Another crazy story written while I eat sugary foods and slowly lose my mind?

AND I didn't even attempt to rewrite it so it was more sane?

Yes, please.

You cautiously and slowly trekked through the woods, trying to find your way back to the campsite. Thankfully, Minato's voice had faded into oblivion and the only audible noises were the sounds of your footsteps and your heavy breaths of exhaustion. However, you were still on your guard for the singing and mushroom-eating lunatic that had chased you into the woods.

Off in the distance, you could hear a twig snap under someone else's weight. Your head quickly turned in the direction of the sudden noise, but not a soul was visible. You slowly continued your quest for the campsite, keeping a careful eye in the direction of the twig. You heard the crunching sound of dried leaves not even five steps later. The sound made you jump in fear. You moved your foot and realized that the crunching was caused by your own foot.

You took a deep and gentle breath. You gently whispered to yourself for comfort. "You're just being paranoid...Minato's most likely as lost as you are...He's all jacked up on mushrooms as a bonus...There's no way he's going to find you...Just keep walking until you find Junpei and Akihiko..." Your arms wrapped around your chest, engulfing yourself in a comforting hug. "Just keep walking...Just keep walking..." You quietly repeated words of encouragement to yourself as your feet shakily continued to move.

"...Braaaains..." A faint voice moaned. Your eyes widened. You slightly turned your head to look behind you. Who was there? The only person in the world you didn't want to see, of course.

"M-Minato...?" You questioned in a shaky voice. His arms limply hung to his sides, uselessly moving as he limped towards you. His clothes were slightly ripped and dirty, most likely a result of chasing you through trees and bushes.

"...Uhg..." He groaned in a deep tone. You turned back around as the boy grew closer to you. You sprinted away from the zombie-teen. Naturally, he sprinted after you, using all of the athletic abilities he had honed at school. "Brains!" He screamed. You picked up a large and sturdy-looking stick as you ran, seeing that he would catch up eventually, and continued to run as far as you could.

Unfortunately, you tripped on a rock and fell to the ground, stick still in hand. You rolled over on your back and saw Minato standing a few feet from you, arms now extended in front of him. You held the stick out towards him, almost poking his chest with it, and began to scoot away from him. He slowly followed you until your back was up against a tree. You quickly stood up, seeing that your chances of escaping him were very slim.

"Minato Arisato...I will hit you with this if I have to." You threateningly warned him. Although, since when would Minato-or a zombie version of him for that matter-actually listen to you? As you would expect, he continued to come towards you. You lifted the stick high into the air and closed your eyes. You quickly hit him on the top of his head with the stick.

You opened your eyes again and looked down at the unconscious loon at your feet. Did you kill him...? How would you explain that to everyone back at the dorm?! He can't die! You poked his body with your stick, attempting to somehow wake him up. Surprisingly, his body quickly jumped to its feet like a spring and grabbed a stick on the ground. He glared at you and pointed the stick at you.

Worried about his and your health, you pointed your stick back at him, ready to defend yourself against anything he would do. "Halt! Wretched she-beast!" Minato yelled in an Old English accent. You tilted your head in confusion. "You have slain many of my brethren, but today, you shall be the one to fall!" He swung his stick at you like a sword. You placed your stick on his, stopping him from dismembering your head.

"What are you talking about?!" You loudly questioned.

"Your kind comes into my home, wearing red bands, weapons in hand! You brutally murder us for no true purpose!" He stated through gritted teeth. He removed his sword only to strike at you again, the same outcome occurring.

"You mean the shadows in Tartarus...?" You quietly muttered, inaudible to Minato's ears. So, first he was singing, then he was a zombie, and now he thinks he's a shadow in Tartarus? That mushroom really screwed with his brain...Maybe if you hit his head enough, he'll get his normal personality back.

You decided to play along with him, knowing that his mentality was in a very fragile state. "Aye! I will not deny the fact that we destroy your kind!" You shouted back, trying to mimic his accent. You swung your stick back at him, placing him on the defensive. "Your kind attacks us so we must fight back!"

"Aye, but when we try to run out of fear, your kind still finds it amusing to attack and torment us!" He replied. He let out a grunt as you placed your weight on your stick, making Minato use all of his strength to stop himself from falling.

"Maybe if you didn't make annoying noises when you ran, we wouldn't fight you!" You yelled back. The banter continued as you two used your sticks to participate in a sword fight like children. Surprisingly, you managed to send the leader's weapon flying out of his hand. The boy hopelessly fell to his knees and bowed at your feet.

"Fair lady, you have defeated me. I have brought shame onto my kind...I am now in your debt." He stated. You raised your stick again.

"Sorry about this..." You muttered, hitting his head again. A few moments later, his body rose again in a springy fashion. This time, he had a deep voice and he was...clapping...?

"Everybody clap your hands! Clap, clap, clap. Clap your hands!" His gaze reached your confused face and he glared at you expectantly. Realizing what he wanted, you stood next to him and clapped in the same rhythmic manner. "Clap, clap, clap, clap your hands!" He repeated. You could not believe this was actually happening. You were about to dance with an insane boy in the middle of the woods when you should have been trying to find a way back to the campsite.

