Hiya my peoplez! lol I always say that when I enter a room. Anywho, I don't own Naruto or anything that might appear in the fic that isn't mine. So deal with it. Anyways, The one person who bothered to review, I won't keep you in suspense. In fact, you get a fan that doesn't work 'cause I shoved waffles into it one day! Enjoy your fan that flings waffles everywhere! Anyways, This is an interesting chappie that has a lemon in it. It is my first one so don't find out where I live just to storm into my house just to tell me how awful it is. If you are uncomfortable with this, just skip over Yuki's dare.

Yuki- WHAT?!? YOUR GOING TO MAKE ME DO THAT?!?

'Lil miss lazy- It's my script, my story and your MY character. So just deal. The worst I could make it is that you could be with Hidan. So you will obey or this shall occur.

Yuki- I still want to know who though!

'Lil miss lazy- you will find out soon enough.

On with the fic!

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The day after the girls got back, Tsuki was preparing her room, she had decorated it to her liking. It was like being in space but it had a floor, gravity, and air. There were twinkling stars and orbiting planets, shooting stars to wish upon only if it can be caught by the eager hands of our young dreamer, Tsuki. She had always loved space and the sky, there just seemed to be no limits or boundries. I just seemed to go on forever while being calm and artistically balanced.

Tsuki also cherished art. She would always sketch and mold things when she had the chance, and later sold or gave away her art. Her favorite things to draw were little mythical creatures. Sometimes, she would bring her creations to life and set them free, but she would never keep them, or et them back to clay.

She decided to set up undetectable cameras to make sure people who had dares that were outside the room, they could make sure they did them without trying to get away.

Then, Kakuzu walked into the stary room, he gawked at the wide screen TV. "Where did you get that? Did it cost a lot? If it did, you are going to make up for the loss." Kakuzu said greedily.

"No, I made it out of scrap metal, I also set up video cameras all over the house to make sure everyone does their dare if it requires them to be outside the room." Tsuki said. It was actually a good I dea for the game they were going to play.

"Come over and watch a movie with me 'till the rest come. I'll share my popcorn!" Tsuki grinned.

'Sweet' Kakuzu thought as he walked over to where Tsuki was and got comfortable while watching the movie.

During said movie, all the members arrived, and just before Yuki came in, the movie ended and the group moved into a circle for the game.

"Hey guys!" Yuki cheerfuly greeted, pleased that everyone had arrived. "Okay, this game will be like Extreme truth or dare. You spin the bottle, and whoever it lands on will pick a dare or secret that they must tell. If they don't do or tell, they will be eliminated. Also, this is soda, if it bursts when they spin, they will lose their turn and be eliminated, just to make the game go a little faster. Also, you can dare anything to try and get the person to give up and be eliminated. Any questions?" Yuki asked after explaining the game.

Hidan raised his hand. "What is the prize?"

"It is a glorious prize to work for. You can only achive it through determination and luck. I will not tell you what the prize is until the game ends to keep you in suspense." Yuki smirked. "Well, Let's get this party started!" Yuki cheered as she took a place in the circle, Kisame to her left, and Tobi to her right.

Yuki began the game by putting the bottle into the middle of the circle. She spun the bottle and it landed on Deidara. Yuki smiled. "Deidara-kun, Truth or dare?" Yuki mockingly stretched out the kun when she asked him.

"Uhhhh, Dare?" Deidara was kinda nervous, but what fun would it be if you never took a chance in life?

Yuki grinned evilly. "I dare you to let everyone sighn your belly with this magic marker." Yuki said. (my sister came up with this one. -)

Deidara twitched. "What?! Wait, what is so special about that? Doesn't all marker eventually come off, un?" He just wanted to avoid this best he could. Yuki just looked at him. "Fine. Where do you come up with these Ideas anyway, un?" Deidara asked as he took off his shirt.

Half the Akatsuki were shocked. Until now, they had been arguing over weather Deidara was male or female. Kakuzu grinned. "I win the bet!" He cheered.

