Yaaay, again, after a loooong break...

I can only beg you to forgive me... nah.

I knew you were ruthless. Nevermind.

Special thanks to

?clueless? – thanks, but I think that this rather out-of-date about me updating and studying...and don't worry, I plan to revise TM somewhere in the future

Dreaming One

Rukia-sama

Mwafwa

Maddy02

Airi-chan – I love your ideas! Unfortunately, I've already had something planned for now... so it seems that this story is going to have few chapters more than I planned ; P just have to include those songs you've written about

And here we go!

Lina blinked. Nothing changed, so she blinked again. Nope, her vision was perfect.

That meant that there was something terribly wrong with what she saw.

She felt strange warm coming to her cheeks and her hands begun to shake.

The girl that stood in front of Gourry turned around and saw Lina.

"Would you mind? We want some privacy!"

"PRIVACY?" in less than a second Lina was standing next to the fangirl, holding her up by collar "GET YOUR BLONDE AS...HEAD OUTTA HERE OR I'LL BURN YOU SO THAT THERE WON'T BE ANYTHING LEFT!"

Blonde's head wasn't blown off, but her petite non-existing brain was big enough to understand, that she has to run. Fast.

When she was gone redhead turned to Gourry, who was still leaning against the wall.

"And you..."

"Lina? Let me explain..."

"..you..."

"I was just passing by when she jumped on me and..."

"..you..."

"I..I didn't mean to, it was so sudden..."

"...you better watch out in the future!"

Swordsman waited for few seconds for hit, blow, fire, explosion or something, but it didn't came. Lina was standing quietly as if nothing happened.

"You're not mad at me?"

She shrugged "For what? I knew that that freak jumped on you and that you're innocent. I trust you." She turned on her heel and walked on stage.

Gourry scratched his head in confusion. "I wonder what innocent means..."

Meanwhile on the stage...

"Okay, guys, take out these bodies before anyone comes here and accuses us from mass murder...meanwhile, shall we continue?"

"But Miss Lina and Mister Gourry aren't here yet..." said Amelia

"Oh for God's sake... we can start without them. Zel, you're next!"

"Crap." He muttered under his breath and slowly stood up.

"Come on, show some enthusiasm!" Haiiro rolled her eyes

After taking his card Zelgadis rose his eyebrow.

"I bet that the answer 'Amelia' doesn't surprise you at all?" he said. Haii just grinned in response and pointed at the changing room direction.

When Zelgadis walked off, Haiiro faced the audience

"So, it time to talk with some of you.. maybe...YOU!" she flew to one table "Can you introduce yourself?" she asked a green haired man.

"Whaaa...? Umm... yeah, My name is Gareas... but friends call me Galu"

Haiiro blinked "See... Aren't you related to Tasuki?"

"Who?"

"I bet that if your hair was red instead of green you'd look almost identically."

"Great..." he mumbled and passed out. A woman with blonde hair who sat beside Galu looked at him worryingly.

"Oh my... I wonder how he's going to wake up for work tomorrow..." she sighed.

"Work? Interesting, interesting, would you please tell me more? What's your name?"

Blonde rose her head and looked at Haiiro with her bright blue eyes "Umm, yeah, sure. My name is Leena, and I work with him" she poked Gareas "In GOA. It's an agency that protects this planet from the creatures called Victims, and Galu is one of the main pilots, who fight with them."

Haii tilted her head. "We're being attacked?"

"You didn't know?"

Suddenly a few man, dressed in a black suit and wearing sunglasses, jumped on the table, covering Galu and Leena completely.

From the ceiling fell one more man and gracefully landed in front of Haiiro.

"FBI, these two are wanted for deceiving numerous people, thank you for helping in arresting, well send you a medal in few days." He spat out quickly.

"But..." Haii glanced over his shoulder too see other guards slowly lifting themselves from the ground. But she still couldn't see her guests.

Then she heard the voice of the green haired man coming from below of the pile of agents.

"Aaahhh, I can't feel my brain... No, wait, it's right beside my hand..."

Everyone sweatdropped.

"At least he woke up... Nevermind. Zelgadis should be ready by now."

Haii flew back to the stage. She looked quickly at her right making sure, that everyone was on their places. Then, she announced

"Not-gentlemens, and not-ladies, so everyone, I'd like to present you Zelgadis Greyw... naah, as Lemar in the song "If there's any Justice"!"

"YAHOOOOO! YAAAYYYYY!" yelled the audience.

Zelgadis entered the scene wearing a simple white T-shirt and jeans.

"This song is dedicated to Amelia, and he decided so seeing the word..."

"Love" said Lina

"Naah. I bet it was something to do with 'sex'" said Xellos

"Kiss" stated Filia.

Mazoku looked at her surprised.

"Cucumber" said Gourry.

Lina sighed 'Ignore it.'

"JUSTICE" yelled Hairro. Lina, Xel and Filia sighed with disappointment.

