A/N: NOW'S IT'S TIME!
Animated is back, in full effect!
Whole Roster: And it's about time!
Let's Kick it!
Deadpool: BOYS II MEN! BOYS II MEN! BOYS II MEN, BACK AGAIN…
what, we're not doing that?
The Clash did more then show what Animated has...
Vegeta: Welcome folks! After all of the hate, rivalries, attacks, and general all-around jackassery, we have finally made it to the Clash of the Titans! We have a mega night of matches here!
It completely shook it up...
undefeated streaks continued...
TD then pins Snap.
1,2,3!
Goofy: Here is your winner, TD!
Great matches established new stars...
Zim sits up, and Noah then kicks Zim in the temple. He then pins Zim.
1,2…
Zim kicks out.
Mr. Comantator: So close! Come one Zim!
Tarble: Noah was one second from a victory!
...
Ben counters, grabs Sora's arm, gets him on the ground, and locks in The Omni-Lock!
Ristar: OH NO!
Sonic: NO! NO! SORA!
Tarble: Sora might just tap out! He might just tap! NEW VGW CHAMPION!
New Rivalries were established...
Sailor walks from the Announce Table area and goes in the ring. She looks at Haruhi as Haruhi turns around. Haruhi then circles her waist, signaling her wanting Sailor's Belt too. They stare off as they hold their Title Belts high in the air.
And old ones pushed to their breaking point...
Ash: ...Linus, you've finally gotten my attention! So how about you and me face each other, on Animated! But not just any match, but an unsanctioned match! See ya later!
And the World Title was lost...
WA: Here is your winner...
AND THE NEW (Crowd Boos Heavily) TOON WORLD CHAMPION...BART SIMPSON! (Crowd Boos Even more)
...And won again...
Itachi Uchiha is cashing in his Money in the Bank!
...
WA: Here is your winner; and your NEW Toon World Champion; Itachi Uchiha!
Tarble: The Title's back on Animated!
And now the aftermath...
A debuting Champion (Shows Haruhi Suzumiya)
A dark celebration (Itachi holding up his Title)
An Intercontinental Championship rematch (TD and Raimundo)
And a potentially career ending match (Linus and Ash are shown)
All this and more...
TONIGHT! ON ANIMATED!
...
"Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson plays as fireworks go off in all directions.
Iroh: Welcome back to Animated! General Iroh here, with the Saiyan Prince, Vegeta! And Animate is, well, ANIMATED Tonight! We are live from St. Paul, Minnesota! How is that important to our Toon World Tour, you may ask? Well, we are just a few miles away from the hometown of The Peanuts Gang!
Vegeta: Yes General, and tonight, we have Linus vs. Ash! Unsanctioned Match! Raimundo vs. TD in a rematch for the IC Title! Haruhi Suzumiya debuts! Itachi celebrates his World Title win! And most importantly...NO TARBLE!
Iroh: I wouldn't say that...
Goofy: Folks! Introducing the newest member of Animated's Announce Team!
Vegeta: No...
Goofy: Tarble!
Tarble walks out amid to a very accepting crowd. Tarble shakes as many hands as he can as he makes his way to the table. He then sits down...next to Vegeta.
Vegeta: Why...why...why...
Tarble: Hi brother!
Vegeta: MR. MCMAHON! WHYYYYYYY?
Tarble: Hello, General Iroh! Pleasure to work with you!
Iroh: The pleasure is all mine, young prince!
Vegeta: He's not a prince, I am!
Tarble: Technically, I am a pri...
Vegeta: SHUT UP, TARBLE!
Suddenly, Naruto's 4th Season Theme music plays as Naruto walks out. The crowd shows the Former Champ love as he makes his way to the ring.
Iroh: The former World Champion coming in with the same demeanor he always comes with. Even after being screwed out of the Title, he still has the same happy attitude!
Vegeta: Don't be fooled, Iroh. Underneath that goofy smile and happy walk, Naruto is being eaten away by pain. When you win a Title, it becomes a part of you. When you lose it, it feels as if you lost a part of you. Trust me, I've been through that pain plenty of times.
Tarble: Especially with a certain spikyhaired, orange gi wearing Saiyan we all love...
Vegeta: Tarble, do you want your stay here to be a happy one?
Tarble: it is happy, Vegeta. I have a great job, next to my big bro!
Iroh: Aaaaaw...
Vegeta: SHUT-UP!
Naruto: Well...here I am...needless to say, I lost the Title. (The crowd boos at this statement) First, that snake Bart took hid under the ring and attacked me from behind, taking my Title. THEN Itachi cashes in the Money in the Bank on him and now HE has the Title (The crowd boos and cheers at the statement in a 50/50 ratio). And now we're at today. Wow...and you know...all of this would've never happened if it wasn't for one yellow, fat, orange shirted, dog, Binky! I can't take this anymore! I had the Title! I had the World Championship in my hands! Binky couldn't take it! So he makes me interferes in my match, while in on the brink of victory! AUGH! I JUST WANT TO...
Naruto throws the mic on the ground and starts to beat on the turnbuckle repeatedly until it bursts open and white fluff flies into the air around him.
Iroh: The rage of the former Champ is now evident, Vegeta.
Vegeta: The kid needs to calm down! I haven't seen anyone break down like this in the middle of the ring before!
Tarble: Binky has been a thorn in his side ever since that fateful RAW. Naruto wants him out of his life, along with the rest PBS.
Naruto regains his composure and grabs the mic from the ground.
Naruto:...Okay, I'm good now. I just don't think I can handle Binky for any more longer. I need to end him...SOON! I have my rematch clause for The World Title, and so does Bart. What he does with his is up to him. But for now...I have to preempt my rematch clause to deal with Binky! I know that it would go to waste if I do it now. Binky would just interfere and ruin it for me! he doesn't want me to win a Title if he can't win one! If he isn't in the limelight, he'll ruin it for me! So I need to focus on Binky, and then get my Belt back as soon as I dispose of the PEST that is Binky!
Suddenly, "Monster by Kanye West plays as Binky walks out with a smirk on his face and a mic.
Iroh: Here comes the Big Dog, Binky. He must be pretty happy with what Naruto said. No Title shots until he deals with Binky!
Vegeta: Dumb decision...he put Binky over the Title...I'm sure Binky is happy about that.
Tarble: let's see Binky's reaction...
Binky: Naruto...nice to see I've finally gotten in your tiny brain. Naruto, you're right; I would've costed your Title match with Itachi. I would've ruined every match you'd get from here on out. I'd have followed you everywhere you went, and ruined everything you'd ever try. Wanna know why? Because I never liked you or any of you main event spotlight hoggers! You, Ash Ketchum, Linus, Henry Wong, all of you hog the spotlight and never let anyone else get their time! I was in the background for over 15 years! Tag Team Championships are nice; I'm probably the greatest Tag Team wrestler of all time, along with my boy Rattles! The Tough Customers won the Tag Team Championship 5 times! But did we ever get the spotlight in the main event? Did we ever get that top billing? NO! And whyyyy? Because you hogs don't know when to LEAVE! I WANT my time in the limelight! And the only way I can get there is by taking you all out one by one...starting with YOU!
Naruto: Really? How about instead of beating up other people and ruining my career, why don't you PROVE you're Main Event material? You know what? You wanna prove it to me? FINE! You and me, once more! At Survivor Series! In a Last Man Standing Match! And if I win...
...PBS KIDS DISBANDS! (The crowd cheers loudly as Binky just smirks)
Vegeta: A MONUMENTAL MATCH! Naruto might end PBS!
Iroh: Will Binky say yes?
Binky pauses for a minute before getting back to Naruto...
Binky:...YOU'RE ON! (The crowd cheers at this statement)
Iroh: We have it!
Tarble: Naruto vs. Binky one more time!
Binky: BUT...on one stipulation...If I win, I get your Title shot and you don't challenge The World Title for the REST of your career!
Naruto: Please! Is that all? BRING IT!
Binky: Oh...it will be brought...
Suddenly; Miguel, Theo, and Tito run into the ring and jump Naruto from behind. They continue to beat and kick on him until he is down on the ground.
Iroh: What are they doing out here?
Tarble: Ruining the show, that's what!
