A/N: This chapter is dedicated to two people. First of all to rezeupter for the chapter idea. If you have any more fantastic ideas feel free to let me know ;) And also to Janto4ever for the message, it really brightened my day to hear from you :D I hope the both of you like it xxxxx
-Mr Sarcastic has entered the conversation-
-Coffee King has entered the conversation-
-Tosh has entered the conversation-
-The Boss has entered the conversation-
-The Master has entered the conversation-
-The Doctor has entered the conversation-
-Grhys has entered the conversation-
-Captain sexyy has entered the conversation-
Tosh says- hey guys :D thank god the flu is gone.
The Boss says- I know right? And we're all here. So lets just enjoy a nice, quiet non insane conversation on msn.
-RunRiverRun has entered the conversation-
RunRiverRun says- hello sweetie!
The Doctor says- well, I guess that plan's gone.
The Master says- ermmm... who is this... and... WHY DID SHE CALL YOU SWEETIE?
The Doctor says- This is River Song. I've bumped into her a few times, and to be honest I'm still unsure of who she is myself. She's from my future.
The Master says- what are you, a companion or something?
RunRiverRun says- nu-uh, can't tell you, spoilers... anyway, how you been honey?
Coffee King says- I can sense this isn't going to turn out well...
The Master says- HONEY? FIRST SWEETIE NOW HONEY? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
RunRiverRun says- spoilers! Anyways, Doctor, how have you been? I see your standards have... dropped since I last saw you
The Master says- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? : : : :
Grhys says- she means you're not good enough :D xxxx
Captain sexyy says- Gwen... just stay out of it yeah?
The Doctor says- Now come on River, that's a bit rude...
RunRiverRun says- I'm sorry sweetie, I'll be nicer to your tag alongs in future :) xxx
The Master says- Now... river... I'm sure you're a very nice person so I'll put this bluntly for you... FUCKING STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN. thanks, sweetie :D
RunRiverRun says- ... so... who are the rest of you?
The Boss says- Me, Tosh, Owen, Gwen and Ianto are all a part of torchwood three,
Captain sexyy says- And I'm just the cute one that wanders in causing trouble :D
The Boss says- -.-
Mr Sarcastic says- well you have to admit, he is very cute :D
RunRiverRun says- so who's the leader of torchwood three then?
The Boss says- that would be me
RunRiverRun says- Ah, I figured that would be you, you do sound very authoritive... ;)
The Boss says- well... I do try my best...
Coffee King says- :O
The Master says- WHAT? she just skips from one man to the other? It's like GWEN!
Grhys says- hey! xxxxx I'm no slut xxxx
Tosh says- ...
RunRiverRun says- I figure torchwood three must be a fabulous operation, what, with a man like you in charge
The Boss says- why thank you, you're not so bad yourself ;)
Coffee King says- I AM STANDING RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW!
The Boss says- It's okay Ianto, it's just a harmless bit of flirting, it means nothing
RunRiverRun says- yeah coffeeboy, don't get your pants in a twist
Coffee King says- : !
The Master says- Jack... I suggest you stop flirting with people who aren't my son.. .before I cut out your intestines and make you eat them
RunRiverRun says- wow, those two are really agressive, Doctor, clearly your bad taste in men has rubbed off on Jack :P
The Doctor says- :P
The Master says- it's not fucking funny!
Mr Sarcastic says- wow Doctor+Jack, looks like you two aren't getting any action tonight
RunRiverRun says- if they want action... I'm always available ;)
The Boss says- ;)
Coffee King says- : !
The Master says- and to think I was about to give you my blessing to date my son! Well that's all gone now.
Tosh says- ooooooooooooh!
The Boss says- wait, what? No no no! I'm sorry! Please don't reconsider! I do love your son, I really do... I'm just a terrible flirt
Captain sexyy says- it's true.
The Master says- well you better stop it, else I'll be using your head to clean the weevil cages
Coffee King says- Dad!
The Master says- I'm allowed to say that, I'm your dad :D Obviously your other father is too busy flirting with river to care...
The Doctor says- I'm not flirting with her! Look River, I'm sorry, but I already have a partner, I can't go out with you
RunRiverRun says- who cares about partners? I have four husbands and I still date other people!
Mr Sarcastic says- John, I'm warning you now, if you EVER try that on me I will kill you
Captain sexyy says- I do love it when you get possesive ;)
The Master says- ok, let me just make something perfectly clear now, the Doctor is MINE. Jack is IANTO'S. 'kay?
The Doctor says- ahhh I do love it when you get jealous ;)
The Master says- that's a shame, coz you're sleeping on the sofa tonight
The Doctor says- ooohhhhh :(
Captain sexyy says- I just thought of something... is your name actually river?
RunRiverRun says- yes...
Mr Sarcastic says- hahahahahahahahahaha! That's like the most stupid name ever!
RunRiverRun says- Hey, my name is not stupid, it's original!
The Master says- what if she married someone called John Fish or something? xD
Tosh says- Oh god, here they go again. I'm gonna leave them too it
-Tosh has left the conversation-
-Coffee King has left the conversation-
The Boss says- yeah, I'm gonna go and grovel to Ianto to not put me on a sex ban
-The Boss has left the conversation-
Mr Sarcastic says- so what, was your mother drunk when she named you or something?
The Master says- or could she just not think of a name so named you after the first thing she saw?
Captain sexyy says- what was your surname again?
RunRiverRun says- ... song.
The Master says- HAHAHAHHA!
RunRiverRun says- it's not funny! :(
Mr Sarcastic says- River song! haha :P
Captain sexyy says- could of been worse, it could of been river cottage
The Master says- hahahahahaha!
RunRiverRun says- oh shut up! :(
Grhys says- it's ok, I like you're name :) xxx
Mr Sarcastic says- Gwen likes your name? wow, it really must be shit!
Grhys says- :(
A/N: and there we have it, chapter ten :D also, can I ask you guys a question? How long do you think this fic should continue for?