(At The Party)
Everyone was having a good time. Anderson was currently holding himself from killing with Shisui holding his collar. Tobi was hitting on Rip only for Hans to stop him. Maxwell was running away from Zorin and Heinkel and Yumie were drinking the night away. The Major and Alucard were playing chess. By chess I mean Alucard shooting the pieces whenever he got one. Doc and Schrodinger were drinking away at the punch, unknown to them Pip spiked the punch. Itachi was trying to get Sarah outside.
"Sarah come on! Tobi's more social than you." Itachi said.
"No. I'm not going out there. Everyone's going to stare at me." Sarah replied.
Itachi sighed before turning to you. "Oh hello. Well you see I'm trying to get my daughter to come out. Why don't you find Seras. She's around here somewhere." Itachi said. Obviously you nod and run around looking for Seras. You later see her trying to get Integra to be more social.
"Sir Integra you have to be more social. Besides its just one dance."
"I'm sorry Seras, but unlike you I can't go dancing. That is a task you can only force on an idiot. I'm more comfortable to fight nigh immortal vampires, werewolves, and the supernatural. You know easier things."
Seras shakes her head before bumping into you. You nervously rub the back of your head in embarrassment especially when you see what she's wearing. But you shake your head and tell her that its time to answer questions.
"Of course. Let's go get Itachi." After retrieving the other host everyone sat down and began the show.
TRANSITION
Itachi: Welcome back. For the next few chapters we're going to party and all the characters are here. So we're going to upload chapters once a week since we want to answer all of your curiosities. Now let's start. *sigh* For Alucard, oh and also Seras. From: Guest
:So alucard if you could kill any superhero or villain who would be and why? Also seras what made you fall in love with itachi ?
Alucard: Oh dear another question for me? I'm very surprised and by surprised I mean not surprised at all.
Seras: Master please answer the question.
Alucard: Of course my ruby dressed, cleavage showing for Itachi's eyes, shy, slightly annoying, police girl. Ah that look is so *sees the Susanoo behind Seras* nevermind. Anyways who would I kill? I would kill everyone in the DC and Marvel Universe. My reason is because I recently read Deadpool and found out he killed an entire universe of heroes. My rage can't hold me back and I can't hold back the need to accept that challenge, also because there is only room for one red cladded, smartass, with guns. And I believe I'll start with him. Now Police Girl its your turn.
Seras: Right. So what was my question?
Itachi: What you fall in love with me? That's the question.
Seras: Oh I believe I know the answer to that.
Unknown(troll): Yeah N-Kun wanted to please his audience. He never really developed your characters to love each other. He made it physical love, not emotional! He obviously carried no evidence or knowledge for those two to be together. He sucks at wr-*gunshot*
Integra: Go on Seras. Answer the question.
Seras: Right. Thank you sir. I fell in love with him for a number of reasons. Outside of missions we went on dates and got to know each other with each one. I felt human around him and we never brought up vampires or anything supernatural. Then he showed me his origins a few weeks before the attack on London. Seeing him from another world forced to fight and lie made me mad. But then he showed me the memories of him adjusting to England. It turns out we shared that feeling of being thrust into a new world and trying to accept where we are. It made me fall deeper and deeper for him and look at us know. We're a happy couple and carry to adorable kids.
Tobi: We are not adorable.
Sarah: Mom, Schrodinger gave me cat ears!
Tobi: Okay Sarah is adorable, but not me!
Walter: The new costume you requested is here Master Tobi.
Tobi: It's the puppy costume right?
Walter: Of course sir.
Tobi: Thank Walter, wait I think I just contradicted my statement.
Itachi: Yes you did. Now the next question. Seras would you like to do the honors?
Seras: Sure. From: Guest
:Sarah and Tobi I dare you to kiss each other tongue and all
Sarah/Tobi: What the fuck!? Who the hell dared us to do such an act?
