaw drops)
Me: I'VE FINALLY CAUGHT YOU, IKUTO! (runs toward Ikuto with a roaring chainsaw)
Ikuto: Oh great, she found me… (runs away)
Amy: …Nadeshiko? Do you know Nagi's secret?
Nadeshiko: (taps on chin) Well~ I would say that he used to crossdress but that isn't a secret anymore since everyone here knows that now… Oh yes, there was that ONE secret…
Nagihiko: Nadeshiko, please don't…
Nadeshiko: (smiles innocently at Nagi)
Nagihiko: …You're not going to say what I think you're going to say, are you? O.O
Nadeshiko: I think I am. ^^
Amy: :O TELL ME!
Nadeshiko: (giggles) Nagihiko… (whispers in Amy-chan's ear)
Amy: O.o…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Raindeer: Is she on crack or something now?
Choco: Maybe…
Amy: (gasping for breath because laughed to hard) Nagihiko…Nagihiko wasn't…potty-trained…till SECOND GRADE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: (abruptly stops chasing Ikuto) Say what now…? …HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD THAT'S HILARIOUS!
Rima: (glares at Nagi) Looks like you were behind in your toilet lessons.
Nagihiko: It's not my fault! I used to be scared of toilets since I thought they looked scary…
Rima: (takes a step away from Nagi)
Nagihiko: H-hey! It's okay now! I can use the toilet just fine now!
Nagihiko: T.T Thanks a lot, Nadeshiko…
Nadeshiko: With pleasure. ;)
Amy: …Rima, when did you start falling for Nagihiko?
Rima: Who said I started falling for him?
Amy: …
Nagihiko: Yeah! If she didn't fall for me, I didn't fall for her!
Rima: …What the heck is that supposed to mean?
Nagihiko: …
Amu: And before you ask me, I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH IKUTO!
Ikuto: Well that's hurtful. :/
Sammi: Next review is from isfpkitten! ^^
haha. i almost died laughing.
rima didnt have to listen to kiseki cuz shes my fav character.
dares:
amu: torture ikuto with an electric chair
kukai: shoot ikuto for what he did to utau in chapter 9
nagi (this is what you get for saying you don't care what i say about being nice to tadase): cheer kirishma on as he rapes rima
rima (to make up for nagi's dare): decide whether or not nagi gets to violently murder kirishma
kairi: never wear glasses again
utau: kiss all the sc boys and decide which ones the best kisser (no lying)
make the room round so there arent any corners like emo corner, girly corner, and macho corner
noone on the show is allowed to call tadase gay or tadagay ever again
truth:
nadeshiko: do you like tadase as more than a friend?
i feel so mean...
Me: Thank you! ^^
Nagihiko: You ARE mean… T-T
Me: NAGIHIKO! I'm used to Ikuto saying this kind of stuff, but why, Nagi? Why?
Tadase: I like isfpkitten. :D
Ikuto: …I don't.
Nagihiko: T-T
Me: IKUTO! (starts to prepare chainsaw but changes mind) Wait, no chainsaw right now. Just destroy him with this chair, Amu. (gives electric chair to Amu)
Amu: (throws the chair at Ikuto)
Ikuto: OW!
Amu: SORRY!
Aqua: (gives Kukai a machine gun) Take good care of Ikuto. (:
Kukai: …Wait, what'd he do to Utau?
Kitty: She's probably talking about Ama-chan's dare about raping Utau…
Kukai: OH YEAH! I still haven't forgiven him for that… (shoots Ikuto with the machine gun)
Ikuto: (dies)
Me: … (kicks Ikuto's body)
Ikuto: (still dead)
Me: (revives Ikuto)
Ikuto: I'M GONNA KILL YOU, SOUMA!
Kukai: DON'T, I'll shoot you again if you do! D:
Ikuto: …
Nemo: ANYWAYS, here on some pom-poms, Nagihiko. (gives Nagi some pom-poms)
Nagihiko: …What are these for?
Raindeer: You have to cheer Kirishima on while he rapes Rima.
Rima & Nagihiko: WHAT?
Kirishima: (goes into the bear's den) So what do I do again?
Me: …Rape. Rima.
Kirishima: Okay… O.O (turns off the TV that links us to the bear's den)
~20 minutes later~
Kirishima: (turns on the TV again)
Nagihiko: (obviously trying to hold back)
Rima: …Kirishima RAPED me. Therefore, I give Nagihiko permission to murder him.
Nagihiko: (pounces on Kirishima like a tiger)
Me: Now while they're busy with that…Kairi?
Kairi: Yes?
Sammi: (yanks Kairi's glasses off his face and flushes them down the toilet)
Kairi: …
Me: Aw, don't be mad, Kairi. Like I said before, samurai can't wear glasses. :P
Kairi: …
Utau: So…I kiss all the guys?
Me: Yes.
Utau: Man, that makes me feel like playgirl… (makes out with Ikuto)
Ikuto: (goes to the bathroom to puke after Utau's done with him)
Utau: (makes out with Kukai)
Ikuto: (comes back and sees Kutau) Souma…
Kukai: Oh my god, HE FOUND US!
Utau: -_- (starts making out with Tadase)
Tadase: O.o
Utau: (makes out with Kairi)
Kairi: …Bleh.
Utau: (kisses Nagi through the TV screen)
Nagihiko: O.O
Utau: …I feel like I just kissed a TV screen.
Nagihiko: That's because you did…so you technically never kissed me.
Utau: Shut it. It's not like you wanted me to make out with you or anything.
Nagihiko: THAT IS…true…
Me: Hey Nagi, where's Kirishima?
Nagihiko: (points at Kirishima)
Kirishima: (lying dead on the floor)
Me: …Sammi-chan, can you go over to the bear's den and clean that corpse up…? ^^'
Sammi: Yeah, yeah. Leave it to ME to take him to the morgue… (teleports to the bear's den and takes away Kirishima's body)
Tadase: So…it's the end for the corners…?
Me: Yeah…
Kukai: (sniffs) THAT MEANS THAT EMO-CHAN WILL NEVER COME BACK! D:
Me: WILL YOU STOP MOURNING OVER EMO-CHAN! (takes Macho-chan) I'll be back soon.
Marian: Where're you going?
Me: To Ouran.
Amy: …Why?
Me: To give Macho-chan to Tamaki!
Kukai: Why him?
Me: 'Cause he goes into the corner a lot! (leaves T or D)
Tadase: Macho-chan's going over to the host club?
Me: (comes back) Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Just to let you know, Emo-chan and Girly-chan are with Tamaki as well. :D (leaves again)
Tadase: GIRLY-CHAN?
Kukai: NO, WAIT! TAKE ME WITH YOU! I WANNA SEE EMO-CHAN!
Kitty: She's not gonna listen to you guys… But while she's gone, let's move on! ^^ Hey, that rhymed! :O
Marian: Nadeshiko, DO you like Tadase more than a friend?
Nadeshiko: Hm…maybe I do, maybe I don't… :P
Nagihiko: WHAT?
Raindeer: (interrupts quickly) Next review is from LibraRisingStar!
XD You're hilarious! XD Sorry about your bad plane experience, I completely understand...
I finally finished watching Shugo Chara, so I'd like to request a few more dares...
Amu: I dare you to grow up faster because Ikuto is waiting (...Ikuto, that's kind of creepy...just sayin'. You're lucky you're not real, the police can arrest you for pedophilia...) Strange, Libra and Sagittarius make a good couple. My goodness, I bet they did that on purpose...
Tadase: I dare you to wear a uniform to feed Amu's uniform fetish...(You're an Aries anyway, and that's the opposite of Libra. Good, because opposites attract. I'm seriously think they're starting to do this Zodiac thing on purpose...)
Nagihiko: Cry your sorrow, you're a Cancer after all...oh, and be more feminine, Cancers are supposed to be the most feminine sign. No offence...
Rima: Try to be more eccentric, you're an Aquarius after all...(I guess they didn't do the zodiac thing on purpose, Cancers and Aquarius are not good couples...sorry, you two)
Utau: You are a Scorpio, be creepier, and stalk more people.
Kukai: You are a Leo, be more outgoing, and more of a braggart.(Leos and Scorpios are the worst matches, I don't get why they could be good friends...)
Ikuto: So you're a Sagittarius, what a player. Nah, just kidding, but I expected you to be Scorpio...well, I dare you to kiss the newly grown-up Amu, I guess that would make you feel better...and hate me less...
Kairi: You're a Gemini, talk more...
Yaya: You're also a Gemini, talk...the same amount you talk everyday.(I guess that's why they're couples :D)
Nadeshiko: I hope you didn't think I forgot about you :D I dare you to...kiss Ikuto...(because he's the player guy...nah, just kidding...)
Yoru: Hello little kitty cat, you're a nice kitty cat aren't you? (Hands him catnip so he can get high)
Thanks for reading all this, I know it's really more of an astrology lesson, but I'm just hoping people find this information amusing. Sorry for taking up the space if you're annoyed...
Everyone including co-hosts/guest stars: …
Kukai: …WHAT KIND OF ASTROLOGY LESSON IS THIS?
Rima: We know our zodiac signs, thank you very much.
Aqua: Now, now. What did Apple-chan say about being mean to the reviewers?
SC cast: (in unison) "You must respect if you don't wanna be killed"…
Amy: Exactly.
Ikuto: …I'm not a pedophile.
Everyone else: Yeah, you are.
Ikuto: …
Raindeer: (magically makes Amu grow up faster)
Amu: NANI?
Tadase: …Wear what uniform? You're not being specific enough.
Nemo: Dense boy…
Nagihiko: … (starts crying and bawling and sobbing and wailing) WAHHHHHHH! RIMA HATES ME! NADESHIKO WON OVER HOTORI-KUN! AHHHHHH!
Marian: …Are you sure that you aren't actually a freaked out Kukai right now?
Nagihiko: No…
Rima: (dresses as a hippie) Is this 'eccentric' enough?
Everyone else: O.o
Raindeer: Y-yeah…
Choco: …Okay, eccentric time is over, go back to the quiet old Rima.
Rima: (changes back)
Utau: (gets a magnifying glass and looks at Kukai through it with the evil eye)
Kukai: O.o Uh…I'm awesome…?
Nemo: -_- Okay, you suck at bragging.
Kukai: I'M SORRY! And aren't I outgoing enough?
Sammi: Yes you are.
Kairi: …I gave a lecture about Albert Einstein earlier today. You want me to talk more?
Kitty: NO. You already bored me to sleep once, you don't have to do it again.
Yaya: So Yaya doesn't have to change her character! ^^
Nadeshiko: I have to kiss Ikuto-kun? O.O
Nagihiko: WHAT?
Ikuto: Huh?
Nagihiko: IKUTO!
Ikuto: Hey, how should I've known about this?
Nadeshiko: (kisses Ikuto on the cheek)
Nagihiko: (dark and evil aura)
Yoru: CATNIIIIIP! (high on catnip)
Amy: Next review is from XxxPuppylove12xxX!
i have an awesome dare and i love your story!
1) make amu and tadase do the french kiss in front of ikuto then have some space between their mouths and start licking each others tongue MUAHAHAHAHAH!
2) rima must kiss kukai on the lips while nagihiko and utau are watching
3) amu has to sing i'm a barbie girl a flirt with tadase
4) ikuto you can kill tadase
5) amu kiss ikuto passionately!
6) utau confess that you love kukai, and no not burning love or undying love but 150% love that will never die and the fire will burn forever love
7) kairi start a food fight
8) Yaya if you eat one more piece of candy then you will not have candy for the rest of the chapter
9) nagihiko and rima confess your feelings for each other
10) tadase go and slap amu in the face and say I hate you
Sammi: Uh…what's taking Apple-chan so long?
Kitty: Who knows? Let's just move on…
Tadase: :D I can kiss Amu?
Nemo: As much as we don't want you to.
Tadase: :O You didn't call me Tadagay!
Nemo: -_- Baka, that's because I CAN'T.
Tadase: …Oh yeah. T-T
Raindeer: Eh, just go kiss your little crush.
Tadase: (French kisses Amu)
Ikuto: (eye twitches)
Tadase: (starts licking Amu's tongue)
Ikuto: (grits teeth)
Tadase: (ends kiss)
Ikuto: YOU LITTLE- (charanaris into Black Lynx and attacks Tadase)
Tadase: AAHHHH! SOMEONE SAVE ME!
Amu: Tadase-kun! (trying to stop Ikuto)
Nadeshiko: Um… (feels like she should help Amu and does so)
Everyone else: … (whistle innocently and step away from the fight)
~After Ikuto is done with Tadase (and Tadase gets medical treatment)~
Tadase: (holding an ice pack to his head)
Aqua: …Next dare! (poofs Kukai to the bear's den)
Rima: -_- Ugh. (kisses Kukai on the lips)
Nagihiko & Utau: WHAT?
Kukai: O.O (is poofed back to the T or D room)
Utau: KUKAI! (slaps Kukai)
Kukai: OW!
Utau: Grr…
Kukai: I'M SORRY! D:
Utau: Hmph! :/
Nagihiko: …
Marian: …Is Nagihiko okay…? (accidentally poofs Kukai to the bear's den again)
Nagihiko: …SOUMA! (character changes with Temari and starts swinging his naginata)
Kukai: AAAHHHH!
Everyone else except Nagihiko: (cover their ears since Kukai screams VERY loud)
Choco: (starts handing out headphones) Free headphones, get your headphones here!
Everyone (including Nagihiko, but excluding Kukai): (get headphones and put them on to block out the screams)
Amy: Now time for Amu to sing!
Ikuto: Is that really a good idea? She broke my violin string.
Amu: IT WASN'T MY FAULT THAT YOUR DUMB VIOLIN STRING BROKE!
Ikuto: Oh yeah, sure, I believe you…
Amu: WHY I OUGHTA-
Choco: (cuts in) Ikuto, she sang Kimagure Princess to you in the last chapter.
Ikuto: …
Kitty: (glints in eyes) Or maybe that 'violin string' thing was just an excuse so she couldn't flirt with Tadase…
Ikuto: …-_-
Nemo: …NOW START SINGING, AMU! WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!
Amu: (scared of Nemo-chan) Y-yes, Nemo-sama…
(I = Amu (Barbie), B = Tadase (Ken))
I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world
Life in plastic
It's fantastic
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination
That is your creation
Come on Barbie,
Let's go party!
I'm Barbie girl
In a Barbie world
Life in plastic
It's fantastic
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination
That is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl
In a fantasy world
Dress me up
Make it tight
I'm your darling
You are my doll
Rock n' roll
Feel the glamoring thing
Kiss me here
Touch me here
Hanky panky
You can touch
You can play
If you say, " I'm always yours"
I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world
Life in plastic
It's fantastic
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination
That is your creation
Come on Barbie,
Let's go party!
Ah-ah-ah, yeah~
Come on Barbie,
Let's go party!
Uooh, uuuoooh~ (2x)
Make me walk
Make me talk
Do whatever you please
I can act like a star
I can beg on my knees
Come jump in
Bimbo friend
Let us do it again
Hit the town
Fool around
Let's go party
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours" (2x)
Come on Barbie,
Let's go party!
Ah-ah-ah, yeah~
Come on Barbie,
Let's go party!
Uooh, uuuoooh~ (2x)
I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world
Life in plastic
It's fantastic
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination
That is your creation (2x)
Come on Barbie,
Let's go party!
Ah-ah-ah, yeah~
Come on Barbie,
Let's go party!
Uooh, uuuoooh~ (2x)
Everyone else: O_o
Sammi: (has recorded the whole thing on her awesome camcorder) This is so gonna sabotage Amu's cool n' spicy record. :D
Amu: DON'T YOU DARE!
Sammi: Alright, alright.
Ikuto: (pissed that Tadase sang a Barbie duet with Amu) THAT IS IT! (charanaris into Black Lynx and proceeds to attack Tadase AGAIN)
Tadase: Not again! (tries to escape from Ikuto's wrath but fails to do so)
Ikuto: YOU DIE! (kills Tadase)
Tadase: (dead)
Nemo: :DDD
Ikuto: (cancels charanari) Uh…I went to far again…didn't I?
Amy: …Yeah…you kinda did…
Ikuto: Crap…
Raindeer: … (nudges Tadase's body with her foot)
Tadase: (still dead)
Aqua: …What are we gonna do? Apple-chan's the only one who has reviving powers, and WHAT IS TAKING HER SO LONG?
Kitty: (sighs) I'll call her phone…while I'm at it, Amu, make out with Ikuto.
Amu: Bleh… (reluctantly starts kissing Ikuto)
~To the host club we go! :O~
Me: (phone rings) Hello?
Kitty: WHERE ARE YOU?
Me: …At the host club, where else?
Kitty: YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN BACK A LONG TIME AGO!
Me: …How long is that?
Kitty: Ugh, never mind…long story short, Tadase and Amu sang the Barbie song together and Ikuto got mad and he killed Tadase. You're the only one who can bring him back to life…
Me: Alright, alright, I'm on my way. (hangs up)
~Back to the others~
Me: Hey guys! What'd I miss? :D
Co-hosts/guest stars: YOU'RE BACK!
Me: Yes. Yes I am. So Kitty-chan said something about Tadase getting murdered… (trails off after seeing Amu and Ikuto making out) …Why?
Marian: …It was a dare.
Me: Oh, okay. (revives Tadase)
Tadase: Huh? What?
Nemo: …Hey, what took you so long at the host club?
Me: Well…
(Flashbacks :D)
Me: (opens the Third Music Room door and gets showered in rose petals)
Hosts: Welcome!
Me: …Nice circus cosplay. I never knew girls liked that kind of stuff, and I'm a girl myself. I'm not sure Rima would be happy though…
(Picture the host club like a circus with tightropes and juggling pins and everyone's dressed as something…circus-related… Tamaki is the ringleader, Kyouya is the…ringleader's assistant, Hikaru and Kaoru are clowns, Honey is the circus bear, Mori is another circus bear, and Haruhi is just…Haruhi)
Tamaki: Ah, a brand new customer, who isn't from Ouran. Well, my lovely maiden, who would you like to request? (puts on charming face)
Me: …Tamaki, I'm the one who sent Emo-chan and Girly-chan to you…
Tamaki: :O Oh, it's you! Emo-chan and Girly-chan have been doing very well!
Me: Well, say hello to Macho-chan!
Tamaki: Macho-chan…hm… Alright, I accept Macho-chan! (takes Macho-chan from me)
Me: (smiles) Glad you like it! (smile disappears from face and becomes serious) That will be 4000 yen.
Tamaki: W-what? B-but Emo-chan and Girly-chan were free!
Me: Listen, I had to go to the trouble of remodeling this certain room [T or D room] so it was round. It's the whole reason why I'm giving Macho-chan to you.