Music started and Zelgadis started to sing

Ohhh,

Ye-ah-ah,

Stupid.

Yeah,

I would be your man,

You would be my girl,

HEY! It wasn't supposed to be in these lyrics!

Hairro shrugged.

Oh yeah,

I believe,

I do,

If there's any justice in the world,

I would be your man,

You would be my girl,

Zel blushed slightly

If I'd found you first you know its true,

You wouldn't be alone,

I would be with you,

"Awww, how sweet" said Filia.

When you decide, don't let me down,

Coz there's nothing to be certain in my life,

And you've seen a thousand times

There's not much justice in the world

"It's not very optimistic song...' commented Lina.

If there's any justice in your heart,

"This condition is fulfilled, now wait for the rest of the text..." smirked Xellos.

You love pity it changed,

Ease it into heart,

Oh no,

Why don't you remember how it feels,

Not to give a damn,

For anyone but me

Lina almost choked. "Ummm... I think that she remembers it too well..."

"Lina! Don't be rude!" yelled Amelia. Redhead curled in the corner of her armchair surprised by her outburst.

I can't believe you'd be deceived,

Changing memories from truth to fantasy

"Hmmm... I've always thought that people usually try to change their fantasies into truth..." wondered Xellos. Filia smacked him with his mace.

"I can tolerate a lot, but no dirty thoughts!" she hissed.

"Haiii..." answered mazoku from the floor. 'If she'd moved a little I'd have a great view on her legs...' he thought.

Where there's nothing left but tears,

And there's not much justice in the world

Just because I'm wrapped around your finger,

"That's true." Whispered Lina. Then, she felt that Gourry is poking her arm again. "What?"

"Amelia's red, you know?"

Don't fool yourself with dreams that might appear,

If in time you'll stop and trust your feelings,

The truth is out there somewhere

It's blowing in the wind

If there's any justice in the world,

I would be your man,

You would be my girl,

"Well, considering the fact, that there surely IS some justice in the world, that means..." said Xellos, but soon he was quietened with certain princesses 'Death Glare'.

'My, my... she surely spends too much time around Lina...' he thought

Oh yeah,

If I'd found you first you know its true,

I wouldn't be alone,

I would be with you,

Probably Zelgadis just identified with this song too much, but in this moment he reached his hand in the distance. Half of the girls in the room fainted, and even some guys felt that their legs were numb.

When you decide, don't let me down,

Coz there's nothing to be certain in my life,

Zelgadis turned to Amelia. Again, they found themselves unable to break the eye contact, pink clouds flying around them.

And you've seen a thousand times

There's not much justice in the world

If there's any justice in the world,

You're gonna be my baby,

You're gonna be my baby,

You're gonna be my baby!

Zel and Amelia forgot about everything, lost in each other's eyes. Zelgadis smiled softly after finishing the song and repeated voicelessly ' you're gonna be my baby?'

The princess blushed shyly and nodded. He smiled even brighter. Actually, he felt so happy, that he almost ignored that disturbing sound of something heavy banging against his head...

Hairro scratched her head. Even hitting Zelgadis with the armchair didn't bring him back to the reality. For a while she contemplated various options, when an idea stuck her mind.

On Haii's face crept one of the most sadistic smiles the world has ever seen.

With one quick motion she pulled Zel's trousers down.

That actually worked. Zelgadis quickly grabbed them from the floor, and he run backstage trying at the same time to fasten his belt.

For good five minutes the room was filled with yells, whistles, and a typical chaos.

Even Amelia couldn't help but say "He really has nice as..." the rest o the sentence was drowned out by one man running randomly along the room yelling something about his girlfriend being a man.

In the corner of the room stood Zachary turned to Zangulus.

"Briefs. You owe me ten bucks."

"Alright. Now, when the mess is cleaned AGAIN... eckhm, it's time for Amelia!"

Ame took her card and read it.

"Well... ummmm... is it really the only option?"

"Yup." Grinned Haii.

Amelia blushed. "Zel." And she quickly walked off.

Lina whisteled. "Anyone noticed, that Amelia stopped calling Zelgadis 'Mr'?"

"It seems that something's changed between those two..." smirked Xel from the floor.

"Okay, Zel, tell us everything. With details." Demanded Lina.

"Shuddup." Was Zel's only answer.

"You're not fun. I have better idea – let's bet what was the phrase that Amelia had!" redhead stood up. " I say... 'He's hot'!"

"'Sex' said mazoku. Everyone sweatdropped.

"And he only about one thing... I'll say... something about his 'Soft lips'!"

Zelgadis was just getting redder and redder...

"'Briefs'" said Gourry and everyone burst into laughter.

Zelgadis just covered his face with his hand and prayed for something heavy to fall on his head... anything...'

'Splash'

Zel rose his head to see Tasuki with yoghurt and a spoon. Tas could hardly control himself not to fell down. At least he would make Zel's wish come true. And die with a smile on his face.