Vegeta: That brat ran his mouth wanting to take out PBS; they're here now! Where's the mouth?
Miguel then tells Tito and Theo to take it "old school". Theo and Tito look at each other and nod their heads. They then pull out bandanas; Tito with a yellow one, and Theo with a Blue one.
Iroh: Uh-oh...
Tarble: They are taking it old school!
Vegeta: YES! TITO AND THEO REUNION!
Iroh: Former Three Time Tag Team Champions Tito and Theo! They dominated the Tag Division for two years before going on a hiatus! They're about to take it to Naruto!
Tito lifts Naruto up to his feet and puts him under his arm in a reverse DDT position. He then grabs Naruto's arm and gives him a Floating Rolling Cutter (Think of the CrossRhodes, but with more hang time on the spin). Tito then signals to Theo, who was waiting on the top rope. He dives off and lands a Splash onto Naruto. Naruto writhes around in pain as Theo and Tito pick him up. They throw him into Miguel, who gives him a Pele Kick. They then tower over the ninja as Binky claps his hands and nods his head affirmatively.
Vegeta: Ha! This is great! Binky gets the upper hand this time! Naruto is busy wallowing around in the ring in pain! And Theo and Tito reunite! Aw, man! I'm excited for the rest of the night!
Iroh: Well Binky can do all of the jumpings he wants; because at Survivior Series, Binky will get Naruto one on one, and Naruto will NOT hold back!
The camera then points to a New Year's Eve type ball on the side of the stage. With it is a time set for 45 minutes.
Tarble: Well we've also had another thing that's scheduled for tonight.
Iroh: A ball is going down a pole in a timed manner. It should be down by tonight. What it signals is beyond me.
Vegeta: Whatever it is, it's an eyesore! It better be down by tonight! I can't stand looking at it!
(Backstage)
We see TW on the phone in the hallway.
TW: Oh wow, him and his sister still in the hospital. Man, that's sad. But congratulations! Naw, I can't come to the family reunion...I told you, I just can't go, I'm not going to...yeah, I know...they do? *Sigh*, sorry, I have a lot fo work to do anyway...Yeah, I'll talk to you later...and tell them both that I send my congratulations.
TW hangs up and walks down the corridor, but stops midway when he spies Dokuro in a room with GB.
TW: THE HELL? GB! WHAT ARE YOU...
GB: Whoa, whoa...calm down. What's wrong?
TW: How did you get in here? Employees only back here!
GB: Calm down...Dokuro let me in.
TW: What? Dokuro!
TW: Well why are you here?
GB: I heard there were angels here and I wanted to see for myself. *Places his hand on Dokuro's chin as she smiles and blushes*
TW: Oh...no...NO! I will not have this in MY show! GB! Get your Deadpool, Robin, and Aqualad! And get your asses outta my arena!
GB: I see, Dokuro could you give us a moment. Dokuro: Ok I'll see you later then. *winks and leave*
TW: I don't know why you feel like sexing up my employees, but I'm going to ask you to stop...
GB: Like you never thougt of it. No offense.
TW: Wha...I mean...Dokuro-chan is nice...but I mean...Sakura...and...um...Grrrrr...Why are you doing this?
GB: Like you don't know.
TW: Look, I gave three of your goons jobs. And the crowd loves them to top it all off. Can't we just drop it?
GB: Do you really think it's that easy?
TW: I get into the business, and you didn't. So what? It's called life! And now you're trying to upstage me!
GB: Do you really think that you were their first choice?
TW: Come on! The fans love me! I make the big decisions! You're just a jealous guy who brought in a vampire, a crazy merc who's my Hardcore Champion, A reject sidekick with no powers, and a man-fish. Whoop...
GB: Say what you want about me, but leave my fighters out of this.
TW: I can talk about your fighters all I want...they're MY employess. Deadpool is the only person the fans REALLY love. I can't afford to get rid of him. But Aqualad and Robin...they're expendable...
GB: Talk like that has way of coming back and biting you in the ass.
TW: Ha...you talk big...but you have no way of backing it up.
GB: I wouldn't say that.
TW: How? What can you do?
GB: Just wait and see.
TW: I will have your ass arrested if you try ANYTHING stupid...
GB: I hope you like surprises then.
TW: Hope you love jail.
GB: Trust me it's all legal.
GB leaves as TW looks on angrily.
TW: I need to beef up security...and security around Dokuro.
Iroh: Well GB, Deadpool and Alucard's manager who also got them signed to VGW and CASZ, obviously has problems with TW, and vice versa.
Vegeta: TW has a bug up his ass. GB can't visit a friend, and he gets threatened with a call to the police? What's wrong with that power hungry freak?
Tarble: Well from what we heard, TW obviously got into the business, and GB didn't. And now he's going to bother TW for a while.
Iroh: Jealousy seems to play a part in this whole thing between them, that's for sure...
(Commercial)
The Dinosaur King Theme plays as the bell rings
Goofy: The following Tag Team Match is scheduled for one-fall! Coming to the ring first; accompanied by Zoe; Max and Rex, The D-Team!
Iroh: Well these two debuted during The Clash in the Tag Team Turmoil Match. They lost to the Elrics, but they took the former AWF Tag Team Champions to the limit!
Tarble: They're having their first match on Animated, against another team who's also debuting tonight...
(Young Justice Theme plays)
Goofy: And their opponents; from The Hall of Justice; The Boy Wonder Robin and Aqualad!
Robin runs out jumping around excitedly as Aqualad stoically walks out.
Iroh: That Robin lad seems very excited to be here!
Vegeta: He better stay focused like his big friend there.
Tarble: Another Robin was in the WWE before...but he was also Dick Grayson...
Vegeta: We've had a Jason Todd (Good riddance), a Dick Grayson (He he...), and a Tim Drake (Personality-less drone)...Not to mention a Robin from Teen Titans (Who I think is Dick Grayson too)...I'm done with the DC Continuity...
Rex and Robin start out the match as the bell rings. They get into a tie-up before Rex puts Robin in a headlock. Robin throws Rex off and into the ropes. Rex catches Robin in a Last Call hold, but Robin gets out of it and gives Rex a Hurricarana. Robin jumps off the ropes and gives a barely standing Rex a Flying Kick to the face of Rex. Robin then drags Rex to his corner and tags in Aqualad. Robin runs up to Aqualad, who lifts him up in a Press hold and then Presses him back down onto Rex. Aqualad then goes for the pin.
1,2...Rex Kicks-out.
Iroh: That Aqualad is pretty strong. His strength really balances the speed of Robin.
Tarble: I agree. And the size difference between Aqualad and BOTH Rex and Max will realy play a part in this match.
Aqualad picks Rex up and gives him a Vertical Suplex. he then bounces off the ropes and gives the boy a Leg Drop. Aqualad picks Rex up and puts him in a Pumphandle Slam position, but Rex slips out and gives Aqualad a few punches to the chest. He bounces off the ropes, only to be Shoulder Blocked by Aqualad. Aqualad stomps on Rex repeatedly before putting him in a Front Headlock. Aqualad holds on as Rex squirms around in the hold. Rex struggles to get up as the crowd is firmly behind him, chanting "REX! REX! REX! REX!". Rex finally gets to his feet and knees Aqualad in the gut. Rex finally gets out of the hold and gives Aqualad a Dropkick to the stomach, dropping him down. Aqualad gets up on his feet as Rex finally tags in Max! The young boy jumps on the top rope and gives Aqualad a Seated Senton. Aqualad gets up and receives a Calf Kick to the head. Max bounces off the ropes and gives the Atlantean a Senton. Max waits for Aqualad to get up and bounces off the ropes. Aqualad catches him on the rebound, but Max flips out of it and turns it into a Neckbreaker. He pins Aqualad.
1,2, Aqualad kicks-out.
Tarble: Pretty quick, I must say!
Vegeta: This aerial offense from Max is certainly putting Aqualad in dire straights! He's so fast, Aqualad can't even catch up!
Max rolls behind Aqualad and gives him a Dropkick to his back and into the turnbuckle. Max bounces off the ropes and gives him a Spinning Heel Kick, only making the 'Lad stumble around. Max runs to the ropes again and gives Aqualad another Spinning Heel Kick, this time, knocking the 'Lad on his left knee. Max runs to the ropes again; but Aqualad catches him sideways and gives Max a Last Call.
