"Come along ,Kiba." Sasuke smirked as Kiba responded with a happy squeal. The little one grabbed on to his hand, their fingers entwined. Sasuke sighed. He wasn't really good at being the older brother when he was always the youngest in his family. Come to think of it.... Sasuke stared at the overhead chandelier illuminating the high ceiling. Itachi has been leaving messages at my home lately... not that I still have phone service since I haven't paid the bills in a while.Sasuke scratched his head with his free hand. Perhaps I should spend a buck or two calling him. He probably stopped sending the old apartment money.... I think he found out by his creepy little minions who keep following me around, but he still hasn't contacted me yet either... not directly.

"Nee, Sasu-niichan, I'm hungry." Sasuke snapped out of his reverie and smiled down near the ground. "We should get Daddy,something." Kiba's brown eyes furrowed in worry. "I think he's working right now."

"He's... working?" Sasuke mirrored Kba's worry. "But he's the one who planned all this. So why would he..." He steered Kiba to the left and continued to follow the signs into the cafeteria and restaurants. He didn't pay too much attention to the people around him, especially the looming figure following him.

"Ano... Daddy said you had exams." Sasuke pushed open the large white swing doors and hesitated. "Don't tell Daddy I told you." Kiba put a finger to his lips. "It's supposed to be a secret..." Sasuke nodded, but didn't say anything so he wasn't promising anything at all. "He has a debut coming up... but he said you should be relaxed and everything. Um..."

"May I help you-" A hand snaked out and squeezed Sasuke's arm. His senses suddenly heightened, Sasuke spun around to take a swing at whatever touched him. His fist was met with a familiar... rough palm. Sasuke froze at the alien touch."Watch it, smart ass."

"BWA!N-Neji!!" Sasuke stared at the other raven, and was stunned that they were the same height now as his black orbs took him all in. He let go of his hand and slapped his hands over his mouth. Neji's lilac eyes blinked consecutively, making himself look like a prat. He placed both hands on his hips which made him look funnier in his outfit."Pppft... y-you... "

"O-Oi." Neji bit his lip. He knew he looked stupid and he was just getting more irritated... or embarrassed. No, he was just irritated. Why would he still care what Sasuke thought of him?

"Omygawd, YOU'RE WEARING A HAIR NET!!" Sasuke looked like he really was going to break down, seeing Neji actually have to wrap his treasure in a net was too hysterical. Neji always brushed his long hair, taking great care and pride in it even though it made him look kind of girly. He even bought expensive shampoo and conditioner to keep it silky clean to it blew in the breeze like in a shojou manga.

Plus he was wearing a white apron and a handkerchief around his head to top it all off. Sasuke wrapped his arms around his waist while trying to hold back his laughter and leaned back on a table behind him for some support. People stared at the sight while the stoic teen they saw minutes before looked like on the verge of collapse of... laughter?

"SH-SHUT UP" Neji felt his face get red. "I'M NOT WEARING THIS BECAUSE I HAVE TO DOBE!" Neji closed his eyes then, kicking himself mentally for quoting Sasuke's word at the end. Damn it, why did he always have to have a print of Sasuke on him whenever he spoke or did anything. He couldn't take being laughed at, call it his weakness if you will. He grabbed the side of Sasuke's face and squeezed the skin. "Don't. Laugh." he said haltingly, a hint of threat at the edges.

"G-Gah." Neji stared at the younger raven, seeing a small patch of red running across his cheeks. "I get it. S-so let go."

"..." Neji didn't let go. He brushed his fingertips against the ivory skin, slowly. The whole net haired issue long forgotten in the back of his mind. He traced the line across his cheeks down to his lips, and gently massaged the bottom and leaned forward. "...You've changed." he said quietly.

"O-Oi" Sasuke noticed how his body became warm and... expectant as Neji came closer. He placed a hand on Neji's chest and noticed the band of sliver. Shit.Neji was hovering above his lips, ready to start what he ended months before. "I'M NOT SAKURA!" Sasuke yelled, pushing Neji away. Far away.

Instead of lips to lips, Neji's came in contact with a hand. He blinked, but didn't let go of Sasuke. What the fuck did I just do?Neji stepped back few steps to allow some room. He was surprised to see how disappointed he was inside. It's not like he couldn't go find a fag and screw her for a couple of months... oh wait, he already did that. Breathing heavily, he racked his brain for an excuse for his actions. "Sakura..."

"Huh, what?" Sasuke wiped his mouth even though it was clean. He felt ridiculous and confused as hell.

"I was thinking of her... and I reacted to the closest person."

"The hell? That makes no sense."

Neji sighed and wistfully stared at the ground. "I suddenly wanted to screw her."

Sasuke rolled his eyes then. "Okay, you know what, I don't want to hear anymore." He shivered. "I mean it... HairNet Man."

Neji's eyebrow twitched. "HairNet Man?"

"Yep." Sasuke chuckled. "A man with mutant hair." He waved his fingers around his own hair like tentacles. "Definitely more like a villain than anything."

"And what power do you have? Uke Pheromones?"

Sasuke growled. True, he was an uke, but he hated being reminded of it. "Maybe you should try being on bottom for once ,bastard. Might teach you a lesson or two."

