Naruto: The New Z Warrior

A/N: This story is adapted from the story Naruto Universe with permission from Unkoman.

I do not own Naruto or Dragon Ball Z or GT.

Chapter 9: To the village with love

The Next Day-

A knocking came to the hotel room door. Ignoring the pounding, Naruto turned over and hugs Hinata from behind. Feeling her nude form press against him starts the normal early morning reaction to take place. Placing light kisses on her neck and ears the blond Saiyan whispers, "Good morning princesses."

"MMM. Naruto-kun, someone's at the door and they're knocking again. I'm still tired from last night. Could you get them to go away?"

Signing Naruto gets out of bed to find his boxers and maybe kill whomever had the balls to wake him up. The knocking was getting loader and more insistent then before. He hears a voice he really doesn't want to hear this early in the morning. "NARUTO! Get your ass out of bed before I break down this door and drag you out myself!"

"Great. Sakura. Just what I wanted to wake up to." he thinks. "Keep your panties on, I'm commin." Naruto opens the door not really caring that he is only in his boxers, "What? I'm not in the mood to be disturbed right now."

Sakura looked at the blond god standing in the doorway and her mind froze. Seeing his shirtless hard muscled chest was a complete shock to her. To her he looked like a cross between a track star and a body builder with almost zero body fat at all. Her eyes drifted down his body to the bulge in the front of his boxers and she couldn't contain herself for much longer.Blood slowly started to leak from her nose. "Oh my God! Is that a club he's packing? That can't be real can it?" The pinkette was in such a state of shock that she couldn't form words until Naruto finally spoke again in an annoyed tone. "Sakura, what do you want?"

"You... I m-mean, Tsunade-sama wants to see... muscles... I mean you in her office nude... grr I mean now. She said that there are some things she wants to cover with you about the recent treaties you set in motion."

"Oh, well tell her I'll be there in a few. I need to shower and get dressed. I'll be there in about thirty minutes. Later." Shutting the door he didn't notice the perverted giggle escaping his ex-teammate as she wiped the blood from her nose and left the hotel grounds in a daze.

"Do you really have to go Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked having heard the whole conversation. She really didn't want to get out of bed. She actually wanted him to crawl back in with her and make her scream his name some more. Blushing a little as she felt a trickle of excitement spread to her slightly abused sex, she waited for his response.

"Yeah, I gotta go. I really don't want to, but I got to make sure everything is set before we leave." pausing as he gets a fresh pair of cloths from a storage scroll, he then continues, "Besides, I want to let her know that I'm almost done with your clans new seal. I promised both you and Neji that I would get rid of it when I was Hokage. I won't be Hokage but that doesn't mean I won't still uphold my word."

Hinata sighs as she gets out of bed at the sound of the shower turning on. Evil thoughts running through her mind she quickly joins the multi-hair-colored Saiyan in the shower for a quick wash or romp whichever came first.

A little bit later the two-sum leaves the confines of the hotel room just to run into Neji looking for the dark haired heiress. Neji narrowed his pale eyes at the blond and said, "There you are Hinata-sama. Your father was getting concerned when you did not return home last night. He sent me out to find you. Please come along." Hinata scowled a little, but made no move to join her cousin. Naruto kissed her cheek and told her to go on but not to take any crap. Nodding, the two cousins left to attend to clan business.

Neji and Hinata made their way to the Hyuuga clan compound. Upon entering she noticed her father standing in the doorway to the main house. "Where have you been Hinata? Why didn't you come home last night?"

"I was out with a friend I haven't seen in quite some time." she said not willing to say anything more.

"Who?" was his annoyed response. Hiashi's eyes started to take in his daughter's condition. She was more confident then he had ever seen her before. She seem to exude … strength. He had only seen this from her a few other times. Once was when the clan council tried to force her into an arranged marriage. The other was when she started training with Tsunade after getting caught trying to leave to find the Uzumaki boy. Hinata was not going to be bullied or intimidated by anyone.

"Naruto" was the only word that came out of her mouth.

"What? You where out with Uzumaki? He has dishonored this village and our clan. You are forbidden from seeing him again."

"NO! He saved this village more times then I can count. If anyone has been dishonored it is him. You people pissed on every sacrifice he ever made. I am an adult now father. I go where I want and see who I want. If you don't like it, that's to damn bad. I'm going to go train now. If you will excuse me." She walked away from her shocked father and headed towards the training grounds.

