I had to get my hands on that journal. I needed to know if it was bad or flat out wrong with me.

He started to sell to the rest of the akatsuki versions of those akatsuki with me. This might work to my advantage.

Hidan Attempt

I knocked on his door to be welcomed by a shirtless white haired bastard.

"The journal." I said simply earning the door sent in my face.

Konan Attempt

"I love you baby but not that much. I'm too horny right now come back later." She grinned mischievously making me run away.

Itachi Attempt

'Gone to read the horny book, the horny bastard will be back later.'

i glared at the sign then turned away in defeat.

Sasori Attempt

"I don't own any."

"What?! None at all?" I asked astonished by his maturity.

"No because I will be doing them very short-" I slammed his door right into his shocked face.

Zetsu Attempt

"Sakura you should go now..."

"But you didn't even open the door!" I protested.

"If I do you... will be raped."

I turned around and walked away swiftly.

Pein Attempt

"No."

"I didn't say-"

"No."

"Come on let me spea-"

"No."

"Do you have dreams about me naked?"

"Yes."

"Thanks you for letting me-" I punched him in the gut and kneed him in the face.

"Beat you up."

Kisame Attempt

"Sakura! I love you so-"

I slammed the door.

So not worth it.

Tobi Attempt

"Sure." He said leading me in.

"What?" I asked completely shocked.

"Yeah I have twenty different versions. You can read the mild one to start out with."

"You're a god Tobi thank you so much!" I cried then flipped open the book and started reading.

"Tobi is a good boy." He smirked then began reading his newest two.

Oh my god... Tobi is so not a good boy...

Deidara is so dead..