Vegeta: And thus ends Max's momentum!
Iroh: Well Aqualad is back in power. Let's see how he follows it up.
Aqualad picks Max up and gives him a Pendulum Backbreaker and keeps him on his knee while putting more pressure on Max's back he tags in Robin. Robin Hops over the ropes and Leg Drops Max's neck. Robin gives Max, who's in a sit-down position, a kick to the chest followed by a kick to his back, before giving him a kick to the face, knocking the boy back down. Max sits back up, but not before receiving a Throwback from Robin before getting a Knee to the gut. Robin grabs Max and puts him in a Half Boston Crab as Max tries to get to the ropes. Robin wrenches Max's leg as Max cries out in pain. He crawls over to the ropes and finally grabs them, but not before receiving a stomp to both of his arms from Robin. Robin drags Max to the center of the ring and puts him in an Armlock as Max stomps his legs around. He gets up as the crowd is behind him. Max gets up and lifts Robin over him...but Robin turns it into a DDT! Robin then sees Max he try to get up. Robin gets on the top turnbuckle and dives off for a Crossbody, but Max counters it with a Savate Kick to Robin, grounding him! He then falls on top of him for the pin.
1...2...Robin Kicks-out!
Iroh: Kicked out in the nick of time!
Vegeta: Time for some Cruiserweight Action!
Tarble: Their both getting up now! Let's see!
Robin gets up and goes for a Hurricarana on Max, but Max counters it with a Sidewalk Slam, but Robin reverses that into an Armbar. Max gets back up and turns that into a Suplex, which Robin gets out of and turns into a Front Headlock, but Max takes him down and grabs his legs and Leg Drops Robin's Midsection. Max then bounces off the ropes and goes for a Splash, but Robin puts his knees up. The two boys crawl around the ring, trying to tag in their tag partners. The crowd is split between "ROBIN!" chants and "MAX!" chants. Finally, both of the partners are tagged in! Rex and Aqualad run up to each other, and Rex ducks a Clothesline from Aqualad. Rex starts unloading on Aqualad as he starts stumbling back. Rex has him on the ropes and knees Aqualad out of the ring. Rex runs to the ropes and jumps over and dives on top of a groggy Aqualad. Rex picks Aqualad up and rams him into the steel steps. Aqualad gets up and gets Dropkicked into the steps. Rex rolls in the ring and rolls back out to restart the count. He picks Aqualad up, but is picked up and Press Slammed onto the barricade. Aqualad grabs the limp body of Rex and drags it back into the ring. He then waits for Rex to get up and Big Boots him in the face. Rex struggles to get up and Aqualad grabs him by the neck with his arm and lifts him up, but Rex counters it with a Tornado DDT! Rex then crawls over to the Aqualad's laid out body and hooks the leg.
1...2...
Aqualad kicks out!
Iroh: These two teams sure are taking each other to the limit!
Vegeta: This is a great match! This match could make or break one of these team's careers!
Rex places Aqualad on the turnbuckle standing up and goes to the opposite corner. He runs towards Aqualad...who lifts him into the air, puts him on his shoulders, and gives him a Pumphandle Slam! He tags in Robin, and grabs Rex. He grabs him in a Uranage hold and hoists him into the air, as Robin jumps on the top rope and Dropkicks him down into a Sit-Out Uranage Slam! Robin then goes for the pin!
1...2...
Max breaks it up!
Iroh: SO CLOSE!
Vegeta: It's coming down to the wire! This is the home stretch!
Tarble: D-Team is still in it! And Aqualad is going for Rex again!
Robin tags Aqualad back in. Aqualad picks Rex up again and goes for another Uranage, but Rex gets behind him and gives Aqualad an Inverted DDT. Rex drags a layed out Aqualad to the middle of the ring, and tags in Max. Max gets on the top rope and Guillotine Leg Drops Aqualad...
...but Aqualad countered and grabbed Max by his throat!
Tarble: Uh-Oh!
Vegeta: Aqualad grabs the young boy! He's kicked it into overdrive!
Iroh: Aqualad grabs Max out of the air while he's down! He plucked him from the air!
Aqualad gets up and tags Robin in. They go for another Dropkick-Uranage combo, but Max gets out of it and pushes Aqualad into Robin, who gets in the way of the Dropkick. Rex Clotheslines Robin out of the ring as Max gets on the top turnbuckle and lands The Guillotine Leg Drop! He then pins Aqualad.
1...2...3!
(The Bell Rings)
Goofy: Here are your winners; The D-Team!
Iroh: The two boys did it! They got their first win!
Vegeta: This was a great match! These two teams really pushed each other to the limit! And I can see D-Team going on to great things!
Tarble: Let's not take anything from Robin and Aqualad! Those two put on one hell of a match! They should pat themselves on the back!
Rex and Max extend their hands to the Young Justice members, and they accepted the shake and the two teams raise their hands in triumph.
Vegeta: Ugh...get a room. It was great until you kids did THAT.
Iroh: Respect among these two teams here tonight!
Tarble: But I know that respect is not shown betweem Linus and Ash. And tonight, that explodes into an Unsanctioned Match!
Suddenly, the ball on the side of the ramp goes a bit lower as the timer is now at 30 minutes.
Iroh: Well that ball is going a bit lower.
Tarble: Whatever it's signaling, I can't wait to see it.
Vegeta: It has to be something big.
(Backstage)
Duncan is sitting down with a very angry expression on his face as the CnWo look at him.
Owen: Duncan, how many times do I have to say it...I'm sor...
Duncan: I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! First, we get embarressed by Johnny Quest and Johnny Test; then we get embarresed by a bunch of old TWA has beens; and NOW, you abandon me while Tennyson has me choking due to that Omni-Lock! You have been NO help to me, guys! NO HELP!
Jude: Look, dude, we try to help, but...
Duncan: BUT WHAT? You feel like getting beat up by a bunch of old people, so you just stand there while they pound on you?
Owen: Duncan, man! I was kicked out! I couldn't do anything without getting you disqualified! I was trying to help the whole time!
Duncan: Uuurgh...whatever. Look, you got a match, Owen. Try not to screw THAT up. Let's go, guys...
The CnWo walk out the locker room for Owen's match.
We now see Ash Ketchum with the rest of the Poke-Gang and his rookies Rex and Noah.
Rex: Ash, are you sure about this?
Noah: Yeah man. This won't end pretty. You might not walk out.
Ash: Look, for them millionth time; I'll be OK. You guys just need to focus on nXt tonight. Go on ahead. And by the way, good job at The Clash. You took on Zim and Jimmy and almost won. But that was when they were good. You could beat 'em now.
Rex: Wow, thanks!
Noah: We won't let you down!
Rex and Noah leave as Misty steps up.
Misty: ASH!
Ash: Oh, not you too! Misty! I'll be OK!
Iris: You NEED to stop acting like a kid and look at this maturely! In this state, Linus is so crazy, there's no telling WHAT he'll do! He could attack you now and start the match now!
Brock: Iris is right. This must be the most foolish thing you've done yet!
May: And we haven't forgotten when you dove off of the raised Cell onto Tai and put through the announce table at Wrestlemania 17.
Max: Or when you dove off of a ladder onto Blob and put him through the announce table.
Dawn: Or grabbed Kane and gave him an Attitude Adjustment off the turnbuckle and put HIM through the announce table.
Ash: And everything you guys said PROVE my point! I have done SO many things...that I'm practically immune to fear...
Iris: And common sense...
Ash:...I can take whatever that psycho Linus has for me and dish it out TEN TIMES WORSE! But you do have a point, Iris. He might bring the fight to me. So I'm going to bring the fight to you.
Ash walks out of the room as the rest of the gang look at him worriedly.
(Interview Area)
Libby: Libby ya'll! And I'm here with The Brazilian Wonder, Raimundo Pedrosa! Now Rai, at Bragging Rights, you lost your Intercontinental Championship to TD Kenelly! And now tonight, you get your rematch! What're your thoughts?