Deidara glared. "What bet, un?" He asked coldly.

"Uhhh, Hidan, Kisame and I made a bet on weather you were a guy or girl. But I won!" Kakuzu cheered.

Ohh they were going to pay for that bet, Deidara would make sue of it. "I'M A GUY! WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK I'M A GIRL UN?!" Deidara fumed.

"Well, on with the game." Yuki giggles as she wrote on Deidara's skin. Soon, everyone had signed. Than, just as Deidara was putting on his shirt, an eerie voice appeared and read off the names of the people who signed.

Yuki

Tsuki

"What the hell is that, un?!" Deidara demanded.

Kakuzu

Kisame

Itachi

"Well, this is the magic part of the magic marker, whenever someone reads it, it is read aloud by a creepy voice from seemingly nowhere." Yuki explaied.

Hida- the voice disappeared as Deidara finally got the shirt back on.

"Your going to pay for this, un" Deidara said as he spun the bottle. It landed on Tobi. "Okay Tobi, truth or dare?" Deidara asked.

"Dare!" Tobi cheered as he jumped up and down.

"I dare you to reveal your face, un." Deidara said simply.

Tobi twitched. He did not want to, but what if the prize was waffles any time he pleased? "O-ok Deidara s-sempai." Tobi said, extremely nervous. He slowly removed his mask to reveal...(A/N Micahal Jackson!) To reveal the most innocent yet devilishly handsome face most of the members had ever seen. He had soft black eyes, and nearly perfect skin, only a scar to his left eye marred his face. It only made him look more handsome though,

"Damn..." Hidan broke the silence, but was hit on the head soon after.

"I said no swearing!" Yuki yelled. She then glomped Tobi. "Ohhh! Tobi-kuun! You look sooo cute and handsome and you are always so fun and you are like the best guy ever!" Yuki caused a scene.

This is exactly WHY Tobi wore a mask. He felt really uncomfortable with this kind of attention. "Uhhh, would Yuki-chan PLEASE let go of Tobi?" Tobi began to panic slightly.

Yuki's brain rebooted and she realized what she was doing. "Oh I'm sooo sorry Tobi-Dnna! I won't do it again!" Yuki bowed as she walked back over to her place in the circle.

Tobi spun the bottle only to have it explode. "Sorry Tobi, you're out." Yuki said. Tobi left the room to take a shower.

"Aww..." Tobi whined before he left.

"Well, since Tobi left, Dei gets to pick the next dare or question." They looked to see who the next person was, and it happened to point to Kakuzu.

"Truth or dare, un?" Deidara asked.

"Truth." Kakuzu stated.

"Alright, Tell the wolf girls what you think about them, un. It has to be COMPLEETELY honest." Deidara smiled sadistically as he watched Kakuzu squirm.

"Uhhhh..." Kakuzu paused. He noticed The girls looking at him, it made him sqirm more.

"I...I reallylikeyougirls'cauesyou'rebothsohot!" Kakuzu rushed out and preyed to god that they didn't hear them.

Apparently, God was out of service today.

"You think we're...hot?" Tsuki asked, slightly blushing. Kakuzu justed turned the brightest red they had ever seen.

"O...kay. Moving on." Kakuzu cooled down a bit before spinning. It landed on Hidan.

"Hidan, truth or dare?" Kakuzu asked.

"Dare." Hidan answered.

"I dare you to..." Kakuzu tried to come up with a good one. " I dare you to tell Kisame you think he is sexy." Hidan said.

Hidan felt a little of his immortal self crumble inside. "Uhhh...Kisame I think your...sexy?" Hidan said hesitantly. "There, I said it, but I don't mean it." Hidan quickly stated. He spun the bottle and it landed on Yuki.

"Alright! Truth or dare?" Hidan asked.

"Dare!" Yuki cheered.

Hidan thought as a smirk appeared on his face. "I dare you to go seduce Tobi." Hidan said evilly.

