Yeah. Last chapter! And it's fairly serious! You can clap now. (silence) Or not.
Chapter Ten:
Could It Be...Actual Sense?
"WHEEE!" Kiley put her hands in the air as she and Kaden sped down a huge roller coaster labeled "Pirates of the Caribbean". But, as they came to the bottom, a purple swirl sucked them up.
"Not again..." Kaden moaned, but there was nothing that she could do except wait for the portal to take them to a new destination. As they felt themselves sinking into soft couches, the girls looked around. There were windows on each side of them, and it gave a clear view of a skyline. The skyline of... "How'd we get to New York? That's not in the time machine!" Kaden rubbed her forehead. Then, she spotted a newspaper. It read "SEPTEMBER 11th, 2001". She glanced around the skyline again, looking, searching...she found it. "The Twin Towers. Oh, gosh, KILEY!" She leaped up.
"What?" Kiley was busy stuffing quarters into the looking thingamajigger. She looked through, and also saw the two special skyscrapers. "Hey, look, Kaden! It's the Twin Towers!" Kaden put her head in her hands.
"Yes, Kiley. Those are the Twin Towers."
"How are they still up? Didn't the Natsies blow them up?" Kaden sighed.
"I don't know."
"Why? I don't understand! Did the Natsies suddenly become friendly and rebuild the Towers?"
"No, Kiley."
"Did the Natsies get caught and they got charged so much that we could rebuild them by ourselves?"
"No, Kiley."
"Then did President Bush win Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"
"Most likely not."
"Then how? I have to know!"
"I don't know."
"I MUST KNOW!" Kiley overthrew-THE GOVERNMENT!-the looking thingamajigger, and it broke through the glass.
"Aw, crap...Kiley..." Kaden smacked her head on the wooden frame of the couch.
"Hey, look! This would be great to bungee jump!" Kiley grabbed a bungee cord from her stuffed soccer ball. She tied one end to the beam above the window, and one end to her suspenders. Then, she took a great leap. "WHEEEEEE!"
"KILEY!" Kaden jumped after her. Then, everything swirled around an around and around... "No...gosh..." Kaden moaned. Not more warping! Well, maybe it would have been useful...but, it turned out that it just seemed like it, because they were twisting and spinning in mid-air.
"OH MY GOSH! THIS IS BETTER THAN SIX FLAGS!" Kiley screeched above the drunken scaffolder's rantings, the New York traffic, the overhead planes, and even the screaming of the kindergartners down the street. Kaden, however, was planning on making a good plan for their livingness. All of a sudden, the bungee cord lurched, and they went flying back up. Kaden held onto Kiley for dear life. Kiley cheered and put up the "rock on" sign in one hand, while putting up the "peace" sign with the other.
"HOLY CRAP!" Kaden started twitching. But, the bungee cord suddenly snapped. "Oh, gosh..." And all gravity decided to give them a superoundous hug. "AHHHHH!" They fell with a nice
SMASH!
into the ground. And it wasn't the ground. Kiley could tell because it was black and white. But, somehow, they got up again. "Aw, man, Kiley! We're gonna get sued! We put a huge crater into their nice giant zebra statue!" They leaped off the huge zebra, and looked at it. There was a massive hole where they had smacked into it. A little kid strolled along.
"Moooo!" he cried, clapping his hands.
"No, Caleb, that's not a cow!" His mother grabbed him up.
"So, Kiley, what are we supposed to do now?" Kaden asked, and leaned back against the front right leg of the zebra.
"Um...the Natsies didn't knock the World Trade Center down...it's September 11th...2003...my stomach is rumbling..." Kiley was adding up all the facts in her brain. "I KNOW!" She leaped up. "We go and scream inside the Twin Towers and tell them to get out because the Natsies are coming!" She started bouncing up and down.
"Good idea." Kaden extended her hand, and waited for her friend to jerk her up. "Okay. Let's GO!" They ran to the Towers, and dashed inside.
"THE NATSIES ARE COMING! THE NATSIES ARE COMING!" Kiley screeched, and the entire building stopped dead in their tracks and stared at the retarded girl. Kaden sighed, and took over.