"Alright we're gonna do the basic steps. To the left." You followed his moment and commands, waiting for a chance to hit his head again. "Take it back now y'all. One hop this time. Right foot lets stomp. Left foot let's stomp. Cha cha real smooth." You mirrored Minato as he danced, feeling like you were dancing against your will. "Last time to get funky."

You continued to dance with him. As you did the moves, you no longer felt that you were doing this against your will. You were having fun dancing with the insanity that was taking over Minato.

"Everybody clap your hands!" He commanded. You both clapped as quickly as you could, smiles on both of your faces. "Come on y'all...Check it out y'all." Then, you remembered what came next and your smile disappeared. "How low can you go? Can you go down low? All the way to the floor. How low can you go?" You blushed slightly, remembering that you were both still wearing your school uniforms. Minato could go down low, no problem. The girl's uniforms, however came with a slight inconvenience commonly known as a skirt. So, you didn't try to sink to the floor like Minato. Instead, you awkwardly stood there.

You didn't take into thought that Minato would do it though. He went down until his head touched the ground, leaves sticking to his hair. His eyes slowly traveled towards you and he caught a glimpse of a piece of cloth he should never have seen. His cheeks turned slightly pink. "C-Can you bring it to the top? Like you never never stop? Can you bring it to the top?" He continued to dance and sing, pretending like nothing happened. When he finally rose to his feet, however, he was face to face with a flustered and angry girl. You rose your hand and slapped him as hard as you could. He fell back to the ground again and this time, rose in a more gentle and girly manner. He quietly turned his head, examining his surroundings before returning his gaze to you.

"Looking for something...?" You questioned, a little worried to know which personality he had overtaken this time.

"Oh! Will you please help me?" He questioned in a higher-pitched, sweet voice. He batted his eyes like a Disney princess. You smiled, trying your hardest not to laugh.

"What's wrong?" You questioned.

"I don't know my name and I believe that I am lost..." He explained. "...Do you know who I am?" He questioned.

You grew dastardly thoughts upon hearing this question. It's payback time, Minato Arisato. "Um...Yeah...Your name is Princess Crystal and you rule over Minatosajerkville. With your mother, Queen Booferbottom, and your father, King Akihiko." You explained.

"Ah! A princess! That makes so much sense! But...Where's my dress and crown?" Princess Crystal asked.

Still attempting to hide your laughter, you quickly came up with an answer. "...P-Prince Junpei took it so you wouldn't get it all dirty." You muttered from behind your smile.

"Of course! My prince is so sweet!" The princess commented with a caring smile. "Now, one last question...Who are you?"

"...Um...I'm your amazing and respected...um...sister...?" You mumbled in an unsure tone. You couldn't think straight because of this hilarious personality. You just said what appeared on your mind first and that happened to be that you were the princess's sister.

Crystal glared at you, unsure about something. You nervously watched her inspect you, hoping that she wouldn't unwind your lies. "You don't look like you could be my sister..." She muttered.

"Um...That's because you're adopted. Yeah." You explained, gaining more confidence.

"Oh okay." She simply replied. She began to skip through the woods and hum a made-up tune. You followed her, a bit of laughter escaping your lips as you walked behind her. Suddenly, the princess stopped. "Do you hear that? It's a deer!" She happily stated, skipping in another direction.

Sure enough, there was a deer. You stayed at a distance, not wanting to scare the creature. The princess, however, walked towards it while singing her song. Surprisingly, the animal didn't move. It didn't even flinch as the human neared it. Crystal kneeled down on her knees and began to whisper to the deer. "Do you happen to know where Minatosajerkville is located?" She questioned to the deer.

"Deer can't talk." You stated.

"He says he'll take us there!" She happily said, ignoring your words. Even his Princess Crystal personality wouldn't listen to you. You watched as she climbed on top of the deer like a horse. "Come on!" She commanded.

You let out a hopeless sigh. "You've got to be kidding me..." You muttered. Despite how unbelievable the situation was, you climbed onto the deer as well, gripping the princess's body as the deer ran through the woods.

"Junpei, just use your persona so we can go find the others..." Akihiko muttered, bored of watching Junpei try to use various rocks to create a fire.

"I've got it. I've got it. Besides, those two will be fine. In fact, I bet you that they're heading back here now." Junpei assured. Just then, a deer ran by them, dropping their dorm mates on the ground before running back into the woods. Junpei and Akihiko stated at you two, wide-eyed.

Minato stood up, a few leaves that stuck to him because he still had toothpaste in his hair fell to the ground. His clothes were mangled and dirty. "What were you guys doing in there, Minato?" Akihiko finally questioned.

"Minato...? You must have me mistaken for someone else. I am Princess Crystal." Minato replied. Akihiko and Junpei turned their attention to you and your laughter. You finally stood up and, out of breath from your laughter, you spoke.

"It's a pretty long story..." You muttered vaguely before continuing to laugh as Minato batted his eyes curiously.