Kyouya: I'm sorry, but if this 'Macho-chan' costs as much as 4000 yen, we'll have to decline him.
Me: Aw, come on! I could've made the price higher…and 4000 yen isn't all that much!
Kyouya: Once again, I am sorry, but that's just the way it is.
Me: You money whore…
Hikaru: Aw, man! And I thought Macho-chan woulda been better than Girly-chan or Emo-chan! (eating marshmallows)
Kaoru: He's right. (also eating marshmallows)
Me: …Gah, where'd you get those marshmallows…?
Hikaru: Well…
(Flashback within a flashback :DD)
(Marshmallows suddenly come shooting at the host club)
Tamaki: WHAT IN THE WORLD? DID GOD BLESS US WITH THESE MARSHMALLOWS?
Hikaru & Kaoru: (off screen and laughing their butts off)
Haruhi: (sweatdrop)
Kyouya: I wonder how much I can sell these for…?
Honey: Marshmallows! Honey loves marshmallows! :3
Mori: … (silent as always)
Tamaki: GOD BLESSED US WITH THESE MARSHMALLOWS! WE MUST ACCEPT THEM AND EAT ALL 300 OF THEM! SO THAT MEANS THAT YOU TWO IDIOTS (points at Hikaru and Kaoru) MUST STOP LAUGHING AND START EATING!
Haruhi: …Senpai, we don't even know where these marshmallows came from…
Tamaki: IF WE DON'T KNOW, THEY MUST'VE CAME FROM HEAVEN!
Hikaru: (already stopped laughing) Tono, you can't just say that out of the blue.
Kaoru: There's no proof that all of these came from God. Why would God even send us marshmallows?
Kyouya: And stop yelling at the top of your lungs…baka.
Tamaki: Okay…but you never know! Maybe they DID come from God!
Hikaru & Kaoru: (look at each other) Ah, this guy is just…
Tamaki: START EATING!
Hikaru & Kaoru: Yes, Tono…
Haruhi: (sighs) Okay, I'll eat…
Honey: Marshmallows! I love marshmallows! :O
Mori: Mitsukuni. Remember to brush your teeth afterwards.
Honey: Hai, Takashi…
(End flashback within a flashback)
Hikaru & Kaoru: …And that's what happened.
Me: (trying to keep a straight face) Uh…
Tamaki: Like I said, you never know if you were blessed by God with marshmallows!
Kyouya: Anyways, back to the matter at hand, we are not going to spend 4000 yen on a worthless corner.
Tamaki: KYOUYA! MACHO-CHAN ISN'T WORTHLESS! (goes to Emo-chan)
Me: (suddenly gets an idea) Okay…you don't have to pay 4000 yen for Macho-chan if you don't want to…
Tamaki: (leaves Emo-chan) SO THAT MEANS THAT I CAN HAVE HIM FOR FREE?
Me: Not exactly 'for free'…
Tamaki: What…?
Me: You can have him…IF…I become Hikaru and Kaoru's client. :D
Tamaki: Oh…okay, go ahead. NOW GIMME MACHO-CHAN! (snatches Macho-chan from me and places him right next to Emo-chan and Girly-chan) Macho-chan, meet Emo-chan and Girly-chan…
Me: (sits down on one of the chairs)
Hikaru & Kaoru: (still eating marshmallows)
Me: … (starts ROFL)
All hosts: (look at me like I'm crazy)
Me: (wipes tears from eyes) Tamaki…I'll have to be honest with you…these marshmallows aren't from God.
Tamaki: What?
Hikaru & Kaoru: We told you, Tono!
Tamaki: How would you know that they weren't?
Me: (amused) 'Cause I witnessed where the marshmallows came from.
Tamaki: Well…WHERE? ARE YOU A FAIRY SENT DOWN FROM HEAVEN?
Me: YOU IDIOT, I JUST SAID THEY WEREN'T FROM GOD! AND I'M HUMAN! Or 'commoner' as you would put it…
Tamaki: …
Me: Listen, I highly recommend that you stop eating those marshmallows…
Honey: Why? Are they poisonous? (curious)
Me: I wouldn't say 'poisonous'…do you REALLY want to know what all of these marshmallows went through?
Hikaru & Kaoru: JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Me: Okay, okay… One of my friends- uh, I mean, one of my 'acquaintances'- had to crossdress into something extremely disturbing and stuff as many marshmallows as he can into his mouth…
Haruhi: …Okay, I think I'm sorta starting to understand the connection between your story and these marshmallows…
Me: Let me finish my explanation…after 300 marshmallows, he couldn't take it anymore and spit them all out at an incredible speed. As a result, they rocketed all the way to this host club. In other words, those marshmallows that you guys are eating are the exact same marshmallows…
Hikaru, Kaoru & Honey: (stop chewing the marshmallows and stare at me for 5 seconds before spitting them all out and gagging)
(Finally the end of the flashback -.-)
Me: It took a while for them to get over it…and after that Hikaru and Kaoru did the 'brotherly love' act and I started fangirling over the fact that I actually saw it in person and after I calmed down, Kitty-chan called me…
Everyone else: …O.o
Me: Well…bye. (goes for the exit)
Amy: Wait! Where are you going this time?
Me: When Kitty-chan called me, Hikaru and Kaoru weren't finished with their scene yet… I told them that I would be right back and they said that if I wasn't back within a half hour, they're cancelling me from their clients list… (leaves)
Marian: …And she's gone again. NOW TIME FOR KUTAU!
Utau: What the heck…Kukai, I have a '150% love that will never die and the fire will burn forever love' for you.
Kukai: (confused) That didn't make sense…
Utau: Whatever. -_-
Kairi: (standing behind a table full of foods and reluctantly throws a chocolate cake at Tadase)
Tadase: Hey! Sanjo-kun! (picks up a steak and throws it at Kairi)
Kairi: (ducks)
Nadeshiko: (gets hit by the steak)
~After food fight~
Yaya: (licking a lollipop)
Raindeer: (notices Yaya) CODE RED! CODE RED! WE HAVE A CRAZY GIRL EATING CANDY ON A STICK, OVER!
Nemo: Time to pull out the big guns!
Sammi, Aqua, Marian & Kitty: (take away all of Yaya's candy [A/N: It must be a lot if it requires 4 people to take it all away… ^^'])
Choco: Candy…
Amy: …confiscated!
Yaya: WHAAAAT? D:
Nemo: You can't have any more candy for the rest of the chapter, Yaya.
Yaya: NOOOOO! DDDDD:
Nagihiko & Rima: (look at each other)
Aqua: Well~? :D
Rima: …I feel irritated.
Nagihiko: Me too.
Choco: -_- When Puppy-chan said 'confess your feelings', she didn't mean confess what you're feeling right now.
Rima & Nagihiko: Whatever.
Sammi: Uh…sorry, Puppy-chan… ^^'
Nemo: Time for the last dare, which is actually quite funny. :D
Tadase: I don't want to slap Amu-chan in the face! T.T
Nemo: Does that mean that you want to hate her?
Tadase: N-no! I just-
Kitty: Just do it…
Tadase: Okay… (slaps Amu) I hate you, Amu-chan…
Amu: WHAT? (heart shatters)
Ikuto: TADASE!
Tadase: It…it was a dare…!
Amu: (heart is repaired) Oh, okay! ^^ As long as you don't really hate me…
Ikuto: -_-
Co-hosts/guest stars: Next review is from Meyumi-chan!
Heroo, Apple-chan! Not a lot of time here, but I'll fit in a review. Some of the humor made even the extremely tired me laugh.:) And made me realize that I am as much of a pervert as you. Since I never saw/read full metal alchemist, I thought og\f your 'third meaning' first. =-= But I loved the ponies and rainbows song! Thanks!
Also, glad to know I'm not the only Ikuto hater here. :)
Dares:
1. Ikuto, I want you to dress up in light pink oversized babywear and wear it all day-on streets, in stores, and what not holding a pink dog stuffed animal.
2. Skinny dip. All of the SC Cast. Guests/Apple-chan have hidden waterproof cameras even Ikuto doesn't notice. Play them all to the Cast afterwards and tell us what they think.
3. Have a raffle. Everyone switches charas with someone random. And then chara nari's with that chara to take care of a bunch of mysteriously appearing X-eggs. Name their attacks as well.
...you and Ikuto switch places. No one knows. Loser can never see their love interest for the rest of their life.
5. Send Ikuto to Yuri Hell.
6. Have a disgusting food eat off. Winner gets a prize to be determined by me when I review your next chapter-or if I'm at sleepaway camp when I get back. But I'll make it good, I promise.
Peace, Apple-chan!
Me: (comes back looking completely satisfied with the brotherly love) Thank you, Meyumi-chan! Peace! :P …And, uh, I don't watch Full Metal Alchemist either. ^^'
Raindeer: Oh, you're back.
Ikuto: Unfortunately.
Me: IKUTO! (poofs up a giant Dear Baby cosplay) Put this on. NOW.
Ikuto: Usually I'd go all, "NO WAY!" but being around you for 9 ½ chapters makes me realize that there's no point in resisting…
Me: Good boy, you've learned. Now put it on.
Ikuto: … (puts on the oversized Dear Baby cosplay)
Me: And here's a pink stuffed dog. (tries to give it to Ikuto)
Ikuto: Dogs are gross, no way.
Me: …Would you like to hold a pink rabbit then?
Ikuto: On second thought, I'll take the dog. (takes the dog)
Me: Now get out of this room and try to socialize in public.
Ikuto: …Wearing this?
Me: Of course.
Ikuto: … (goes out into the streets)
~After Ikuto is done 'socializing'~
Ikuto: (comes back looking like he ran into a pack of dogs)
Me: Let me guess… They thought you were a crazy guy who liked pink stuff so they beat you with sticks…
Ikuto: Bingo.
Me: One more thing…can you do a favor for me?
Ikuto: …Depends, is it for me to cuddle with Amu?
Amu: IN YOUR DREAMS, PERVERT!
Me: …No, not even close. Can you… (whispers the rest in Ikuto's ear)
Ikuto: …NO.
Me: (gets out chainsaw)
Ikuto: …Fine. (starts singing) La, la, la~ Lee, lee, lee~ I am the big pink bunny~
Everyone else: (burst out laughing)
Ikuto: I hate my life. -_-
Me: Yeah, I do too. (: [A/N: Before you start hunting me down, I'm just bluffing…]
Sammi: I TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS EMO!
Me: Okay…time for skinny dipping! ^^
SC cast: WHAT?
Me: You heard me!
Co-hosts/guest stars: You heard her!
Rima: But me and the crossdresser are still here at the bear's den… Does this mean we don't have to skinny dip?
Me: No, you still have to. I don't care where you are right now, I'll just install a pool at the den you're at. (installs a swimming pool)
Rima & Nagihiko: (stare blankly at their swimming pool)
Co-hosts/guest stars: (install a swimming pool for everyone else)
SC cast: I_I [A/N: This is a face that I made up. XD]
Me: …SKINNY DIP!
~After a very disturbing scene of skinny dipping~
Ikuto: I hate the water. -_- (sneezes)
Marian: (has recorded it all on her awesome camcorder)
Kitty: (lowers the projector screen)
Choco: (connects Marian-chan's camcorder to the projector and presses 'Play')
~After a few videos~
SC cast: IT BURNS! STOP THE VIDEO! TURN IT OFF!
Me: (turns off the projector) Okay… Now you have to exchange charas!
SC cast: NO!
Me: YES!
SC cast: NO!
Co-hosts/guest stars: YES!
SC cast: Fine…
~After raffle~
Me: (draws from raffle box) Amu gets Iru and Eru! (Amu: I guess it's not that bad…)
Sammi: (draws from raffle box) Ikuto gets Pepe! :D (Ikuto: WHAT? Pepe: Pepe doesn't want Ikuto, dechu~…)
Nemo: (draws) Tadag- Tadase gets Temari! :DDDD (Tadase: D: Oh… Ikuto: (laughs))
Marian: (draws) Utau gets Kusukusu! (Utau: Whatever. Kusukusu: (giggles))
Aqua: (draws) Kukai gets Rhythm! (Kukai: Alright! :D Rhythm: Yay!)
Kitty: (draws) Rima gets Daichi! (Rima: WHAT? Nagihiko: (smirks))
Choco: (draws) Nagihiko gets Ran, Miki, Su, and Dia! (Rima: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nagihiko: I'm not fazed…)
Raindeer: (draws) Yaya gets Kiseki! (Yaya: YAYA DOESN'T WANT THE BOSSY CHARA KING! D: Kiseki: WHO'RE YOU CALLING 'BOSSY CHARA KING', YOU PEASANT?)
Amy: And Kairi gets Yoru! (Kairi: Oh, alright. Yoru: -_- Out of all people, I had to get stuck with the gariben, nya~) [A/N: Gariben = Bookworm]
Me: Which leaves Nadeshiko…
Co-hosts/guest stars: Musashi! (Nadeshiko: Oh… Musashi: I despise women. -_-)
Me: Now charanari! Chop, chop!
SC cast: (charanari) My own heart: Unlock! Charanari: Amulet Angel/Baby Kitty/Hime King/Clown Singer/Rhythm Jack/Skateboard Clown/Secret Heart/Baby Prince/Black Samurai/Dancing Samurai!
Amu: Guys, there are a bunch of X-Eggs coming! Let's go!
Me: (standing on the sidelines with the co-hosts/guest stars eating popcorn) Amu, no one's gonna take you seriously when you're wearing that weird Lolita angel dress.
Amu: Fine… (changes into Amulet Devil)
Me: Much better.
Amu: Devil's Tune! (attacks)
Ikuto: Baby…uh…Lick…? (jumps up and licks an X-Egg)
Nemo: …Ew.
Tadase: Dancing Crown! (starts dancing rather suckishly)
Nemo: EW!
Kukai: Basketball Shoot!
Nemo: That's a lame attack name…
Utau: Unicycle Microphone! (takes her unicycle and starts singing into it like a microphone)
Nemo: Somehow, that just looks/sounds wrong…
Rima: Sports Juggle! (starts juggling a soccer ball, a basketball, a tennis ball, and a baseball)
Nemo: …No comment.
Yaya: Royal Toy! (starts shooting out a bunch of…royal toys)
Nemo: That looks contradictory.
Kairi: Sword Claw!
Nemo: …Lame.
Nadeshiko: You know what? I'm new around transforming with charas that aren't mine, so I'm not going to attack at all.
Nemo: Aw…
~After everyone has subdued the X-Eggs~
Nadeshiko: Nagihiko! Now!
Nagihiko: Negative Heart: Lock On! Open Heart!
X-Eggs: (get purified…go back to their owners…the usual)
Me: I don't know about you, but my favorite part of the whole fight was Nemo-chan's comments about their new attacks. :D
~After a bunch of complaints and de-transformations~
Tadase: Yo. The name's Tsukiyomi Ikuto. I used to be from Easter, but after the Guardians defeated Easter, I started to look for my old man.
Ikuto: Hello! My name is Hotori Tadase, the King's Chair of the Guardians. I love Hinamori Amu-chan, but I'm losing drastically to Tsukiyomi Ikuto…
Tadase: IKUTO-NIISAN! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!
Ikuto: Wow, you lost. That was quick.
Tadase: W-what? B-but-
Ikuto: Stop stuttering and face the truth, Kiddy King. You're not supposed to see Amu for the rest of your life.
Tadase: D:
Me: Tadase and Amu are in the same room, and we obviously need to continue on, so I'm just gonna… (kills Tadase and immediately revives him) He has a new life now, so he can see Amu again.
Tadase: Er…thanks…I guess…
Co-hosts/guest stars: (throw Ikuto into yuri hell)
Ikuto: (in yuri hell) HEY! LET ME OUTTA HERE!
Me: Sorry, kitty boy, but you're not able to get out until you witness the true horrors of yuri.
Ikuto: …Oh my god, YURI BURNS! IT'S DISGUSTING!
Me: …On second thought, I'm gonna leave him in there for a while. It's just too funny. :D
~After I grow bored of Ikuto's screams of yuri hell~
Me: (gets Ikuto back from yuri hell)
Ikuto: OH MY GOD. I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE.
Me: Tsukiyomi Ikuto scarred for life…can't picture it.
Ikuto: -_-
Me: (starts preparing burgers, French fries, chicken fat, and mudpies)
Sammi: Er… What are you doing?
Me: Preparing for the disgusting food eat-off! (finishes preparing) NOW EAT.
Co-hosts/guest stars: WHAT?
Me: Not you!
SC cast: WHAT?
~After eat-off~
SC cast: (all burp loudly)
Me: -_- Haven't your mothers taught you it's not polite to burp?
Ikuto: Says the chick who wanted us to have an eat-off in the first place…
Me: What was that?
Ikuto: Nothing…
Raindeer: Next review is from Pk Love Omega!
XD ahh, this is funny! ^^
Rima: admit it. We act alike xD in the anime at least..
Kukai: if Rima doesnt admit it..ATTACK!
everyone: give me a late bday gift?(;
Ikuto: Hii! X) be as kawaii as possible..
Nagi: feelings for anyone?
Yaya; of course..xD who can you relate to?(celebrities)
Amu: no lying! Admit it! Hair secret?
All Charas: who is the most kawaii chara(;
Tadase: get a haircut :P
Update!^^ arigato(:
Me: Thank you! ^^ And…uh…it's been a little more than a month since I updated… =.='
Rima: We do NOT act alike. Not in the anime or manga. -_-
Kukai: Ooh, Mashiro…ADMIT IT! (tackles Rima)
Rima: AAHHH! STOP, YOU'LL MESS UP MY HAIR! …FINE, YOU AND I ACT ALIKE! HAPPY?
Kukai: (stops attacking Rima) Very… (dusts himself off)
Choco: (takes out Santa's giant present bag) Please put your birthday presents in here.
~After presents~
Kitty: (looks in Choco-chan's bag) Let's see… A flashlight, a book about rabbits, a lollipop, a FAKE dollar bill, a blender, some tree seeds, a broom, a Seiyo school uniform, a tambourine, and Ikuto… Wait, what?
Me: IKUTO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?
Ikuto: (pops out of bag) I don't know, once I put my present in here, I felt like someone pushed me and I fell in here…
Amu: (whistling innocently)
Me: -_- Amu, I want to get rid of Ikuto as much as you do, but we need to CONTINUE! (takes Ikuto out of bag)
Ikuto: That was mean, Amu-koi…
Amu: I AM NOT YOUR KOI! THIS IS THE WHOLE REASON WHY I WANTED TO GIVE YOU AWAY!
Me: Amu, I'm pretty sure that Omega-chan loves Ikuto, but THAT IS NO REASON TO GET RID OF HIM! 'Cause we need him for this whole truth or dare segment!
