At this time Dave and Edge are on their way to stop a wedding. The two people that are getting ready to get married are John Cena and Candice, who are both really drunk. The only problem for Dave and Edge is there are fifteen wedding rooms in the casino, even though Edge saw John and Candice go into the room he was drunk and does not remember which room they went into. "Dave asked Edge "So you want us to stop a wedding and you can't even remember which room they went into". "There is no time for criticism, we have to just split apart and go to every chapel in here" Edge told Dave.
"Why should I help you Edge" Dave said to him. Because in the ring, we dislike each other because we are paid to do that, but outside the ring we all are friends". "I would not exactly say we are all friends, but I will help you anyway ". The two of them started going door to door and looking inside, trying to find John and Candice. Edge went into one room and a woman was sitting on the bench crying. "What's wrong Ms?" he asked the woman.
"Nothing is wrong these are tears of joy "The woman said "My name is donna" and I can't believe that I'm actually talking to my favorite sexy wrestler Edge".
"Will you marry me Edge and make me the happiest woman in the world" I'm sorry maim but has flattered as I am I can't marry you even though you are extremely beautiful and have very pretty green eyes and long gorgeous blonde hair "Edge then realized he was completely losing track of the reason he was going to tell this woman that he could not marry her. " Sorry Donna I guess I just got caught up in your beauty " Any way the reason I cant marry you is I don't know you ,plus your wearing a wedding dress getting ready to get married".
"That's true Edge, except I don't love my fiancé, a now puzzled Edge asked the woman "If you don't love him then why are you marrying him"
" Because we made a bet in the casino that If he won we would get married and if he lost we would break up and I guess it obvious he won because here I am about to get married.
"You are actually going to marry your boyfriend just to honor a bet that's crazy.
"It's not so bad after all he did win a lot of money and he has a really good job" plus if our marriage does not work out I will get a very nice divorce settlement"
"And also Edge this is Vegas every one gets married here".
Edge could not believe what he was hearing he just looked at the woman. Dave entered the room and hit Edge on the head with his hand and said "Snap out of it man this is no time to be talking to this beautiful and very sexy, anyway we have to go stop a wedding remember" Dave told Edge and then grabbed his arm and pulled him out the chapel. The man who was about to marry the woman Edge was talking to was getting ready to enter the wedding room when Edge yelled out to him, don't marry her man she just wants your money she does not love you " Dave looked at Edge and said" man are you crazy you don't even know these two people" I know I don't know them but she told me she only wanted him for his money" Dave just said " lets go drama king we have to stop a wedding that two people we know are in remember now lets go.
"We have been to eleven rooms already, and they were not in any of them" I can barely stand up any more Dave "a very tired Edge said.
"You dragged me into this Edge so let's continue our search we only have four more rooms to check." Dave said. "I hope we are not to late there is the possibility they are already married by now" Edge told Dave.
"Well look on the bright side Edge at least he is marrying one fine lady" Yes that is true but they don't know what they are doing they are both drunk" Edge said. " Well Edge you were sober when you asked Vicky the human cow to marry you and she is the poster child of ugly, she looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down" Dave said and then laughed. "What's your point Dave and why do you have to say such mean things about Vicky" "Because news flash moron I don't like her. "Your lucky Dave that we broke up are else I would spear you "No Edge you are the lucky one because you dodge that pullet by not marring her." And about you spearing me well did you forget about the Batista bomb? "Ok lets continue our search Edge said, we can continue this conversation later."
Mean while in one of the chapels John was at the alter with Candice, and the priest is now saying, "John Felix Anthony Cena do you take this woman to be your wife... But before the priest could finish John said I do no I don't I mean yes I do or I mean no I don't" John was so drunk he could not make up his mind. A voice came from the back of the church that said stop this wedding these two purple I mean people are too drunk to get married plus she should be marring Hot me" the man saying this was Randy who also was very drunk. "How dare you stop my washing I mean wedding you big oak tree" John said to Randy. "You don't love Candice Randy you just love her booty I mean body that's all" "Randy responded back you don't love her either Felix the cat so stop this nondarousness… Randy was so drunk his six foot four body just fell to the floor he passed out. John stood over him and said "Some popsicles I mean people just can't hold there … then six foot one John passed out on the floor next to Randy. Candice looked down at the two of them and said I love both of them but I don't want to marry either one of them and then she sat down on the bench right next to them. Edge and Dave run into the church and yell stop the wedding these too, then they stop when they get to the front of the room and she John and Randy passed out on the floor. "Candice Edge said "What happened why are these two clowns are passed out on the floor, and which one are you married too now? I did not get married Edge John passed out before the ceremony was done and Randy was trying to stop us but he was so drunk he passed out too. I don't feel too good Edge Candice said could you walk me to my room. Edge walked Candice to her room. Dave looked down on the floor at John and Randy and said I guess Ill have to get this two idiots off the floor or maybe Ill just let them stay here and sleep it off. Dave then decided to leave both of them on the floor, and went back to the casino and started drinking. "I guess Ill join you Dave "Edge said sitting at the bar were Dave was. Both Edge and Dave got so drunk they both left the casino and walk back to their rooms.
The next morning Randy and John woke up and wondered why they were laying down on the floor of the Vegas wedding chapel room. "How what and most importantly how did we wind up here John asked Randy. Randy replied "I don't know I can't remember anything but my head sure is pounding though "Mine is too John said. Now back at the Hotel that mourning Dave woke up and turned towards the right side of his bed a saw a woman with blonde shoulder length hair lying next too him. "What happened last night I don't recall bringing a blonde woman to my room how did she get here Dave thought to himself? Dave wanted to see the woman's face since her back was turned so he flipped her over and he then yelled Edge what are you doing in my room and in my bed.! "I don't know I can't remember a thing" "We can never tell anyone about this Edge Dave said. "Why Dave are you ashamed of the fact you took advantage of me last night, was I just a toy for your amusement, Just a one night stand" Edge then laughed. "That's not funny" Dave said. "Now get out of my room! Dave said in a very angry tone. "What your not going to take me to breakfast Dave? At this point Dave slammed the door in front of Edge. Randy went back to his room and just before he was about to collapses into his bed there was a knock on his door he opened it and there standing in front of him was his ex wife Sam. Randy asked her what do you want and how did you find me? Sam told him I have some news for you and you better get ready for a really big shock The reason I am here is …