"Oh really?" Neji stepped forward closer. "And you'll be the one on top, I take it."

Sasuke stepped forward as well. "Damn straight."

Sasuke hesitated. The atmosphere was warm and fuzzy and everything. Electricity sparked every which way, and that wasn't a good thing. It kind of reminded him of the feeling they had before when they were still together, but that's the whole point. They weren't together anymore. His hand instinctively twisted the cold silver ring. He was with Naruto-san now wasn't he? But then again... its not like he actually told him they were lovers... just everyone else.

"Want to have lunch?" Neji offered, also noticing the odd feeling around them, but he didn't know what to do about it...yet. Okay, well he did know what to do about it, but Kyuubi or whatever that guy's name is, still stood precariously in his mind. Sure, maybe he said he could have Sasuke back... but the way he said it felt rather threatening. Kind of like he was going against what he was saying and Neji knew a guy like that was not a good enemy.

"Lunch?" Sasuke's eyes widened. "Like a da-"

"No." Neji said bluntly. "As..." he sighed. What were they now anyways?

"Friends."

"Friends?"

"Yes, dammit." Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Don't get on my mushy side."

"Like that time you blubbered at that movie.... Marley and Me?"

"Hey that dog did not need to die!"

"Nii-chan."Both boys glanced down at Kiba. Poor kid, was being ignored. His little hands tugged on Sasuke's shirt, his eyes switching from Neji to his older brother. "Are we eating yet?" His stomach rumbled for emphasis. Sasuke ruffled the chestnut hair affectionately.

"Alright little buddy. Oji-chan's paying for it, so let's go."

"Oji-chan?" Neji and Kiba asked at the same time. Neji's eyebrows raised while he tore off his hair net, apron, and handkerchief. He threw the uniform over his shoulder and followed Sasuke out of the cafeteria. "I'm not that old." he argued.

Sasuke picked up Kiba in his arms. "Meet Neji oji-chan. Neji, meet Kiba Inuzuka... er Uzumaki." he kept on going as if he didn't hear Neji make another attempt to change his status as grandfather. "Just watch out for him, he's a bit of a bastard." Kiba happily nodded, not really understanding the 'bastard' part of it, but he didn't care, he was in Sasuke's arms. His hands gently tugged on the hair at the nape of Sasuke's neck.

"Nii-chan needs a hair cut."

"Yeah, his hair can't be like mine." Neji threw his hair over his shoulder like the model he was in his dreams.

"Oh just shut up with the hair Rapunzel."

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Naruto scratched his blond hair, and pulled his hand away sticky. Why did he need gel in his hair anyways? It always spiked in every which way direction whether he had gel or not. He sighed and stretched himself on the desk. He stared nose to screen at his laptop, the blank word document taunting him. "Damn." He sighed again. "Man, how come I can't write anything?" His stomach rumbled. "Maybe I need food."

He got up and pushed the squeaky rolling chair aside. He knelt down and opened the mini refrigerator next to the tv. "What? Only alchohol? Let's see... cigarettes?" His hand fingered the square box. "No,Naruto. That's bad for you remember?" He laid an arm on the open door, his fingers drumming aganst the silver. "Where's the good food, the ramen in this place? Where's a cookie when you need one..."

Naruto closed the door and headed over to one of the beds. He closed his eyes and arms open wide collapsed right into the silk sheets. He peeled off his shirt and threw it in the corner. "Mmmm..." Naruto flipped to his side and hugged a pillow while his head rested on his opposite arm. "I wonder what Sasuke's body feels like in my arms." He held the pillow closer. "Probably like a nice fluffy pillow."

The phone rang and Naruto noticed the problem in his pants. "Well that's what I don't need right now." He groaned and grabbed the phone at his bedside. He noticed the id caller was blank so it wasn't the front desk. He picked up the phone and sat in up in bed, keeping the pillow in his lap.

"Change your mind about sleeping with me?" he asked hopefully. The only person who knew the room number was Sasuke, so who else could it be?

"Ha. I wouldn't mind at all, Naruto-san." came the positive reply on the other end.

"Really? You know I'm already half naked and I have an issue with my pants...."

"I can easily take care of that." Naruto melted on the spot. Sasuke sounded really sexy today especially when he heard the rugged laugh. "But I don't think my younger brother would be happy if I slept with his boyfriend."

Naruto tipped over and landed on the floor in shock. "Y-Younger brother? OMYGAWD I'M SO SORRY!" he blurted out. "You two sound exactly the same on phone and I really was expecting him to call soon and all. Naruto ran his fingers through his hair, but he continued to talk without stopping. "The caller id didn't say anything so I knew it wasn't the front desk and I didn't know anyone else here at the hotel. Anyway, my name is Naruto Uzumaki, you can just call me Naruto, but you probably know that. Am i still talking? Why am I talking? Oh god, I'm such a spaz." He finally exhaled.

The other man laughed. "It's fine... Naruto." Naruto felt his stomach do flips at the deep voice. "My name is Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke's older brother. I hope you don't mind me calling you at this time. If you're busy with your... pants then I could-"

"Eh?" Naruto blushed and waved his arm around frantically. "Oh, don't worry about that, Uchiha-san. May I help you with something?"