Marian: (peers into bag) Not exactly the best presents, guys…
SC cast: HOW SHOULD WE KNOW SHE WANTED BIRTHDAY PRESENTS? WE WERE UNPREPARED!
Me: I'm just going to spice it up a bit… (puts in a stuffed bunny rabbit, an Ikuto plushie to replace the real Ikuto, and a pic of Ikuto wearing the Lunatic Charm outfit and stuffing marshmallows)
Aqua: (sends the bag to Omega-chan's house)
Ikuto: WHERE'D YOU GET THAT PIC?
Me: I took it when you weren't looking. :D And you're not being kawaii at all right now…
Sammi: Oh, come on, like I said, he's emo, there's no way he can be kawaii. :3
Ikuto: WHAT? I'LL SHOW YOU!
~After many epic fails of trying to be kawaii~
Ikuto: I…give…up…
Me: NO, NO, NO! YOU MUST NOT GIVE UP! THINK OF OMEGA-CHAN!
Ikuto: Not exactly helping…
Me: -_- (takes out cell phone and dials) Hello? Yes, I need help NOW. (hangs up)
Amy: Who did you just call?
Me: You'll find out soon enough…
Honey: Apple-CHAN! (glomps me) Do you want to have cake with me?
Ikuto: (pretty much catches onto my plan) You invited one of those hosts from that host club to train me to be kawaii…?
Me: Of course. Like Sammi-chan says, you're too emo. :3 (Sammi: Exactly!)
Honey: (sees Ikuto) You must be Iku-chan! (Ikuto: Iku-chan…?) Meet Usa-chan! (gives Ikuto Usa-chan)
Ikuto: Uh…hello…
Honey: Now let's go! (takes Ikuto's hand and leaves the room with him)
Ikuto: H-hey! Wait!
Me: Now while they're busy…Nagi?
Nagihiko: Well…there is this one girl…
Me: (gives Nagi the evil eye) Who…? JUST WHO?
Nagihiko: Er…
Aqua: -_- Great, now you just scared him and he's not gonna tell us.
Me: …Oops.
Yaya: Yaya can relate to Kanji Suito! :D
Amy: (sweatdrops) Who's that?
Me: It's probably just some celebrity she made up. Note that Kanji Suito sounds like 'Candy Sweet'. :3
Yaya: YAYA'S CELEBRITY IS CANDY!
Amu: AND MY HAIR IS NATURAL!
Me: It's bad to lie, Amu. :3
Amu: I'M NOT LYING!
Me: Sure, sure you aren't. :3
Amu: WHY I OUGHTTA-
Me: Calm down, pinky…
Amu: …
Pepe: Pepe is the most kawaii chara, dechu~ ^^
Ran: I think Su is the most kawaii.
All other charas except Pepe: (agree)
Pepe: WHAT, DECHU~!
Su: Thank you all, desu~ ^^
Pepe: YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT, DECHU~!
Su: ^^'
Me: (sends Tadase to the barber)
~After a haircut~
Everyone except Tadase: (visibly trying not to laugh)
Tadase: D: It looks ugly…
Ikuto: (comes back with Honey) No, duh.
Honey: IKU-CHAN! DO IT!
Ikuto: AMU-CHAN! (jumps into Amu's arms if that's even possible) Can we eat cake together? :3
Amu: Uh…
Ikuto: Okay, I'm done.
Me: (gives Honey some cake) Here's some cake if you go back to the host club. :3
Honey: CAKE! :D (leaves)
Choco: Next review is from characard!
Yay update call me Chara-chan, Chrisie-chan, or Card-chan and yay thumbs up for Rimahiko
ANYWAY
DARES YAY
Rima and Nagi do a photo shoot and they have 2 kiss for atleast half the photos
Ikuto do something really embarising and Amu comferts him
Kairi and Yaya have 2 be stuck insice a giant lollipop and eat there way out (they can magicaly breathe)
Utau goes to Kukai's school and has to announce that they're dating and sing a song for him
Nade and Nagi(dressed as Nadeshiko) go to the school and announce that there are 2 Nadeshikos and they believe that and freak
and finally Tadase has to dress up as a girl and go to a spa, and the make up they put on him has to stay for a week and his new name is tickle yes randomness anyway awsome story
i did not review be4 because i didn't have an account srry
Me: Okay! Glad you got an account now, Card-chan! ^^ (looks at Rimahiko) Now I'm gonna go call a photographer and cameras over there. You two get ready!
Rima: Why are we doing this again…? -_-
Kitty: We'll buy the newest Bala-balance gag comedy edition for you!
Rima: …Deal.
Nagihiko: Yay. :D
Rima: Excuse me?
Nagihiko: Nothing…
~After photo shoot~
Me: (looking through photos) I love all of these. :D Especially this one. :DDD (holds up a pic of a shirtless Nagi trying to cuddle with a very reluctant Rima)
Nagihiko & Rima: WHAT THE FRICK?
Ikuto: (wolf whistles)
Rima: (glares at Ikuto)
Nagihiko: (looks at Ikuto calmly) If you don't want to die, please don't whistle like that anymore…
Marian: (selling out pics of Rima and Nagihiko kissing) Kissing photos! Get your kisses here! There are only 10 of them, so don't miss out!
Rima: HEY YOU! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?
Marian: Selling your photos. :3
Rima: WHY?
Marian: 'Cause you took them at a photo shoot… Pictures taken at photo shoots need to be shown to the public!
Rimahiko fangirl #1: (buys a photo) EEK! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
Rimahiko fangirl #2: (looks at one of the photos and faints)
Rimahiko fangirl #3: IT'S MY DREAM COME TRUE!
Me: Yep, I can't believe I'm not dreaming… Wait, why are there fangirls here? SHOO, ALL OF YOU! (gets out a giant flyswatter and chases all fangirls away)
Ikuto: First a chainsaw, now a flyswatter…?
Me: No, I still have my beloved chainsaw. I just reserve the flyswatter for fans, and the chainsaw for you guys. :3
Ikuto: …
Me: … (pulls a rope and a bucket of water falls on Ikuto)
Ikuto: GAH!
Me: (pulls another rope and a bunch of zombies start chasing Ikuto)
Ikuto: AAAHHHHH! (runs away)
~After Ikuto is done being assaulted~
Amu: Poor Ikuto…
Me: (glint in eye) Why don't you go comfort him, then? Hm? ;)
Amu: Hm…maybe I should…
Me: Then go! (pushes Amu towards Ikuto)
Amu: (trips and lands on Ikuto who falls over)
Ikuto: (smirks after recovering from shock)
Amu: (blushes tomato red)
Ikuto: So…what were you going to say to me?
Amu: N-NOTHING! BAKA!
Ikuto: Same old Amu…
Amu: I'M NOT OLD!
Me: (poofs up a giant lollipop)
Yaya & Kairi: (randomly disappear)
Tadase: Where did Yuiki-san and Sanjo-kun go?
Yaya: (from inside lollipop) LET YAYA OUT OF HERE!
Me: (yells back) IF YOU WANT TO GET OUT, YOU GOTTA EAT YOUR WAY OUT!
Yaya: …YAY! :D (starts chomping)
Kairi: I guess I have no choice. (starts eating)
~After eating their way out~
Yaya: Oh… Yaya doesn't feel too good… (throws up all over Tadase)
Tadase: Ew…
Nemo: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: …Sammi-chan, would you mind giving Tadase a bath? ^^'
Sammi: WHY DO I ALWAYS GET TO DO THE BAD STUFF? (goes to get sponges and towels and a bucket of water)
Kairi: I see…so the reason why Ace threw up was because she was eating the majority of the lollipop… I only ate a few bites…
Me: Well you should've stopped her from eating too much!
Kairi: …
Me: Now time for Kutau!
Ikuto: I am completely against this!
Me: I'm completely against beating you up again! Oh wait, I'm not against that, I'M TOTALLY WILLING TO DO THAT AGAIN! So if you don't want me to do that, LET KUTAU GO ON!
Ikuto: Yes, sir…
Me: I'M NOT A SIR, I'M A MA'AM!
~At Seiyo Middle School~
Various students: Hey, hey…is that Hoshina Utau? Oh my god, it is her… What's she doing here?
Utau: (announces through microphone) …Hello.
All Utau fans at the middle school: OMG, SHE JUST GREETED US! :DD
Utau: …I'm pretty sure all of you know Souma Kukai… Just in case you don't, he's this guy standing right next to me… (points at Kukai)
Kukai: (speaks through microphone and waves) …What goes on, people?
Utau: And I am here today to announce… IAMKUKAISGIRLFRIEND.
All students except Kukai: ? What'd she just say…?
Utau: (sighs in aggravation) I SAID, I AM KUKAI'S GIRLFRIEND.
All students except Kukai: :OOO OMG!
Utau: Yeah, yeah… Now shut up so I can sing a song dedicated to him.
Kukai: I feel special. :D
Utau: (starts singing Teenage Dream by Katy Perry [A/N: Do not own])
~Back at truth or dare~
Ikuto: (being held back by everyone so he doesn't go to the middle school and kill a certain someone)
Amu: IKUTO, STOP STRUGGLING!
Ikuto: I'M GONNA KILL HIM!
Me: DON'T MAKE ME BEAT YOU UP…AGAIN!
Ikuto: (stops struggling)
Me: Good boy. (:
Kukai & Utau: (come back from the school)
Ikuto: You. Are. Dead. Kid.
Kukai: (gulps)
Me: Ignore him, he's bluffing. :3
Ikuto: I am not!
Me: (stares at him)
Ikuto: …Okay, I am…
Me: Yeah, I thought so.
Ikuto: But seriously, WHAT'S UP WITH THE 'BUILT A FORT OUT OF SHEETS' PART? YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO DO THAT WITH THE SOCCER BOY! WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!
Utau: -_- Ikuto, calm down, just because I sang that part doesn't mean that I actually did that with him.
Ikuto: Grr…
Nagiihiko: (comes out of the dressing room dressed as Nadeshiko)
Everyone except Nagihiko and Nadeshiko: …Whoa…
Nagihiko: (in Nadeshiko voice) What? Does it look bad on me?
Me: (stares) For a second there, I thought that YOU were Nadeshiko…
Nadeshiko: But I'm right here.
Me: I know, it's just that- OH, WHATEVER. JUST GO. (push the twins out the door)
~At school~
A bunch of 3rd graders: Hey, look! Nadeshiko-senpai is back! :D
5th graders: But who's the one who looks exactly like her by her side? O.o
Nadeshiko & Nagihiko: …Hi.
Nagihiko: There are 2 Nadeshikos, to tell the truth. I'm leaving now. (about to leave school)
Nadeshiko: Now, now, Nagi- I mean, Nadeshiko… You don't just say that out of the blue. It'll confuse people.
Nagihiko: So I'm a clone of you. What about it?
All students: C-Clone… EHHHHH?
Nagihiko: Yeah, and- I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! (takes his ribbon out of his hair and walks out of school)
All students: …Was that Nagihiko-sama? O.o
Nadeshiko: …Eh…long story… ^^' (leaves)
All students: …?
~Back to where we left off~
Everyone except Nadeshiko and Nagihiko: How'd it go?
Nadeshiko and Nagihiko: Horrible.
Everyone else: …
Tadase: (comes out of the dressing room dressed as a girl)
Ikuto: Pfft… (holding back laughter)
Me: I now pronounce your new name as 'Tickle'. :P
Tadase: Tickle?
Me: Yes, Tickle. (sends him to a spa)
~At the spa~
Spa manager or whatever you call it: WELCOME TO OUR SPA! :D I'M KAORI! HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
Tadase: Uh… Makeup? O.o
Kaori: ROGER! :D
~Later~
Everyone except Tadase: O_O
Tadase: (has really heavy makeup on)
Everyone else: (has a really weird face)
Tadase: …It's horrible, isn't it?
Me: …It hurts my eyes… (crying like Tadase's makeup is onions)
Amy: o.O I-It's something I can't put into words…
Me: Just say it makes you want to cry…
Nemo: (barfs in a random bucket) N…Next review is from…Miyuki Satomi… (face is green)
This is hilarious! okay DARES
Rima must act and cosplay like Rima from vampire knight, hairstyle included. P.s. that means no comedy, because Rima doesn't laugh.
Nagihiko, get a haircut.
Nadeshiko, Chara nari with rythum, and see if its the same as beat jumper.
Amu has to jump off the Eiffel tower. Ikuto, you are free to save her.
Ikuto, you versus me in tree climbing competition, if i can be on the show. No character change.
RimaHiko, you guys try clearing your weird reputation at that hotel.
TRUTHS
Yaya, who would you rather save, Kairi or a lolipop?
Kairi, can you swim?(If he can, push him into a body of water.)
Apple-chan(can i call you that?) What would you rather? See a RimaHiko play, or be the RimaHiko match maker?
Amu, Do you like sardines better, chicken, or beef?
Me: Thank you! ^^ Yes, everyone can call me Apple-chan. :D
Nagihiko: Rima-chan doesn't really need to try that hard to act like Vampire Knight Rima, she's already a lot like her. :P
Rima: WHAT'D YOU SAY, CROSSDRESSER?
Nagihiko: …See what I mean?
Rima: -_- (goes into the dressing room and comes out dressed like…Rima) …
Nagihiko: Can I torture her with Bala-Balance? :D
Me: Of course you can, Nagi. :D
Nagihiko: (does perfect pose of Bala-Balance) Bala-Balance!
Rima: (trying desperately not to laugh)
Nagihiko: (does it again) Bala-Balance! :D
Rima: (initiating self-control)
~Several Bala-Balances later~
Rima: (can't hold it in anymore and laughs out loud) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Hm? Rima laughed when Nagihiko did Bala-Balance…? ;)
Rima: (stops laughing) What are you implying? -_-+
Me: Oh, nothing…it's just that you just failed in acting like Vampire Knight.
Rima: WHAT? BUT THE CROSSDRESSER WAS-
Me: I don't wanna hear it.
Rima: (glares at Nagi and takes out a giant pair of scissors) I am so gonna chop off that super long hair of yours…
Nagihiko: Uh oh… (starts running away)
Rima: YOU GET BACK HERE! (chases Nagi)
Me: Eh…while they're busy with that…Nadeshiko?
Nadeshiko: My own heart: Unlock! Charanari: Beat Jumper!
Everyone else except Rima and Nagi: O.O
Nadeshiko: (uses Nagihiko's voice) What?
Me: You know, for a second there, I thought you were Nagihiko and the other Nagihiko was a phony…if that just made any sense…
Nagihiko: (hair has been chopped off by Rima) Should I be offended by that?
Me: No… (poofs Amu to the Eiffel Tower)
~At the Eiffel Tower~
Amu: AM I REALLY SUPPOSED TO JUMP OFF HERE? (standing at the top of the tower)
Me: (over a random loudspeaker that only Amu notices) YES, NOW DO IT!
Amu: (sighs) Goodbye world… (jumps off) AAAAAHHHHHHH!
~Back to the others~
(Amu jumping off the Eiffel Tower is being seen on a gigantic monitor)
Ikuto: AMU! NO!
Me: Dude, if it'll make you happy, go ahead and save her from her doom…
Ikuto: POOF ME TO THE EIFFEL TOWER RIGHT NOW!
Me: (poofs Ikuto to where Amu is)
~Back to the Eiffel Tower~
Amu: AAAHHHHH!
Ikuto: AMU! DON'T WORRY, I'LL CATCH YOU!
Amu: (lands on Ikuto and is perfectly unharmed) Huh? Ikuto? What are you doing here?
Ikuto: (feeling extreme pain) O-Oh…you know…having my internal organs crushed…
Amu: Sorry…
~Back to the others~
Amu & Ikuto: (come back)
Me: (talking on the phone) WHAT'D YOU JUST CALL ME? … WHY YOU LITTLE- … SHUT UP! (hangs up the phone angrily)
Amu: …What was that all about?
Kitty: (sighs) Well, you see…
Flashbacks :D
Everyone in the room: (see Amu land on Ikuto in the Eiffel Tower fiasco on the monitor and wince) That's gotta hurt…
Me: (sighs) I'll go call an ambulance… (dials 911) Yes, I'd like to call an ambulance please… A pink-haired girl landed on a 17-year-old boy who likes cats, thus crushing his spine… Wait, why are you laughing? It's true! STUPID IDIOT! …WHAT'D YOU JUST CALL ME? … WHY YOU LITTLE- … SHUT UP! (hangs up the phone angrily)
End of Flashback
Me: (irritated) Well, what are we standing around here for? We have tons of dares to do!
Satomi: (comes in) HELLO! ^^
Ikuto: Why do I gotta compete with you in a tree-climbing contest?
Satomi: What? Are you chicken? ;D
Ikuto: Of course not… I mean, it's so obvious that I would win…
Satomi: Prove it. ;D
Ikuto: You're on.
Sammi: (plants tree seeds and puts instant growth powder)
Trees: (grow instantly)
Marian: Ready, set…GOAT!
Ikuto: (starts climbing)
Satomi: YOU CHEATER!
Ikuto: What? Oh wait, oops… (climbs down)
Marian: Ready, set…SASHIMI!
Satomi & Ikuto: …DUDE.
Marian: What? I'm hungry… -.-
Raindeer: …Ready, set, go.
Satomi: (starts climbing)
Ikuto: Wait, I wasn't ready yet! (starts climbing)
~After 5 minutes~
Satomi: HA! I WIN! :D
Ikuto: (glares) Only because you had a head start because SOMEBODY just said 'go' out of the blue. (turns to glare at Raindeer-chan)
Raindeer: :P
Satomi: Silly Ikuto, it's important to be ready in case something like that happens. :3
Ikuto: (glares harder)
Satomi: Well then…bye, Ikuto! (leaves)
Me: :D Ah, Satomi-chan's a nice girl…
Ikuto: Not…
Me: (bonks Ikuto on the head and poofs Rima and Nagi to the hotel)
~At the hotel~
Fred: Hey, Joe… Check out who's here.
Joe: Huh? (looks and sees Rima and Nagi in front of the reception desk) Oh, great… Those two again.
Fred: (goes over to them) What do you guys want this time?
Rima: To clear our reputation at this very hotel.
Nagihiko: Um…Rima-chan…I don't think you should tell them that… ^^'
Rima: And why shouldn't I?
Nagihiko: You'll jinx it… It'll be even harder for us to clear our reputation now… ^^'
Rima: You actually believe in jinxing?
Fred and Joe: (watching Rima and Nagihiko argue)
Fred: …You guys are so flirting…
Rima and Nagihiko: WE ARE NOT!
Joe: Yeah you are…
Rima: WHY DOES EVERYBODY SAY THAT?
Fred: Haven't you heard? In modern days, whenever 2 people of the opposite sex argue, it just means they like each other.
Rima: Dude, that only happens in animes/mangas…
Fred: …Not necessarily.
