Snort.

Let me tell you, this shit made me cackle.

Prompt 8: Stop Biting That Lip (Gajevy)

Rating: T+ (swearing involved)

Words: 1,125

Levy stumbled past Lucy who had attached herself to Natsu, demanding some more alcohol. The pink haired dragon slayer spluttered and tried to pull the clinging woman away, to no avail.

In her alcohol filled haze, she sought out her target and stumbled towards it, almost tripping over a planking Wendy on the floor. Her hip hit a table and she blinked with a cackle, noticing Jet and Droy's horrified faces.

"Alright boys. Let's do this." She giggled wildly, reaching for a drink that definitely wasn't hers.

Once she downed that, and burped, Jet asked hesitantly, "Let's do what?"

"The game is yank. We must find a target, and pull on a body part whilst yelling 'yank!'"

The boys sweated nervously, "I don't think that's a good idea."

"It's a great idea." She argued happily, before turning around, searching for her first target. An unsuspecting Elfman sat beside Ever, both pretending not to be interested in each other.

Levy narrowed her eyes playfully and turned to Jet and Droy, "Watch this."

They opened their mouths to tell her no but she was already across the room and crawling along the floor. She scooted to the side when Juvia tackled Gray, refusing to be distracted from her mission as Elfman stood up.

Sensing her chance, she reached up and yanked on his pants, laughing at his surprised squawk as they fell down. Evergreen turned bright red and Levy clutched her stomach, rolling around on the ground with her eyes clamped shut.

"Elfman," Erza growled, "Pull your pants up, you pervert!"

A loud thump and a groan made Levy laugh harder as two big hands grabbed her by the waist and yanked her up. She continued to laugh as she was carried to a quiet secluded corner of the guild, opening her eyes.

"Gajeel!" She grinned, wiping at her eyes as he studied her.

"How much have you had to drink?"

"Not that much!" She slurred as he shook his head, "You're insane."

"I'm adorable."

He 'gahuffed' in that strange way of his, red eyes surveying the mess that the guild was now in. I took the opportunity to continue the game and reached for his pants, giving them a sharp yank.

Unfortunately they didn't budge because his hands were already at the top of his pants, stopping them from being pulled down.

"Nice try Squirt, you'll have to be faster than that."

Levy cackled wildly, "You still don't have any eyebrows!"

He rolled his eyes, leaning down into her face, "We've already discussed this."

"But I just don't understand how you can have no eyebrows! Do you not have hair that grows back?" She squinted at him, studying his face as he shook his head, "I'm bald."

She reached out and grabbed a big section of his hair, yanking to argue with his point and he grunted, "Don't pull on my hair."

"Can I climb it? Like, Rapunzel style?" She wondered, ignoring him entirely as Gajeel stated.

"Definitely not."

"You're no funnnn~" Levy complained, pulling on his hair a little more and he struggled to release her grip from the strands.

"Jesus, you've got a grip like a monkey."

She cackled wildly, pulling on his hair until he just gave up, "I think you need a drink of water."

"I think you need a drink of fun." She shot back as he raised his lack of eyebrow at her.

"You sayin' I'm not fun, squirt?"

"If the kettle calls the pot." Levy waved the statement away, not understanding how it didn't make any sense and a slight smile crawled onto Gajeel's lips.

"Mira, can I get a drink of water over here?" He called and Levy shouted, her voice struggling to be louder than Gajeel's, "Mira, ignore that."

"You've got to drink that water." He told her but she just shook her head with a tipsy smile.

"I'm fine. I'm gooood~"

He shook his head and stated, "Clearly. You've managed to make Erza even more scary."

"Elfman should have kept his pants on." Levy laughed, completely oblivious to the cries of pain that were echoing through-out the guild as Gajeel chuckled.

"You've lost your damn mind."

"No, no, it's okay. I put it in my pocket." She waved his words off, almost slapping him in the face.

"Drink the water, and I'll help you pull Laxus' pants down." Gajeel suddenly offered and the offer was so good, that she couldn't help but laugh wildly and nod, her hair flying everywhere.

It wasn't like Gajeel to make a promise like that, and she couldn't help but feel indecently excited that he was going to play the game with her.

Jet and Droy had mysteriously vanished after the first round, which was weird.

Mira approached with a glass of water which Gajeel shoved into Levy's hands, watching her expectantly. She guzzled the drink down in record time, before he sighed, sticking true to his promise and telling her the game plan.

Levy sat beside Gajeel who was sporting a massive lump on his forehead, a tiny trickle of blood leaking from his nose.

"Sorry Gajeel." She muttered, suddenly a lot more sober as the man groaned.

"Don't apologize shrimp, I expected this much. At least we got his pants around his knees." Gajeel giggled and Levy smiled a little, bringing her knees up to her face.

They were outside the guild hall, listening to the party inside as Gajeel sat up, rubbing the blood away. Levy bit her lip worriedly, feeling bad for getting Gajeel hurt.

She rested her chin on her knees, the alcohol now making a throbbing presence in her head. She continued to worry at her lip before a sharp growl from Gajeel made her stop.

"Stop biting that lip."

She turned her head to his, teeth still clamped down on that lip as he eyed her. It was clear the question in her eyes and he groaned a little.

"Makes me wanna kiss you."

Levy gasped, unsure if she had heard him right. Gajeel was never so forward with his feelings, which made her wonder if he even had any.

She opened her mouth to make him repeat it when he moaned in pain and slumped forward, quickly loosing consciousness. His head landed into her lap and she gazed down at him in shock and annoyance.

The irresistible urge to smack him around made Levy's palm twitch until Gajeel's loud snore made her sigh, rolling her eyes.

Idiot.

Fin.

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