Rai: TD got lucky, Libby. His little "girlfriend" Helen screwed me over last Sunday. I would still be Champ if she hadn't distracted me and the ref. But now TD sneaks away with the belt. Don't worry though...he won't be having a long reign or anything (Gives Libby a wink). Y'see, I plan on getting my Title back tonight, because I'm not letting Helen get to me. Whether or not she'll be there is another thing. But no matter what happens, I'm giving TD ALL THAT I HAVE TONIGHT! And I'm going to flip off the top for the Air-Sault, and pin him for the 1-2-3. After tonight, TD will just be a footnote, like the rest of his PBS playmates.
(Commercial)
The screen goes gray as the nWo Theme plays. The bell rings soon after.
Goofy: The following match is scheduled for one-fall! Coming to the ring; from Muskoka, Saskatchewan, Canada; weighing in at 420 lbs.; representing the CnWo; Owen!
Iroh: Big Bad Owen is out here, ready to wreck some bodies.
Tarble: After that chewing out from a rather irate Duncan, Owen seems to be more focused then ever.
Vegeta: That lumox cost Duncan a few matches! Him and DJ should be in there, trying to help their leader!
Iroh: Yeah, because Duncan can't fight for himself!
Vegeta: I'm just saying! Look at Digivolution! They'll do anything for their leader!
Tarble: Anything short of the letters "B" and "J", huh?
Vegeta: You're pushing your luck, Tarble. One more crack like that, and I'm going to crack your skull open like a walnut.
Tarble: Sorry brother...
Vegeta: Yeah, that's what I thought...
The lights go back to normal as Owen and the CnWo wait in the ring and outside of it. Several seconds pass, and the opponent hasn't shown up yet.
Vegeta: WHERE IS HE?
Iroh: The guy wants to make a nice impression, huh?
Tarble: He must be running late.
Vegeta: He's wasting TV time! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!
Goofy: And the opponent...from Hillcrest...
Vegeta: Oh crap...
Iroh: No! Not Him Again!
Tarble: Not THEM again!
("We Are One" by 12 Stones plays)
Goofy:...Wolfgang!
Iroh: The Bullies are back! They're back!
Tarble: We were rid of 'em! Soooo close!
Vegeta: Son of a...DAMMIT, RANDY! WHAT GOOD WERE YOU?
Nobody comes on the ramp for a few seconds as The CnWo starts to loosen their guard.
Iroh: Where are they?
Tarble: I don't know. But the CnWO better stay on their to...WATCH OUT!
Lars, Silver Wolf, and Buford come from the left side (From the announce table's point of view) of the audience and attack Jude and Jonesy and beat them down; while Brad, Francis, and Dash attack from the right side and jump Reef and Tyler. Gwen, Courtney, Nikki, Jen, and Heather run away as Wolfgang and Big Brother come from behind the announce table.
Vegeta: The hell? They came out of nowhere!
The Bullies surround Owen and DJ as the two big boys get ready for a fight. Wolfgang directs the team as they creat a circle around them. But Duncan runs in with a chair in hand ready to help his team.
Iroh: Duncan, ready to go to town on The Bullies!
Vegeta: Let's go! Light 'em up!
Tarble: They're still outnumbered though! Hopefully they can find a way!
Duncan, DJ, and Owen prepare themselves and Duncan goes forward and swings...and hits Owen!
Vegeta: WHAT THE...
Iroh: DUNCAN JUST BLASTED OWEN WITH THE CHAIR!
DJ gets in Duncan's face and asks him why he did that, but Brad gets behind him and gives him a Wet Willie. The rest of the Bullies bring Owen to his knees before Dash grabs Owen and lifts him up for a massive Varsity Victory (Angle/Olympic Slam).
Iroh: OOH! Dash just lifted up over 420 lbs. of pure Owen!
They lift DJ back up, only for him to be taken back down by a Silver Paw (Clothesline from Hell) from Silver Wolf. Lars then picks him up and Neck Noogies (Side-Cutter) him. Buford then finishes him with a Van Stompp (Ghetto Stomp). Francis gives DJ a Grayscale (Full Nelson Slam). Big Brother then grabs Owen and gives him a massive Chokebomb!
Tarble: That Big Brother just bombed Owen down to the ground!
Duncan then grabs Owen and gives him The Juvie Driver. He then takes off his shirt to reveal another shirt with a B on it.
Vegeta: NOOOO! NOOOO!
Iroh: DUNCAN'S A BULLY! DUNCAN'S A BULLY!
Tarble: He joined the darkside! Duncan just sold his soul!
Duncan: Yeah...that's right! I'm TIRED of losing! I'm TIRED of embarressment! I'm TIRED of having other people make me look bad! I can't be with losers! Even if I am the leader of them! I needed a way out! Then one day, as I was busy sulking over my last loss, guess who came up to me and offered me a spot? They consoled me and said I was "worth more"! They said I could be SOMEBODY! And guess what...they were right! So I decided I was going to help them! Yeah...I betrayed my team...but let's face it...Owen was going to LOSE anyway!
The crowd boos heavily as Wolfgang takes the mic.
Wolfgang: He he...shame on you guys...Shame on YOU! You thought you were rid of us! You thought Randy and his sushi-rollers saved the day? You thought the Bullies were gone. *Sigh*...Everyone always thinks that...no matter what people do to us...no matter what they try...we will always be back to take out a couple more weenies! We are NOT leaving until the day Animated dies! And afterwards, we'll just invade other companies.
Brad: He he, yeah. And Davis, you want to talk about who's the dominate Team? Well you better be happy with number 2, cause we're number 1! Face it, dillweed; we're the top guys in this business! Go back to your earthquake prone underwater land!
The crowd boos extra loud after the cheap heat remark.
Vegeta: OK, now THAT'S low!
Iroh: Those guys better watch there backs...Japan will NOT be happy with this.
Brad: Yeah! I went there!
Lars: We Bullies aren't going away ANY time soon, man! We've been...are...and always will be...THE BEST!
Duncan: And we're going to continue to dominate Anima...
Owen interrupts Duncan by grabbing him and Mat-Slamming him. He picks Duncan up, but is low blowed, and Wolfgang comes in and Wolf Kick's him in the face to bring him back down!
Iroh: OOH! You saw how we had to jump for the Wolf Kick, right?
Tarble: Either way, Owen is down, The CnWo is finished, and Duncan us now a Bully!
Wolfgang leads the team of 9 out of the ring and to the back as the crowd boos loudly at them.
Iroh: Atrocious. Simply atrocious.
Vegeta: Great...now what?
Tarble: Well The Bullies have regrouped and now are an even BIGGER threat then before, destroying a large team from the inside.
Suddenly, the ball on the side of the ramp goes even lower and it the timer is at 25 minutes.
Iroh: So close! We're nearly halfway there!
(Backstage)
Ash walks through the back looking for Linus. He then sees Eddy and The EPA.
Ash: Hey, Eddy!
Eddy: Hey, spikes! What's goin' on? Hey, where's your AWF World Championship? I thought you beat TK...oh...wait, that's right.
Ash: Ha ha, shrimp. Have you seen Linus?
Eddy: Meh, probably not. I mean...my memory can be jogged a bit...
Ash: Eddy, I'm not joking! Have you seen Linus?
Eddy: You know the drill, kid! Before I cough it up, you have to pay it up!
Ash holds back his anger as he digs in his pocket and shells out 80 bucks for Eddy.
Eddy: Hmmm...yes...I see...OK! I remember! He's with his family. He said he was going to spend some time there. he said he was coming, but I'm not so sure.
Ash: That little...OK, thank you.
Eddy: No problem, spikes! Pleasure doin' business with ya!
Ash: Oh, and Eddy...
Eddy: Yeah?
*SLAP!*
Ash slaps Eddy and walks off as Eddy is being held by Ed, Edd, and Rolf.
Eddy: COME BACK HERE! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU! COOOOME BACK!
Elswhere, Gingka is talking with Dokuro and Sakura.
Gingka: Good to have you back Sakura!
Sakura: Yeah...well, I guess it's nice to be back.
Dokuro: You mean "It's GREAT to be back"! And you get a shot at The US Title tonight! Wolfgang may've screwed you over the first time, but now it's your time!
Sakura: Umm, yeah..sure.
Gingka: Hey man, don't worry! This is going to be a great match! I'm sure Dokuro taught you the basics, and some nice moves in between.
