A Better End…in Aizen's Opinion

It was about time all of this ended. I didn't need all of this. I had just recovered myself and was immediately thrown into the madness of homicidal, amnesiac Aizen, so it made sense that I would be the one to end everything. Everyone was still wide eyed with mouths agape.

"Ulquiorra, you knocked him out…he could be dead…"

"I told you I would kill him if I needed to."

"Did you!?" Grimmjow asked.

"Of course not. Watch." Ulquiorra kicked Aizen hard enough to wake him up. Aizen sat up quickly.

"Whosa! Whatta! Huh!? What happened?" He said. We all celebrated Aizen's return. He rubbed his head.

"Seriously, what happened?"

There was a silence.

"You got drunk…?" Nnoitra said shrugging. Aizen nodded.

"Well, that does sound like me. I used to have a pretty bad drinking problem back at the Seireitei. Me and Shunsui would would get so drunk- hey wait a minute!!! I wasn't drinking!"

I closed my eyes and listened to the frantic heart beats of my comrades.

"I got hit. I was hit by something hard. A pan! But who did it?" He eyed all of us. He pointed at Grimmjow. "You." He said with malice in his voice. Grimmjow fiddled with his fingers.

"Ah ha ha ha ha…it's a funny story really. You see…"

"Ulquiorra had amnesia so I helped you guys with that. I wasn't happy with the ending and nagged you all, so you hit me in the head with a pan and gave me amnesia. You all went through a lot of crazy shit and got my memory back successfully. Now, here we are."

"………………."

"Yup…that about sums it up…" Halibel blinked several times. Aizen nodded.

"So, who brought me back, so to speak."

I raised my hand and opened my eyes. Aizen nodded and pointed at me.

"See? See? I like this guy right here. He cares about me."

"He said he would kill you if he had to." Nnoitra said. Aizen was speechless.

"That was his revenge for me throwing him out of Las Noches." He finally said.

"Which reminds me. I want you to make Quilkerah an arrancar, so he can be my Fraccion."

"Sure, why not?"

"While you're taking requests, can I have race car bed?" Grimmjow asked.

"I should kill you." Aizen responded.

"A simple no would have sufficed…" He crossed his arms.

"It's great to see everything's back to normal." Halibel sighed.

"Isn't it though?" Nnoitra sniffed. "Smell the normalcy in the air!"

"Why would we want to?" Halibel said. Nnoitra smiled.

"Just a thought."

"Suggestion." Aizen corrected. Nnoitra rolled his eye. Grimmjow sighed.

"I really wanted that race car bed…"

"I'll take you to Wal-Mart one day, alright?" I said. His eyes sparkled.

"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?"

"I guess not." I said.

"You are my brother." He said smiling at me. "I still hate you, but you are my brother."

"See? Isn't this a much better ending to a crazy story?"

We all nodded. It was more peaceful than giving yet another person amnesia.

"You can all leave now, but, ah, Ulquiorra and Grimmjow? Could you two stay?"

"Sure." Grimmjow shrugged.

"Of course Aizen-sama." I blinked.

Nnoitra and Halibel left the room hand in hand leaving Grimmjow, Aizen, and me in the room by ourselves. Aizen locked the door.

"What is this about Aizen-sama?" I asked.

"Yeah. Why are we here?"

"Ulquiorra, take this." He handed me a bat that had spikes on it. I was confused.

"Wh-what is this for?"

Aizen took out his own spiky bat.

"Amesia." He said. "Amnesia really pisses people off, and Grimmjow should be punished."

"Whoa! Hey! WHAT!? Punished? I'm missing an ear!" He pointed to his missing appendage.

"That's not good enough!!"

"Ulquiorra, tell him how much I've been through!" H elooked at me fearfully. I looked at him astonished, then I just smirked, pat the bat with my hand, and looked at Grimmjow.

"You know, some people need a little help getting over their issues Grimmjow." I explained holding the bat up. Grimmjow backed up.

"L-let's talk about this!" He backed up faster with his hands up.

"Nothing to discuss. CHARGE!!!!!!" Aizen yelled. The onslaught of bats began.

The End

Okay, that's that! That is the story of Amnesia and the sequel. There are no more (unless you give me an idea of whose next and the 'heroes'). I will do a Q/A if enough people review with questions. Heh. Alright then.

EXTRA:

My cousin has been injured! Wish him well!

His hip bone is bruised! WAAAH!!!

Why must bad things happen to good people?!

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