Yuki was shocked. "I'll get you for this." Yuki walked out of the room.

Hidan then screamed. "Put on the video!" He Immediately sat right in front of the big TV.

Yuki, having no idea she was being watched, walked into Tobi's room. Tobi had just gotten out of the shower a minute ago, so he was sitting on his bed, staring off into space. Tobi noticed Yuki as she walked in. "Hi Yuki-chan!" Tobi greeted warmly.

(A/N This is where the bad part begins. Young ones...SHIELD YOUR EYES!)

Yuki just waled over to Tobi's bed and gently pushed him down. "Uhhh, whatcha doin'?" Tobi asked. No reply. Yuki just stared at Tobi's still unmasked face. Yuki then began to unbotton Tobi's Akatsuki cloak.

Tobi realized this and began to panic. "Whatcha doin'?!" Tobi asked a little louder this time. Soon, the cloak was just a pile on the floor. Yuki then began on Tobi's shirt.

"WHATCHA DOIN'?" Tobi yelled more than asked, but still didn't move. His eyes showed how scared and nervous he was.

After Yuki had gotten rid of Tobi's shirt, she tugged her own off and threw it carelessly to the floor. Tobi just stared at her full and very mature body. He was too shocked to move. Then, Yuki unclasped her bra and slowly dropped it to the floor.

Tobi snapped.

As soon as the cloth hit the floor, Tobi grabbed Yuki by the shoulders and pushed her to the bed. Just after Yuki hit the bed, Tobi kissed her softly yet with great passion. Yuki melted at his touch, she responded to the kiss with just as much passion.

Tobi ran his tongue along Yuki's bottom lip. Yuki let him slip inside her mouth and moaned as she felt his wet muscle explore her entire mouth, and massage her own tongue. Tobi parted from the kiss and trailed kisses down Yuki's jaw to the base of her neck. Tobi began to suck gently at Yuki's soft skin until a mark was clearly visible. By now, Tobi was running on pure instinct and all his common sense was shut off.

Back in the room, everyone was either having a nosebleed or disgusted. Disgusted being Tsuki and Deidara. Tsuki did not like to watch these type of things, especially since Yuki was in it, and Deidara was not enjoying that his naive and silly partner had actually known how to have sex.

Then Deidara decided to voice his thought. "Since when does Tobi know how to have sex?!" He yelled. Everyone turned to see Hidan looking slightly guilty.

"Uhhh, when you left Tobi with me to go do a solo mission, Tobi was left with me and I showed him some of my porn." Hidan said as he tried to shrink away from all the strange and disturbed looks he got from the other members. "What?! I thought he would like it."

"Tobi doesn't understand what that IS! His mind is too innocent for that kind of stuff!" Tsuki screamed. Hidan directed his attention back to the screen as Pein walked in to see what all the commotion was about, but when he saw the screen, he slowly backed away.

Then, in Tobi's room, Tobi had gotten rid of their pants and the only thing either of them were wearing was underwear, and soon enough that was gone too. Tobi stared at Yuki for a moment before trailing his tongue down Yuki's neck to her chest, and took one of the breasts into his moth while his hand worked on the other. Tobi sucked and this made Yuki moan in pleasure. He switched after a while and then began to trail down Yuki's stomach to her legs. Tobi then looked up to Yuki, she nodded. "Tobi, just be gentle. I'm a virgin."

Tobi nodded back with those soft and caring eyes. He then began to lick at her entrance and Yuki felt herself becoming wet. Tobi then dove his tongue into her wet entrance, going deep while moving his tongue around to try to find a good spot. After a while, Tobi hit it while Yuki deeply moaned "Tobi!"

Tobi tried to hit the spot again and got the same reaction. Then, he exited her, and spread Yuki's legs a bit more. Tobi then positioned himself at her entrance, and slowly entered her.

Yuki blushed as she felt Tobi inside her, but soon she felt pain pulse up her spine and through her body. Tobi kissed her to muffle the scream and whispered reassurance to her that it would feel great after a while.

