A/N: I had to rewrite this because I lost the whole chapter! But my friend Collin cheered me up by giving me his koi on neopets. Thanks again for like, the thousandth time! Oh, and this is still the 21st of December...
Disclaimer: I do NOT own PSoH. Heh, heh. No witty comment this time...
7:05 p.m.
So, they drive up to a large mansion-like house. It's white with gold trimmings and very large, duh. It's kinda like the size of an inn. So they stop at the top of the driveway and get out. They all walk inside and look around. Right in front of them is a gorgeous living room and on the left a coat closet. "Alright so let's take our coats and shoes off and put them in the closet on the left." Judith says immediately. So they did. "Would you like a short tour before bed?" "Sure, why not?" D says with great interest. "Oh, and you can call me Judy. Ok, so as you can see this is the living room," Judith says as they walk into it. "If you turn to the left you'll see our 2 foot by 4 foot plasma screen TV with over a thousand channels so my Jerry can watch sports whenever." "Wow uncle! You're so lucky to have a girl like her!" "Yeah, she is the greatest." "Oh, Jerry." Then they kiss, just a quick one though. "Man, I did NOT want to see that. Sick!" "Um, uncle?" "Oh, sorry!" "let's continue with the tour then! Now see this couch? We just got it! It's made of animal fur, lion's mane even! And-" "Oh, how could you?! Do you know how many lions were torture and shaved to make this couch?! Really, what kind of people are you?! I mean-" Leon covers his mouth and says, "Sorry 'bout him! He just can't stand it when people torture animals." "I thought he was just a vegetarian! I didn't know he'd be upset by this!" D grabs his stomach and Leon takes his hand off his mouth. "I think I need to use the restroom." "Oh my gosh! I'll take you to the nearest one!" So Judy grabs D's wrist and kind of drags him to the bathroom. Whe they get there D goes over to the toilet and pukes. "Are you ok now?" D relys with a cynical glare. "Eep!" "So, shall we join the others? Or is there animal fur in every room?" "That is... Umm... Would you like to go to the room you'll be sleeping in?" So there is animal fur in every room. How could she. She leads him upstairs to the second room on the right. "Ok, this is your room," She says as she opens the door. But what do they see? Animal furs everywhere! D faints at the sight of the furs. "Oh no! I forgot about these!" She quickly takes him to the 3rd toom on the left. Leon's room.
While this happens...
"So, do you guys wan to continue the tour?" "Yeah, D's gonna be fine." "You sure?" "Yeah." "Ok well let's go to the kitchen and dining area." He leads them to a room to the right of the living room. There they see a large mahogony table. "This table is big enough to fit about 14 people. We got it ready for the Christmas party. And over there," He points to the left, "Is the kitchen. Noth-" Then they hear a thump coming from upstairs. "Wonder what that could be?" Leon asks. "Let's go find out. Hope no one's hurt." So they run upstairs to where the sound had come from. "Hey, are you alright?" "I am but D fainted at the sight of all the animals furs." "You didn't think when you brought him up here did you?" "No, sorry. I've got him in Leon's bed." "What?! Why my bed?" "It was the room closest without any animal furs. You've got too much stuff. Your father gave us all the stuff from when you were still with him." "Oh, yeah.." "So we got to find him a new room to stay in. Will you help us out?" "Sure, the sooner, the better. Chris, you stay here with the count, ok?" Chris nods and sits in a chair that's in the corner of the room. Leon, Jerry, and Judy go to find the count a new room. It didn't take too long. The room was the 5th on the right. "Leon, why don't you go and carry Count D over here." "Why me?!" "Because he's your friend and he's in your room." "Fine, I'll go get him." "Good." So Leon walks over to his room and picks up D. "Hey Chris, go to the 5th room on the right. That's where Jerry and Judy are. Go ask where you'll be sleeping." Chris obediantly leaves the room and Leon with D right after. D wakes up and slowly opens his eyes. He sees Leon and says, "What happened?" "You fainted and now I'm carrying to your room. Now go back to sleep." "Alright." Then Chris and Judy leave the room and Leon and D enter it. Leon gently places D on his bed and covers him up. "So, good night Jerry." "Good night, Leon" And they both leave to their rooms. Leon notices Judy coming out of the room acrossed of his. "Chris is going to sleep this room. Good night." "Good night." Leon then goes into his room lies down on his bed. What a day... By now it's 8:00 p.m.
A/N: I don't think that was too bad. It's probably better than what I originally wrote. Listening to the weird Asian music helps. Heh, heh. Wonder what should happen in the next 2 days before the party? Wow, I didn't think that I planned the flight that early.