Back with Naruto-

Naruto continued to walk down the street after parting ways with the Hyuuga cousins. He started noticing the different reactions he was getting. Most of the women that he saw had blushes on their cheeks and where looking at him like Ero-Sennin did when he used to visit the female bathhouses. The men had looks of annoyance but still held respect. The children held pure hero-worship for him. All in all the majority of people he saw radiated thanks and admiration for saving them from the 'Cooler Monster'.

Of course for every good thing that happens to Naruto in his home village there are still those that will never except him. Coming around a corner, Naruto noticed a large group of villagers impeding his way. "What are you still doing here demon." "Weren't you banished?" "If you had never been born then the village wouldn't be in this mess now. Just leave." "Why won't you just die and leave us in piece?" "No one wants you here." came the different shouts of the angry mob moving towards the young man, thinking that they could drive him out or kill him.

Shaking his head at the gathered people, "Things never change." Sigh. "Oh well." he mumbled to himself. Raising his voice so everyone gathered could hear him "Listen to me you ungrateful pieces of shit, I am not a demon! The Kyuubi is dead and gone. If it wasn't for me, you FUCKS would have died that night twenty years ago! If it wasn't for me then Akatsuki would have concurred the world and Madara would have brought back the Juubi, thus enslaving all of you. Lastly, if it wasn't for me none of you piss-ants would even be alive right now because Cooler or his men would have eradicated this planet. You want to hate me? Fine, hate me. I don't give a fuck!" His voice taking on a deadly quality as he continues, "But if you attack me like you did when I was a child, I will kill you. I am NOT your whipping boy. Get the fuck over it and move on." With all that said Naruto lifts himself into the air about fifty feet above them all and casually floats forward to his original destination.

The crowd mumbled that he wouldn't get away with his threats and insults, but couldn't do anything seeing as he was so high off the ground. The group dispersed when various Anbu and other ninja showed up.

Naruto decided to have a little bit of fun by surprising the blond Hokage. Using the instant transmission technique, said blond appeared in Tsunade's office without her knowing he was there just to catch her sleeping on her desk.

Face-palming, Naruto got a wicked idea. Scanning the room he noticed there were currently no guards around. "Perfect" Carefully using his telekinetic skills he began to undo the cloth that rapped around the blond Hokage's waist. He knew that this one piece of cloth was the only thing that held her outfit together. Ero-sennin had made sure to inform him of this little fact during their training trip so many years ago. After the rap was undone, he carefully arranged it to look like it had fallen on the floor. Naruto then motioned the two flaps that concealed her chest from view to slightly part.

Walking over to the door, he quietly opened it and stuck his head out to check for anyone in the area. Noticing Shizune sitting at her desk doing her normal paperwork, he closed the door again and disappeared from the office, just to reappear down the hall from Shizune. Walking casually up to the brunette he said, "Hey Shizune-neechan. Sakura told me that Baa-chan wanted to see me. I'll talk to you later."

Not really paying attention to the familiar voice Shizune just waved him by and said, "Ok, Naruto-kun. See you later."

"HEY BAA-CHAN! You wanted to see me!" Naruto shouted as he flung the office door open with a load bang.

Tsunade jumped to her feet due to the load noise that woke her from her nap. Not realizing that her top had come open, she grabbed a paper weight and threw it at the offending voice. Naruto for his part in the whole thing just stared wide eyed. He knew Tsunade had a great rack, anyone with half a brain would know that, but the actual sight of those two gorgeous globes was enough to make him understand why Jiraiya would willingly try to peek on her, knowing full well that death and dismemberment would be his reward. Blood erupted from his nose at the same time the flung paper weight smashed into his forehead. Tsunade was a little shocked at seeing her favorite blond go flying back with blood coming out of his nose. She didn't notice that the projectile had shattered into tiny bits upon impact. The scene actually made her panic, still not realizing that her top was now fully open.

Rushing to the downed blond's side, she bent over just when he was coming back to the world of the living. "Damn Tsunade. I understand why Ero-sennin was always trying to perv on you." The Lady Hokage didn't really understand what her young friend was talking about until she felt a breeze where there should not have been one. Her nipples where hardening from the warm breath of the Saiyan laying on his back. Jumping away from Naruto quickly, her face so red it would have made the twelve year old version of Hinata pale in comparison, Tsunade grabbed her top together while trying to locate her body rap.

