Title: The ARK Angels of DX: Simone and the Curse of the Firstborn
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K
Characters: Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Trish Stratus, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Simone Alexandra Johnson, Dany Johnson, Melina and Johnny 'Nitro' Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Shelton Benjamin, Maria, John Cena, Rey, Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio, Vickie, Shaul and Sherilyn Guerrero, LAX and the Kliq.
Summary: Randy Orton RKOs some of the WWE Superstars including Ric Flair but he doesn't remember doing it. The Amazing Cameron says it has to do with The Rock's baby girl Simone Alexandra and her new red dress, find out how in the with The ARK Angels of DX.
Chapter Ten – Decent Proposal
At the pizzeria Cameron convinced LC to calm down and let him talk to Shaul, Firstborn to Firstborn. LC was a Firstborn too and she didn't trust Shaul Guerrero around her first love.
"LC please, God has commissioned us to help Simone and Shaul might be key to getting that red dress off her," Cameron explained but LC pursed her lips and cocked her head to the side stubbornly looking exactly like her father when the Cerebral Assassin didn't get his way.
"And how is pissing me off gonna help us break the Curse of the Firstborn?" LC replied.
"Relax baby I'm not interested in anyone else but you," Cameron putting his hands on LC's shoulders hoping to calm her down by putting on his dad's voice and LC turned her nose up with disdain.
"Why are you talking like your dad?" she asked displeased and grabbed Cameron's hand and twisted it into a vice grip.
"Ow!" Cameron said trying to get his hand back forgetting how strong his girlfriend was.
"Man I was sure that was gonna work," he said to himself remembering the way women always swooned at the sound of his father's voice, "Daddy!" he cried out and Shawn came over and separated LC and Cameron.
"Lisa Cornelius Helmsley what has gotten into you?" Shawn asked his god daughter.
"Dad I got this," Cameron said and Shawn frowned.
"If you got this why did you holler at me?" Shawn asked confused.
"Because I needed you to separate us, I'm not gonna put my hands on her am I?" Cameron said massaging his wrist until the feeling came back.
"You still haven't explained how Shaul is going to help us with Simone and the Curse of the Firstborn?" LC said adamantly and her father watched proudly from his booth with Amy and Jeff Hardy.
"That's it LC, Helmsleys don't back down," Hunter said proudly and Amy and Jeff laughed at how emotionally attached The Game became when it came to his children.
"I wouldn't need her if you wore more girly clothes," Cameron replied and LC gasped.
"What is that supposed to mean?" she said offended and Hunter rose to his feet.
"Yeah what is that supposed to mean?" he said his voice booming across the pizza parlor getting everyone's attention.
Cameron sank his face into his hands and sighed, "Dad tell Uncle Hunter to sit down before I set fire to this place," Cameron said and Kane laughed.
"Now that's what I'm talking about, anyone got any matches?" he said and Cheyenne who was eating pizza next to him laughed while Shawn hushed Hunter so Cameron could explain himself to the whole parlor.
"Simone draws some sort of power from that red dress she's gotten attached to, if I could just get the dress off her. . ."
Hunter jumped up at that comment but Cameron continued to explain himself,
" . . . And get her to put on another dress, a different dress - maybe the demonic Spirit of Cain would go back to Hell," he continued and LC nodded in agreement realizing that Cameron needed Shaul's help because she didn't have any dresses and Cheyenne was too small.
"Cameron Cade Michaels you're brilliant!" LC said proud of her boyfriend's wisdom, "I'm sorry I yelled at you, kiss and make up?" she asked with an adorable smile and Cameron's eyes widened with expectation at that idea.
"Sounds good to me!" he said and grabbed LC and went to kiss her when a Cerebral hand tore them apart.
"I don't think so you horny lil bastard!" Hunter said and an angry Showstoppa got to his feet, "sit down Shawn I'm gonna put a stop to this Curse of the Firstborn myself!" Hunter said to his best friend who frowned in confusion.
"What are you talking about Hunter?" he asked and noticed Hunter had a bag with him.
"Never you mind Michaels, come on LC we're going to the ladies room," Hunter said and marched his Firstborn into the ladies room causing everyone confusion.