Joe: Sorry about Fred, he's a male otaku.
Fred: I AM NOT! YOU LIAR!
Joe: Oh yeah?
Fred: YEAH! ALL I DO IS SPEND MY FREE TIME READING MANGA AND WATCHING ANIME! HOW IS THAT LIKE AN OTAKU?
Joe, Rima and Nagihiko: …
Nagihiko: This guy is totally oblivious to what an otaku actually is…
Rima: Without a doubt.
~Back to the others~
Everyone else: (watching Rimahiko on a monitor)
Me: …It's going to take a while for them to actually be able to do that dare. And that Fred guy seriously doesn't know what 'otaku' means.
Yaya: …Um…Yaya would save candy instead of Class Prez!
Kairi: Ace, is that true?
Yaya: YES! AND IT'S YAYA, NOT ACE!
Kairi: … (leaves)
Everyone else except Rimahiko: YAYA!
Yaya: Yes?
d
Choco: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?
Yaya: Because it's true!
Kitty: WELL WHY'D YOU SAY THE TRUTH?
Yaya: Um… Because Yaya's honest? D:
Me: (facepalm) It's better to lie than to severely hurt someone else's feelings, Yaya…at least, that's my opinion…
Kairi: (comes back looking glum)
Yaya: DDD: YAYA'S SORRY, KAIRI-KUN!
Kairi: …
Nemo: :D He's not going to forgive you anytime soon, Yaya…
Yaya: :'(
Amy: Nemo-chan, you're really an evil person deep down, aren't you? ^^'
Nemo: Hehehehe…
Me: So, Kairi, do you know how to swim?
Kairi: …Of course.
Me: Okay then… (poofs up a giant swimming pool and immediately pushes Kairi into it)
Kairi: (struggles to stay up on the water's surface) WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Me: You're being OOC, Kairi…and you said you knew how to swim. ^^
Kairi: …
Musashi: …Kairi said that to preserve his dignity.
Me: (pretends to gasp) You mean…you lied about that?
Kairi: …
Musashi: Yes. Kairi, I am very disappointed in you. A samurai does not lie, even if it prevents them from embarrassment.
Kairi: …I apologize, Musashi…AND CAN SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE?
Me: (pulls Kairi out of the swimming pool, gives him a towel, and makes the swimming pool disappear)
Yaya: Have you forgiven Yaya, Class Prez? :D
Kairi: …
Yaya: D:
Me: And I don't know if I'd rather be the matchmaker of Rimahiko or see a Rimahiko play… I'm okay with both of them… Maybe I'll do both. :D
Amu: …I like beef. Sardines are gross.
Me: D: AMU! HOW CAN YOU LIKE BEEF BETTER THAN CHICKEN?
Amu: I just do.
Me: WHY?
Amu: Look, everyone has their own tastes.
Me: …Fine. At least you're right about the sardines. T.T Now it's time for Ama Sohma Mashiro Fujisaki! :D
X) I am sooo glad n1 h8's mi ^^
Anyways here r tha dares;
Ikuto; What to do...
Cosplay as Barbie and sing The Barbie world song. U kno tha 1's dat goes lik, 'Im a barbie girl in a barbie world'
Purple-Chan; luuuv ur stories! Can i call u dat Purpledancer?
Amu; Scare tha F**k out of Ikuto again. Anyway u want, then Kukai 2 ur enjoyment, kick Ikuto off a cliff in to a jagged rock sea. And if u dont die Ikuto, i will come with Chainsaw-chan and kill u myself ^^
Nagi; 'Rape' Rima in a Private room. (dont say this to them, but instal the webcam into tha room that is in this letter. So every1 could watch!Oh and the reason i say 'rape' bcuz i kno Rima wants it.)
Kari; Stop being a smart ass lik Otoo 4rom OHSHC and let lose 4 once. So act like Tama-chan 4rom OHSHC
Nade-chan; Rape Tadase in a Private Room (instal tha same camera again in there p.r)
I WANT 2 GUEST STAR 4 LIF!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I am selfish arent i X(
Every1 else, make out with ur would b Gf\Bf
Srry 4 tha plane ride! Hp u feel better 4 tha rest of tha trip!
Oh and as a gift, u can make up ur own dare 4 Ikuto and make sure u toture him 2 get a good laugh out! And I am giving u tha Chainsaw 5000
That can cut anything and it has a laser attached 2 it! ^^
Hp u lik my gift!
(And thnx u Tadamu luver! I think she was metioned in this chappie rite?)
And thnx to u Apple-chan, u hv gotten mi out of my depression state with this crackfic!
My Best Wishes
-Ama H.S
P.s hp u come bac soon! and every item is inclosed with this letter. And here is a cookie with Nagi's face on it. *gives cookie* ^^ oh and nice dares Rising-chan (can i call u dat?)
Ama: (comes in) X)
Me: I LOVE THE CHAINSAW 5000! Especially the laser. :D
Ikuto: I am not going to be Barbie-ized. -_-
Ama: YES YOU ARE! (tackles Ikuto with a Barbie costume)
Ikuto: AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Ama: (finishes forcing Ikuto into the Barbie costume)
Everyone else: O_O…
Ikuto: Don't hold it in, just laugh if you wanna laugh. -_-
Everyone else: …HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Rima and Nagihiko: (come back in) …Why?
Me: (finally stops laughing) Ikuto…Barbie…Pfft… :D
Rima and Nagihiko: …HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ikuto: -_- Alright, no more laughing.
Me: But Ikuto, you gave us permission to laugh. D:
Ikuto: …I DON'T F***ING CARE.
Me: (gasps) IKUTO! WATCH THAT MOUTH OF YOURS! WE HAVE MINORS IN HERE!
Ikuto: …I DON'T F***ING CARE.
Me: …Can you say anything else besides 'I don't f***ing care'?
Ikuto: …I DON'T F***ING CARE.
Me: … (stabs Ikuto with my Chainsaw 5000 laser)
Ikuto: (malfunctions)
Me: …Wait, what? How can a human malfunction? Unless…THIS THING IS A ROBOT! WHERE'S THE REAL IKUTO?
Ikuto: (is standing in the shadows so no one can see him)
Me: (spots Ikuto) THERE YOU ARE!
Ikuto: …Crap. (runs away)
Me: SEIZE HIM, GIRLS!
All co-hosts and guest stars: (chase after Ikuto with weapons and rope)
~After we finally tie Ikuto up and force him into the Barbie cosplay~
Ama: (places a microphone in front of the tied-up Ikuto) NOW SING!
Ikuto: …No.
Me: (holds up the Chainsaw 5000 threateningly)
Ikuto: … (starts singing badly)
I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world
Life in plastic
It's fantastic
You can brush my hair
And dress me everywhere
Imagination
That is your creation
(See above for full song's lyrics)
Ikuto: I'm done.
Ama and me: …THAT'S IT?
Ikuto: Whaddaya mean 'that's it'? That was a lot of singing for me…
Me: (glare) (glare) (glare) (sighs) Fine, you win. Amu?
Amu: Yeah?
Me: Do your dare.
Amu: …Okay. (kicks Ikuto off a cliff with jagged rocks at the bottom)
Kukai: OI! HINAMORI, THAT WAS MY JOB!
Amu: I'M SORRY!
Kukai: Grr…
Amu: (pretends to not care)
Ikuto: (climbs back up the cliff) I'm…still alive…
Ama: (takes Chainsaw-chan) GRAAAAAAHHHHH! (chases Ikuto around and catches up to him and saws his head off)
Me: … (looks at Sammi-chan)
Sammi: Yeah, yeah, I know. 'Please clean up the blood'… Seriously, why am I the janitor? (gets a bucket of water and a towel)
Me: Hehe… ^^' Anyways, Rima, Nagi, both of you go into the private room- How come you guys aren't at the bear's den?
Rima: Oh, you finally noticed? We came back here halfway.
Me: …WHATEVER. (pushes Rima and Nagi into the private room, locks it, and secretly installs the webcam) Hey, everyone! Wanna see what Rimahiko's doing inside that room?
Everyone else except Yaya and Kairi: :OOO WE DO!
Yaya: (depressed) Yaya is hated…by the class president…
Kairi: …
Me: Yaya, Kairi, you guys gotta see the recording too.
Yaya: T-T
Kairi: …
Me: Will you guys just make up already?
Yaya: T-T
Kairi: …
Me: …Kairi, you're supposed to act like Tamaki from Ouran. Tamaki is someone who forgives easily.
Kairi: … (pretends to be Tamaki) Oh, don't worry, Yaya! You are forgiven! (gives Yaya a red rose)
Yaya: O-O Well, if Kairi-kun says so…
Marian: APPLE-CHAN! RIMA AND NAGI AREN'T DOING ANYTHING!
Me: …Tell them that if they don't get into bed with each other right this instant…they will be spanked. }:D
Aqua: …We can't, we're not supposed to tell them there's a webcam…
Me: …Just 'accidentally' walk in on them and 'be shocked' at how they're not even cooperating, and scold them.
Ama: (goes into the private room and pretends to be surprised) GUYS! WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING! YOU'LL BE SPANKED IF YOU DON'T GET INTO BED TOGETHER! (comes back into public room) How was that? :D
Me: Pretty good. :D
Ikuto: Crazies.
Ama and me: WHAT WAS THAT, IKUTO!
Ikuto: …Nothing.
Me: That's what I thought you said. -_-+
Ama: Grr…
Raindeer: Rimahiko Rape progress is finally being made, Apple-sama!
Me: Good! What are they doing in bed?
Kitty: …Sleeping…
Me: …
Kairi: A true prince would never behave so disgustingly to a girl! I must switch with Nagihiko; I'll show Rima what a true prince acts like!
Me: …Kairi, you know Tamaki's a total idiot, right?
Kairi: I know that. But he's also a charming prince who acts that way towards all of his guests.
Me: KAIRI! NO BREAKING OUT OF CHARACTER!
Kairi: (pretends to be shocked and crouches in the shadows being emo) She's…scary…
Me: … (barges into the private room and yells in Rima and Nagi's ears) GUYS! WAKE UP! TADASE AND NADESHIKO NEED THEIR TURN IN RAPING!
Nagihiko: (wide awake) Nadeshiko…? Hotori-kun…? (dark aura)
Me: Uh… (pushes Rimahiko out of the private room and pushes Tadashiko into the private room) Have fun in there, Tadase! :D (locks the door) The webcam's still on, right?
Rima and Nagihiko: What webcam?
Me: …Um… It's just a webcam, there's nothing special about it. ^^'
Rima: Suspicious…
Nagihiko: Apple-chan, that was a horrible lie… At least make it more convincing…
Me: But it's true! D:
Rima: (dark aura) Could it be that there's something recorded on the webcam that you don't want us to see…?
Everyone else except Nagihiko: NO! NO, THAT'S NOT IT!
Nagihiko: Then why won't you let us see it?
Me: Uh… Um… Eh… (distracts Nagihiko) Oh my god, Tadase's kissing Nadeshiko! :O
Nagihiko: WHAT? THAT'S IT, I'M GOING IN THERE! COME ON, RIMA-CHAN!
Rima: Wait! Weren't we supposed to find out what-
Nagihiko: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE STUPID WEBCAM! (knocks the private room's door down and runs inside the private room)
Me: :D Plan 'Distract Nagihiko' was successful.
Sammi: Just one problem though… Tadase and Nadeshiko are just talking; they're not kissing. What are you going to do once Nagihiko finds out that you lied?
Me: (shrugs) I'll just say that Tadase was touching Nadeshiko in a very inappropriate spot.
Aqua: …That's dirty.
Me: Thank you. :D
(Yelling is heard inside the private room)
Tadase: FUJISAKI-KUN, I WAS NEVER KISSING HER!
Nagihiko: I DON'T CARE! WHAT WERE YOU DOING TO HER?
Tadase: WE WERE JUST TALKING!
Nagihiko: LIKE I'M GOING TO BELIEVE THAT!
(In the midst of all that, Rima and Nadeshiko have left the private room and have joined us)
Me: Aren't you two supposed to try to stop that fight?
Rima: Nah, it's too troublesome.
Nadeshiko: Once Nagihiko gets overprotective, it's very hard to calm him down.
Tadase: (runs out of the private room) HELP ME!
Me: W-what happened?
Tadase: Fujisaki-kun's chasing me with a rocket cannon!
Nagihiko: YOU GET BACK HERE, HOTORI!
Tadase: AAAAHHHHH! (runs away)
Nagihiko: (comes bounding out of the private room and chases Tadase) I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Nadeshiko: …See what I mean?
Me: Yeah, I get you. Now once Nagihiko has calmed down and Tadase has recovered from his trauma… Rima, you make out with Nagihiko, and Nadeshiko, you make out with Tadase. (looks at the rest of the SC cast) You guys do the same, too. …And where did Nagihiko get that rocket cannon?
Kairi: (has stopped acting like Tamaki and has resumed his silence)
Yaya: But Kairi-kun's stopped acting like Tama-tan…and he still hasn't forgiven Yaya yet… T-T
Me: If you didn't want him to be mad at you, you shouldn't have said what you said.
Yaya: D': BUT YAYA DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET HIM!
~Once Nagihiko has stopped chasing Tadase~
Me: (points to the sky to proclaim) Now all of you make out with your respective boyfriend/girlfriend!
(Major yet awkward make-out scene except for Kaiya)
Me: (notices Kaiya not making out) MAKE OUT, YOU GUYS.
Yaya and Kairi: …
Me: (sighs) Guess it can't be helped. Ama, Choco, both of you come over here. Yaya and Kairi aren't planning on making out anytime soon, so maybe you should give them a little push…? ;)
Ama: OF COURSE, APPLE-SAMA! (grabs Yaya's head)
Choco: OKAY! (grabs Kairi's head)
Ama and Choco: (push Yaya and Kairi's heads into each other)
Me: And since I have the gift of creating my own dare… AMUTO! STOP MAKING OUT!
Amu: FINALLY!
Ikuto: What? Me and Amu were finally about to get rough.
Me: …Ikuto, you SICKO. I'd rather have both of you keep on making out-
Ikuto: Then let us.
Me: (glares at Ikuto for interrupting) But I wanna test my brand new Chainsaw 5000 on a certain someone… ;D (looks at Ikuto meaningfully)
Ikuto: …NO.
Me: WHY NOT?
Ikuto: 'CAUSE I'M NOT A CHAINSAW MANNEQUIN/DUMMY.
Me: … (starts chasing Ikuto with my Chainsaw 5000 in full blast while eating a cookie with Nagi's face on it)
All co-hosts: The next review is from Midnight-Cross!
wkwkwkwkwk! nice update and thx 4 adding me in :P
i have other dares
TADASE! be saaya's boyfriend for the rest of the year!(mwahahahaha I HATE YOU TADAFAG ,oops Sorry i meant TADAGAY!wait neither way it hurts you so... DIEEEE! )
Rimahiko Make out and dont stop until i told you to
make the Sc guys except tadafag Sing Worlwide by Big Time Rush :P
Utau Never hurt me or creep me out
Kukai thx 4 the kiss ^^
Apple -chan let me still be a guest 'kay plss ^^!
love you'r stories
p.s : i like Nemo-chan she hates Tadagay ^^
Me: Thank you! (still chasing Ikuto around)
Tadase: But I don't want to be Yamabuki-san's boyfriend! T-T
Cross: Well too bad, Tadafag!
Tadase: T-T
Saaya: (comes in) OHOHOHOHO! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YAMABUKI SAAYA HAS ARRIVED! OHOHOHOHOHO!
Ikuto: (not chased around by me anymore) What an annoying laugh…
Utau: She laughs way too much…
Saaya: WHAT? HOW DARE YOU! MY LAUGH IS BEAUTIFUL! OHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Rima: (takes out random earmuffs and covers her ears with them)
Amu: Rima, that's so not fair! I want earmuffs too!
Rima: (takes out another pair of earmuffs) Got an extra. (gives it to Amu)
Amu: Thank you, Rima! ^^ You're my best friend ever in the whole wide world!
Rima: An even better friend than the crossdresser?
Nagihiko: (offended) Hey!
Saaya: AH, TADASE-SAMA! HOW ODD THAT WE MEET HERE. THIS MUST BE OUR DESTINY.
Tadase: Um…Yamabuki-san…
Saaya: Once we start dating, we will kiss everyday and we will eventually get married. And when we die, we die together so our graves will be next to each other for all eternity.
Nadeshiko: …She's creepy.
Rima: Ain't that the truth…
Me: So, Nadeshiko…are you jealous?
Nagihiko: (perks up) Jealous…?
Nadeshiko: Um…well, maybe a little bit.
Nagihiko: …HOTORI! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Saaya: NO! TADASE-SAMA IS MINE! YOU MUSN'T LAY A FINGER UPON HIM! TADASE-SAMA IS THE KING, AND I AM HIS QUEEN!
Tadase: (character changes) HAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S RIGHT, FILTHY PEASANTS! I AM NO PRINCE! I AM A KING!
Me: …Alright, who said the p word?
Cross: (points at Rima and Nagihiko) NOW YOU TWO, MAKE OUT!
Rima: We just made out like 5 minutes ago!
Cross: I DON'T CARE! DO IT AGAIN! IF YOU DID IT ONCE, YOU OBVIOUSLY CAN DO IT AGAIN!
~After a Rimahiko make-out scene~
Rimahiko: (still reluctantly making out)
Cross: …STOP!
Rimahiko: (immediately stop)
Cross: (pats both of them on the head) Good job, you two. ^^ (looks at Nagihiko) Now sing Worldwide with Ikuto, Kukai, and Kairi.
Nagihiko: What about Hotori-kun?
Cross: He doesn't deserve to sing with you guys. ^^
Nagihiko: …Okay.
Wait a minute,
Before you tell me anything
How was your day?