Naruto chuckled as he got off the floorboards, acting like nothing had happened. "Well, you wanted me, so here I am. What's up?" a slight bit of innuendo lacing his voice.

Tsunade had finally located her rap and secured it and her top. Still red faced she stuttered out "W-what? Oh N-Naruto. What are you doing here?"

"Sakura came by this morning and woke me up. She said you wanted to see me about the treaties or something. Sorry I'm late, I had to take care of a few things before I got here." Inwardly he relished the morning water sports he and Hinata had participated in once she came into the shower.

Tsunade's voice brought him back to reality, "That was at least three hours ago!" finally back to normal and seated. Tsunade continued just like Naruto hadn't seen her globular pleasures, "Naruto what the hell where you doing that took three hours for you to get here?"

Smirking with a devilish glint in his eyes, Naruto said, "Are you sure you want to know? I don't normally kiss and tell but for you Hokage-sama, I might make an exception." Tsunade sputtered out that she really didn't want to know and continued with the meeting.

They spoke at length about what he had done. She asked why he even bothered with getting the village back on it's feet after what they had done to him. Naruto for his part just chuckled and told her there are still people in this hell hole that he cares about. He didn't want them to suffer because of the ignorance of a minority. "Besides it was fun stripping that damn council of power. I don't know how you or Jiji could deal with them for so long."

Just when he made that comment the two local busy bodies known commonly as Koharu Utatane and Homura Mitokado came bursting into the room without knocking, not even noticing that Naruto was in the room. "Damn, I knew I forgot something" thought Naruto remembering he didn't put up the security seals. "Oh well. This should be good."

"Tsunade, what are you going to do to change these treaty stipulations? The council will not stand for this outrage. Everything that monster has done should be considered illegal and voided. You can not allow this farce to happen. We will not allow this to happen." Koharu said as she was walking into the room.

Tsunade smiled like a shark when she noticed Naruto was floating on the ceiling above their heads, with a devilish grin on his face. She then, a little to sweetly, replied, "Koharu, Homura how... nice to see you this morning. I am not going to do anything about what Naruto has done. He's the one that you two need to talk to. If the reports that I received last night where any indication of things, there isn't anything any of us can do. The Daimyo's seal was on all the correct forms, and he also sent written orders stating if any among the population has an issue with it, they can take it up with him when he arrives in a few days. Is that all? I'm in the middle of a meeting here."

"What meeting? There isn't anyone in this room except for us. We would have sensed someone else here" Homura replied.

"That would be me she's talking about," replied Naruto from behind the two old assholes.

Jumping and spinning around with kunai in hand, both where in a sever state of shock to find the blond Saiyan standing behind them with a predator's grin on his face. Narrowing her eyes Koharu said, "YOU! What have you done to this village? Everything that has happened is all your fault! DIE!" With that said she lunged at the man in front of her. Naruto just stood there like nothing was happening. He caught her wrist like she was a young child. Reaching over with his free hand, Naruto took the kunai from the old woman. "Isn't it illegal to brandish a weapon in the Hokage's office without direct orders or is this a case of attempted murder? I believe that both of you are now facing charges that will either get you both executed or banished for the rest of you natural lives. What do you think Tsunade?"

"I do believe that you are correct. Would you like to press charges?"

"Naw, they ain't worth it. Besides, it's not like the old bag could have hurt me anyway." Naruto released Koharu's wrist and continued, "I will not be making any changes to the treaties. The Fire Lord asked me the same thing. I told him the same thing I told you, Baa-chan, I have people here I care about. I don't want them to suffer for the crimes of a few ignorant individuals. I also don't want all the hard work that so many fought and died for to be thrown away for the same reason. I suggest that you two", pointing at the 'advisers' "get used to the corrected system. Neither of you are ninja anymore, which makes you civilians again. You will no longer have a place in the running of this village. Get out and don't bother us again." He ended his statement by powering up a fair amount of his killing intent. Of course this was more then anyone in the room had ever felt before, outside of the memories of the Kyuubi attack that is. Both soiled themselves and made a hasty retreat out of the room.