Sakura: She did. Just not sure if I'm good enough.
Gingka: Look man. First: you were screwed out of your first shot, and you were beaten up by Wolfgang, so I can see if you're nervous. Second: you have the skill. I've seen you're training. You're good! Besides, we all start somewhere. And lastly: the whole point is to try your best and put on a show for the crowd! That's the main thing! So come on man!
Dokuro: Oh, don't worry! He will! This match will be the best of the night!
Sakura: Yeah...I guess. Gingka, thanks for dealing with Wolfgang. And tonight, I'm going to prove that what you did wasn't in vain!
Gingka: Aw, now that's the spirit! See ya out there!
(Ring)
"Burn in my Light" by Mercy Drive plays as the bell rings.
Goofy: The following match is scheduled for one-fall! Coming to the ring; representing Digivolution; "The Legend Killer", Taiki Kudo!
Iroh: OK, I'll bite; what is this?
Vegeta: He's the Legend Killer! He can do it!
Tarble: Well in news concerning the "Legend Killer"; Digivolution is suing TWA!
Iroh: During the Hardcore Match on TWA Extream, The Armingtons grated Takato with a cheese grater!
Vegeta: And they deserve it! Those TWA barbarians can't go around doing that! That crap's uncalled for! I hope Digivolution wins that case! Maybe that'll straighten 'em out!
Iroh: It's like ECW. They do this all the time. Digivolution took the match! They should've been happy they ALL weren't taken out like that!
Vegeta: It's still a horrible thing that they had to resort to that!
It's silent for a second besides for the crowd's cheer, until The Dragonball Theme plays. The crowd cheers loudly as Taiki's opponent is revealed to be...
Vegeta: *Does a spit take* YAMCHA?
Iroh: Yamcha! He's back!
Tarble: He's a former Intercontinental, European, and Tag Team Champion! And he is probably the first legend to take on the newly christened Legend Killer!
Vegeta: *Pffffft*, Yamcha's hardly a legend. A few lucky breaks is all...
The bell rings as Taiki throws a couple of right hands at Yamcha. He goes for another one, Yamcha blocks it and flips Taiki over his shoulder. Taiki gets up and receives a Boot to the face from Yamcha. Yamcha bounces off the ropes and gives the LK a Clothesline. He then lifts him up and gives him a Scoop Slam. Yamcha Elbows a grounded Taiki a couple of times before giving him an Elbow Drop. He then waits for him to get up and gives him an Inverted Atomic Drop. Taiki stumbles around for a bit before getting hit with a Snap Suplex. Taiki gets up and is put in a Pumphandle Hold Submission. He wrenches Taiki's neck before Taiki elbows his way out. Taiki bounces off the ropes, but is caught thrown in the air for a Back Body Drop. Taiki struggles to get up, but is grabbed by Yamcha and given a Backbreaker. Taiki stumbles up and is grabbed for a DDT, but he counters it with a Scoop Slam of his own.
Iroh: I'll be honest, Yamcha is using his old style type of wrestling, using every basic move possible.
Vegeta: Well now Taiki is about to take him to the new school.
Taiki bounces off the ropes and lands a Knee Drop onto Yamcha, and then follows it up with a Headlock. Yamcha gets up and elbows his way out and bounces off the ropes; only to be caught by a Hip Toss from Taiki. Taiki grabs Yamcha and gives him a Neckbreaker and keeping hold of Yamcha for a Dragon Sleeper. He keeps it locked in with an occassional knee to the back. The crowd cheers for Yamcha as the bandit gets up and slams Taiki into a corner. Yamcha catches a stumbling Taiki and gives him a Belly to Belly. Yamcha Irish Whips Taiki, who Irish Whips Yamcha. Yamcha is knocked out of the ring with a Clothesline, but Yamcha holds on. Taiki runs over to Yamcha, who pulls the ropes down and Taiki goes over. Yamcha jumps off as Taiki gets up; Taiki grabs Yamcha and Flapjacks him onto the steel steps behind him!
Iroh: OOOH! And that will turn the match over to Taiki!
Tarble: Let's see how he'll capitalize now.
Taiki rolls a dazed and confused Yamcha into the ring. He stalks him as he starts to stumble up. He then jumps up for an RKO...and is pushed down by a recovering Yamcha!
Iroh: He's back in!
Yamcha then belts out a wolf howl as he crouches down and waits for Taiki to get up. The crowd goes crazy as they are about to witness a legendary move.
Tarble: He's getting positioned for a Wolf Fang Fist!
Vegeta: Are you serious? He's about to actually win this!
Yamcha goes for The Wolf Fang Fist (A Strike to the Head), but Taiki ducks under it and gives him a kick to his knees, knocking him on his other knee. He gets up only to receive a RKO from Taiki. He then pins Yamcha.
1,2,3!
(The bell rings)
Goofy: Here is your winner, Taiki Kudo!
Iroh: Well the young boy won his first match against a legend! And this is an accomplishment!
Vegeta: The young Legend Killer has just killed his first in a long line of legends that will suffer the same fate.
Taiki exits the ring as Yamcha sits up and looks upset as the crowd chants "YAMCHA! YAMCHA! YAMCHA!". Yamcha gets up and waves at the crowd as they cheer him on. But suddenly, Taiki runs in and stomps him out in the middle of the ring.
Tarble: HEY! That was totally unneccessary! That match was over!
Vegeta: Teaching that Bandit a lesson! HEY YAMCHA...I GOT BULMA!
Iroh; Seriously, Vegeta? At a time like this?
Yamcha is kneeling down struggling to get up right before Taiki runs up to him and...
Iroh: OOOH! HE PUNTED HIM IN THE SKULL! HE PUNTED HIM IN THE SKULL!
Tarble: NOOO! WHAT'S THE POINT! THE MATCH WAS OVER!
Vegeta: HAHAHA! THAT'S WHAT THAT IDIOT GETS! TRYING TO BE A HERO!
Taiki grabs a mic and starts to rant.
Taiki: HA! You see...I AM A LEGEND KILLER! I am better then Yamcha...and I DEFINETLY better then the ENTIRE Z Fighters...
The crowd boos as Vegeta looks on confused.
Vegeta: Aaaah, the brat thinks he's better...
Iroh: Then The Z Fighters...
Vegeta:...then me? How dare he?
Taiki then gives a sly glance at Vegeta before dropping the mic and rolling out the ring.
Vegeta: *Pfffft*, brat...I'd end him...wrestling or a street fight...
(Backstage)
Miguel: Now that the group is back, we can make sure we stay in power!
Theo: Yeah man! Tonight, we take out Naruto!
Tito: We do? Why?
Theo: Tonight, it's Naruto vs. Tito and Theo in a handicap match! Tonight, one of us is pinning a Former World Champion...
Tito: OOOH! SI! SI! That is great! Can I pin him?
Theo: Be my guest, little buddy!
Tito: He he he...
Maya: Good luck out there guys! Buerna Suerte!
Theo: Thanks!
Tito: Gracias!
Vegeta: Well tonight, we have Tito and Theo's first match in eight years! But next is nXt!
(Commercial)
TW: Welcome back to nXt! We have six teams left! Greg and Rowley! Megaman X and Zero! Skunk and Rabbit! The Elrics! Finna and Jake! And Rex and Noah! Now tonight, we get back to regular competition and...
Greg snatches the mic from TW...
Greg: One question...why is everyone talking about THOSE guys, Rex and Noah! they should be talking about US! Greg and Rowley! The FUTURE of Tag Team wrestling! WE shouldn't be shafted for Big POSERS like you two! I demand that we get the RESPECT that's coming to us! NOW!
Rex grabs a mic and starts to talk.
Rex: Kid...if you were able to do HALF of the things I could do, you'd get a little more respect then you get. Unfortunately, all you're going to get is THE SHAFT! You aren't as good as US, little buddy! We have talent! We have charisma! We have the drive to keep going to give these fans a great match! YOU on the other hand, are just doing this to get famous! I think we all know who the fans respect!
Greg: Like I care! I don't NEED them! Me and Rowley can do just as much as YOU! You have your karate! And we have our...charisma!
Rex: Wanna prove that?