'Cause I been missing
You by my side, yeah
Did I awake you out of your dreams
I'm sorry but I couldn't sleep
You calm me down
There's something 'bout
The sound of your voice
I-I-I-I'm never, never
Never as far away as it may seem
Soon we'll be together
We'll pick up right where we left off
Paris, London, Tokyo,
It's just one thing that I gotta do
Hello, tuck you in every night on the phone
Hello, tuck you in every night
And I can hardly take another goodbye
Baby won't be long
And you're the one that I'm waiting on
Hello, tuck you in every night on the phone
Helloooooo
Girl, I'll be thinking about you
Worldwide
Worldwide
Worldwide
Girl, I'll be thinking about you
Worldwide
Worldwide
Worldwide
Girl, I'll be thinking about you
Yes, I may have met a million
Pretty girls that know my name
But don't you worry
'Cause you have my heart
It ain't easy
To keep on moving
City to city
Just get up and go
But the show must go on
So I need you to be strong
I-I-I-I'm never, never
Never as far away as it may seem
No never
Soon we'll be together
We'll pick up right where we left off
Paris, London, Tokyo,
It's just one thing that I gotta do
Hello, tuck you in every night on the phone
Hello, tuck you in every night
And I can hardly take another goodbye
Baby, won't be long
And you're the one that I'm waiting on
Hello, tuck you in every night on the phone
Helloooooo
Girl, I'll be thinking about you
Worldwide
Worldwide
Worldwide
Worldwide
Worldwide
Worldwide
Girl, I'll be thinking about you
Oh, wherever the wind blows me
You're still the one and only
Girl on my mind
Baby, know there ain't no one better
Worldwide
So always remember
Worldwide
Always remember: girl, you're mine
Paris, London, Tokyo,
It's just one thing that I gotta do
Hello, tuck you in every night on the phone
Hello, tuck you in every night
And I can hardly take another goodbye
Baby, won't be long
And you're the one that I'm waiting on
Hello, tuck you in every night on the phone
Helloooooo
Girl, I'll be thinking about you
Worldwide
Worldwide
Worldwide
Girl, I'll be thinking about you
Worldwide
Worldwide
Worldwide
Girl, I'll be thinking about you
Worldwide
Yes I may
Meet a million
Pretty girls that know my name
But don't you worry
'Cause you have my heart
Cross: (clapping very loudly) BRAVO! BRAVO!
Tadase: (looks jealous) I wish I could've sung with them…
Cross: WELL TOO BAD!
Saaya: TADASE-SAMA! THEY'RE THE ONES WHO SHOULD BE JEALOUS, SINCE YOU HAVE ME! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Tadase: (sweatdrop) Yamabuki-san…
All guest stars: The next review is from x-xMusicIsMyLifex-x!
Hey apple-chan ur stories r hilarious and May I plz be a guest
Amu: make out with ikuto for one whole day ;D sorry tadase I'm an amuto fan .
And u have to enjoy it. I have more for u. Go on a fancy dinner and ikuto propose to her and she has to accept. And have ur honeymoon in Vegas :D
Apple-chan: take away macho chan and leave em with NO chan.:]
Ikuto : uve been through alot so ima give u a break and take u away from the fan girls.
Tadase: dress like a girl with the wig and everything don't tell the SC cast and date a random guy from a shop and reveal ur self to him and the cast after u guys kiss :D
Kukai: make out with Utau.
Utau: admit u love Kukai and tell a 1000 word poem about how much u love him.
Rima : get a coconut from a palm tree and throw it at nagikhos head multiple times x]
Naghiko: u can beat up tadase all u want and u can revive him then kill him again all u wish. And be a playboy while handcuffed to rima.
Nadeshiko: dress up as a banana and yell loud enough for aliens to hear I'M A BANANA! and sing the song.
Guests and apple-chan: eat a large bowl of wasabi without water (not including me)xD
Tadase: send him to Russia and see how he does there alone without kiseki.
Everyone: destroy a random house ( tadases ) don't let him know about it and act innocent.
That's a lot sorry ^ ^'
Me: It's okay! ^^
Music: (comes in)
Amu: I AM NOT MAKING OUT WITH IKUTO…AGAIN!
Ikuto: (smirks) Amu, you know you love my lips.
Amu: PERVERT! I DO NOT!
Ikuto: Whatever, my little kitten. Just stay put so I can give you more pecks. (holds Amu's face in his hands and leans into her face)
Amu: (red as a tomato)
Choco: GET A ROOM, YOU TWO!
Ikuto: We are in a room…
Me: Just let it go, Choco-chan, I'd love to see this… (sits down and eats a bag of popcorn)
~A day later~
Amuto: (finish making out)
Everyone else: (wakes up)
Amu: ALL OF YOU FELL ASLEEP?
Me: You didn't notice?
Amu: NO, 'CAUSE A CERTAIN STUPID CAT WAS KEEPING ME BUSY!
Ikuto: In other words, you liked it, didn't you, Amu? ;)
Amu: AAAHHH! NO!
Cross: Tadafag couldn't sleep though. ^^
Tadase: (eyes are wide open like a zombie)
Me: Which reminds me…it just occurred to me, but…Cross-chan, are you allowed to call Tadase 'Tadafag'? 'Cause I've just remembered isfpkitten's command:
noone on the show is allowed to call tadase gay or tadagay ever again
Cross: …REJECT. OR ELSE MY JOY WILL DISAPPEAR. :'(
Me: Okay! :D Sorry, isfpkitten!
Nemo: YES! (glares at Tadase) YOU'RE GAY! GAY, GAY, GAY!
Tadase: (gets stabbed by an arrow each time Nemo-chan calls him gay)
Ikuto: Changing the subject, Amu, you obviously enjoyed the kiss.
Amu: DID NOT!
Ikuto: It's written all over your face.
Amu: …
Ikuto: Speechless, my little kitty? That just further proves you loved it. ;)
Amu: …YOU!
Ikuto: Me what? ;) Don't make me drag you on a date to a high-class restaurant.
Amu: YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
Ikuto: Oh, I would. (drags Amu to a restaurant)
~At the restaurant~
Amu: Mm, this stuff is good. (stuffs her face)
Ikuto: Would you like to eat this kind of stuff everyday?
Amu: DANG RIGHT I WOULD! (continues stuffing her face)
Ikuto: Marry me and you would.
Amu: Okay…wait, WHAT?
Ikuto: You heard me.
Amu: N-no way!
Ikuto: You already said yes.
Amu: I CHANGED MY MIND!
Ikuto: Amu, in the world of love, there is no such thing as 'changing your mind'. We'll have our honeymoon in Vegas.
Amu: …Where's that?
Ikuto: (facepalm) Nice job to kill the marriage mood, Amu…and you should at least know where Vegas is…
Amu: I'm horrible at geography!
Ikuto: That's no excuse, Amu.
~Back to the others~
Me: Ikuto proposes to her in the weirdest way I've ever seen…
Amy: And those two squabble right after Ikuto's proposal? Nice couple you got there…
~At the wedding~
Kairi: (being the rabbi again) I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Amu and Ikuto: (kiss)
Everyone in the audience: (cheers)
~Back to Truth or Dare~
Nemo: (mutters to self) Amu and Ikuto think they can get away with all these dares for them just because they're in Vegas… THINK AGAIN, AMUTO!
Cross: (watching from a distance) Nemo-chan's scary…
Me: It's official. She's the evil one of the group. And Macho-chan's already gone now. Since we're bringing in NO-chan now… (poofs the room to have corners again) The room isn't going to be round anymore.
Tadase: NO-chan?
Me: Yes, NO-chan. Anyways, I wonder how Tamaki's doing with the rest of the corners…
~At the host club~
Tamaki: (in Macho-chan)
Hikaru: Tono, did Haruhi steal another regular guest from you? Suck it up, man.
Kaoru: Yeah, you've been hanging out in Macho-chan for too long. Emo-chan and Girly-chan are starting to get lonely.
~Back to the others~
Me: Tadase, are you done putting it on?
Tadase: (in the dressing room) Yes…
Me: Then come on out!
Tadase: No…it's humiliating…
Me: If you come out now, I promise you that I won't tell anyone about this. But if you don't come out now, I'm going to take a picture with my cell phone and post it on Facebook.
Tadase: … (reluctantly comes out)
Me: You don't look half bad. That is, when they actually think you're a girl…
Tadase: (goes to NO-chan)
Me: (drags Tadase out of NO-chan) NO-chan is off limits until you complete this dare.
Tadase: Fine…
Me: (takes Tadase to the rest of the SC cast) Guys, let me introduce you to someone I know. Her name is…um…Tequila. ^^'
Utau: Tequila? What kinda of messed up name is that?
Nagihiko: Uh…isn't Tequila the name of a wine or something?
Me: (looks at Tadase and signals him to play along)
Tadase: Um, my parents are alcohol addicts so they named me Tequila when I was born…
Me: (facepalm)
Rima: That is one weirdo family you got there…
Me: Excuse me, guys, I'm going to have a little private chat with Tequila. ^^ (drags Tadase out of SC cast's hearing range and proceeds to yell at him) YOU IDIOT! WHY WOULD YOU GO AND SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PARENTS LIKE THAT?
Tadase: That was the only excuse I could think of…
Me: -_- Now the rest of the cast think you're a delinquent because of that fake family background.
Tadase: D: I'm sorry…
Me: Don't apologize to me, apologize to yourself for making yourself look bad in front of everyone.
Tadase: …I'm sorry, me…
Me: (calls a random guy on the phone) Hello? You're single, right? I know a girl that suits you. … Okay, got it. (hangs up)
Tadase: …What'd he say?
Me: He said he's interested in meeting you.
Tadase: Okay…do I seriously have to kiss him?
Me: Yes, now hurry up, I promised him to meet in front of the park fountain.
Tadase: Okay…
~In front of the park fountain~
Me: So, Tequila, this is… What's your name again?
Guy: It's Ron! I've told you that like a billion times already!
Me: Sorry… So Tequila, are you interested?
Tadase: I guess…
Me: Ricky, are you interested?
Ron: My name is Ron…
Me: Yeah, yeah, whatever. So, are you?
Ron: Yeah…
Me: Then go on a date with each other tonight at a restaurant. I already booked reservations. (holds up reservation tickets) Have fun, Tequila! You too, Ritsu!
Ron: MY NAME IS RON!
Me: I DON'T CARE!
~Back to the SC cast~
Kutau: (finish making out)
Music: Good, now Utau, you must recite a poem from the bottom of your heart to Kukai. It must be about 1000 words.
Utau: I don't know how to recite poems.
Kitty: You're a singer. If you can sing songs, then you can recite poems.
Utau: Yeah, but I'm interested in songs. Poems are boring. But if you need me to recite a poem, I'll do it. (recites a 1000-word love poem to Kukai)
Ama: (blows her nose) That…was such a beautiful poem… (sobs)
Utau: I don't see how you could be moved that easily, but if you liked it, then okay.
Nemo: UTAU! WHAT'S WITH THAT EASYGOING ATTITUDE LATELY?
Utau: (shrugs) I don't know.
Cross: …KUKAI. Your girlfriend's being totally emotionless right now.
Kukai: I know. She's been like this ever since Amu and Ikuto got married.
Everyone else: …
Cross: (bursts into tears) WAHHHHH! UTAUUUUU! I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE FEELING SAD ABOUT AMU AND IKUTO'S MARRIAGE! YOU MUST BE LONELY SINCE IKUTO'S WITH AMU RIGHT NOW! D:
Utau: W-wait, what? I'm not upset about that.
Cross: (immediately stops crying) What?
Utau: I'm happy for Ikuto, I'm not upset.
Cross: T-then why are you acting this way…?
Utau: Like I said, I don't know. I just feel like it, maybe.
Ama: (cell phone starts ringing and picks up) Hello? … Ah! Apple-chan! :D … You want us to spy on Tequila and Ron's date? … Okay, we'll be right there. (hangs up) Apple-chan wants us to all meet at this fancy restaurant where Tequila and Ron are having a date and she wants us to help her spy on them…
Rima: But Tequila's a weirdo. Her parents are addicted to alcohol.
Nagihiko: Rima-chan, that doesn't mean that she's an addict too. ^^' Maybe she just had a…rough childhood.
Rima: And your family are a bunch of traditional Japanese dancers and the girls inherit the tradition. But you're an only child and you're a boy so you have to crossdress as a girl… (looks at Nadeshiko) Well, you used to have to crossdress…
Nagihiko: …Rima-chan, in a way, that just supports what I just said.
Rima: …
Amy: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!
~At the restaurant~
Me: (spying on Tadase and Ron by disguising as a customer seated at a table)
Waiter: Ma'am, are you going to order anytime soon?
Me: (slams my menu down on the table and starts screaming) HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SAY NO? I'M NOT READY TO ORDER, AND I NEVER WILL BE! (sits down again and picks up my menu and looks through it)
Waiter: O.O (leaves out of shock)
Me: (mutters to self) Stupid waiter, won't leave me alone, personal space…
Marian: (yells out from not too far away) APPLE-CHAN! THERE YOU ARE! :D (runs toward me and is followed by everyone else)
Me: Shhh…I am undercover right now, guys… (slowly peers at Tadase and Ron)
Nemo: So that's Ron? He looks like an idiot.
Me: He's just a random guy I found who works in a repair shop. I wasn't depending on his looks. (sees Ron leaning towards Tadase) OH. MY. GOD.
Everyone else: What? (see what I see) OH. MY. GOD.
Me: (sees Ron kiss Tadase) OMG! WTH? THEY'VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE THIS AFTERNOON, SO HOW CAN HE ALREADY KISS HER?
Sammi and Choco: (cover my mouth with their hands)
Kitty: Apple-chan, you were the ones who told us to be quiet in the first place, so don't yell out.
Me: (voice is muffled by Sammi-chan and Choco-chan's hands) I'm sorry… (sees Ron stop kissing Tadase and Tadase has this grossed out expression on his face) Oh boy…here it comes…
Everyone else: What comes? (see Tadase take his wig off and yell out 'I'M A GUY!' and runs out of the restaurant) …OH MY GOD.
Rima: Nagihiko, are you sure you and Tadase aren't related or anything? 'Cause both of you crossdress a lot, you know…
Nagihiko: Rima-chan, do I look anything like Hotori-kun? I have purple hair, he has blond hair. My hair is long, his hair is short. I have brown eyes, he has red eyes. I'm cheerful, he's naïve.
Rima: Yeah, yeah, I get it. (looks at me) Seriously? You named him Tequila?
Me: I couldn't think of anything else…and it was his fault for making a horrible family background…
Rima: (sees a random coconut tree in the middle of the restaurant) What's that coconut tree doing there?
Nagihiko: Rima-chan, that tree's just a decoration; it's fake.
Rima: (yanks a coconut down from the fake tree)
Nagihiko: Rima-chan! You're not supposed to yank decorations off in fancy restaurants!
Rima: (throws the coconut at Nagihiko)
Nagihiko: (gets hit on the head with the coconut)
Coconut: (bounces back to Rima)
Rima: Heh, the coconut likes me. And that was pretty fun. I'm gonna do it again. (does the same process over and over)
Me: (still spying on Ron) Ryuunosuke seems pretty upset and shocked about the whole 'Tequila' thing…
Utau: When you say 'Ryuunosuke,' you mean Ron, right?
Me: Yeah. And what's worse, he has to pay for his AND Tequila's meal. That is so sad…
Nagihiko: Hey…where's Nadeshiko?
Nadeshiko: I'm over here. (wearing a banana outfit)
Nagihiko: O.O Why are you wearing that…?
Nadeshiko: Long story.
Nagihiko: Oh my god, did Hotori-kun make you wear that?
Nadeshiko: No-
Nagihiko: I'M GONNA KILL HIM! (runs off to where Tadase ran off to)
Rima: …He's been way too paranoid about you and Tadase lately.
Nadeshiko Believe me, I know.
Music: Now scream it out loud, Nadeshiko.
Nadeshiko: (takes a deep breath) I'M A BANANA! (starts singing the banana song)
Me: O.O
~Meanwhile…~
Nagihiko: HOTORI! YOU GET BACK HERE! (chasing Tadase)
Tadase: AAAHHHHH!
~Also meanwhile…~
Amu: (in a Vegas hotel) Ikuto, do you think everyone else is doing fine without us…?
Ikuto: Why are you suddenly thinking about them?
Amu: I don't know…it's just that I have a feeling that they're all doing something extremely weird right now…
~Back at the restaurant~
Nadeshiko: (finishes singing the banana song)
Me: …I would've probably laughed at the whole thing just now…but I can't, since you just attracted a crowd and they're staring at us right now…
Crowd: What's that? I don't know…
Utau: (sighs and goes up onto a random stage)
Me: …When was there a stage here?
Utau: (starts singing Glorious Sunshine to distract the crowd)
Crowd: (distracted)
Everyone else: (quietly sneak out of the restaurant)
~After the concert is over~
Utau: (comes out of the restaurant where everyone including Tadase and Nagihiko are waiting)
Me: That was a short concert… I thought the fans would've begged for an encore.
Utau: Nah, the concert wasn't technically over. The staff kicked me out.
Me: …I see.
~We go back to the Truth or Dare spot~
Music: We're finally back here… (takes out large bowls of wasabi) I prepared these all for you. :D
Me: …Is that wasabi?
Music: Yep! It's for dinner. :3
Me: (flatly) I am not eating plain wasabi and just wasabi for dinner.
Music: But it's a dare…
Me: …Fine. (takes a bowl of wasabi and eats it all) I'm done now. (gives the bowl back to Music-chan)
Everyone: (stares at me)
Me: …What?
Sammi: You seriously ate all the wasabi without feeling like it's too spicy?
Me: Hey, I may not seem like it, but I am a huge fan of spicy foods. Except wasabi though. I just don't like that. And I didn't eat that bowl of wasabi for nothing; I'm bringing all of you down with me. (takes a spoonful of wasabi and shoves it into Kukai's mouth)
Kukai: AAAAHHHH! THIS IS DISGUSTING!
Me: TOO BAD. NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL.
~Finally after everyone finishes their portion of wasabi~
Tadase: (disappears into thin air)
Nadeshiko: Where's Hotori-kun?
Nagihiko: Nadeshiko, why are you asking that?
Nadeshiko: I'm just curious…
Nagihiko: (dark aura) Of course you are…
Me: To answer Nadeshiko's question, I sent him to Russia.
Nadeshiko: Why?
Nagihiko: Now you're asking why he's in Russia. Why are you asking that?
Nadeshiko: Curiosity…
Nagihiko: (even bigger dark aura) Right…
Me: To answer Nadeshiko's question, it's a dare by Music-chan!
Music: Which is me! :D
Nadeshiko: Why'd you make a dare like that?
Nagihiko: Now you're asking that…why?
Nadeshiko: It's just curiosity, Nagihiko.
Nagihiko: (huge dark aura) Okay…
Music: 'Cause I wanted to!
Nadeshiko: Why'd you want to?
Nagihiko: …Why are you asking that, Nadeshiko…?
Nadeshiko: Oh for Pete's sake, it's curiosity! …You know what? I feel like the same thing keeps happening over and over again…
Nagihiko: (very huge dark aura) I agree…
Kiseki: TADASE? WHERE ARE YOU? (flying around frantically looking for Tadase)
Me: He's in Russia, Kiseki.
Kiseki: WHAT? HOW DARE YOU POOF HIM TO RUSSIA WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! POOF ME TO RUSSIA THIS INSTANT!
Me: NO.
Kiseki: Filthy peasant…
~In Russia~
Tadase: W-where am I…? Wait, Kiseki… Where's Kiseki? D:
~Back to the others~
Nagihiko: (gets his awesome rocket cannon and blows up Tadase's house)
Kiseki: THAT WAS TADASE'S HOUSE, YOU BUFFOON!