Both of the remaining individuals just laughed while Naruto closed the door to the office and applied the security seals. "I've got a question, if Kakashi is going to become Hokage, what are you gonna do Baa-chan?"

"Well, with Iruka being engaged to Shizune and Anko, I figured I would stay in the village for a little bit. At least until they've finally gotten things in order. Then I planned to go on a long vacation, one involving a lot of casinos and saki. I thought I'd come back once I had my fill. Don't worry, I learned my lesson about dealing with debts."

Naruto quickly got over the shock of Iruka and two hot kunoichi being in a relationship like that. Seeing a golden opportunity he asked "Why don't all of you come with me then?" Thinking it wasn't a bad option and actually interested in the idea of seeing space, Tsunade agreed. "Sure, why not. So, you've actually decided you won't be staying around?" she asked with a mixture of excitement and sadness.

"Tsunade-baa-chan, this place isn't my home anymore. Yeah, there are some here that I'll miss but not to many. Hell, I had to deal with a mob before I even got here to-" "WHAT! You had to deal with a mob? What the fuck is wrong with those people?" Tsunade interrupted.

Waving it off like nothing happened, Naruto said, "Don't worry about it baa-chan. With the number of clones I have running all over the place they'll get whats coming to them. I still want everyone to think that I'm still considering staying. I have some plans that will be hilarious once they are done."

"Like what brat?" eyebrow twitching slightly due to the 'baa-chan' comment and the look of pure mischief plastered on the face of the man sitting in front of her.

"I was getting to that," his smile grew as he continues, "I've got to finish the new seal that I'm making for the Hyuuga clan. Oh, by the way, Hinata is coming with us as well, Won't that piss off the village? With Iruka-sensei engaged to nee-chan and crazy snake lady, it'll save me a trip asking them if they want to come too. The Ichiraku's might be coming too, but I don't think Techui really wants to leave. Oh, you might want to ignore the reports of pranks for the next few days. No one will be able to pin them on me but most will be pointing a finger my way. Anyway, was there anything else you wanted to talk to me about? Bushy-brows just found one of my clones and is begging me to train him."

"No Naruto, that'll be all for now. When are we leaving? I'll be sure to give Shizune and the others time to pack."

"In a few days. I want to get everything set up. Well, got to go. Got things to do." standing up and making for the door, Naruto turns back to the woman at the desk, "Before I go," hand already on the door nob, "you have great breasts. Thanks for the show." Before anything could be said or thrown Naruto bolts from the chamber, leaving a flushed and slightly turned on Hokage sitting there flabbergasted.

For the next several days our Saiyan hero did just what he said he was going to do. He completed the seal for the Hyuuga, much to Hiashi's surprise. Naruto had finished that on the third day he was back in the village. Got to love shadow clones and being the best stealth expert in the village. Come on, the guy wore 'here I am, kill me now orange' for most of his life. He had to be good at stealth just to get away with all of his pranks.

The Council of Elders where against the change of course but didn't really have a choice in the matter since Naruto already placed the new seals on everyone but Hinata and removed all the old seals from the other members of the clan during the same meeting. To make sure that the 'caged-bird seal' could never be reapplied, he had made the new ones tamper resistant and fatal to anyone that tried to remove them, and built into the seal itself was a seal that removed the knowledge of how to make or use the curse seal. As an extra precaution, Naruto removed all the information and implements used to make the cursed seal.

On to the pranks; He went back to the Hyuuga compound that same night for a prank to remember. He took all the underwear from the clan, dyed the garments a bright orange and spread them through out the village. Interesting note about the Hyuuga clan, almost all of them are perverts. The amount of vibrators and other sexually perverse and kinky things Naruto found on that raid was mindbogglingly. Among them where at least twenty butt plugs and ball gags, mostly found in the male quarters. EWW. At least fifteen latex domination outfits, and about 200 complete copies of the Icha Icha series. Their embarrassment was of monumental proportions when all of this 'equipment' was found and reveled to the public. To add insult to injury, Naruto also super glued dark sun glasses to the elders' faces along with blind walking canes to their hands.

The Anbu got a paint/feather bomb attack to their headquarters. Watching the elite killing unit trying to locate their suspected prankster was hilarious. The village's opinion of the Anbu Corp dropped a lot after that one. Naruto then went on to remove all of the deer the Nara had. They where found the next day spread all over the village marked and colored by cut selections. To say that was 'troublesome' would be an understatement.