Greg: OK! Rex vs...
...ROWLEY!
Rowley: HUH?
Rex: He he, can't fight your own battles, Heffley?
Greg: I'll let my best friend Rowley do it for me! He is my friend! And he'll do ANYTHING for me! So he'll send a message to YOU!
TW: Well then...how about on the next nXt...Rowley vs. Rex! But tonight...we have a new challenge! Now, we could have you guys race around the arena...OOOOOOOOR, we could have a challenge that involves ringwork! Y'see: The Road Warriors had the Doomsday Device; The Hardys had the Extreme Combination; MNM had the Snapshot; Big Show and Kane had the Double Chokeslam; and The Dudleys had 3D! Now, for tonights challenge, we're going to see who has the best Tag Team Finisher! First up...Rex and Noah!
Rex and Noah get in the ring and grab the Dummy laying in the corner. Rex outs it on his shoulder Samoan Drop style and gets on the top turnbuckle. He jumps off for a Samoan Drop, and Noah Savate Kicks the Dummy in the head and Rex connects with the Samoan Drop.
TW: Nice. I believe you guys call it "Providence", right? Nice! Alright, next up is Greg and Rowley!
Greg and Rowley walk into the ring, and Greg bumps shoulders with Rex as they exit the ring. Greg grabs the dummy and puts it in under his arm in a Rolling Cutter position. He lifts him up and Rowley grabs its head and gives it a Powerbomb while Greg slams it back down himself.
TW: And that's your finisher, "The Wimpy Bomb". Alright! Time for Rabbit and Skunk!
Skunk hops into the ring along with Rabbit. Skunk grabs the dummy and puts it on his shoulders. He twists him off in a Flapjack throw for it to get a Codebreaker from Rabbit.
TW: That's your finisher, "The Valley Driver"! Next up, Finn and Jake!
Finn and Jake get in the ring and grab the dummy. Finn has the dummy in a DDT position and lifts it up on his shoulders for Jake to grab it also and get slammed back down to the mat immediatley.
TW: Hmm, and you guys call that "The Adventure Slam". OK, Megaman X and Zero!
MX and Zero get in the ring and grab the dummy. MX Powerbombs The Dummy and has it in a Powerbomb Pin position, and Zero leaps of the top rope and Leg Drops the dummy.
TW: There goes "The XZ Crossover", or the "XZC"! And lastly, The Elrics!
Edward and Alphonse get in the ring and grab the dummy. Edward gives it an Automail Clothesline and Alphonse gives it a Shooting Star Press immediatley afterward.
TW: A mash-up of two finishers! Nice! The "Elric Combination", I guess? Well fans, tonight, we're going to do something special...we're going to let YOU decide through votes on WWE dot A dot com! Who do you think had the best finisher! Well that's all for nXt this...
Out of nowhere, Greg smacks Rex in the back with a chair and stomps him out while he's on the ground. Noah comes in to help, and Greg runs to the back. Rex clutches his arm as Noah yells in anger.
Meanwhile, the ball on the stage goes down lower as the timer says 7 minutes.
(Commercial)
We're in the ring as the bell rings.
Goofy: The following match is scheduled for one-fall...and it is for the Toon United States Championship!
(Generic J-Pop music plays)
Goofy: Intoducing the challenger! From Japan; accompanied by Dokuro-chan; Sakura!
Vegeta: Kid has no chance. Nada. Zip. Zilch. NOTHING!
Iroh: I don't know. We never saw him wrestle! He would've made his debut against Wolfgang on that fateful RAW, but...well, you know...
Tarble: Sakura has a chance. It's the WWE! Anything can happen! And that goes DOUBLE for Animated!
Then the Beyblade: Metal Fusion Theme plays as the crowd goes wild.
Goofy: And coming to the ring; he is The Toon United States Champion; Gingka Hagane!
Iroh: Hail the conquering hero!
Vegeta: Barely! The Bullies are back! He didn't do much!
Tarble: Well tonight, he defends his belt! This is going to be a GREAT match!
The bell rings as the two men shake hands in the middle of the ring. They circle each other before getting in a tie-up. Gingka puts Sakura in a headlock, but Sakura turns it into a Back Body Drop! Gingka looks on in amazement as Sakura has his game face on.
Iroh: Gingka look astonished at this sudden development!
Vegeta: he probably thought he was going to get an easy victory here. Ha...slacker...
Tarble: Well whatever the case, I think we're about to see a REAL MATCH!
Gingka runs towards Sakura, who ducks under a Clothesline and gives Gingka an STO. Sakura locks Gingka in an Armlock, but Gingka gets up and trips Sakura up. Gingka grabs Sakura's arm and gives it a Knee Drop. Sakura gets up clutching his arm as Gingka grabs him and Snap Suplexes him. Gingka picks him up and Irish Whips Gingka, and catches him on the rebound for a Monkey Toss; but Sakura lands on his feet and kicks Gingka in the gut. He then bounces off the ropes and gives Gingka a Flying Shoulder Block. Gingka gets up and receives a Dropkick to the face. Gingka gets up again and receives another Back Body Drop from Sakura. Sakura rests on the ropes as Gingka tries to get up. Sakura grabs him and goes for a DDT, but Gingka reverses it and turns it into a Russian Leg Sweep. He gets up and nods his head affirmitivly, happy that he has a challenge. Gingka runs to the ropes and gives him a Fist Drop. He picks Sakura up and goes for a Scoop Slam, but Sakura gets out of it and bounces off the ropes, but is caught and given a Tilt-a-Whirl Slam out of nowhere by Gingka who goes for the pin!
1...2...
Sakura kicks out!
Iroh: Gingka just pulled out a random move!
Tarble: We've never seen him do THAT before!
Vegeta: He's just taking the boy seriously! He better KEEP doing that!
Tarble: I thought you said he was no match for Gingka?
Vegeta: Yeah, I know. But does Gingka know that? He better focus!
Sakura gets up and Gingka picks him up Electric Chair style and slams him back down. Sakura crawls to the ropes, but Gingka grabs him and gives him a Dragon Sleeper. Sakura tries to get up as Gingka holds his neck in the hold. Sakura slowly gets up and finally breaks out and bounces off the ropes...before getting caught in a Powerful Clothesline! Sakura gets up and is Bulldogged by Gingka. Gingka waits for Sakura to get up. He stalks him and finally goes for a Sit-Out Facebuster, but Sakura turns it into a DDT! Sakura gets up and raises his fist as Gingka holds onto the ropes to get up. Sakura bounces off the top rope and gives Gingka a Springboard Elbow! Gingka holds his face as Sakura grabs Gingka by the neck. He goes for a goes for a Northern Lights Suplex, but Gingka gets out of it and goes for a Elbow Smash. But Sakura ducks under that and goes for a Savate Kick. Gingka catches it and throws him off...but Sakura comes back with a Dragon Whip! Gingka tries to get up as Sakura looks amazed and starts to stalk Gingka. Gingka is getting up as Sakura grabs his neck and goes for a Shiranui (Or Sliced Bread No. 2 as Brian Kendrick calls it ;D). But Gingka grabs him in mid-air and gives him an Electric Chair Drop! Gingka finally wants to end it by stalking him for a Pegasus Spear. He waits for Sakura to get up and bounces off the ropes. But Sakura jumps over one attempt; and on the second one, he gives goes for a Headscissors Takedown and puts him in a Small Package!
Iroh: OH OH! HE'S GOT 'IM!
Tarble: YES! YES! WAIT, WHAT THE...
The ref counts...
1...
2...
Wolfgang interferes and breaks the pin up, causing the ref to ring the bell, amidst all of the fans booing!
Vegeta: SHOULDA FINISHED THE JOB, GINGKA!
Iroh: It was a good match too!
Tarble: Wolfgang just won't stop!
Wolfgang picks Gingka up and gives him a Sit-Out Spinebuster. Gingka writhes in pain as Wolfgang picks him up for the Wasteland. But Sakura Elbow Smashes Wolfgang in the back!
Iroh: Sakura! He's pissed now!
Tarble: He's tired of Wolfgang!
Vegeta: Foolish choice! But I love his bravado!
