A/N KK its been awhile but I got the feelings that the story that I have wrote shouldbe updated like maybe i dunno more.
So I have wrote much more 4 all u lucky clams enjoy bithces.
ZSelda was a coming up the road. things were grim and gettin grinner. The sky was
dark with the darknessof the day and I was inside checking the weathe reportes, it was impotent because i had a picnic unkow and where do peopel even get those llittle baskets? cus I like shopped forever to find one but i cant find one so I guessmaybe I'll have 2 pac everthingn in a shopping bag but Im bringing the condoms if u know what I MEAN );
But back 2 topic zelda was doing somehting and then she was in my house room.
"zelda" zelda said
"what u want" I wrote.
"Get me sum sex protection i need it cus link wants to intrude me" she bugled.
"I aint no ho go to lowes if u want sum" i snorted then i kicked zelda out but its all coo,l it's like on fresh prince when will kicks that black guy out unkwo?
over in asia tho things were gettin crazy. ganon beat up the kings of china and ruled there and he also got that hiphop person to be his slave. but lets get to the sexy part. The sex!
I disguisted myselves as a hiphop poser and posed as a hiphop person that was the slave that was gaonons in china in asia over there.
"Hey hip hop hophiphopophi" i rapped. "i ho bitch nom viola" it was so convincin that ganon sexed me up rite there in front of Obama. and he joined in!
But after wards it turned out it wasnt ganon it was link.
But there was a secret, But there was a sexcret.
me and zelda were preganant...with the same baby!
omg thats a cliffster 4 U! btw if u must know Im a girl so stop with all, the guy stuffs ok? its like ob noxus.