Anderson: The Internet apparently. This is why the children at the orphanage can't have a computer. I worry for there safety since they could expose themselves to str-
Alucard: Boring! You should be the one to talk. You're a child toucher.
Anderson: I'm not a pedphile you monster.
Alucard: Ok I can help determine this. How bout this, we play a game of Sword, Gun, Magic. The winner will have their answer be the correct one. Now I choose gun what do you choose?
Anderson: Um *15 gunshots*
Alucard: Sorry, but gun beats um. You heard it right people Anderson's a child tou-*head comes off*
Anderson: I choose sword.
Integra: Damn it, Anderson you got blood all over my new carpet!
Sarah/Tobi: We're not doing your request! This is my brother/sister. Where you see fictional siblings get together? *you show them all the manga and anime with that* I mean any western shows. *gravity falls* That doesn't count!
Itachi: I'm going to move on. From: zero (Guest)
zero:This one for Sarah and Tobi what was your childhood like and what was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you
Sarah: Actually I had a relatively calm childhood. I don't drink blood, but I can't stay outside in the sun too much and silver barely hurts me. It was kinda awkward for school.
Tobi: Well Dad told me that when he and mom got married they had me. They had to fight a clan of werewolves to keep them away from me. After growing up several years later I learn that I was placed under arrest by the British Government, who threatened to kill me since they thought a half human/half vampire would be dangerous. We had several groups support our case to keep me alive and most of the vampire hunting leagues after me. But after showing them a vision from the future of their demise in an epic battle that would include the death of many, they decided to leave me alone. Along with a disappointing knowledge it was all a vision.
Sarah: That never happened. You just recited the plot to Breaking Dawn.
Tobi: Yes, because it is an interesting plot. If you take out the shirtless men, sparkling vampires, shitty dialogue, the plot holes from the other books, and everything else that made it suck it's very clever. Besides Mom and Dad won't tell me when I what happened when I was a baby.
Sarah: You mean the storyline of a creature not meant to exist, but people fight for it since reasons. Along with the villains appearing to be people who either know the consequences and are taking measures or people that fear what they don't understand. Yes its so original.
Tobi: Actually one original thing is that they had a nagging bitch of sister, which is weird since you weren't born yet.
Sarah: You son of a bitch!
Itachi: Language. I thought I taught you to never cuss at each other. Its fine to do it behind Alucard and Integra's back.
Integra/Alucard: Wait, what did they say?
Itachi: But never to each other. And since you broke that rule I'll choose which embarrassing moment you had. Tobi: You acted like a spaz at the school play at the school play and your favorite pokemon and yugioh card is Magikarp and Watapon.
Tobi: No! My trading card secret has been revealed! I'll never live this down!
Sarah: Ha! You like Watapon. That's almost saying you like Kuriboh.
Tobi: ...
Sarah: Oh my God!
Tobi: He's really cute okay.
Sarah: Noob!
Itachi: Oh Sarah. You currently stalk 1D even after the became irrelevant. Also you once stuffed your bra to make it look like your mother's.
Sarah: No! It was just a phase and I wanted to see why Alucard found so fascinating about Mom's rack while watching her bath.
Itachi/Seras: He what?
Alucard: Oh look at the time. I must leave its morning.
Anderson: What are you talking about its 10:00 at night.
Alucard: Shut up and let me leave! *insert full Susanoo transformation*
Itachi: I thought we were done with this Alucard!
Alucard: You'll never catch me alive. Hehe, get it? It's because I'm dead.
Itachi: :l
Alucard: 8 l
Seras: Run, Run, Runaway baby, before he kills you. You better get, get, get away Master otherwise he'll destroy you! Your poor little heart will be torn out cause his hands will… crap I forgot the rest of my lyrics.
N-kun: I wonder if I should keep adding these song parodies in. Anyways that's all for this week. Next week I'll launch a new chapter at this party. Yeah that's right we're partying till next week.