The Inuzuka found themselves with poodle-fur-cut dogs. On a side note he had mixed a special aphrodisiac that made all the females of the clan hyper-sexually excited but left all the male members impotent. There where several men admitted to the hospital when they couldn't perform for their wives or girlfriends. He also attached seals to the shower heads in the compound that sprayed a fine but strong feline pheromone that attracted the entire population of cats to the once feline free compound. Poor bastards had claw marks all over themselves due to Tora. Naruto didn't expect that damn cat to still be alive and kicking after all this time but got a good laugh when he saw Kiba getting face humped by the Daiyo's wife's cat.

Naruto also made a run on the Academy. He rigged all of the instructor's, except for Iruka of course, desks and lockers with urine bombs, the urine taken from the Inuzuka kennels of course. Adding to the chaos, he added apples that contained glitter bombs, changed all of the grades for the students and added a couple of dead skunks, hidden by a variant of Jiraiya's cloaking jutsu, to the teacher's lounge. The smell was so bad that the Headmaster had to shut down the school until a crew of Hyuuga could locate the dead animals.

For the Akimichi's, Naruto went kind of easy on them. They had not been his strongest supporters but hadn't really treated him poorly either. All he did was place Vaseline on the toilet seats and took their canned foods and made a three dimensional picture of the Kyuubi. Not to bad actually compared to what he did to others. The ones that had been even slightly nice to Naruto as a boy did not receive any type of punishment but the others, well let's just say they where not happy.

Even though the Uchiha clan's compound had been destroyed in Cooler's attack, Naruto made sure to make some changes to the grounds. He had gone to Suna and gotten Gaara for this prank. After explaining what he wanted Naruto got Gaara to create two statues, one of Sasuke bent over a bed with his pants down around his ankles and the other of Orochimaru walking towards him with a lust filled expression on his face.

The week went well, getting a lot of laughs from those not pranked and a lot of tears from those who where on the receiving end of said pranks. On the day before the Fire Lord was set to arrive, Naruto pulled one of the best pranks he has ever done. Gathered in the council chambers where the entire civilian council. They had been meeting over the last several days to come up with some way to stop the changes Naruto had gotten set up. They pored over the laws, trying to find something, anything to stop this. So caught up in the exercise of futility, they didn't notice the slight change in the air. Smeared to all of their seats was a compound that mimicked the mating pheromones of the super skunk found in the Forest of Death. Using his clones, Naruto had gathered the smelly vicious bastards and teleported them into the chamber without anyone noticing until the smell hit them. The beasts became very sexually aggressive, attacking the members. They were sprayed by the skunks and had skunk sperm smeared all over their bodies from head to toe. Why didn't they just leave the room you may ask, simple Naruto had sealed the doors and windows shut. The seals remained active for thirty minutes and then disintegrated leaving no trace.

While all of this was happening, Naruto was having fun. He hung out with his friends and trained. Naruto had gone and found Lee shortly after the bowl hair cut ninja had found his clone, Naruto taught his friend the basics of using ki. Lee was a quick study and it only took him a day to be able to draw it out correctly, two to use ki blasts and waves. By the time Naruto was ready to leave Lee was able to fly slightly. Naruto also made sure that Lee understood that no one was allowed to learn this except for Gai. The only time they were allowed to pass this knowledge on was in the event they found people willing to work as hard if not harder then the two-sum. He also made it a stipulation that these new powers were not to be used unless there was absolutely no other choice or if another alien invaded the planet.

Various different people had accused Naruto during the week of terror as being the cause of the pranks but none could prove it. Naruto was always with someone when the pranks went down. Either Hinata, Tsunade or his other friends. He always had a perfect alibi. Of course it wasn't like he really cared if he was caught or not.

The Fire Lord arrived and set all the proclamation into law. A few of the dumber councilors spoke out against the changes and where rewarded with a trip to the Daimyo's prison. Naruto just shook his head at the whole scene. The elections where a quick affair.

After the meetings with the council the Fire Lord wanted to meet with Tsunade and her successor. He had assumed that it would be Naruto but was told that it was going to be Kakashi. He was saddened but excepted the proclamation. He still invited Naruto along for the meeting, which he respectfully declined telling the powerful man that he would be leaving the village soon to go to earth to be with family. The man couldn't blame him for wanting to get to know people from his race.