"Okay, anyone, everyone, all, no one, let me introduce Amelia Wil Tesla Sailoon, or something as Christina Aguilera in 'What a girl wants'!"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!"

"Listen carefully, Zel" Lina nudged Zel. He was too tired to say anything. Besides, sight of Amelia in tight, light jeans and light pink tank top was the only thing that occupied his mind at the moment.

"She dedicated this song to Zelgadis seeing one phrase: 'Like a rock'!"

It was very unpleasant back to the reality. But the truth is, that Zelgadis would kill everyone BUT HER in such situation...

Ame cleared her throat shyly and started to sing

What a girl wants, what a girl needs

Whatever makes me happy and sets you free...

What a girl wants, what a girl needs

Whatever keeps me in your arms

I wanna thank you for giving me time to breathe

"And it's another proof, that Zel is a regular expert on woman" commented Xellos.

Like a rock, you waited so patiently, while I got it together

While I figured it out I only looked, but I never touched

'well, that's true...' thought Zel still looking at Amelia.

'Cause in my heart was a picture of us

Holding hands, making plans

And lucky for me, you understand

Amelia glanced quickly at her beloved, afraid that with longer eye contact they'll freeze again. 'I should try and get some privacy with him...' she thought

What a girl wants, what a girl needs

Whatever makes me happy and sets you free...

And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly

What a girl wants, what a girl needs

Whatever keeps me in your arms

And I'm thanking you for being there for me

"Xellos?"

Mazoku lifted his head and looked at the dragoness. "Yup?"

"Aren't you going to stand up or something?"

"Nah. I'm comfortable in here." He couldn't help but glance under her skirt again. Unfortunately, Filia noticed.

"YOU OLD PERVERT!" she yelled smashing him with her mace and making a big hole in the wall.

"Everything, honey, but not old..." panted mazoku sticking his head from the hole

A weaker man might have walked away

But you had faith strong enough to move

Over and understand while I got it together

While I figured it out

'I should be the one to sing this part' realised Zel. Immediately, he felt guilty. For being cold all these years. 'I should change something about it...'

They say, "If you love something, let it go

If it comes back, it's yours; that's how you know."

It's for keeps, yeah, it's for sure

And you're ready and willing to give me more

"Lina, what Zel wills to give to Amelia? Isn't she richer than him?"

"Yes, she is. It's about their...umm..."

"Feelings?"

"Yes, Gourry feelings."

"Oh" he propped his chin. 'Feelings...'

What a girl wants, what a girl needs

Whatever makes me happy and sets you free

And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly

What a girl wants, what a girl needs

Whatever keeps me in your arms

And I'm thanking you for being there for me

Somebody sensitive and tough

Xellos was sitting in a hole with a piece of paper and a pencil in his hands.

"Sensitive – check. Tough – check."

Somebody there when the going gets rough

"Rough – check"

Every night he'll be giving his love

"Capable of making love very often – check"

To just one girl, one girl, one

"Faithful – check"

Somebody cool but real tender too

"Check"

Somebody, baby, just like you

Can keep me hanging around with

The one who always knew

And I'm thanking you

For being there for me

What a girl wants, what a girl needs

Whatever makes me happy and sets you free...

And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly

What a girl wants, what a girl needs

Whatever keeps me in your arms

And I'm thanking you for being there for me

And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly...

And I'm thanking you for being there for me...

Amelia bowed and walked off the stage in accompany of loud applause.

Xellos teleported next to Zelgadis and handled him his list.

"What the hell is that?"

"Just something I did for you" answered Xellos nonchalantly. "Just was curious if you're her type." He winked

"Whaaa.. You're sick. It's stupid."

"Then, why are you checking the result?" mocked mazoku.

Zelgadis groaned and crumpled the paper. "I'm not interested in your researches" he said and quickly gagged Xel with the roll. "Now do the favour to the world and don't take it out!" and with these words he walked away.

Two meters by, Gourry turned to Lina.

"Umm, Lina, about those feelings..."

Redhead looked at the swordsman surprised. "Yes?"

"But promise, that you won't burn me or something, okay?" he asked, somehow nervously.

She nodded. 'May it be?' she thought.

Meanwhile, Gourry moved closer and slowly reached his arm as if he wanted to put it on Lina's arm. The further one. So, as if he wanted to... hug her!

Lina gulped.

"I just wanted to tell you something very important. I..."

He looked straight into her eyes. "I..."

"GOURRY MY LOVE!"

Sorry, but it seems that I'm unable to do anything more today. Actually, it's 00.42, so I started to write it yesterday, I can hardly see the keyboard, and well.. I know it's rather malicious place to finish, but I'm really sleeping...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Umm, where was I... oh yes, and I really feel bad for not uploading in such long time. Forgive meeeee... I'm doing my best. I love you...no, I don't... I'm just too sleepy..

And by the way, this text about 'my brain lying next to me' is from Mucha Lucha. I loved this text. Flea stinks. And the show is poorly animated. But some quotes are great.

See ya soon, I hope. Bye. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...