"Everyone evacuate the building! There is going to be a plane crash in just a little while!" She waved her arms around, and motioned toward the door. Everyone stopped balking and continued about their business. Except for one man. He was a scary man, with spiky black hair and very wide eyes. He had a lab suit, a nice Sharpie©, and very dorky glasses.
"I am Daryl. You say that this building is going to-" he was cut off by a very excited Kiley.
"ASPLODE!"
"Ignore her," Kaden said, putting her head in her hands.
"Yes. Explode? Correct?" Kiley nodded her head furiously. "I see. WASHJUU!" He leaped up when Kiley started twitching madly. "Um...okay. Come here!" He led them to the back of the WTC, and pushed a button. Kiley suddenly went crazy ;)-like an allergic reaction-and flipped out, thinking it was another detonator.
"NOOOOOO!" She bounded on top of the very confused Daryl, and started strangling him. "DANGIT, YOU! BAD! DETONATORS ARE BAD! YOU ARE MR. BAD!"
"WASHJUU! NOO! I make SHIELD!" Daryl protested, but she ignored him. That is, she ignored him until a big purple circle formed around the WTC. A plane crashed into the purple bubble, and there was an-
"ASPLOSION!" Kiley grabbed someone's deck chair-
"OW! GIVE THAT BACK, YOU LITTLE WHIPPER-SNAPPER!"
-and sat down. The fire chorused and sparkled; the pieces of metal shredded like meat. "THAT WAS AWESOME! Kaden, we saved the day!" The annoying NES in the background played the "You saved the day" music again. Kiley grabbed Kaden's arm and started dancing. President Bush came, and they had a nice ceremony, and Kaden and Kiley and Daryl were given medals.
"I'd like to thank you three for saving the lives of many, many people!" Mr. Bush finished, and handed each one a ticket. It read "CRUISE ON THE U.S.S. BLACK PEARL TO THE CARIBBEAN". Kaden grinned, and shook the President's hand.
"Thank you, Mr. President!"
"No, thank you!" Kiley read the ticket, and leaped into the air majestically. Except, without any majesticness at all.
"Cool! We get to go again!"
;) WENT crazy?
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, these movies, nor these pieces of brain that are scattered about the floor.
Well, you guys, that is the end. I've had fun, and this retardedness has made me laugh at my own stupidity...well, I'd like to thank all of my reviewers for cheering me on, my parents for being cool and having me and paying the electric bill, and I thank the camels (Behrooz, Ryu, and Keanu(Keanu wasn't in much because he was on holiday)) for helping me out with the stunts, the special effects, and the script, and I thank my God for making me, keeping me, and loving me. If it weren't for Him, all y'all would be nonexistent! Me either. So, all in all, I thank EVERYONE! Except evolutionists. They don't do nothing except waste gas. And make the world a worse place. OKAY! Well, I suppose an Epilogue is in order.
Epilogue
The warping machine finally sent them back to where they belonged-home. Kaden sat back in her bed and put her hands behind her head. "Well, that was exciting, wasn't it, Ki?"
"Yeah." Kiley nodded, and grabbed a spatula.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm making some more Burnt Cookie Shake!"
"WHAT? Kiley, this is my PARENT'S house! They'd throw a fit if you burnt it down!"
"I won't burn it down!"
"Yes, you will! You always do when you try to cook!"
"Na-ah!" Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.
"Kaden and Kiley!" It was Mrs. Graffle. Kaden looked at Kiley mischievously, and Kiley nodded. She turned up the stove, and poured her mixture of pre-made Burnt Cookie Shake into a sauce-pan on the burner. She was cooking!
Well, my friends, it is safe to say that Kaden and Kiley were properly awarded after Mrs. Graffle became horribly ill, and that they lived long and happy lives. Perhaps they may tell more of their story someday, but right now, they are enjoying their cruise in the Caribbean. If you read this entire story, you are or have become mentally damaged. But that's awesome. Okay! Good-bye, and God bless!
-Bitten by a cow
FAT! Sorry, you guys don't know how long I've wanted to say that. Okay, bye for real.