Wolfgang backs Sakura into a corner and starts yelling in his face. But Sakura SLAPS him! He starts throwing several right hands before giving him a Savate Kick! Wolfgang stumbles around into a Pegasus Spear from Wolfgang! Gingka picks Wolfgang up before getting a Headbutt to his gut from Wolfgang. Wolfgang then throws Gingka into Sakura. Sakura moves Gingka out of the way, but gets a Wolf's Kick for his troubles! Gingka gets up and starts trading punches with Wolfgang.
Iroh: This rivalry certainly didn't end with Bragging Rights! They're duking it out right here!
Tarble: These two certainly won't stop until one of the gives!
They continue to trade punches before...
...The ball on the ramp is nearing it's end. Suddenly, the Titantron starts showing the remainder of the coutdown...
13...
12...
11...
Tarble: Looks like we're about to find out what the surprise is!
10...
9...
7...
Iroh: I'm very excited! What can it be!
Vegeta: Hurry up, ya eyesore!
Then...the countdown started making a familiar sound effect; like a cybernetic countdown...
6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
0...
Then fireworks start going off on the stage as the arena goes dark with flashing lights. Then familiar music started to play, similar to...
Tarble: Chris Jericho?
Iroh: It can't be...
"BREAK THE WALLS DOOOOOWN! BREAK DOWN THE WALLS!"
In the Titantron video close-up, we see a silhouette holding it's hands up. The scene cuts to a person on the ramp doing the same thing. The person then turns around to reveal himself as...
...CAWF's Souichi Sugano! Y2S!
Iroh: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! SOUICHI SUGANO! Y2S! THE CROWD'S GOING NUTS!
Tarble: CAWF HAS INVADED ANIMATED! I REPEAT, CAWF HAS INVADED ANIMATED!
Vegeta: THAT'S WHAT WE WERE WAITING FOR? A STUPID KID WITH A CAR? CRAP!
The crowd goes nuts at the new star as he starts doing various poses. Gingka, Wolfgang, and a groggy Sakura look on as the man interrupted their fight. Souichi's music goes off as he tries to talk, but the crowd is too pumped.
Crowd: Y2S! Y2S! Y2S!
Y2S: YES! YES! YES! Finally...Animated...is...SAGANO!
Vegeta: Uncatchy...
Y2S: And I am here to SAVE YOU ALL...from this! What in the blue hell are you doing? What is this? We got...the "Alpha Male" Wolfgang...let me tell you something, you're more of the Alpha Female, THE ALPHA BITCH! We got spiky red head here...oh crap, Satan's here! And we got...hey, didn't Dokuro kill you...FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME TODAY? Wow, it's like a regular freak show! The World's manliest women, the kid with the flaming head, and the boy who gets nailed by a girl!
Vegeta: Is he going to keep cracking jokes the whole time...
Y2S: The reason I'm here is because I am tired of you two, Gingka and Wolfgang! Wolfgang, I hate you for obvious reasons. Gingka, you think you represent ALL of Anime in your "struggle" against Wolfgang? *He starts walking down the ramp* You DON'T represent all of us! You don't represent ME! I'm not part of your STUPID war with a bunch of low IQ Baboons! I represent my own damn self! And I don't need you talking about how you defended the honor of Anime! You and Randy didn't even do a good job fending them off! They're still here! Just face it...YOU LOST! And now it's time for a NEW US Title Contender! Sakura, you had your chance, but you played patient WAAAAY too long! It's time for a new man to step up...it's time for a new challenger...it's time...for...Sagano!
Souichi slides in the ring and ducks under Clothesline from Wolfgang. He then starts throwing several jabs at Wolfgang and finally gives the stumbling Bully a Back Body Drop. Wolfgang gets up and receives a Codebreaker! He turns around sees Gingka run at him for a Spear, but he jumps up and Gingka runs into the turnbuckle! Sakura gets up and goes for a Shiranui, but Y2S throws him off. He then runs to the ropes, jumps off of them, and gives Sakura a Lionsault! Gingka then stumbles to Sakura, who trips him up and locks him in The Walls of Sagano (Complete with knee on the head). Gingka starts tapping out as Souichi keeps the locked hold in as the crowd is mixed with cheers and boos. He let's go and holds up the US Title Belt. He then drops it back down and runs out of the ring when the rest of The Bullies run to the ring. Souchi is in the crowd posing as the crowd pats him on the back.
Iroh: Sagano has broke ties with the Anime group!
Tarble: He doesn't want to be involved with the Anime cause! He just wants the US Title!
Vegeta: What an idiot! How can he just barge in and demand a Title Shot! I think he needs to be kicked out! Does he even have a contract?
(Garage)
In the garage, we see white limo roll up. On the passenger door, their's a logo that reads "SOS".
Vegeta: That's her! That's her! Haruhi! Haruhi!
Iroh: Well Haruhi, she debuts...NEXT!
(Commercial)
Deadpool: Deadpool here...and you may be wondering what I'm doing in a commercial...weeeeeeell let's just say I know some guys...who knows a guy...who KNEW a guy...that's now dead...and HE knew a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a girl, who screwed a guy, who knew a guy, who screwed with ten guys, who...
Director: We only have thirty seconds left...
Deadpool: Oh, OK! Well, I have here a Blu-Ray copy of "The Marvelous few: Marvel in Wrestling". It higlights some of the best Marvel stars that came into the WWE, WCW, ECW, and more! Wolverine, Cyclops, Rogue, Jean Grey, Spiderman, Hulk, Captain America, and me! Ho, Hold up...wait, what...WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT IN IT? I'M MARVEL! I'm one of the best damn Marvel guys of all time! Never mind Wolverine and Spidey...but they don't have balls like me! OK, Wolverine does...but Canada rules! OK, Wolverine's Canadian...but I was made in a lab! OK, Wolverine was made in a lab...but I have sharp blade! Ok, Wolverine has sharp blades...six of 'em...BUT HE doesn't have a movie! Wait...I don't have one...He's been in THREE X-Men movies...and his own Prequel...I was in it though, remember? Yeah yeah...Barakapool...
...enjoy your stupid DVD...
Deadpool throws the DVD at the camera and storms off before being jumped by Paul in the background. He has Deadpool on the ground and Paul goes to kick him in the stomach, but Deadpool dodges it and Dropkicks Paul into a speaker.
Deadpool: We're in a commercial, Paul! Not now! When we get in the show, you can do that! See ya!
Deadpool teleports out of the filming area, much to the anger of visible anger of Paul, who is seen throwing the speakers down and destroying the break area by breaking the table.
(Ring)
The Sailor Moon Opening plays as Sailor walks out holding her Title Belt. She walks into the commentary table and grabs a pair of headphones.
Vegeta: Once again, the beautiful Usagi has come to grace out presence!
Sailor: Thank you, Vegeta! You're looking handsome today! And your hair is spikier than normal. Are you using a new hair gel?
Vegeta: THANK YOU! SOMEBODY NOTICED! These slobs here don't know style!
Tarble: What happened to the Saiyan Prince?
Vegeta: He was replaced by the Good Looking Saiyan Commentator.
"What Love Is in-house remix" by Scooter and Lavelle plays as Meg comes out admist boos. The bell rings afterwards.
Goofy: The following match is scheduled for one-fal! Coming to the ring; from Quahog, Rhode Island; Meg Gri...
Goofy suddenly becomes ill and goes out of the ring to throw up in a bucket.
Vegeta: Ugh, good idea, Goofy. Who let her back in...
Tarble: Where does the Meg Hate come from...
Iroh: Well...where do I start...
Meg startes flaunting around in the ring as Goofy tries to recover.
Sailor: She's going to lose...point blank. Even if she IS going to face...
Yuki and Mikuru walk out and stand to opposite sides of the ramp.
Yuki: Introducing the greatest addition the The Animated Roster since Son Goku...
Mikuru: From Tokyo, Japan; She is the soon to be Toon Women's Champion...HARUHI SUZUMIYA!
Haruhi Suzumiya opening plays as Haruhi walks out angrily amidst thousands of boos from the crowd.
Sailor: Look at this freak...thinking that she's better then me. HA! I'll OWN that bit...
Iroh: Sailor, this girl has been around different companies, winning Championship after Championship! She is probably the most qualified at this point!
