Elita One- Yup! I gave them pit. Well who do you want Alex to be paired with?

GrimlockX4- Thanks and I laughed when I imagined Frenzy a duct tape mummy.

Skyjacker- No, thank you, for the review.

angelofstrife2007- Thanks!

LoveHopes- Yeah, she would have wished to take pictures for perfect blackmail material, but she was busy running for her life at the moment…

master of minds- Thanks and here the next chap!

I'm going to die from brain damage but, I do not own DP or Transformer! Harump!

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Naked femme surrounded by mechs

If there is one thing that is worse about having one clueless naked femme surrounded by mechs, who in a sense had not seen another femme for the last several centuries is having a VERY sexy specially built femme who was clueless that she was in a sense NAKED in front of several mechs who could be spark deprived.

What luck Alex seems to be having…

Optimus Prime was known throughout Cybratron that he was the 'Patient One' or the 'Calm Understanding One' or better yet 'The Femme Magnet'. And right now he can't help but feel attracted to the naïve naked femme in front of him. 'Oh Primus' he thought, 'Let there be a distraction right now, Pit I'll even be glad to see a Decepticon right now.' The other mechs are also feeling the attraction and they wouldn't want to admit it. Or worse tell the poor new femme that she is naked, after all the human saying 'Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn' or something similar could not fit a better description right now.

And they just could not look away, it's like watching a car crash, you want to look away but you just can't.

Danny stared at Alex after she confirmed her identity, scarcely believing that the towering bot in front of him is his twin sister. Then he chuckled, and then the chuckle morphed into a full blown laughter with a tint of hysteria in it.

Alex and the other mechs looked at Danny with concerned laced across their optics, most particularly Ratchet and Alex. Although all of the mechs deep down in some twisted sense were grateful for the distraction. Alex dropped her hand to the grown from previously soothing her headache and looked at Danny with a worried look, "Uh, Danny….what is wrong with you?"

Danny grabbed a fistful of his raven black hair with both hand, although his hysterical laughter had subsided to giggling he was still with a small demented smile, "Hehe, Tucker would so love to poke around you and store gigabytes of info about you in his PDA. Hehehe why do these things happen to us?! I mean look what's happening here?!--"

Alex decided that she had enough of his ranting and so she decided to snap him out of it. Since that she is no longer a small human size now and couldn't just walk over him and slap him silly, and her big size of around ten to twelve feet, one flick of her finger can send her now little twin brother half way around the world. (1) So she resorted to picking up a small pebble and lightly flicking it to her brother's head.

Whiisssssss…

CLONK!

'Wow, his head sounded hollow...' Alex thought.

"OWWWW! ALEX!" Danny stopped ranting and his hand immediately went to his temple which was throbbing nicely now, already forming a lump. He glared at her but then soften his look realizing that his ranting was hurting her when he saw a frown on her face plate. It seems no matter what form Alex takes in he can recognize the pained look from his sister. But as he was rubbing his head he noticed that the mechs around her kept on shifting uncomfortably, their optics never pointing at her. Then he looked at Alex and back at the mechs. Then he saw some differences and he most noticeable difference was that she didn't seem to have any armor on her, she looks almost….naked.

Crap.

Now he understood why the mechs look uncomfortable around her. He may be clueless but he's not that daft. So he wisely kept his jaw locked.

"Ahem I don't know about you Optimus but I would like to go back to the base. But how do I go back undetected, I mean I can't fly anymore and I don't exactly know how to…transform." Alex fiddled with her clawed-like hands, not meeting any optics showing all to the world a small lost girl that needs a parents comfort. 'And a nice, good uninterrupted cry. Alone. Dammit! I can't gorge myself in ice cream anymore!' Now Alex REALLY wants to cry.

Optimus decided that he couldn't keep the secret any longer without busting some of his circuits, "Uh, Alex I did you know that you are in your proto-form?"

Alex looked at Optimus, a little startled at the change of topic, "Yeah…?"