When the pain subsided, Yuki moved slightly and Tobi began to move out before thrusting back in. Yuki felt pleasure overcome her senses. "Tobi! F-faster!" She pleaded. Tobi complied and Yuki could feel the tension build up in her as her muscles clenched. She was on the edge, but when Tobi hit deep into her, she lost it. "TOBI!" Yuki screamed as she climaxed.

Tobi felt Yuki climax under him, and was now coming onto his own climax. Tobi went faster and slammed harder into Yuki. Going as deep as he could get. Tobi then felt himself climax as Yuki's muscles clench around him even tighter. He moaned as he released into Yuki. Panting slightly, Tobi started to bring the pace back up. They both climaxed again as they screamed each other's name.

Tobi then collapsed next to Yuki, and held her close to his chest. He loved the feel of being inside of Yuki, while she loved the feel of being full of him. That night, they fell asleep in a warm embrace.

Back in the room, Kisame had passed out on the floor, and Itahi, being too cool to pass out on the floor, went up to his room and passed out on his bed. Deidara was gaping in horror while Tsuki clung to him as if her life depended on it. They both screamed as if they had just seen the most horrible thing in the universe happen a hundred times over, which maybe for them, it was.

The remaining Akatsuki, or rather, Kakuzu, Hidan, and Zetzu looked at the horrified pair. "You guys are overreacting." Zetzu's dark side mocked.

Tsuki looked at Zetzu before yelling, "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO WATCH YOUR SISTER AND TEAMMATE HAVE SEX?!" Tsuki fumed.

"One, I don't have a sister." Zetzu's white side said. "And two, I would just enjoy the show." His dark side finished. Tsuki looked disgusted, and Zetzu smirked before walking away. Kakuzu and Hidan soon followed out the room before going to their own rooms.

"Hey Deidara-Dnna?" Tsuki asked as she turned off the TV.

"Yeah?" He was now standing at the door, just about ready to leave.

"Can I stay with you tonight? I feel uncomfortable staying alone in the room I watched them do THAT in." Tsuki pleaded. It was true too, she was terribly horrified by the mere thought of her sister and her dear friend doing that and then just watching.

Tsuki looked completely desperate. Her ears were folded back to her head pitifully and her tail was quivering between her legs. Even her hair was messed up a little. It was almost impossible for Deidara to refuse. He also did not want to be alone after watching that. "Okay, un. I'd rather have someone else with me anyway. That will probably haunt both of us for a while." Deidara said as he walked down the halls to his room as Tsuki followed like a lost puppy.

When they reached Deidara's room, Tsuki found an extra blanket and began to lay it on the floor. "You can sleep on the bed with me if you want, un." Deidara offored, he knew she must have been uncomfortable enough, she really appriciated the offer too and walked over to the bed.

"You sure? I mean, It's okay, you don't have to." Deidara nodded. "O-okay, thanks. I really would like to get a good sleep." Tsuki said as she crawled into the bed beside Deidara, She blushed at their closeness. "Good night, Deidara-Danna." Tsuki took up as little space as she could, but then she felt Deidara's arms wrap around her waist, and she relaxed and let herself get comfortable in his arms.

"Good night, Tsuki-chan." Deidara whispered before drifting off to sleep. Tsuki then felt her own body give into the warmth as she too, fell into blissful sleep.

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I don't know, but i think that it was a little disturbing myself that I actually wrote that. Plz don't yell at me for a waste of your time. I really don't like to be yelled at. T-T

Tsuki- glares

'Lil miss lazy-WAHT?!

Tsuki- LOOK!

Tobi and Yuki are snuggling backstage.

'Lil miss lazy- Stop it!

They stop snuggling and start making out

'Lil miss lazy- That too!

They glare and continue with their make out session.

'Lil miss lazy- I'm outta here! 'Come on Tsuki!

Tsuki- coming!

'Lil miss lazy- Byez,oh! And Review! I appreciate it!