Nagihiko: Exactly.
Me: (poofs Tadase back here)
Tadase: (covered in garbage)
Me: …Why are you covered in garbage?
Me: These Russian thugs threw me in the dumpster…
Nemo: I can see why they did that. No one likes you.
Tadase: (goes to NO-chan)
Me: (turns on the TV and watches the news)
TV reporter: This is a sudden announcement. Here in Japan, a house has suddenly blown up. We are now investigating what caused it.
Tadase: (sees the news) Wait… That place seems awfully familiar… It looks exactly like the place where my house is…
Nagihiko: (whistling innocently)
Me: It's all in your head, I'm pretty sure your house is safe and sound where in should be and is NOT blown up. ^^ And the next review is from apptrullyfan6!
Hello hello don't worry cause these are mostly for the charas
Ran: idk...uhhh kiss kiseki
Kiseki: no backing out it will probily be your first kiss so no backies
Su: kiss daichi
Daichi: enjoy it
Miki: kiss yuru
Yuru:confess you undying love for miki
I can't remember the other charas names
El and ll :trade personalities
Rimas chara:read a very horrible comic with rima
Yayas chara:act like a grown up
TRUTHS
kiseki:who do you like better ran,su,dia, or miki?(you can't say none)
Yuru:if you saw another chara kiss miki how would you feel?
Ran:who is cuter kiseki,daichi,rythem,or yuru?
That's all for now I'm sweety-chan
Me: Hello, Sweety-chan! ^^
Ran: Why do I have to kiss Kiseki? It violates everything that I believe in!
Me: …What do you believe in?
Ran: …Nothing!
Me: Does it have something to do with Daichi…? ;D
Ran: NO! (blushes)
Me: You're just like Amu when it comes to Ikuto…
Ran: T-T
Me: If you hurry up and kiss Kiseki, you'll get it off your chest.
Ran: (kisses Kiseki T-T)
Kiseki: (has this really weird grossed out expression on his face)
Me: Meanwhile, Su, Daichi, KISS!
Ran: (stops kissing Kiseki) That just violates what I believe in even more! T-T
Me: And that's further evidence that you like Daichi.
Kiseki: (flies to the bathroom so he can brush his teeth and thus get rid of the Ran taste in his mouth)
Su: Daichi-kun~ Su wants to give you a kiss~ ^-^ Desu~
Daichi: S-Su, you're being way too happy about this…
Su: D: But Su wants to kiss Daichi-kun~
Daichi: Uh…
Su: (kisses Daichi on the cheek) Did you enjoy that, desu~? ^-^
Daichi: (fake smile on his face) Yeah…of course I did…
Me: You're just saying that…
Daichi: I DON'T CARE! (flies to the bathroom where Kiseki is so he can brush his teeth)
Miki: I-I get to kiss Yoru? (blushes)
Me: Yes, you get to kiss one of your crushes, now do it.
Miki: O-Okay… (kisses Yoru)
Yoru: O_O
Me: Confess now, Yoru.
Yoru: -_- I have nothing to confess, nya~
Me: Do you know what Nike's slogan is? 'Just do it.' That also applies to what I'm telling you to do.
Yoru: …I have an undying love for Miki…
Me: …Is it just me, or does Yoru's confession remind me of someone I know? -_- (referring to Utau)
Iru: OMG! IT'S LOVE AMONG THE CHARAS!
Eru: SHUT UP, IRU! (kicks Iru in the face)
Iru: ERU, YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME! I'M RUNNING AWAY! (flies away)
Eru: GOOD RIDDANCE!
Kusukusu: RIMA~! I found a new gag manga! (carries the gag manga to Rima)
Rima: Let me see… (reads it with Kusukusu) OH MY GOD, THIS IS HORRIBLE! (throws it on the ground and starts stomping on it)
Kusukusu: YEAH! (throws her mini juggling pins at the comic)
Pepe: (puts on glasses) Kusukusu, be mature, dechu~. (acting like an adult)
Kusukusu: MEH! PEPE'S NO FUN!
Pepe: …Dechu~
Me: …Kiseki, which out of Amu's charas do you like best?
Kiseki: None of them, they never listen to their king.
Me: (hits Kiseki) DON'T SAY NONE!
Kiseki: …I don't know, Dia? She's the least bad out of all 4 of them…
Me: I see… Yoru, how would you feel if Miki kissed another chara?
Yoru: …I don't know…
Me: -_- Ran, who's cuter out of Kiseki, Rhythm, Daichi, and Yoru?
Ran: (on impulse) Daichi. (realizes what she just said) Shoot…
Daichi: O.o
Ran: …THAT WAS A FALSE STATEMENT. A FALSE STATEMENT, YOU HEAR ME? (flies away)
Me: …Next review is from THE ZEEBRA KING…? ^^'
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
heh
I love this fic the dares are awesome!
I like how everyone is picking on tadase
sorry man but I'm amuto all the way
can I recommend some dares?
as for ikuto...hmm you have to be tadase's slave!
and amu you can be a mime and wear those freaky mime outfits and you have to stay like that until rima confesses to nagihiko (and you can't make her cos your a mime yeah, I'm rimahiko)
kukai has to bake himself into a waffle and let yaya eat him
Tadase can chara change with kiseki then he has to bow down to me and submit to my awesomeness (by the way, can I be in this fic! Imma girl call me ZEE SAMA) if he refuses tadase himself will have to BLOW UP EMO-CHAN GIRLY-CHAN AND MACHO-CHAN! :D
that's it is it too much?
I know, I'm a bit insane oh well
BOW DOWN TO THE ZEEBRA KING!
ZEE-SAMA: (comes in) :D
Me: :OOO (bows down to THE ZEEBRA KING)
ZEE-SAMA: ;D
Amu and Ikuto: (come back)
Amu: Hey! What'd we miss? ^^
Cross: You missed Tadase going on a date with another guy, Nadeshiko singing the banana song, our wasabi dinner, Tadase temporarily in Russia, and Tadase's house getting destroyed.
Tadase: My house is destroyed?
Cross: …No, it's just that I want it to be destroyed. ^^'
Tadase: …
Amu: ? Tadase-kun's house got destroyed?
Tadase: No, Amu-chan, a house that looked like mine got destroyed. ^^
Me: (waving a sign behind Tadase that says 'It WAS his house')
Amu: (sees the sign) …Oh…okay…
Me: (puts the sign away once Tadase turned to look behind him) You guys took long enough at your honeymoon…
ZEE-SAMA: Now Ikuto has to be Tadase's slave! :D
Ikuto: I just got back from my honeymoon with Amu. Cut me some slack, will you?
ZEE-SAMA: (turns scary) HOW SHOULD I KNOW YOU GUYS DECIDED TO MARRY?
Ikuto: …
Tadase: (character changes with Kiseki) MWAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW YOU ARE MY SERVANT, YOU THIEVING CAT! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Saaya: YES, I COULD ALWAYS USE A SLAVE TO DO THINGS FOR ME! OHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Ikuto: (looks at me) She's still here…?
Me: (shrugs) Look, I don't want her here either. But she's supposed to be Tadase's girlfriend for one whole year…
Saaya: HELLO? DON'T IGNORE ME!
Ikuto: (ignores Saaya)
Saaya: (screams out of frustration)
Ikuto: …You're loud.
Saaya: WHY, THANK YOU! OHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Ikuto: (thinks to self) That wasn't a compliment…
Tadase: TSUKIYOMI IKUTO! MASSAGE MY FEET!
Ikuto: …Eh? I don't wanna massage Kiddy King's stinky feet…
Nagihiko: Ikuto, do you wanna know why he never tells me to massage his feet? :D
Ikuto: …Tell me.
Nagihiko: (whispers in Ikuto's ear) …and I suggest you do the same thing.
Ikuto: … (smirks) Got it. Okay, Kiddy King, you want a foot massage, I'll give you a foot massage.
Tadase: (props his feet up on a stool) Massage now, servant.
Ikuto: … (takes off Tadase's shoes and starts twisting Tadase's feet around)
Tadase: OW! OW, OW, OW!
Ikuto: (finishes massaging)
Tadase: (soul coming out of mouth)
Ikuto: (satisfied) Done.
Tadase: (sighs) Tsukiyomi Ikuto, you're just like the New Jack…
Ikuto: Well, in a way, I'm your big brother. I'm supposed to be cruel to you.
Nagihiko: And you like my little sister, which is exactly why you're my ENEMY.
Tadase: (cancels character change and goes to NO-chan)
ZEE-SAMA: … (gives Amu a mime costume) Put this on.
Amu: (goes to the dressing room and puts the costume on and comes back out) Now what?
ZEE-SAMA: SHHH! Mimes don't talk, Amu!
Amu: …
ZEE-SAMA: Good girl. :D
Amu: … (starts pulling an invisible rope)
ZEE-SAMA: O.O (hides due to phobia of mimes)
Me: (meanwhile has pushed Kukai into a giant waffle maker thingy)
Kukai: Why am I in this thing?
Me: Oh, no reason… (closes the waffle maker on him)
Kukai: Wait, WHAT? LET ME OUT OF HERE!
Me: Too bad. (sets the waffle maker to 450 degrees and blah blah blah, I don't really know how to cook)
~After the Kukai waffle is done~
Kukai: (comes out of the waffle maker looking square and yellow)
Yaya: (smells waffles) WAFFLES! (starts chasing Kukai around)
Kukai: HELP MEEE!
Co-hosts and guest stars: (block Kukai from running away)
Kukai: Hey, what are you doing?
Yaya: (catches up to Kukai and eats him)
Kukai: (can be heard in Yaya's stomach) I'M BEING DIGESTED! HELP!
ZEE-SAMA: Rima's still not confessing… Whatever. BOW DOWN TO MY AWESOMENESS, PRINCE TADASE.
Tadase: (character changes with Kiseki again) NEVER! YOU BOW DOWN TO ME!
ZEE-SAMA: (shakes head in disappointment and gives a destruction button to Tadase)
Tadase: Ooh, what does this do? (presses the button)
~Back to the Ouran Host Club~
Tamaki: (in Emo-chan)
Kyouya: Tamaki, what happened this time?
Tamaki: (sighs) It's just that Haruhi-
Emo-chan: (blows up)
Tamaki: (gets caught in the explosion and falls unconscious)
Girly-chan and Macho-chan: (also blow up)
Tamaki: (still unconscious)
Hitachiin twins: …Tono? (start poking Tamaki)
Tamaki: (twitches in unconsciousness)
~Back to the others~
Tadase: (cancels character change) …I heard an explosion… What blew up this time?
ZEE-SAMA: Um…Pluto? ^^'
Tadase: Okay…?
ZEE-SAMA: …BOW DOWN TO ME. OR ELSE NEPTUNE WILL ALSO BLOW UP.
Tadase: … (bows down to ZEE-SAMA)
Kiseki: TADASE! HOW CAN YOU BOW DOWN LIKE THAT? YOU'RE THE KING!
Tadase: Kiseki, wouldn't you rather give up your power than have another planet blow up?
Kiseki: NO! NEPTUNE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH US ANYWAY!
ZEE-SAMA: (pinches Kiseki's cheek) You're one selfish chara.
Kiseki: OW, OW, OW! I COMMAND YOU TO LET GO!
ZEE-SAMA: NO! I'M THE KING HERE!
Kiseki: NO YOU AREN'T! YOU'RE A GIRL! I'M THE KING!
Saaya: YAMABUKI SAAYA IS THE QUEEN! OHOHOHOHOHOHO!
ZEE-SAMA: SHUT UP, SAAYA!
Saaya: WHAT? HOW DARE YOU!
Me: …I keep on forgetting that Saaya's here…
Ikuto: I don't blame you for forgetting her…
Saaya: HEY! WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME?
Me: No one loves you, Saaya. The only people who truly support you are those 4 girls that are always by your side.
Saaya: HOW DARE YOU!
Me: You say 'How dare you' a lot. An attitude like that won't make you a good queen. Not like you'd ever be one…
Saaya: (gasps) YOU LITTLE-
Me: SHUT UP.
Saaya: …
Yaya: (throws Kukai the waffle up out of her mouth)
Kukai: (is a human again) Ew, I've got digestive juices all over me…and Saaya, you just got pwned.
Saaya: I HATE YOU ALL.
Me: IDC.
Saaya: …
Amu: (pretending to be trapped in an invisible box)
Me: …Amu the mime is annoying, I'm just going to… (pushes Rima and Nagihiko's heads together so they kiss) There, Rima confessed to Nagihiko. You can stop being a mime now, Amu.
Amu: THANK GOD! I WANTED TO AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING FOR SO LONG NOW.
Me: Now the next review is from xNinjalicious!
AHHHHH [: Love this story + all the dares
I don't see much Kutau sooo...
I dare Kukai to propose to Utau.
Then I dare Ikuto to charanari with Eru (Utau's Angel Chara)
Me: :DDDD Thanks! And we have another proposal!
Kukai: I propose to Utau…?
Me: (sarcastic) No, Utau proposes to you. Of course you propose! You're the guy!
Kukai: Okay…will you marry me, Utau?
Ikuto: :OOO Souma…
Utau: O-okay…
Ikuto: :OOOOOO YOU'RE DEAD, SOUMA! (starts chasing Kukai)
Kukai: YOU GOT MARRIED TO HINAMORI! WHY CAN'T I MARRY UTAU?
Ikuto: I can marry Amu 'cause I'm sexy. But you're not.
Amu: Don't listen to that conceited pervert, Kukai…
Ikuto: Don't forget, Amu, I'm your husband now too. ;D
Amu: WOULD YOU LET THAT GO!
Ikuto: No. ;)
Eru: IKUTO! CHARANARI WITH ME!
Ikuto: …No thank you. (feels a scary aura behind him and turns around to see a very angry Apple-chan ^^) …Fine. (charanaris with Eru) My own heart: Unlock! Charanari: Cat Angel!
Me: XDDD Let me take back what I said earlier, our charanari names haven't improved at all… They're hilarious though. (:
Ikuto: Grr…
ZEE-SAMA: ZEE-SAMA PROCLAIMS THAT THE NEXT REVIEW WILL BE A VERY LONG ONE FROM ROBBINS! ^^
Okay , heres some dares
-Tell Tadase to bite of all of Ikuto's violin strings of , and make him lick all of the new ones before you replace it . And make him lick the whole violin too . Then make Ikuto play and sleep with it
-Nadeshiko , do to Hanks grave and shout that you have fallen in love at first sight with him the moment you saw his grave. Nagihiko , you're allowed to do whateve you want (dig up his grave etc)
-Amu , feed Ikuto water , BY YOUR MOUTH
-Utau , you didn't seem excited enough when you confessed to Kuukai even though you made out with him in the last chapter , so feed him RAMEN WITH YOUR MOUTH . AN EXTRA BIG BOWL WITH THE SOUP
-Rima , uh.. , announce to the world that you love a purple haired crossdresser , make it such that aliens in Mars can hear you :)
-Amu..uh..feed ikuto chewing gum , let him chew for five minutes before removing it from his mouth and chewing it for five more minutres and passing it back to him for... ten times
-Make Amu eat a sleeping pill and allow ikuto to cuddle or whatever he wants for an hour . Record it and show her once she wakes up.
-Tadase , chew a whole bucket of 1 kilogram of unprocessed , extra bitter coffee beans
-Rima and Nagihiko , take turns licking a super huge lollliop till its gone
-This time , record Tadase's girly voice saying 'Amu-chan' and put it as Ikuto's rngtone and everyne calls like the previous chapter
-Okay , Kuukai and Amu , act as a pair of siblings in deep deep love. Same for Nadeshiko and Nagihiko , well you're already one but.. and Kairi and Yaya , Utau and Ikuto , Rima and Tadase
(Don't tell them what to do , make them think that their supposed to make out except for Amu and Kuukai who does a cute couple scene. I have no idea what its suppoed to be for..but..)
-Temari makes cups of ice blended egg shells , orange peels , garlic , raw onions , toilet paper , ice , perfume , poisonous flower , oil , watermelon seeds , papaya seeds and threaten everyone to drink it .
-Amu loses her memory and wakes up and becomes infatuated with ikuto
-Amu , stick a hand in Kuukai's mouth and pull out his soul :D
just for fun
-Yaya , kiss Kairi each time he calls you Ace for the rest of the chapter
-Okay , the scene where Amu throws Ikuto out of her bed , making him spin a full round before hitting the floor (I don't remember what ep..) , do it repeatedly while playing carameldansen
-Give Ikuto a bottle of cologne which smells like Amu's shampoo mixed with catnip . Watch him go even crazier than when his on catnip.
-Out with the girl corner , and in with the ..smelly rubbish corner :)
-Tadase , drink oil , eww..
-Tadase , eat lipstick.
Okay..that's eww..but whatever
-Tadase , admt our love for frank and jump down the buildng with a letter , requesting that you wanna be buried next to him
-Amu , put on strawberry lip cream , that cannot be removed unless you use one hour to wipe it off . Get ikuto to lick it off.
-Ikuto , give Amu a trophy 'The most tomato alike person on earth' . Amu , character change with temari and murder him and force him to eat the TROPHY :D
Its I.. haha
Oh , and can I appear in the next chapter too ?
Robbins
Me: (starts sweatdropping a lot) Wow, this is so long…
Ikuto: (cancels transformation) I'm gonna go shower.
Robbins: (comes in) Why?
Ikuto: Because. (leaves)
Robbins: (waits until Ikuto's gone from sight) Here's your chance, Tadase. (gives Ikuto's violin to Tadase)
Tadase: D: But why?
Robbins: 'Cause I said so.
Tadase: Okay… (thinks –Ikuto-niisan is going to kill me once he finds out…-) (starts licking the violin and bites all of the strings off)
Robbins: (gives Tadase Ikuto's violin case) There are a few extra strings here, so lick them all.
Tadase: (licks the extra strings and also licks the violin case just in case)
Me: …Tadase, you know you didn't have to do that, right?
Tadase: Oops…
Ikuto: (comes back half-naked from the shower with a towel wrapped around his waist)
Amu: (sees Ikuto and blushes very red)
Ikuto: …Tadase, why are you holding my violin?
Tadase: Um…
Me: (interrupts Tadase) He wanted to check it out, and since he didn't hear you play it for so long, he wants to hear you play. :D
Ikuto: Okay… I'll play once I'm done dressing. (leaves for the dressing room)
Me: That was close… At least we'll find out what a violin sounds like with Tadase's germs all over it.
Ikuto: (comes back out fully dressed and takes the violin from Tadase) …Alright, where are all the violin strings?