The other mechs but Optimus shared a look and then they stared at Optimus like he was suicidal. They don't know about Alex but their warning systems were blaring at all high time now. They don't know about human females but they do know that femmes from where they came from did not take to being naked in front of unfamiliar mech all to kindly. So they started backing away from the immediate danger.

Danny saw the other mechs slowly backed away, and so he wordlessly took their advice and started backing away as well.

Optimus shifted, "I know that you may not know our Cybrotranian customs and tradition but…" If it was possible for Transformers to pale then Optimus was doing a fine job of it, his face became an interesting shade of light grey.

"But what?" Alex encouraged, intrigued at what can be making the great powerful leader such as himself pale.

"Being only in proto-form is... like being naked in human terms." Alex stared. Danny took his cue to go ghost and fly his ass out of there like there was no tomorrow, even going intangible to fly through the sky with no air resisting him, going an astonishing 150 mph and climbing.

Ratchet, Ironhide and Jazz quickly scoot backwards.

Too late for the Autobots. Alex crystal blue optics glowed neon green, then she growled as she was she was shaking in anger, "Starscream." Then without warning she shot towards where the Decepticons retreated. Ratchet managed to grab her by wrapping his arms around her small squirming torso. But unfortunately for him he also had to deal with a pissed off screaming femme who was out for a certain seeker's energon and was loud enough to strain his audio receptors.

Alex couldn't escape Ratchet so she went ghost. She managed to forcibly strip herself from the CMO's vice like grasps and took off running.

"Optimus get her!" With the size difference between Alex and Optimus he manage to catch up to her with a few steps and grabbed her from behind, but to his dismay he could hold her down. It was like she gotten a miraculous boot in strength in this form. "Autobots, pin her down! Ratchet sedate her!" The other mechs jumped on Alex, Ironhide grabbing both of her flailing arms but he found he arm jerking along with her arm from her sheer ghost strength. Jazz sat on Alex's back and tried to pin her face to the ground but found himself bumping up and down as Alex thrashed even harder screaming curses and death threats to Starscream. Optimus had her legs but found himself at war with them, trying not to get kicked in the face. Ratchet came up with a big (for a human) syringe and ejected it to the delicate wirings in her neck.

Almost immediately the thrashing stopped and Alex fell into a dreamless slumbering, still mumbling a string of very colorful vocabulary.

"Is it safe to come down?!" A male voice called from above. All of the Autobots looked up to see Danny floating in midair, looking sheepish. Ironhide growled.

"You knew this was going to happen?"

"Um….yeah…"

"And you failed to tell us that you get an incredible boost in strength at that form because….?" Ratchet asked with no emotion in his voice.

Danny blushed and stammered, "Uh, w-well uh, w-we forgot?" He said unsurely, feeling like he was treading on thin ice. VERY thin ice

Ironhide just said nothing for a few seconds until he grunted, "With training she can kick all of our afts." Jazz and Optimus laughed, and Ratchet just shook his head muttering "Primus help us."

Then Jazz spoke, "We need to get Alex an alt form." Optimus nodded then he looked up seeing Danny slowly come down to ground level.

Ratchet stepped up to Optimus, "I could fit her in a basic armor until she scans for an alt form."

"Good, and I'll get a trailer to put her in for the upcoming days drive back to the Hoover Dam." Optimus spoke.

Danny muttered, "Good idea, it wouldn't do to show her to the world, especially to the government. I would hide her but I lost the ability to turn invisible, much less turn anything else invisible."

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Alex woke up to see her body being covered in purple armor, feeling more grateful and covered and she slipped off of the med bed. Then she sneaked towards the door, her tri-clawed feet barely making a sound on the hard floor, a habit she acquired whenever she was about to escape from her confinement, and tried to open the door.

To her dismay she found it locked. 'Heh, Danny probably warned Hatchet about my escaping habits.' Then she smiled, not even her mom could keep her confined when there's wiring involved.

And this door is loaded with wires.

Alex poked her head out, looking both sides and was pleased to find the hall way empty, 'Hehe, you would think that you would have at lest one mech to guard the door.' Then sneaked out of the room, but a smooth disembodied voice came from behind her, making her freeze up in surprise,

"Do you think it would be wise to anger Ratchet."

