This chapter was partially co-authored by Blossumed!
Disclaimer/warnings: First chapter...
"Truth," Gilraen answered Saphira
"Do you have a boyfriend?" Saphira smirked sure that she already knew the answer.
"Yes..." was the soft reply. The others looked at each other in shock, violent, sassy, obsessive-compulsive fangirl: Gilraen; had a boyfriend.
"Nooo! I'm now the only single one left... what has the world come to?" Tari moaned, hitting her head repeatedly against the wall behind her.
The other three started to laugh at their friend and Gilraen silently thanked her, she'd managed to turn Saphira's attention away from that subject and onto laughing at Tari.
Gilraen turned to Eragon, smiling her sweetest and most innocent smile "So Era, Truth or Dare?"
He thought about it for a moment before, having decided that Gilraen couldn't possibly be as bad as Saphira, answered "Dare"
Tari smirked sadistically, knowing what Gilraen would ask.
"Then I dare you to kiss, on the lips, Saphira..."
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At about eleven pm, the group were told to settle down and stop playing truth or dare. So of course they turned to the next best thing: Planning their many pranks on Firnen that went together as a whole.
"So, we have the mentoes, diet coke, hair dye, bucket and the sewing stuff? And everyone knows what they're doing?" Saphira interrogated everyone as they nodded and double checked that they had the required items.
"So guys, all we need to do now is wait. Who votes to watch a chick flick?"
None of them voted for that and with Tari and Gilraen chanting 'Lord of the Rings!' loudly, their current obsession, Saphira had no choice but to sit back and watch 2 and a half hours of battles, elves and orcs. It was made worse by Tari and Gilraen quoting alongside the film in perfect timing so that it sounded as though one person was saying the words rather than three.
Just before the Battle of Helms Deep Tari turned to Eragon and Saphira "You guys can do whatever you want, like make out etc. Cause we're not going to notice anything for the next part of the film."
The pair blushed and leaned closer together, their lips almost touching when Gilraen called out loudly "Wahoo, go shield surfing..."
Their romantic moment ruined the pair had to be content with holding hands and leaning against each other for the rest of the film whilst muttering to each other what they were going to do to Gilraen for spoiling the moment.
When the film was finally over they set about putting their plans into action: Saphira, filling a bucket with water and tying a piece a string to Firnen's window so that it could be shut from outside, Eragon swapping the shampoo bottle, Tari sewing up the coat sleeves, and Gilraen placing the coke under Firnen's pillow.
The set up complete, Gilraen set an alarm for 5:30 am, and they all went to sleep, or rather Eragon and Saphira did, Tai and Gilraen were still too hyped up from their sugar high to sleep so they continued to rant about the film and anything else that caught their attention until about 3am when they crashed.
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At half five the alarm went off and they set up the laptop with the spy cameras that Saphira had rigged around the house turned on. Gilraen then proceeded to climb out of the window and across the trellis along the side of the house to Firnen's open window.
She climbed through the window and shook the coke up before placing it back under his pillow with the top off and dropped a number of mentoes into it.
She didn't stick around to see what would happen next and escaped out of the window closing it behind her.
A few short seconds later a shout reverberated around the house "SAPHIRA!" which was closely followed by a crash and swearing as Firnen flung open his door and the bucket of water fell onto his head.
Everyone laughed as they watched the scene unfold courtesy of the hidden cameras on the laptop.
Along the corridor Oromis and Gleadr woke up when they heard the shout but quickly fell back asleep again used to Saphira's antics.
Firnen stormed down the corridor to his sister's bedroom and started to pound on the door hurling profanities and threats at the occupants within.
Those inside were thankful for the lock Saphira had installed onto her door as the threats were really quite inventive.
Eventually Firnen gave up with the promise that he'd get them in the morning and went back to his diet coke covered room.
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The group went down to the kitchen in the morning still ecstatic about the prank they'd pulled and the best part was that it wasn't over yet.
"Morning!" Oromis greeted everyone, plating up pancakes with bacon and placing it in front of them.
"Morning!" Tari chirped back, the only one who was a morning person. The others just grunted.
They all sat around being glared at by Firnen and eating breakfast when Gleadr walked in.
Everyone instantly started to laugh at the sight of him; his normally blonde hair had been dyed bright pink.
Saphira turned to her friends "So who wants to go into town?" they all ran out of the room before both Firnen and Gleadr could extract their revenge.
Gleadr watched them run out with a confused expression on his face, before turning to his son and husband who were still laughing.
"What's so funny?"
In response he was just handed a mirror,
"SAPHIRA!"
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In school on Monday after laughing at the footage and watching it again they started to tease Gilraen about her boyfriend.
She nearly snapped at the end of the day and ended up shouting "Well, he's transferring to this school soon anyway so you can all go and..."
She didn't get to finish her sentence as at that moment a small Hispanic boy walked out a reception. She ran to him squealing and he turned to her, a huge grin lighting up his face. They embraced in the centre of the yard, and started to kiss one another passionately.
Tari, Eragon and Saphira looked at their tiny friend in shock; this must be the mysterious boyfriend they'd heard so much about.
Gilraen and the boy walked towards the group, hand in hand, huge smiles on their faces.
"Guys, this is Leo" Gilraen introduced the boy to her friends, Leo smiled politely at them before sitting down at the bench, taking some pipe cleaners and rubber bands out of his pocket and building with them.
When he'd formed a small helicopter he set it down on the bench next to him and pulled out a sheet of lined paper and a stub of chewed pencil. He scribbled something on the paper before attaching the note to the helicopter and sending it spinning along the bench to where Tari and Gilraen were sat debating Lord of the Rings. It fell into Gilraen's hand; she opened the note and laughed.
Tari peered over her shoulder to find that the note was written in a mixture of Morse code and Spanish.
Gilraen stood up, walked casually round the bench to Leo, pulled him of the bench and began to kiss him much to Saphira's delight. Eragon had just gone green.
Watching the pair of them Tari and Saphira had the same thought: We're going to need to have a little talk Leo...
A/N Thanks to Guest for the dare. If I receive 3 more dares I'll see if I can put in another game...
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