"What was all that about?" Shaul asked Cameron who knew exactly what Hunter was gonna do to protect his Firstborn.
"Let's just say Uncle Hunter takes his daughter's love life very seriously," Cameron said laughing to himself counting down the seconds til his girlfriend came screaming out of the bathroom. Taking this as an opportunity to have Cameron to herself for a moment Shaul said what LC knew she wanted to say from the minute she met her.
"I think you're cute Cameron and if LC wasn't so in love with you, I'd be your girlfriend in a second," she said with a wink and Cameron rolled his eyes, "What do you think about that?" Shaul said confidently.
"I think Uncle Hunter should take you in the bathroom too," Cameron replied and suddenly LC burst out of the ladies wearing something metallic under her shorts.
"What was in that bag?" Shawn asked Hunter.
"A chastity belt," Hunter replied and Amy gasped in shock as did the other Divas.
"You mean that metal contraption men used to put on women in the 1400s?" Layla asked in shock.
"Yup," Hunter said proudly holding up the key, "and only I have the key," he said and Shawn rolled his eyes.
"But Dad how am I gonna go to the bathroom?" LC said and Hunter paused thinking about it.
"That's a good question," he said and slapped his hand against his thigh angrily when he realized he made a mistake, "oh great, okay LC go take it off I knew I should have listened to Chyna, she said I should have chosen the Florentine design that allowed virgins to go to the bathroom,"
Hunter gave LC the key and dashed into the bathroom eager to take the metallic contraption off and Shawn slapped Hunter around the head.
"Ow, what was that for?" Hunter asked holding his sore head.
"My son's not some sexual predator Hunter, LC doesn't need to wear a chastity belt, you can trust Cameron with your daughter can't he Cameron?" Shawn said and Cameron nodded but Hunter wasn't convinced.
"You know what sex is Cameron, at your age that can be a dangerous thing I'm not risking my baby girl's virginity on a Michaels, ya'll showstoppas can't be trusted!" Hunter protested.
"I never made a move on Amy until God said I could," Shawn defended himself.
"And the only move I wanna make on LC is putting my arms around her and giving her a kiss," Cameron said.
"Kissing leads to sex, no kissing do you hear me?" Hunter said and Shawn shook his head in disagreement.
"Kissing does not lead to sex otherwise MVP would be my boyfriend," Shawn replied and everyone burst out laughing.
"Uncle Hunter if it makes you feel better I won't kiss your daughter, but if she kisses me I won't hesitate to kiss her back," Cameron declared and Hunter scowled as LC came back from the bathroom glad to have the metallic belt off of her.
"That's does it if you won't keep your lips off my daughter, she won't be the only one wearing a chastity belt," Hunter threatened Cameron and Shawn dragged Hunter away from LC and Cameron thinking the stress of putting on their first Smackdown taping had gotten to him.
"Man I'm glad I didn't have to wear that thing," LC said putting the metal belt back into the bag, then she saw Shaul laughing and handed the bag to her, "on second thoughts some of us need restraint I think this device would be perfect for you sweetheart,"
"LC will you lay off?" Dominic Mysterio said in defense of the girl he lost his virginity to, "even if Shaul was interested in Cameron he's not interested in her and that's all that matters, trust him and be satisfied okay chica?"
LC looked at Cameron, his apple blossomed cheeks turned upward into a warm Southern smile and LC smiled right back knowing Dominic was right.
"Okay I'll be cool," LC said and put her arm around Cameron and pulled him into a hug much to her father's discontent.
"Like father like daughter," Dominic said to Shaul who rolled her eyes at LC and looked for Simone, breaking the Curse of the Firstborn would surely impress Cameron and maybe his sweetness towards LC Helmsley would be turned towards her instead. She walked over to the table Simone was sitting at with The Rock and Trish Stratus, Melina and Johnny Hennigan.
"I love your dress Shaul," Melina said as Johnny caressed her pregnant stomach which wasn't being blighted with pain now that Simone wasn't being attacked by the Spirit of Cain.
"Do you like my dress Simone?" Shaul asked the caramel skinned mamacita who nodded sipping on her chocolate milkshake.
"I love yours its so red," Shaul said and Simone's face sank and Rocky cuddled her.