Me: They were probably all really crappy, so they all fell off. ^^
Ikuto: Okay…but why does my violin feel all wet like someone licked it? (replacing the violin strings with the ones Tadase licked)
Me: The violin case is wet too, see? (feels the violin case) Your violin case probably got wet sometime during this chapter and the violin got wet with it. (thinks –Dangit, Tadase, you so owe me BIG time… You're lucky that I'm covering for you with all of these excuses… And your spit is gross…-)
Ikuto: Alright…? (suspicious) I'll play. (plays a song called Yuuki no Uta [A/N: I think that's what it's called…])
~Once the song is over~
Me: (sniffs) THAT WAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SONG! (cries)
Ikuto: -_- It wasn't that moving…but somehow, I kept on feeling that the tune was a bit off…and I could sense the strings were a bit slippery…like there was water on it or something…
Me: Those extra strings were in the violin case, right? Didn't I tell you that your violin case got wet sometime during this chapter?
Ikuto: I know, but… (feels the violin and the strings) It's not like normal wetness… This wetness feels like…saliva…
Me: … (thinks –He's on to us…-)
Ikuto: (puts two and two together) Tadase…could it be that you licked this violin while I was showering…?
Tadase: Uh…no…?
Ikuto: Tadase, you're a horrible liar…
Tadase: (gives in) ALRIGHT, I GIVE IN! ROBBINS-CHAN MADE ME LICK YOUR ENTIRE VIOLIN! IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO DO IT!
Ikuto: Tadase…YOU'RE DEAD! (looks at me) AND SO ARE YOU!
Me: (glares at Tadase) TADASE, YOU IDIOT! (runs away)
Tadase: (runs away with me)
Ikuto: BOTH OF YOU, GET BACK HERE! (chases me and Tadase)
Robbins: It's so weird…Ikuto's not mad at me about his violin… Oh well… Alright, next dare! Nadeshiko?
Nadeshiko: Who's Hank?
Nagihiko: He's this locksmith we hired once… He's dead now though…
(All of us suddenly transport to the cemetery where Hank is buried)
Nadeshiko: Alright, which grave is Hank's? (sees Hank's grave) This one right? Okay… (takes a deep breath) I LOVE HANK THE LOCKSMITH! IT IS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT FOR ME!
Nagihiko: O_O (starts digging Hank up from his grave)
Nadeshiko: Uh…Nagihiko, what are you doing?
Nagihiko: (doesn't answer and takes Hank's corpse out of his coffin)
Nadeshiko: O.O What are you gonna do with the corpse?
Nagihiko: (cremates the corpse in the cremator conveniently located next to the cemetery)
Nadeshiko: O.O
Ikuto: (chasing me and Tadase around the cemetery and steps on people's graves)
Me: (while running away) IKUTO! DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S RUDE TO TRAMP ON DEAD PEOPLES' GRAVES?
Ikuto: (while chasing) I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT FROM YOU, YOU HYPOCRITE!
Me: (while running) NUH-UH! I'M DODGING THEIR GRAVES, SEE? (dodges Frank's grave)
Tadase: HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?
Me: YOU'RE STEPPING ON THEIR GRAVES TOO, BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE NAGGING YOU; I JUST WANNA NAG IKUTO!
Ikuto: WHY YOU LITTLE-
(All of us transport back to the Truth or Dare hideout)
Ikuto: (still chasing me and Tadase)
Robbins: (gives Amu a glass of water) Here.
Amu: Um…thanks. (drinks it all up)
Robbins: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK IT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FEED IT TO IKUTO!
Amu: HOW DO YOU FEED WATER?
Robbins: IT'S EASY! JUST FEED HIM WITH YOUR MOUTH!
Amu: WHAT? NO WAY!
Robbins: WHY NOT?
Amu: 'CAUSE THAT'S JUST BASICALLY KISSING HIM!
Robbins: WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
Amu: MY POINT IS THAT-
Me: (still being chased by Ikuto) WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP AND HELP ME AND TADASE OUT HERE? I'M A SLOW RUNNER AND I'M REALLY STARTING TO GET TIRED NOW!
Robbins: (refills Amu's glass of water) Do it. For Apple-chan.
Amu: Fine… (runs to catch up to Ikuto) OI, IKUTO!
Ikuto: WHAT? I'M BUSY!
Amu: (shocked at Ikuto's outburst and chickens out)
Robbins: YOU CHICKEN! WHY'D YOU BACK OUT?
Amu: 'CAUSE IKUTO'S SCARY WHEN HE'S MAD!
Me: HELLO? REMEMBER ME AND TADASE?
Robbins: (sighs) Amu…
Amu: Fine… (slowly approaches Ikuto) Ikuto…
Ikuto: WHAT? (stops chasing me and Tadase)
Tadase and me: (stop running and collapse due to exhaustion)
Amu: (winces) Here's a glass of water… (hands Ikuto the water)
Robbins: (takes Nagihiko's rocket cannon away from him and shoots Amu in the back of the head)
Amu: OW!
Robbins: (mouths 'With your mouth!')
Amu: Um…with my mouth…?
Ikuto: …Wait, what? Come again?
Amu: With my mouth…
Ikuto: …WTF? As much as I want you to kiss me at will, I think that's a bit extreme…
Amu: I DON'T HAVE ANY CHOICE, DO I? (drinks the glass of water but doesn't swallow it and makes lip contact with Ikuto)
Ikuto: O_O
Tadase: O_O
Me: O_O…XDDDD
Robbins: :DDDD (looks at Utau) Now you do the same to Kukai, only with ramen.
Kukai and Utau: WHAT? NO WAY!
Robbins: (has an scary look on her face)
Kukai: …ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! UTAU, JUST DO IT!
Utau: (glares at Kukai for giving in) KUKAI, YOU IDIOT!
Ikuto: (Amu has finished feeding him water) I FORBID THIS!
Utau: For once, I agree with Ikuto…
Robbins: (signals to Ikuto to shut up)
Ikuto: (glares)
Me: (poofs a giant bowl of ramen in front of Utau and Kukai)
Utau: (sighs) Guess I have no choice… (sips a portion of the ramen and feeds Kukai with her mouth)
Ikuto: (glare intensifies)
~Once Utau finishes feeding Kukai (including the soup)~
Kukai: O.O
Ikuto: (fiery aura)
Utau: :/
Everyone else: …
Rima: …I am not confessing so Martians can hear me. -_-
Robbins: ;D…
Rima: What's with the creepy face… Fine, I'll do it. (takes a really deep breath) I LOVE PURPLE-HEADED CROSSDRESSERS!
~On Mars~
Martian #1: Beep Beep Boop Beep? (Did you hear something?)
Martian #2: Beep Beep. Boop? (Yeah. Something about crossdressers?)
Martian #3: Boop Beep Boop Boop Beep Boop Beep Beep Beep Boop… (Now that you mention it, we heard someone yell 'I'M A BANANA' earlier today…)
~Back on Earth~
Nagihiko: You mean me? :D
Rima: Grr, shut up, crossdresser!
Nagihiko: Nice to know you love crossdressers, Rima… ;D
Rima: (faint blush on cheeks) I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU, YOU IDIOT!
Nagihiko: HAHA. ;D
Me: (watching Rima and Nagi bicker amusingly like a married couple ;D)
Robbins: (takes out a piece of gum and gives it to Amu)
Amu: ? What do I do with this?
Robbins: Feed it to Ikuto, if that's what you're thinking…
Amu: Okay…? (takes the wrapper off and puts the gum in Ikuto's mouth)
~5 minutes later~
Robbins: Okay! Time's up! ^^
Ikuto: What…? Don't most people chew gum for more than 5 minutes?
Robbins: They do, but just spit it out into my hand. :D (holds out hand)
Ikuto: … (looks at Robbins-chan's hand) Spitting chewed gum out into someone else's hand is sorta gross, even for me…
Robbins: Don't worry, it's not gross for me, so it's okay. :D
Ikuto: Alright…? (spits gum out into Robbins-chan's hand)
Robbins: Thank you. :D (suddenly shoves the gum into Amu's mouth)
Amu: WHAT? EW!
Robbins: Chew for 5 minutes, Amu. ;)
Amu: (chews stubbornly)
~This goes on 9 more times~
Amu: (chewing the gum for the tenth time) Can I spit it out now?
Robbins: Yeah, you can. (gets a trash bag) Spit it out.
Amu: (spits the gum out)
Robbins: As a reward for cooperating, I'll be giving this pill to Amu! :D (gives Amu the sleeping pill)
Amu: What kind of pill is this…? I'm not sick or anything…
Robbins: It's, um… It's a pill that keeps people named Ikuto away from you. :D
Amu: O.O GIVE ME THAT PILL! (takes the pill and gulps it down)
Ikuto: That's hurtful, Amu…
Amu: (eyes drooping) Hey…why do I suddenly feel…so dizzy…and sleepy… (falls to the floor unconscious)
Ikuto: AMU! (glares at Robbins-chan and grabs her by the collar) WHAT THE F*** DID YOU DO TO HER?
Me: :OOO NO! NO VIOLENCE ON GIRLS! AND NO SWEARING EITHER! (starts attacking Ikuto with the Chainsaw 5000)
Ikuto: OW, OW, OW! (lets go of Robbins-chan) Sheesh, you're the one who's being violent…
Robbins: Relax, Ikuto-kun, Amu's just sleeping. She'll wake up soon. (: And now… -cough- This is your chance to do stuff you wouldn't normally get to do… -cough-
Ikuto: …OKAY! :D
~Once Amu wakes up~
Amu: (wakes up) Huh…? W-what happened?
Ikuto: AMU! :D (hugs her) You're finally awake. ;)
Amu: LET GO OF ME, PERVERT! SERIOUSLY, WHAT HAPPENED?
Me: We have hidden cameras here, would you like to see them?
Amu: YES! I WANNA KNOW WHAT I MISSED WHILE I WAS UNCONSCIOUS!
Hidden Camera :D
Amu: (falls unconscious)
Ikuto: AMU!
Robbins: -cough- This is your chance to do stuff you wouldn't normally get to do… -cough-
Ikuto: …OKAY! :D
(Ikuto is then shown cuddling and kissing Amu nonstop)
End of Hidden Camera
Amu: :OOOO (slowly turns around and glares menacingly at Robbins-chan) YOU TRICKED ME!
Robbins: Duh, it's obvious that I was lying. There's no such thing as an anti-Ikuto pill. You're so gullible…
Amu: WHAT? WHY YOU LITTLE-
ZEE-SAMA: All of us enjoyed the show though. :D
Amu: WHAT? YOU MEAN ALL OF YOU WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING AND WERE JUST WATCHING ME AND IKUTO?
Amy: Yeah, pretty much…
Amu: OMG! (feeling betrayed and humiliated)
Robbins: And I've gathered a whole bucket of bitter coffee beans for Tadase-kun. :D
Tadase: (stares at the coffee beans)
Robbins: Here you go. :D (gives Tadase the bucket)
Tadase: … (slowly starts eating them)
~Once Tadase is done eating the whole bucket~
Tadase: (has a stomachache and is lying on a random couch)
Me: …Does bitterness have anything to do with stomachs hurting?
Tadase: (groans in pain)
Cross: He looks like he's in the hospital having a baby or something.
Tadase: (groans again)
Nemo: …Wimp.
Me: (notices Yaya eating a gigantic lollipop) Yaya, I'm confiscating that. (takes the lollipop away from Yaya)
Yaya: NOOOO! YAYA JUST STARTED EATING THAT! DDDD:
Me: You can have it back…once Kairi forgives you.
Yaya: (gets stabbed by an arrow and goes to NO-chan)
Me: And behold, Yaya's the first girl in the SC cast that gets obsessed with one of our corners. -_- (gives the lollipop to Rima and Nagihiko) Have fun, you guys.
Nagihiko: ? What are we supposed to do with this?
Me: Take turns licking it.
Rima: EW! That's just-
Me: Just what? It's better than feeding each other mouth-to-mouth, isn't it?
Rima: … (licks the lollipop)
Nagihiko: (licks the lollipop)
Rima: (licks the lollipop)
~Rimahiko finish the lollipop~
Yaya: NOOOO! MY LOLLIPOP! DDDD:
Me: You weren't allowed to eat it anyway.
Yaya: (goes back to NO-chan)
Robbins: (holds a recorder next to Tadase) Say 'Amu-chan'.
Tadase: ? Amu-chan.
Robbins: (sets it as Ikuto's ringtone) Now everyone, let's call Ikuto's cell! :D
Ikuto: I have a bad feeling about this…
~Once everyone is done calling Ikuto's cell~
[A/N: See Chapter 9 for the dialogue]
Ikuto: (completely pissed off) I don't wanna hear the Kiddy King say Amu's name ever again…
Robbins: (makes a list of some pairings) Kukai and Amu, Nadeshiko and Nagihiko, Kairi and Yaya, Utau and Ikuto, and Rima and Tadase. You guys act like siblings in love.
All victims: WHAT?
Robbins: -3- I'm not going to tell you what to do, you guys figure it out.
Nagihiko: Do you think she wants us to make out?
Nadeshiko: Knowing her, I think so…
Kukai: Nah, I don't think that's it. You never know when you're not supposed to make out…
Amu: True…
Robbins: (sitting on a random tanning chair randomly tanning herself) You guys do whatever you want.
~Long story short, all the sibling pairings end up making out, except for Kukai and Amu, who ended up doing a cute couple scene with lots of kisses =w=~
Temari: (has prepared the mixture made of…stuff that Robbins-chan mentioned in her review) Everyone please drink this. I have made it for you because I know that all of you are suffering right now. (:
SC cast: (look at what the 'drink' is made of) …No thanks.
Temari: (turns scary) DRINK IT NOW! OR DO YOU WANT ME TO GO ALL WHOOPASS ON YOU?
Rima: (looks at Nadeshiko) …That is one bipolar chara you got there. She's always talking about politeness, and now she goes and says stuff like 'whoopass.'
Nadeshiko: (sighs) I know…
Temari: I'M SERIOUS ABOUT IT, BASTARDS!
~After everyone drinks what Temari has made for them, and after they throw up on the floor~
Sammi: (cleaning everyone's barf) Why do I have to do this… I hate everyone…
Temari: (has returned to her usual self) I hope everyone has enjoyed my drink.
Nagihiko: (gagging) It was…interesting…
Temari: If you need anything else, please feel free to tell me. (bows and flies away)
Me: (attacks Amu and hits her with my Chainsaw 5000)
Amu: (falls unconscious)
Ikuto: AMU!
~When Amu wakes up~
Amu: (groggy) Ehhh…?
Ikuto: You're FINALLY awake.
Amu: (stares at Ikuto)
Ikuto: …What?
Amu: (hearts in her eyes)
Ikuto: Uh…okay…?
Amu: (clings onto Ikuto)
Ikuto: … (looks at me) I like the old Amu better. This Amu is just plain creepy.
Utau: (brother complex has switched on) Amu… (dark aura)
Me: Has anyone else noticed that Utau's complex for Ikuto goes on and off throughout this entire story?
Ikuto: Yeah, yeah, now TURN AMU BACK TO THE WAY SHE WAS!
Amu: My hero… (clings onto Ikuto tighter)
Utau: (fiery aura) Unforgivable…
Me: (quickly hits Amu again with my Chainsaw 5000)
Amu: (loses unconsciousness again)
~When Amu wakes up again~
Amu: (groggy) Ehhh…?
Ikuto: You're FINALLY awake.
Amu: (stubborn) Duh, it's not like I was dead or anything.
Ikuto: …:D The old Amu is back! BANZAI!
Me: (silently laughs at OOC Ikuto)
Robbins: Anyways, Amu, I give you the honor to pull out Kukai's soul. :D (gives Amu rubber gloves)
Kukai: WHAT?
Amu: (looks at Kukai hesitantly) Don't worry, Kukai… After all, I lost my soul multiple times before, and it's not that bad…
Kukai: T-T
Amu: (pulls out Kukai's soul)
Kukai: (soul is yelling 'HELP ME!')
Amu: (quickly puts Kukai's soul back into Kukai)
Kukai: (blinks) Okay… That wasn't as bad as I thought…
Yaya: (in NO-chan) Yaya can't kiss Class Prez… He's still mad at Yaya…
Kairi: …
Me: (sighs) You two still haven't maken up yet? You guys are disappointing everyone.
Kairi: …
Yaya: T-T
Music: (puts on the Caramelldansen)
Ikuto: Ugh, what an annoying song…
Amu: Yeah…
Robbins: (points at Ikuto) Now you spin in the air until the Caramelldansen is over! :D
Ikuto: (spins over and over again until the Caramelldansen is over)
Me: HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT?
Ikuto: (shrugs) It takes talent.
Me: Oh, okay- Wait, ARE YOU SAYING ALL OF US HAVE NO TALENT EXCEPT FOR YOU?
Ikuto: (looks at me weirdly) Pretty much, yeah.
Me: Why you little- (chases Ikuto with my Chainsaw 5000)
Aqua: (in a science lab and mixing Amu's shampoo and catnip together to create the perfect cologne for Ikuto)
Ikuto: (cat ears pop up and sniffs the air) I smell catnip…and Amu's shampoo.
Aqua: (finishes making the cologne and gives it to Ikuto)
Ikuto: … (sprays it on himself) … (starts smelling himself and soon gets high and starts jumping up and down around the room)
Aqua: I'm a genius. ;D
Ikuto: MY COLOGNE~~~ (high)
Me: (brings in the smelly rubbish corner) Since Girly-chan's already with Tamaki over there, we have NO-chan now. I guess we'll have 2 corners for now… (puts Smelly-chan next to NO-chan)
Yaya: (still in NO-chan until she smells Smelly-chan) EW! (holds her nose)
Cross: TADAFAG GETS TO EAT LIPSTICK AND DRINK OIL! :D HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tadase: T-T Wait, what kind of oil? Like vegetable oil or something?
Me: …Vegetable oil is edible…sort of. So why don't you drink gasoline oil? :D (gives Tadase a can of gasoline)
Tadase: What? But gasoline will just make me literally explode!
Me: Tadase, you think I don't know that gasoline oil is flammable? -_- That's the whole reason why I decided to give you gasoline in the first place.
Tadase: (reluctantly eats Utau's lipstick and then drinks the gasoline oil)
Utau: …Wait, WAS THAT MY LIPSTICK? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, THAT WAS A BRAND NEW ONE! I WAS PLANNING ON USING THAT FOR MY NEXT CONCERT!
Tadase: (gasoline effects kick in and blows up)
Nemo: (puts on sunglasses due to the brightness of the explosion and picks up Tadase's disembodied arm that fell to the floor) …Cool.
Sammi: Ew…and I get it, you want me to clean this up too. (sighs and gets more janitor supplies)
Me: (revives Tadase)
Tadase: Huh? (sees Sammi-chan cleaning up the bloody mess Tadase left behind) …?
Me: (thinks –He doesn't remember anything… Oh well…-) Tadase, go jump off a building while proclaiming your love for Frank.
