The Master of Prunes

Chapter Ten

No, Riku and Sora were NOT on top of each other. It was Kairi's dirty imagination. So she simply fell back asleep.

She awoke the next day at night. She must have slept for over 12 hours! she thought, and she stood up to look for Riku and Sora. They were outside sitting down, watching the ocean. Kairi sat next to Sora. The sky was dark and starless.

Hey guys, Kairi said. I have a great dance to show you.

Oh, do you? Riku asked surprisingly. Sora beamed at her in surprise.

Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us Show us! Sora exclaimed repeatedly.

Alright, alright, here I go, said Kairi. But I'll be needing a volunteer.

Sora's hand shot up in the hair- I mean air. Kairi picked him, and he stood in front of her. Two large speakers emerged from the ground, and Kairi began to dance. Sora was getting into the beat.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I could teach you but I'd have to charge, Kairi sang. She pushed Sora forwards and leaned up against him. Then she shook her butt, and Sora followed suit. Riku snapped to the catchy song's beat.

Riku, the boys are waiting, Kairi said to Riku, smiling sexily. Riku blushed.

They are? he asked. He giggled.

Warm it up, la la la la, la, Kairi sang, the boys are waiting.

Then Sora sang, My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I could teach you but I'd have to charge...

Kairi and Sora were freak dancing!

Riku decided to join in behind Kairi, and all three of them were freak dancing to the neverending song by Kelis. They freak danced and freak danced and freak danced and freak danced and freak danced and freak danced and freak danced and freak danced and freak danced and freak danced and freak danced and freak danced and freak danced until the night was very late.

The song ended, and the speakers disappeared. Kairi, Sora, and Riku wiped the sweat off of their foreheads.

That was some hard freak dancing! Sora exclaimed.

Kairi let out a scream of disgust.

What is it, Kai? Riku asked.

I- have- BODY ODOR! she yelled. I haven't had a shower in YEARS!

Sorry for the kinda stupid chapter. I was writing it in a hurry. But next chapter should be a little better! Oh, and do review please!