Hunny- I wonder.....does Kao-chan have the brains for both him and Hika-chan?
Mori and Hunny look over at Kaoru and Hikaru. Kaoru is reading and Hikaru is staring into space with his gob open, catching flies (literally).
Mori-....yes
Hikaru- (swallows a fly)
Kaoru- (looks up) Did you just swallow a fly?
Hikaru- Yeah.....
Kaoru- Why?
Hiakru- (spits) I don't know why.
Hunny- Why you swallowed a fly?
Kyoya- (calls over) He's gonna die
Kaoru- (doesn't like the prospect of his brother dying) Quick! Swallow a spider!
Mori- (grabs Hikaru and shoves some random poor spider down the kids throat) There.
Hikaru- (gulps) It.......its wiggling inside me....it tickles....
Kaoru- Did it catch the fly?
Hikaru- How the hell am I supposed to know?
Haruhi- (just walked in with Tamaki) What about getting the spider out?
Kaoru- Thats easy, swallow a bird. (hands Hikaru Pyro-chan, Mori's chick)
Hikaru- (scoffs) Swallow a bird? How absurd!
Haruhi- Do you wanna die?
Hikaru- (Swallows bird) Now how do I get rid of the bird?
Nekozawa- (Just walked in) What is going onnnnnn.....fufufufufufu, do you need....black magic?
Kaoru- Ne, we just need your cat. (Takes Nekozawa's cat and shoves it down Hikaru's throat)
Hunny- Imagane that! He swallowed a cat!
Nekozawa- My cat!!!
Hikaru- Ne, it was fat, thats that.
Tamaki- About the cat...
Kaoru- Swallow Antoinette!
Tamaki- Huh?!
Mori- (picks up Tamaki's dog and gives it to Hikaru to eat) There.
Tamaki- 0_0 My dogggggggg! Antoineetttttteeeeee!
Antoinette- Woof? (gets eaten)
Hikaru- Yum, dog.
'Tamaki- (screeching) You swallowed my dogggggg youuuuu hoggggggg!
Haruhi- And all because he swallowed a fly
Kyoya- And he's still gonna die.
Kaoru- We have no cows, so just swallow this random teapot.
Hikaru- (nearly dead and swallows teapot)
Kaoru- And the horses that you abused in episode 26 and chapter one
Hikaru- Of course....why didn't I think of a horse......(swallows horse and dies)
Kaoru- Huh? He died.
Kyoya- Why the hell didn't you call a doctor?! I told you so
Kaoru- Shadddupppppp (slaps Kyoya)
Hunny-.....still think Kao-chan is smart?
Mori- I never said he was smart.....I just said he was compared to Hikaru.
Hunny- Welllllllll, Hika- chan did swallow all those animals (and the teapot!)
Mori- (ignores the fact that Hunny could eat twice that much in cake form)
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Bob- Poor children.....their nursery rhymes.....ruined!
Yumi- I knowwwww this didn't make any sense, but it was funny spur of the moment thing, so yeah....
Oko- (had her nursery rhyme fantasies ruined and is crying in a corner)
Yumi- Sayounara! ^^'