Whoop! Chapter Ten! If you are happy about this, review! If you are happy about anything, review! Suggest it to your friends, whatever! Yeah! Now to see... is Travis Stoll ready for SWAG TIME with the Gods of Olympus? The answer is in the story below... By the way I read this awesome story called Goode High School for Performing Arts! It is amazing read it! BTW, the Gods are a bit... okay maybe a lot OOC. You'll see why eventually. ;)

Disclaimer: Me= not a guy with children. I am just a girl in school...

Aphrodite POV

Ah, the look on Travis's face when I said the rest of the Gods could help? Where's a camera when you need one? He still looks like he is going to pass out. Hah!

Connor POV

Aphrodite motioned me up on the stage that had just risen from the ground. She handed me a microphone and clapped her hands. Suddenly two comfy chairs showed up across from a leather seat with painted flames climbing up the side. The back said, 'Hot Seat'. It looked like something from an Ares car catalogue.

Aphrodite called Ares to stand next to Travis and make sure he stayed in the chair. My brother looked like ice, he was shivering so much. The love goddess and I sat down in our comfy chairs and looked toward the audience. I noticed a camera with 'HTV' on the side. So this was broadcasted? Awesome! This will be great on camera.

"Hey guys!" Aphrodite said into her mike. Everybody 'hey'd' back and she beamed. "Who is ready for your new favorite show..." A drum roll, "SWAG TIME?" The audience cheered. These Gods have seen nothing yet!

Aphrodite turned to me and I nodded. "Okay, guys! My big bro here is having some serious love issues! So we need you guys to help him find his swag! How does that sound?" I said as the Gods whooped and Travis groaned.

Aphrodite smiled at me. I admit I might have fallen out of my chair. Don't you be looking at me like that!

Anyway, Aphrodite went on, "This is how it is gonna work. I will say a problem and you guys out in the audience will tell us the best idea on how to fix it! Are you down with that?"

Percy POV

Zeus squealed like a preteen girl at a Justin Bieber concert. I was officially scarred for life. What was up with these Gods today? Athena had her hair down and was wearing a punk rock t-shirt. She had a section of her hair died pink. Her leather jacket had a owl with x-ed out eyes on the back. Annabeth was gaping at her in horror.

Poseidon was in an orange polo shirt and black jeans. His hair was curly and all over the place. Connor looked pleased. Oh no.

I almost fainted when I saw Artemis in teen form in a sequin covered top, little black skirt and heels. And none other than Prometheus chaining arms with her. He wasn't in his usual suit. Instead he donned ripped up black jeans and a Mohawk. Thalia would throw herself off a cliff if she saw this. Oh Connor. What have you done?

Connor POV

My plan was going perfectly. What's life without a little fun? I had set up a drink table at the entry and set a worker to hand out drinks to all of the Gods as they walked in. The drinks had what I call an anti-potion inside. It will make them act almost the complete opposite of their normal selves!

I saw Percy staring at Artemis like he was going to fall down and Annabeth... Well, Annabeth looked like she wanted to smack her Mom with a metal bat. My father was in a fancy suit and his hair was perfectly combed back. The only God not to have drunken my mixture was Aphrodite. She looked puzzled but decided to get on with the show.

"Kay! First question! If Katie slams her door in Travis's face, what should he do?" She asked.

Ares giggled and put his hand up in the air, shouting, "Pick me! Pick me!" Aphrodite looked at a loss for words as she pointed to him. "EEE! He should sing her a song and get down on his knees begging for her to take him back!" He shouted like a schoolgirl. I was sitting there, trying to hold in my furious giggles, when-

"How, like, dare you, like, not invite me?" Hades screamed as he walked in the door. A drink was in his hand. Awesome! His hair was in pigtails and he was in teenage girls' pajamas. Oh joy.

Zeus looked over. "Uggh! Why are you here? You ruin, like, everything!" Hera stood next to him in her 'I heart demigods' shirt. She nodded.

"Like, totally! Go back to your dumb, like, death cave and leave us, like, alone!" Annabeth looked on the burst of a laugh attack. This was going even better than I had thought! Travis was actually starting to look happy!

Aphrodite looked at the three siblings fighting and threw her queue cards up in the air. "Who cares about swag? It is time to par-tay!" She yelled. Her dress instantly changed into a pink sequined dress and heels. She snapped and a disco ball.

Dionysus and Hephaestus walked in and took the last two drinks. Suddenly I was looking at a businessman and a Frost King. Hephaestus was in all blue and had a crown of thin ice on his cobalt colored hair. Let the party begin!

Apollo arrived, ready for the party. He was fun enough, he didn't need a potion! I got Travis out of his chair and grabbed Apollo's ipod. He had all kinds of music on it. I dragged my now cheerful brother to the dance floor. He started dancing and I went to talk to my recruits.

Lacy and Mitchell were already on the dance floor, boogieing their hearts out. Annabeth was shaking her head sadly and Percy had a slight smile on his face as he watched Athena break dance. Grover was laughing with Juniper as they got down right on the edge of the dance floor.

Getting Percy up wasn't too hard. Annabeth was another story. She watched her mother in dismay and then glared at me. "You idiot! Change her back! She is embarrassing herself and me! Do you really want the goddess of wisdom spinning on her head?"

I laughed at her. "Why so uptight? Loosen up, Percy did it..." We both looked to the middle of the floor where Percy was spinning Artemis in a complicated tango.

Annabeth's face went red with anger and jealousy. "Ain't no goddess gonna steal my man!" She yelled and charged over to where the pair was spinning. Man, you know it's serious when Annabeth Chase uses improper grammar.

I smiled as I thought how well my plan played out. Travis was happy! And so was almost everyone else, for that matter. Well, except for Annabeth, who was in the middle of a verbal standoff with Artemis...

"You jerk! He is my boyfriend! You are supposed to be a maiden goddess! That means no boys! Especially not demigods!" Annabeth yelled.

"Listen here, Blondie, he wasn't dancing with you! He'd much rather be with me! You're just mad that I'm prettier than you!" Artemis shot back. Annabeth looked ready to slap the goddess.

"You did not just go there!" She yelled and would've probably beaten Artemis to a pulp if Percy hadn't pulled her back. That was odd...

Travis was gladly chatting up a giggly Hestia over in the corner. Good. He needs to get over that witch, Gardener. I went off to scope out a gal for the afternoon. I saw a bubbly girl in a bright white gown. She introduced herself as Nyx. I searched my mind and remembered she was the goddess of night.

We talked for a while, but eventually got bored and tore up the dance floor. She actually was actually pretty cool. I spun her around and dipped her head and soon everyone was grabbing a partner for our odd tango. This is awesome!

Hey! Did you like it? I know that this was really weird... At the beginning I thought it was going to go completely different. But like I said in the last AN, I don't plan often. Tell me if you like it by reviewing. I love feedback! I know I left Demeter out but maybe she'll appear soon...- Abby;)