Its been forever since I updated! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FORRREEVVERRR...! Were gonna start with first day of school like little first graders. ^.^

Disclaimer: I will never be awesome enough to own a book this great as Maximum Ride *tear*

JP: are trying to make me feel bad? ._.

Me: *nodds*

JP: -_-

Monday 1st day of school!

Max POV.

6:45 the clock reads

Ok , time to pull my lazy ass out of bed, we got to be at the academy at 7:30. I rush out of bed and straighten my hair a bit, but suddenly hear ruckus outside in the hall.

"Max and I aren't dating!"

"Mhm.. Suuureee, that's why you've been sleeping with her for the past week."

"Its been like 5 days dude & .. Why do you care so much?"

"I don't want to see Max get hurt." Iggy said barely audible.

Silence.

I grab my phone off the charger and run out the room ,7:00.

"Alright Geeks, lets get going!" I say turning the lights off in the music room.

"Ahem."

"Yes Fang?" I ask as I turn to him.

He points at me, " You're still in your PJ's."

He did not just insult my fashion sense. I looked down at my self I was wearing black sweat pants and a red Fall Out Boy tank top, AND I was wearing my converse. I narrowed my eyes at him.

"So are you the fashion police now?" I say sarcastically. Fang sighed.

"People stop griping! Grab a sweater and let's get going! 7:05 ." Iggy said already moving. He seemed angry.

"Yes Mother." I muttered. Iggy chuckled.

"So Max I was wondering where exactly are you from?" Fang asked.

"I'm from Lon-" I started to reply but was interrupted by my phone ringing. I gave Fang an apologetic smile and answered the phone. Dyl is calling.

"Hello?"

"MOMMY!" I smiled and switched my phone to speaker.

"Hey Angie! What's up baby girl!"

"I just wanted to see if you missed me!" I heard her giggle after she said that. Then I hear a chocolate mocha someone and a short black haired someone aww in the background. Where in the hell did they come from?

"I always miss you!" I choked out.

"Do you miss me?" Dylan said. Blah.

"Nope! Not even a bit!" I exclaimed.

" That's not very nice Maxikins." Fang

"Oh I know you did not just call me Maxikins." I spat out the word.

"Oh shit." I hear Iggy say under his breath. I hear a hint of a smile.

"Max. Don't hurt your friends. Please. I'm not going to bail you out of jail again." Dylan said with a laugh.

"AGAIN?!" Everyone said in unison with appalled looks on their faces.

"Oops." Dylan said. Oh I'm going to rip off his di-

"It's believable." The Gasman said. Where are these people coming from?!

I narrowed my eyes at him," Yo Dyl, I'll call you later. Tell Angel I love her." I said and hung up the phone.

"You guys are retarded!" I exclaimed and threw my hands up exasperated.

" Yeah, yeah. So? Wha'd you get arrested for?" Fang nudged me. I looked up at him and looked into his midnight onyx eyes. They're filled with amusement. His perfect lips. I mean mouth. I mean, yeah he's smirking.

"Uh well." I started then sighed, " I was at a 21 and under club and a old drink dude came in and started hitting on young girls. He obviously was a pedophile. Then he made the mistake of hitting on me. So I may have found duct tape and invited him to a hotel room and duct taped his.. Uh... Stuff to a wall."

I looked around to see everyone gaping. Maybe I should've said it was an incident with duct tape huh?

"What?! I said may have."

"How'd the cops known it was you?" Ella asked.

"Cameras." I said with a sigh.

"Wh.. What.. K-kinda tape did you use." Iggy asked suppressing laughter.

"Gorrilla." When I said that everyone instantly winced.

"Oh my gosh. I will never touch one of those things for revenge again." I said as I shuddered.

"So you'll touch them for something else?" Fang said as raised and lowered his eyebrows. I looked away as I blushed.

"Hey I found the Music academy let's go! Bye guys! Iggy said as he started jogging towards the entrance.

"BYE!" Fang and I also yelled as we ran after Iggy.

Cheeky Line Break!

"Welcome musical prodigies!" A lady who looks about in her late thirties welcomed Igster, Fang, and I when we walked through the door.

"Ok prodigies, sign in when you come inside there is a paper at the very front of the room." I pulled Fang and Iggy with me too the front of the room and signed us is .

"Hey, look there are papers on the walls that say Musician, Singer, and Both. I think we're supposed to go sit under what fits us." Gazzy said. Wait? Where in the hell did he come from? I'm losing all of my senses!

"C'mon Fangles let's go sit under both. Bye boys!" I said as I walked over to both.