She quickly whirled and threw an ectoblast straight in the middle of the supposedly empty hall at the invisible culprit.

But the smooth disembodied voice spoke apparently without harm, "Missed."

"Who are you?!"

"The name is Mirage, Autobot designation: Spy."

Alex lowered her arm a bit and asked in a confused undertone, "You're Mirage? When did you get here?"

A blue and grey mech came into view, leaning against the wall right next to the med bay door.

'Oh,' she thought, 'that's why I missed; he was leaning against the wall.'

"I just got here yesterday, and according to Ratchet, you were off-lined for five days."

'What is with me being out for days at a time?!' Alex whined in her mind but outside of her mind she told Mirage all the while slowly walking backward to her freedom, "Well…Mirage was it? It was nice to meet you but I got to go." Then she saw Mirage smirk a little. She had a moment to frown a little before turning around to high tail out of there.

And walked right into a metal wall.

"And where do you think you're going?" The said wall grunted, unamused. Alex looked up and saw Ratchet frowning down at her. Then he looked up to Mirage, "Thank you for letting me know that she was out of her bed." Alex glared at Mirage, mouthing 'traitor'. Mirage just coolly shrugged his shoulders, unaffected by her glare.

"But I feel fine, I just need to get out."

Ratchet wasn't going to budge, "Back to bed, or I will weld you aft to the wall."

But luckily for Alex, she was save from Ratchet's further reprimanding by a bell.

More specifically Jazz.

"'Ey Ratch', Mirage, we got more Autobot signals!" At that Optimus and Bumblebee came in behind Jazz.

Alex momentarily forgotten he turned to Jazz, "Who and how many?"

Bumblebee answered through the radio, "Oh noes! Double Trouble!" "Your nothing but a hound dog!" and a sound effect of an explosion.

To answer this, Ratchet sapped his hand to his faceplate, "Oh Primus no, no, no, no. Not those guys, anything but the twins. I'm going to need a barrel of high grade when they come."

"At least Wheeljack and Hound are coming." Optimus said with an amuse look on his face.

"And have to fix whatever mess Wheeljack blows up? No thanks."

Danny walked up between the towering mechs legs and towards Alex, "So who are they?" He asked, looking at every Autobots's faces.

Optimus answered, "We have Hound, a mech who I would no doubt love this planet. Then we have Wheeljack, an Engineer and inventor whose invention had the tendency to….blow up." Ratchet snorted.

Danny and Alex looked at each other, "Sounds like dad, they both invent things and they have similar name." Danny said. Then Alex smiled,

"Yeah, except his invention had the tendency to annoy the hell out of us; remember the Boomerang?"

A shudder, "God that thing was so annoying, hitting our heads every time that thing was thrown, it's like Murphy's Law or something."

A shock face from Alex, "I'm surprised that you even remember that guy's name."

"Hey, I'm terrible at literature and math, not really in science."

"Yeah, like you couldn't tell between five minutes and five seconds."

"That was the Fruitloop…"

As the bicker went back and forth between the two Mirage commented to Ratchet with an amuse smile on his face, "Looks familiar too you, Ratchet?"

Ratchet gave him a withering glare.

Then Ironhide came, "Must be a twin thing. Anyways Optimus, they will arrive in seven Earth hours."

Finally the Phantom twins stopped bickering and asked, "So who are the twins that seems to grate on Hatchet's circuits?"

Ratchet growled, "Pit-spawned Terrors, both sets of them!"

Jazz chuckled, "They would be our famous Twin Terrors, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. They cause chaos where ever they go."

Danny, now on Alex's shoulder, looked at Alex.

Alex looked at Danny.

They both smiled. Ratchet did not like their smiles, so he growled in warning, "Don't even think about it."

"We got to meet them." They chorused, still smiling that spelt doom.

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And the long awaiting moment finally arrives! Well almost.

Sunny and Sides are finally going to show in the next chapter.