"Well you could start off with calling me Itachi, Naruto."

"S-sure."

"Sure what?"

"Sure... Itachi." Naruto felt like a blithering idiot, what he felt like he usually would with Sasuke.

"Good. Now, would you mind coming out for lunch? Maybe Otouto wouldn't like that."

Naruto's stomach growled again. "No problem...I'll just leave a note or something. He's probably having lunch and exploring the hotel with my son. Hold on... did you say come out for lunch? Don't you mean come down?"

"Actually I'm standing right outside your door. Therefore, 'coming out' would be the correct usage."

Naruto abruptly hung up the phone and got up to open the door. He swung it open and a taller raven stood at the door, cell in hand to his ear still and surprise written on his face. "Ah... I thought you hung up on me." Naruto stared. "You look amazing though. I can see why Sasuke likes you." His familiar onyx eyes scanned Naruto's body with a certain glint of lust.

"MY SHIRT!" Naruto slammed the door in Itachi's face and ran over to the open suitcase in the far corner of of the room. He threw a couple of shirts over his shoulder, trying to find his favorite blue dress shirt. He froze while one shirt was halfway out the suitcase. "Hold on, why should it matter what shirt I'm wearing." He stood up and looked around bewildered at the chaos he made in a few short minutes. He gave up and grabbed a blue and white striped polo and brushed the dust off his pants.

"Ready." Naruto came out and locked the door. "Sorry for the wait."

"No problem." Itachi checked his rolex. "We still have plenty of time. I wanted to talk about Sasuke if you didn't mind." He beckoned Naruto to the elevator and allowed him to go first. "And perhaps give you information about myself."

"Mkay." Naruto studied Itachi as he got in. Sasuke and Itachi were not twins, but they had striking similarities. Both brothers had the goth like features with the pale skin, sharp angles in their face, and deep black hair and eyes. Itachi's face showed signs of age, not in a bad way, but more mature and seen much of the world. Sasuke still hadn't grown into his features, but neither one had an ounce of baby fat. Naruto wouldn't be surprised if both brothers were muscular;the only think really different was the hair. "Don't take this the wrong way, but we couldn't talk on the phone? It seems like you went through a lot to get here."

"Actually, I'm posted here for a little bit for the company meeting. I found out at the front desk where Sasuke was staying, and I found you." Itachi kept his eyes on the glowing numbers above the door as they traveled to the ground floor with the restaurant was. "I find you quite interesting, to be frank."

"Interesting how?" Naruto tapped his nose. "In a bad way?"

"That depends on perspective. I think finding you attractive is bad for Otouto, but good for me."

"Attractive? M-Me?"

"Indeed."

"O-kay then." Naruto fidgeted. He pulled out his waller, but Itachi placed his hand over his.

"This is my treat."

"I insist-" Naruto tried to argue.

"You want to give me something?" Itachi cornered him in the elevator with his hands flat on the reflective glass behind Naruto's body. "You can give me your time and body tonight. That's all I ask."

"You do know that sounds perverted on so many levels." Naruto wasn't fazed, he'd been hit on before so many times by now that it was starting to get old. If he was in a relationship, he was never the one to go off and cheat. "My time is yours, but my body,heart and mind are Sasuke's."

"Hmmm..." Itachi's fingers grabbed Naruto's chin and forced it upwards to meet his onyx eyes. "Very interesting. It seems you have passed the test."

"Ha. I'd never sink as low as you think." Naruto stepped forward when Itachi released him. He could feel Kyuubi coming from the depths, and that wasn't a good thing. He crossed his arms over his chest. "Since I've passed your so called test, you mind if I go ahead and leave."

"On the contrary." Itachi opened the elevator door. "I still have some tests for you to run through."

"Run through? Great more Physical Education." Naruto noticed the goosebumps on his neck. You should just go up and kill him. Or maybe you should just go away and let me handle this. Oh please, I can give you the incentive to do it you know. There's something not right about this fellow. Like I said Kyuubi. Naruto followed Itachi into the restaruant and to a private table near the back. He watched Itachi call for some wine as they settled down into the plush chairs. I can handle this. Feh. As you wish. By the way, remember you do have a knife in your pants. I know, I know, thanks for worrying. I'm not worrying I just want to get the damn job over with. I hate saving our sorry asses when you do something moronic.

Itachi leaned forward on the table and laced his figers together elegantly. "Now then, shall we begin?"

Me: 0.o

Sasuke: ItaNaru?

Me: . Idk I sort of puked it all out :X

Sasu: I'm not mad or anything...

Me: ah... okay. thank god~

Yami: strange, *shuffles paper* you haven't touched the other fics. What happend to all the "I'M GONNA FINISH THOSE" goals?

Me: ^^ eh,...um...

Sasu: She' just bein lazy.

Me: Again, Sasuke you have nooo right to talk :D

Riku: ......

Me: 0.o something wrong?

Riku: Hmmm nothing.

Me: 0.o eh... anyways, plz review and stuff XD I love to hear from you guys (and senpai)