Tadase: Frank? As in Hank's late brother?
Me: Yes, and don't forget to say that you want to be buried next to him.
Tadase: But Hank's already buried next to him, how can I be buried next to him?
Me: -_- Hotori Tadase, you're not really going to be buried next to him, got it?
Tadase: Oh…I see. (is poofed to the Empire State Building)
Everyone else including me: (watch on a monitor and see Tadase jump off the building while proclaiming his love for Frank and his desire to be buried next to him)
Tadase: (slams into the ground and dies)
Me: O.o… Two dares in a row that results in Tadase dying…
Nemo: (rolls eyes) Does it even matter? He's dead, so what?
Cross: Nemo-chan's right. Nobody would miss him.
Me: You guys are so mean to him…
Amu: (shrieks) TADASE-KUN!
Ikuto: …
Me: …^^' Ahem… (gives Amu some strawberry lip cream) This lip cream fits you, so wipe it on.
Amu: (hesitantly puts on the lip cream) Why do my lips feel all sticky now…?
Me: I don't know, it's probably because it requires one hour to be completely wiped off…
Amu: WHAT? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO SOONER?
Me: You never asked. ;) Well, Ikuto? You gonna do it or what?
Ikuto: … (catches on) Oh, I get you. ;D (starts licking Amu's lips much to her surprise)
Amu: WTH? IKUTO, YOU PERVERT!
Ikuto: Do you want the lip cream off or not?
Amu: …I want the lip cream off…
Ikuto: Then don't move. (continues licking)
~After the lip cream is licked off~
Amu: (wiping her mouth in disgust)
Ikuto: ;) You know Amu, you're face is red right now.
Amu: SHUT UP, STUPID CAT!
Ikuto: (ignores Amu) You should get this trophy. (holds up a gigantic golden trophy that is labeled 'Most Tomato-Like Person on Earth')
Amu: OMG, YOU IDIOT! (character changes with Temari all thanks to the Humpty Lock) EAT THIS, BASTARD! (shoves the trophy into Ikuto's mouth)
Ikuto: … (muffles something and dies)
Nadeshiko: O.o
Nagihiko: O_O
Tadase: O.O
Utau: …WTH…
Kukai: O_o
Kairi: …
Yaya: O.O Yaya's too young for this…
Rima: -_-
Amu: (cancels character change and looks at what she just did) O.o… Did I just do that?
Me: …Yes. Yes you did. Now that we're finally done with Robbins-chan's review, let's move on to kitsune-fawx's review! ^^
hello this is kitsune here and looking at other reviews a lot of people are hetalia fans and so am i lol anyways every character gets a freebie for a dare except tadagay cause well i hate him and he already has 3 :(
Nagi: everytime someone says rima u have to yell tomatos spaghetti (idk being random)
Ikuto: has to do the nya nya dance while in a clown suit
Rima:kiss someone or something everytime they say nagi or nagihiko
amu:bring hank back to life so he can sing all the single ladies with you
utau:kiss zombie hank and propose to him if he says yes throw an apple at him and run away
oh and if you dont already have a bunch of guest stars can i be one u dont have to cause there are a lot of guest stars sometimes call me kitsune i love purple just putting that out there
thank you apple chan and love this update soon
Me: Thank you, I have a lot of people here already-
Choco: You say that like we're a burden or something. D:
Me: D: …But I'll accept you in here. ^^
Kitsune: (comes in)
Tadase: (goes to Smelly-chan) …I had 3 chances…I had totally forgot…
Nemo: Shut up, Tadagay, no one needs to hear you complain. -_-
Tadase: (sinks deeper into Smelly-chan)
Me: Is he really oblivious to the smell…? I'm standing way over here, and I can still smell its stench…
Cross: He doesn't have a nose. ^^
Kitsune: Even if he did, he most likely still wouldn't be able to smell…
Tadase: Hey! I have a nose and I can smell! It's just that Yuiki-san's been hogging NO-chan all to herself!
Yaya: (in NO-chan) Class Prez…hates Yaya…
Nagihiko: Do I have to yell that out everytime someone says Rima-chan's name? …TOMATO'S SPAGHETTI!
Kitsune: Yes, you do.
Ikuto: I am NOT doing the Nya Nya Dance. -_-
Raindeer: Does that mean you'll wear a clown suit?
Ikuto: NO!
Me: (glares daggers at Ikuto)
Ikuto: …Fine. I'll do the Nya Nya Dance.
Kitty: In a clown suit?
Ikuto: I would, but there is no clown suit here. (pretends to be disappointed) So I guess we can't do this dare. Let's move on.
Me: Nice try, Ikuto. Kusukusu, can you come over here for a second please?
Kusukusu: (laughs) Okay! (comes over)
Me: Charanari with Ikuto? (:
Kusukusu: Okay! (giggles)
Ikuto: … (looks at Rima) I hate your dream.
Rima: (gasps and glares at Ikuto)
Me: IKUTO! WHAT'S WRONG WITH DESIRING TO MAKE EVERYONE LAUGH?
Ikuto: Everything.
Ama: SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT! (hits Ikuto)
Ikuto: OW! FINE! MY OWN HEART: UNLOCK! CHARANARI: KITTY CLOWN!
Everyone else: O.O… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! KITTY CLOWN!
Ikuto: Shut it. (starts doing the Nya Nya Dance)
~After the Nya Nya Dance is over~
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ikuto: Seriously, SHUT UP!
Rima: (gradually stops laughing) Do I seriously have to kiss something every time someone says the crossdresser's name?
Kitsune: Yes, you have to kiss something every time someone says NAGIHIKO'S name.
Rima: Screw you. (kisses Tadase)
Tadase: O.O
Nagihiko: O_O (starts chasing Tadase with my old chainsaw)
Everyone else except Tadase: (stares at me)
Me: (sees everyone's stares) What…? I didn't have anything to do with my old chainsaw anymore, so I gave it to Nagihiko.
Amu: WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING IRRESPONSIBLE LIKE THAT? YOU KNOW THAT NAGIHIKO-
Rima: (kisses the wall)
Amu: -WOULD USE THAT TO KILL TADASE-KUN!
Me: True, I know that. But it's funny. XD
Everyone else except Nagihiko and Tadase: (sweatdrop)
Amu: …And I am NOT reviving Hank! I HATED him!
Me: Trust me, Amu… I did too. But you don't really have a choice right now… (poofs everyone to the cemetery where Hank is buried in)
Amu: Grr… (finds Hank's grave and somehow brings his back to life)
Zombie Hank: (moan)
Amu: Um… Single Ladies? With me? ^^'
Zombie Hank: O.O… Okay…! :D
Nemo and Music: Gay creep…
(Single Ladies by Beyonce plays. [A/N: This originally had lyrics to the song, but I forgot to save it and now I'm too lazy to do it again. -_-])
Me: Okay, I think I'm blind now…
Utau: WHY DO I HAVE TO PROPOSE TO HANK?
Ikuto: EXACTLY, DON'T LET HER DO THAT!
Amy: Ikuto, your overprotectiveness with Utau has its limits.
Kitsune: And Utau, it's not like you'll actually marry him or anything.
Utau: -_- Fine… (looks at Zombie Hank) Marry me.
Hank: Okay…!
Utau: WELL, TOO FREAKIN' BAD, IDIOT! (throws an apple at him and runs away to who-knows-where)
Me: (quickly kills Hank with the Chainsaw 5000 and poofs all of us back to the Truth or Dare hideout)
Kitsune: Now it's time for Emalia Elena's review! ^^
Hahaha! This is just so funny!
Can I star til the last chapter?
(a little about me. I'm actually very like Amu and have an Cool 'n' Spicy side. But I'm actually very shy.)
DARES!
Ikuto: I dare you to watch Amu and Tadase Making out with each other for 30 min. (But you can kill him after that)
Amu: I dare you to slap Ikuto when he smirks!
Tadase: I dare you to act as a real gangster.
Utau: I dare you to chase after Kukai like you do with Ikuto.
Yaya: I dare you to eat vegetables and get a vegetables rush. (the reverse of suger rush XP)
Kairi: I dare you to rap.
Rima: I dare you to tell Nagihiko that Tadase was mean to Nadeshiko.
Amu: I dare you to character change with Ran and act as an Ikuto fangirl number 1!
Ikuto: I dare you to do the Caramelldansen and if you act as you enjoy it you can do what ever you want with Amu for 1 hour.
You can call me Emma. ^^
I love your show/fanfic. :D
Emma: (comes in) Hello! :D
Me: Hello, Emma-chan! :D
Ikuto: I am NEVER going to watch Kiddy King and Amu make out. -_-
Emma: You can kill him later. ^^
Ikuto: …Fine…
~After make-out scene~
Ikuto: Okay, 30 minutes are up. Now start running, Kiddy King, 'cause you are so going to be buried next to Hank… (starts chasing Tadase)
Tadase: SAVE ME!
Everyone else except Ikuto: … (leave Tadase as if we don't know him while whistling)
Tadase: (still running) Nobody here is my friend…
Ikuto: KIDDY KING! (catches Tadase)
Tadase: AAAHHHHHHH! (being ripped to shreds)
Ikuto: (finishes killing Tadase and smirks at what he did)
Amu: Sorry, Ikuto… (slaps Ikuto in the face as hard as she could)
Ikuto: OW! AMU!
Amu: I SAID I WAS SORRY! D:
Ikuto: Whatever…
Amu: T-T
Me: (sighs and revives Tadase)
Tadase: (alive again) I'M ALIVE! NOW I MAY EXECUTE MY REVENGE ON TSUKIYOMI! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ikuto: …Alright, is Kiddy King on a character change again?
Me: Nah, I think he's just trying to act as a real gangster.
Ikuto: That explains why he didn't say my full name like usual…and he SUCKS at being a gangster. He's still more like a king.
Saaya: AND I SHALL BE QUEEN ALONG WITH TADASE-SAMA! OHOHOHOHOHO!
Ikuto: …Oh my god, you're still here?
Saaya: OF COURSE! I'LL STAY BY MY BELOVED TADASE-SAMA'S SIDE FOREVER, EVEN IF IT MEANS THAT I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! (Me: Then do that, nobody's going to hold you back… -_-)
Kukai: I keep on forgetting that Yamabuki's here…
Utau: …Seriously, Kukai? …But I seriously don't blame you for doing that…
Choco: Yeah, we all forgot about her.
Saaya: HOW DARE YOU ALL!
Me: How dare us what?
Robbins: Saaya, if you don't wanna get crushed mentally again, I suggest you don't answer Apple-chan's question.
Me: Mwahahahahaha… }:D
Saaya: WHY YOU!
Me: :P
Saaya: GRRRRR!
Me: …Seriously? Can you like NOT scream in my face every time you talk?
Saaya: …
Me: …GASP. Yamabuki Saaya was just speechless for the first time! :O
Robbins: I totally warned her what would happen…
Utau: (changes subject) I do NOT chase after Ikuto. -_-
Ikuto: Utau, hate to break it to you, but you kinda do.
Utau: (scowls)
Ikuto: And Souma…you're going to my list.
Kukai: List?
Ikuto: Yes, you're second after Kiddy King.
Tadase: …Is that good or bad?
Kukai: Knowing Ikuto, that's probably bad, Tadase…
Tadase: THEN WHAT'D I EVER DO TO GET ON IKUTO-NIISAN'S BAD SIDE?
Ikuto: …Isn't it obvious…? I would be married to Amu already if it wasn't for YOU holding me back.
Amu: PERVERT IKUTO!
Tadase: D: It's not my fault!
Ikuto: …It kinda is.
Tadase: Everyone hates me… T-T
Cross and Nemo: (sarcastic) You just noticed?
Tadase: TT-TT (goes to Smelly-chan)
Me: Tadase, something tells me that you're getting an attraction to Smelly-chan.
Tadase: I am not! I like Girly-chan!
Nemo: See? this is further evidence that you're gay.
Tadase: D:
Saaya: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO TADASE-SAMA THAT WAY! (glomps Tadase) TADASE-SAMA! TELL HER THAT YOU'RE STRAIGHT!
Tadase: (suffocating under Saaya's glomp) I…I'm… (cough cough) straight…
Saaya: SEE!
Me: Saaya, you're choking him. -_-
Tadase: Y-Yes…please let go…
Saaya: Fine… BUT I WILL PROVE THAT MY LOVE FOR TADASE-SAMA IS REAL!
Me: (snaps) NO ONE SAID IT WAS FAKE SO SHUT UP!
Everyone else: O.O
Me: (facepalm) Let's just get on with this…
Ikuto: (smirks) So even YOU have your limits to patience…
Me: (glares) What's that supposed to mean…? (sighs) Amu?
Amu: (slaps Ikuto)
Ikuto: STOP DOING THAT!
Amu: THEN STOP SMIRKING!
Ikuto: -_-
Utau: (clinging onto Kukai's arm)
Ikuto: (notices and menacing) Utau…
Utau: (shrugs) What? It's a dare.
Kukai: Yeah, she's been chasing me around for 5 minutes already and she didn't let go ONCE.
Ikuto: (very big dark aura)
Utau: (looks at Kukai) -_- You probably shouldn't have said that.
Kukai: …Oops. ^^'
Ikuto: SOUMA!
Kukai: I'm running now. (shakes Utau off of him and starts running away)
Ikuto: YOU GET BACK HERE, DUDE! YOU'RE MINCEMEAT! (chases Kukai)
Kukai: SAVE ME!
Me: (sighs again and drops a cage around Ikuto)
Yoru: IKUTO! D:
Tadase: Hey! You didn't save ME when he was going to kill me!
Me: That's 'cause I actually think that you being killed/tortured is funny. -_- Kukai's better off at being tortured with ramen.
Kukai: Yeah, Tadase! …Wait, what?
Yaya: (stabs a carrot and eats it while pouting) Yaya doesn't like vegetable rushes…
Emma: (serves Yaya broccoli on her plate) Just do it, it'll all be over very soon. ^^
Yaya: T-T (eats the broccoli and gets a vegetable rush) O.O (falls asleep)
Everyone else: O_O EHHHHH?
Kairi: (recovers) Okay, I have a theory on what has just happened before our very eyes. Sugar rushes are the opposite of vegetable rushes. Sugar rushes make Yuiki-san hyper, so vegetable rushes make her sleepy.
Everyone except for the SC cast: Does that mean you forgive her?
Kairi: (bluntly) No.
Everyone else: …
Kairi: And I refuse to rap.
Me: Say that again and I make you rap about Yaya.
Kairi: …Fine, I'll do it. (mutters under breath) If it's going to help me avoid her…
Yaya: (has woken up already) YAYA DOES NOT WANT TO BE AVOIDED BY THE CLASS PRESIDENT! DDDD:
Kairi: …
Me: …Yaya, I seriously don't think that you'll be making up anytime soon…
Yaya: NOOOOO! D:
Me: (eye twitches)
Ashiko: (whispers to Kitsune-chan) Apple-chan seems to be on her last nerve right now…
Kitsune: (whispers back) I know… I think she's really close to snapping.
Amy: (joins in) I don't blame her… Handling the Shugo Chara cast requires a lot of patience…
ZEE-SAMA: Come to think of it, what's she like when she's really angry?
Music: Nobody's ever seen it before…
Me: (notices Ashiko-chan, Kitsune-chan, Amy-chan, ZEE-SAMA, and Music-chan whispering but tries to ignore it)
Kairi: (meanwhile has finished rapping)
ZEE-SAMA: HEY, NO FAIR! WE NEVER GOT TO HEAR HIM RAP! D:
Me: (eye twitches some more) Well, MAYBE if you weren't too busy gossiping about me to each other, then you would've heard it…
Ashiko: YOU HEARD US?
Amy: Shut it, Ashiko-chan! Don't ask her THAT! (turns to me) We weren't gossiping, we were… socializing. ^^'
Me: (eye twitches again) …
Raindeer: You five need to stop whispering to each other. It's pretty obvious that Apple-chan's about THIS CLOSE to running out of patience.
Me: …I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW!
Raindeer: …Oops…
Kitty: Now look at what you did!
Raindeer: I'M SORRY!
Nagihiko: (meanwhile is chasing Tadase with his beloved naginata) DIE!
Tadase: NOOOOOOO!
Nadeshiko: (watching from the sidelines) O.O N-Nagihiko…
Nagihiko: STUPID KING!
Tadase: (character changes and stops running to proclaim his victory) YES! I AM A KING, NOT A PRINCE! FINALLY SOMEONE ACKNOWLEDGES ME THAT WAY! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: (breathing heavily) That's it… The word 'king' is forbidden when Tadase is here…
Tadase: (standing on a random chair and laughing)
Nagihiko: (knocks Tadase down from the chair with his naginata)
Tadase: (character change gets cancelled and he gets killed)
Nadeshiko: O.O (slowly scoots away)
Nagihiko: (cancels character change)
Ran: From a girl who's not honest to a girl who is! Character Change: Hop! Step! Jump! :D
Amu: (character changes with Ran) …IKUTO! (clings to Ikuto like Utau does)
Utau: AMU, YOU COPYCAT!
Amu: (sticks tongue out at Utau) I don't care! Meanie!
Utau: (tick mark on forehead)
Ikuto: Calm down, Utau…and I'm not doing the Caramelldansen. No matter what.
Emma: …Even if you can do stuff to Amu? Like rape her?
Ikuto: (looks at Amu) …Would you like that?
Amu: (still character changed with Ran) YES! VERY! :D
Ran: Amu-chan's a pervert… ^^'
Miki: She's under YOUR character change, so aren't you calling yourself a pervert?
Ran: Miki! D:
Miki: :P
~After Ikuto is done dancing the Caramelldansen~
Ikuto: I'm done now. Now hand Amu over to me.
Emma: (pushes Amu towards Ikuto) She's all yours.
Ikuto: (takes Amu to the private room and rapes her thoroughly)
Amu: (comes out after being raped and shudders)
Suu: Amu-chan~ Are you finally out of Ran's character change, desu~?
Amu: Y-yeah… RAN! (angry)
Miki: Ran, you'd better run.
Ran: NOOOO! AMU-CHAN, I'M SO SORRYYYYYY! D:
(That's it, I'm stopping here… Don't worry, for people whose dares weren't done yet. I'm just going to split this chapter into 2 parts. So this is Part 1. NOW READ THIS THING, BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT. WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK I'M WRITING IN BOLD, UNDERLINE, AND CAPS? DO NOT LEAVE A REVIEW FOR THIS CHAPTER. I REPEAT, DO NOT LEAVE A REVIEW. ONCE I PUT UP CHAPTER 2, YOU GUYS MAY REVIEW AGAIN. THAT IS ALL FOR NOW.
Thank you Cross-chan, for suggesting to split this thing into 2 parts. ^^)