The day Naruto was going to leave was a quiet affair to start. He had unsealed Cooler's ship and had several clones setting up the ship for flight. "Well it's been great" he said walking toward the gate with his companions in tow. The town had heard the announcement the Hokage was leaving with the 'demon' and many had gathered to bid her farewell and him good riddance. All of Naruto's friends where gathered. The girls cried and hugged him, wishing him the best at his new home. The guys shook hands and wished him the best as well.

Tsunade turned to Kakashi and placed the Hokage hat on his head, told Iruka, Shizune, Anko and Hinata to 'c'mon'. The group followed Naruto out of the village gates. Once they were out of the village they saw Naruto and Fukasaku standing in front of Cooler's spaceship talking to a clone. "Is it all set-up?" he asks the clone. "Set and ready for deployment, Boss" responded the clone. "Good, activate it when we take off" Naruto says rubbing his hands together wearing a mischievous smirk. "Aye Aye Captain" says the clone as he salutes Naruto and runs off back toward the village gates.

"What's that about" asks Tsunade walking up.

"Oh nothing" Naruto answers. He then turns to Fukasaku "Hey Pa, take this" he then handed him a Hirashin kunai. "I don't use the technique much anymore but the kunai still works great as a spot marker for my Instant Transmission"

"Okay, until next time, Naruto-chan" says the old toad as he disappears in a poof of smoke. Naruto turns to the group. "Well let's go" he says walking on the ship. They follow after him and the ship's hatch closes once everyone is on board and strapped in.

Back in the Village-

As the villagers watch the ship take off from the gates, the clone Naruto left behind forms a ram seal and dispels himself. Once the ship was several hundred feet in the air, a series of explosions are heard. Well these weren't normal explosions that might lead one to believe the village was under attack. Nope, these explosions where from the multitude of paint tags Naruto and his clones had set up over the last week. The entire village was now covered in bright 'kill me' orange paint. No one got away. The only places that where spared was Ichiraku Ramen, the Hokage tower and monument, and the inside of the hospital, well except for Sasuke's room. He got purple paint. The stupid bastard was stuck in traction covered from head to toe in a full body cast. Naruto had also rigged the TV to play only Lamb Chop's Sing Along's song 'This is the song that never ends' and couldn't be shut off.

Kakashi wiped the paint off his face and looked back towards the Hokage monument just to see several changes. The most glaring one was a statue of Naruto standing tall over the entire mountain with his hand in the air and a rasenshuriken above that. He was dressed in his sage battle cloak and scroll hanging off his waist. The next thing he noticed was the Faces of the Past Hokages. The First had his hands over his mouth the Second had his hands over his ears and the Third had his hands over his eyes. The Fourth Hokage held out a finger with what looked like a booger on the end, smiling like a loon. Tsunade's face had her with one eyelid pulled down and flipping the bird to the whole village.

Kakashi lost it and just started to laugh his ass off. Everyone looked where he was facing and saw the same thing. "Damn that boy knows how to go out in style." came the comment from Teuchi.

Kakashi just shook his head and walked into the tower. Making his way to the desk, he noticed a tri-prong kunai and a letter.

Kakashi-sensei,

I want to thank you for everything you did for me, even though it wasn't all that much. You did teach me some important things. Don't let the pain from the past consume you. Live for today and live for those that are precious to you or you will loose them and compound your pain. Run our home like Father would have if the Fox hadn't come. Make everyone proud. If you ever get into a situation that you truly need my help I will be there. I don't use Father's technique anymore but it helps me lock on for my Instant Transmission better that's why I left the kunai. Have Sakura use her slugs to contact Baa-chan and she will let me know what's going on. Oh Baa-chan says have fun with the paper work..

Your student and friend,

Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze

A tear slid down his cheek and Kakashi promised himself and his former student that he would make everyone proud of him. Then the secretary knocked on the door. "Hokage-sama I have your paper work ready for you." She brought in stack after stack of paper work. All the back log that Tsunade didn't do for the week. By the time everything was in the office there was barely any room for him to move. He only had one thing to say about this, "Son. Of. A. Bitch!"

CHAPTER END