All the seats were taken in both all but one," OK so I'll stand its cool." Fang said. What a gentleman.

"Here just sit down and I'll sit on your lap." I said motioning for him to sit.

"Oh! Another lap dance!" Fang said with a smirk as he sat down. I sat down on his lap and his leg started bouncing.

"OK Fang, I feel like I'm talking to Santa when you do that bouncing thing with your leg." I said looking him in the eye. I didn't even realize our lips were just inches from touching. For some odd reason I felt those inches decreasing.

He leaned in real close to where are noses were practically touching and whispered, " So what do you want?"

I was tempted to say you but I stopped myself. His gaze felt like he was piercing my soul. We were so close that I could feel his breath on my face. Only five seconds passed by which felt like years. I needed to answer him. So I went with my instinct and said what I really wanted, "Y-"

"Hi I'm Lissa!" What the fuck.

Fang and I broke apart and we looked at Lissa. Hot damn my eyes are burning. She was wearing a purple V-neck blouse that barely covered her cleavage. She was wearing a Jean Skirt that showed her toned legs. She was wearing at least 5 in heels and her hair was curly. Her make up looked like she belongs in a circus and she was basically all plastic.

"Hey!" I said trying to be nice. She shot me and Icy glare. Well then.

"What's your name?" Lissa said seductively with her polished finger on Fang's cheek.

"Ahem Nick. This is my best friend Max." Fang said gesturing to me. Lissa did a fake smile. Wait. Did he just call me his best friend.

Lissa looked at my red tank top and looked utterly confused," What's Fall Out Boy?" OH HELL NO! I was about to pounce on her but Fang wrapped his arm around me tightly so I couldn't get up. Damn him.

"It's a band." I said with gritted teeth. I was going to kill this hoe right when Fang lets me go. I swear it she will pay for what she has insulted!

"Oh! I like bands with cute boys! What genre are they?" Yep! I'm gonna kill her. (AN: No Offense to anyone who doesn't know who Fall Out Boy is, just look them up please if you don't know who they are. Thanks ^.^) They are not only sexy they are my FAVORITE!

"They are an American Rock Band." Fang said. I guess he didn't want me to say something too hurtful that would make her cry and run away. Then fall in a well and drown and a shark eat her vag- okay we're getting off topic.

"Oh. Ew." Control, Max, Control," Eww Rock. You can't even understand what they're saying." YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE SAYING BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU WHORE!

After Lissa gave Fang her number she went to her Singer groupie thing.

"I can't believe she doesn't know who Fall Out Boy is!" I exclaim. Fang just chuckles and rubs my back. I fight back a shudder. Then it hits me. Fang and I almost kissed. I smacked my palm to my forehead. Fang looks confuzzled(AN: Yes. Confuzzled! It's one of my favorite words!). I shook my head refusing to look at Fang because the temptation to kiss those lips might be too hard to resist. He shrugged and gave his attention to the teacher I'm assuming.

"Today we've assigned who is who we must know have a group of at least 4 musicians and 2 singers." I grabbed Fang's hand instantly, he squeezed and motioned with his head towards Iggy and Gazzy. Oh yes!

"These will be your practice members, who may later I'm the years become your 'Band'. Alright, you may choose." I got up lightning fast and sprinted my way towards Iggy and Gazzy. I jumped on Gazzy and screamed," Catch Me!" Unfortunately he DID catch me.

"Hi Max." Gazzy says as he holds me in his arms.

"Ello Gazzy Sir." I respond feeling like a koala bear.

"What the hell?" Fang said as he approached Gazzy and I.

"Oh Max?"

"Yes Igster?"

"Did you get money this time?"

"For what?" Now I was confuzzled.

"You know," he paused," Those one's!" He said acting like he was making it rain.I got off of Gazzy.

"Do you think I'm a stripper?" W-T-H!

"Well this is the second time you gave Fang a lap dance." Oh.. that.

"Iggy? Do you want me to drop kick you to hell?" I asked. Iggy shook his head.

"Shut up then."

"This looks like a very tiny group." Oh the teacher !

All four of us are musicians and F-nick and I are Singers." I simply said.

"Oooh! And you are?" She asked pointing at me.

"Max.. Maximum Ride ma'am." I said standing up taller.

"Oh I've heard of you, you're the state champion in MMA." Out of all things she knows know me because fight. Awesome.

"That would be her!" Fang interjected.

"Huh. Interesting." She said then leaned in to whisper in my ear, " You better kick some ass then." She turned around and walked away and I just gaped.

Taaaadaaaaa! Muah! Love you! Question time! Ask me tons of questions in reviews and I will answer them!

-Maxx