Vegeta: Don't disrespect our Champion like that, General! Haruhi may look good on paper, but Sailor is the real deal! 5x Women's Champion! She knows how to handle herself! A Senshi Boot would put her out!
Sailor: Well said, Prince...
Vegeta: Thank you, Senshi...
Tarble: Oh brother...
The bell rings as Meg runs towards Haruhi, who throws Meg into a turnbuckle. Meg hangs on the corner as Haruhi runs towards her and Clotheslines her. Meg stumbles out of the corner and into a Belly to Belly from Haruhi. Meg gets up and is knocked back down with a Running STO. Haruhi then lifts Meg up for an Alabama Slam, but Meg reverses it and kicks Haruhi in her lef leg, knocking her on her right knee. Meg bounces off the ropes and lands a Bulldog onto Haruhi and pins. 1,2, Haruhi kicks out. Meg kicks Haruhi in the gut and bounces off the ropes. She misses the Dropkick to Haruhi's head, and Haruhi takes advantage and lands a kick to Meg's temple. Haruhi lifts Meg up and gives her the Alabama Slam. She then gets on the top rope and lands a Melancholic Angel! Meg rolls around in pain as she is picked up and lifted onto Haruhi's shoulders. She then gives Meg The MysticDog (Fireman's carry bulldog). She then pins the unfortunate Griffin.
1...2...3
(The bell rings)
Goofy: Here is your winner, Haruhi Suzumiya!
Iroh: Well Haruhi wins in her debut ma...
Haruhi: Sailor! Get your ass in here! I want you RIGHT NOW! You! Me! For the Belt!
Vegeta: What's with these newcomers wanting Title shots straight from the get-go! What is this, amateur night for the Belts?
Sailor walks in the ring and stares at Haruhi. They have an intense stare-off until Misty runs out with a mic.
Misty: Sorry Haruhi, but I got dibs on Sailor next...
Sailor: HA! Dibs! What are you, a child? Nobody is getting a shot at this...
Sailor is about to walk out the ring, when Gwen walks out and gets in her way.
Gwen: Oh no! I was screwed last Sunday! I DESERVE a Title shot!
Sailor: SCREWED? I BEAT YOU fair and squarein the MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Gwen: Look, I beat you before...and I can beat you again! I just need ONE MORE SHOT!
Haruhi: Back of the line, witch!
Gwen: Honey, you just got here. Back off!
Rika then walks out with a mic.
Rika: Unfortunately, none of you deserve the next shot. Y'see...I am here for Digivolution, and I lay claim to the next Title shot!
Sailor: Who are YOU? Get out of here! You haven't even had a MATCH!
Rika: I can smack you around this ring, barbie. WANNA SEE?
Haruhi: What can YOU do?
Rika: What I lack in speed, strength, and charisma, I make up for in...pardon John Cena's famous line...RUTHLESS, AGRESSION!
Rika Lou Thesz Presses Sailor and unloads a barrage of punches on her face. Haruhi breaks her off and goes for an Alabama Slam, but Rika breaks out of it and gives Haruhi a German Suplex! Misty the goes to Superkick Rika, but misses. Rika then gives the 4x Women's Champion a Sit-Out Facebuster and gives a charging Gwen a Powerful Lariat! Out of nowhere though, Sakura Haruno runs out and gives Rika a Petal Pluck (Backcracker). Sakura puts her fist up and yells out "CHA!" as the crowd is behind her! But unfortunately, someone is behind her. Sailor nails a turning Sakura with a Senshi Boot to the face!
Iroh: OOH! Victory is fleeting, Sakura!
Tarble: Sailor is the lone warrior in the ring!
"Shutterbug" by Big Boi plays as TW walks out.
TW: Alright ladies...I got something...you ALL want a shot at the Title! Well Sailor, time for a defense! At Survivor Series, it's a Six Women Match for the Toon Women's Championship! All six of you! And...well...let's make it interesting...a 20 minute Scramble Match! Good luck, Sailor...
Sailor screams loudly, but Haruhi spins her around, lifts her up and slams her back down for a MysticDog! Haruhi lifts the belt up high in the air and signals that the belt WILL be hers!
Iroh: Haruhi makes a HUGE statement on her first night!
Tarble: We have a 20 Minute Six Women Championship Scramble! Remember the last Women's Championship Scramble?
Iroh: In the first one for the women ever; in the LAST 5 seconds, Lucy Van Pelt became Temporary Champion an became the TRUE Champion, much to former Champion Toph's surprise!
Vegeta: I KNEW IT! HE DOES HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST SAILOR AND THE STRONG 90'S! DAMMIT!
(Backstage)
Yusuke is walking with Keiko in the hallway holding hands.
Keiko: This was a great date, Yusuke. I'm glad you took a night off.
Yusuke: Yeah. I finished my business with Gohan. He's in a hospital somewhere in West City recovering from a broken neck.
Keiko: Either way, I'm glad you're here...nothing could make this night better...
Yusuke: Something can...
Yusuke gets on one knee and grabs Keiko's hand.
Yusuke: Keiko, I want to spend the rest of my life with you...believe it or not...so...will you marry me?
He pulls out a black box with a ring and places it on her finger. Keiko cries and screams out...
Keiko: YES! YES!
Vegeta: That's adorable!
Tarble: What happened to the big bad street thug?
Vegeta: He's about to be a husband! I had to give up my bad status when I got married and had Trunks!
Tarble: After you whored her from Yamcha...
Vegeta: I'm sorry, how about we talk about YOUR wife; y'know, that freakt cat alien thing?
Tarble: I love her!
Vegeta: Do you change her litterbox everyday like your supposed to?
We now see Chuckie trying to get an interview with TW...
Chuckie: Uh, TW; following your announcement for the Toon Women's Championship match, do you have number one contender for the Toon World Championship?
TW: Actually, yes I do. I hand picked him and he jumped up at the oppurtunity. He'll make himself known tonight.
Chuckie: Thank you sir!
TW: No problem!
Then, Tsunade walks up to him, angry as ever.
Tsunade: What was that?
TW: What?
Tsunade: YOU HANDPICKED a new number one contender...that's supposed to be a TEAM effort! You have no right to make decisions by yourself! You were brought to this team as a tie-breaker! You better know your place, brat!
TW: I thought you two would've agreed with me.
Tsunade: Oh, bull! You control freak! Next time, you consult me and Sarutobi, GOT IT?
TW: Yeah yeah, OK.
Tsunade storms off as TW looks unaffected by the discussion.
Vegeta: Trying to take their jobs! How horrible! Man! Y'know what...I hope he gets his comeuppance!
We now see Ash trying to walk out of the arena, but is stopped by the rest of his team, includiding a recovering Misty.
Misty: Ash...no! On your loooooong lost of stupid actions...
Ash: Misty, move!
Brock: Linus and The Peanuts Gang might be planning to jump you! They might WANT you to do this!
Ash: Well they're going to get it!
Dawn: Ash!
Ash: Leave! NOW!
Pikachu: Pika!
Ash:...Look, not even you can stop me Pikachu! OUTTA MY WAY!
Ash pushes everyone out of his way and storms out of the arena to the Peanuts hometown.
(Interview Area)
Penny: Salutations! Penny here! And I'm here with The Toon Intercontinental Champion, TD! Now TD, what are your thoughts on your Title defense tonight?
TD: Raimundo made fun of me and PBS, and now he's paying for it. And once again, Rai's long list of failures grows longer. He gets a giant chance...and then he BLOWS it...he's the ONLY person in Wrestling history to win TWO Royal Rumbles...and lose BOTH of his World Title shots. He wins the Intercontinental Championship...and loses the Championship to me...I'm a rookie! He's a ten year veteran! He should've had the adavntage! But unfortunately...well...you know...my rookie standing was better then his "Failure curse". And tonight will be no different. Rai's going to lose, I'm going to retain, and he'll go back into obscurity...while my career will begin to TAKE OFF!
TD walks off and starts walking to the ring as we now see a split screen with TD and Raimundo walking to the ring also...
Iroh: And now the Intercontinental Championship rematch is next!
(Commercial)
I'm just waiting trying to finish these last few parts, but for now, here goes Pt. 1!
Tell me what you think! Pt. 2 should come out real soon :)