"What's wrong Simi?" he asked concerned about his daughter's welfare more now than ever before.
"I hate this dress," she said mournfully, "it makes me do bad things,"
Rocky looked at Trish who exchanged glances with Melina and Johnny and they all gave Simone comforting smiles.
"Well why don't you take it off?" Shaul said curiously.
"I can't," she said and Rocky furrowed his brow.
"What do you mean you can't honey?" Rocky said.
"Every time I try to take if off it hurts," Simone said and Trish bit her lip to stop from crying.
"The dress is holding you prisoner?" Shaul said as Melina tried not to cry but it was hard to accept that someone so young was suffering like Simone was.
"I think that dress needs to come off right now," Shaul said defiantly and reached out to Simone across the table, "come with me to the ladies room I'll take it off for you," she said confidently and Simone's eyes brightened with hope.
"You will?" she said and Shaul gripped her little hand lovingly thinking of her own baby sister who she loved very much.
"Let's go, do you mind Uncle Dwayne?" Shaul asked The People's Champ who had never been so eager for something to happen in his life.
"Yes Shaul please get rid of that ugly dress," Rocky replied and Shaul took Simone into the ladies room to remove the demonic garment.
"I hope this works," Cameron said watching the two girls enter the bathroom with LC who for once didn't say anything to undermine Shaul, like Cameron she wanted Simone to be free and taking off that dress seemed like the best thing to do.
"Let's go get the results of the blood from the dress before we go back to the arena," LC said and went over to Amy and asked her to go back to the police station with them.
"Ask your father, I'm not done eating yet," Amy said and LC looked at her plate(s) they were piled high with pizza of various toppings and Amy had unbuttoned the top button on her jeans.
"You know mom you really shouldn't wear jeans at this stage of pregnancy," Jeff said.
"Relax they're his," she said nodding to Shawn.
"You were supposed to wear your dress, you know the one with all the flowers," Shawn said and Amy and LC looked at each other thinking the samething.
"Old habits die hard sweetie, can you take the ARK Angels to the police station Jeff?" Amy asked the Charismatic Enigma who looked at HBK.
"Why can't you go?" he asked Shawn who gestured to Amy's feet which were resting on his lap.
"A pregnant woman eating pizza, I couldn't move if I wanted to," Shawn replied and Jeff smiled thinking they were the cutest couple and got to his feet and slid out of the booth.
"I hope me and Ashley can be like you some day," he said to Shawn and Amy walking out of the pizza parlor with the ARK Angels in tow.
"You won't," Cameron said and Jeff frowned at him wondering what he meant and made a mental note to ask the Amazing One when this thing with Simone and the Curse of the Firstborn was over.
Meanwhile in the ladies bathroom:
Shaul started to remove the red dress from Simone's body but it wasn't as simple as she thought it would be. Number one: the dress was stuck to Simone's skin, removing it was almost impossible. Number two: Shaul was getting blood on her fingers from the dress, at least she thought it was blood.
"Oh mi dios," Shaul said trying to pull the dress over Simone's head but it was sticking to the little girl's arms and chest.
"Please get it off me Shaul, I don't wanna wear it anymore I'm scared," Simone begged Shaul.
"I'm trying Simi," Shaul said pulling the dress harder but the dress wouldn't come off.
"Ouch!" Simone cried out and Shaul stopped to see what was the matter.
"What is it?" Shaul asked and Simone held her arm in pain, it was true the dress was hurting her.
"To Hell with this, we're gonna go to the nearest church and exorcise this demon that's attached itself to your dress," Shaul said taking Simone's hand and heading for the door.
"Let me go!" said a dark garbled voice and Shaul shuddered, it didn't sound like Simone but there was no-one else in there.
"Simone?" Shaul asked too scared to turn around.
"My name is Cain and I won't let you take Simone away from me!" the demonic spirit roared through Simone and Shaul screamed and turned the door knob but the blood on her hands was stopping her from opening the door.
"Help, Cameron help me!" Shaul cried out banging and kicking on the door then she realized she wasn't holding onto Simone anymore and she turned around but Simone wasn't there. The Rock broke through the door to see what had happened and Shaul ran over to him crying.
"Shaul what happened, where's Simone?" he asked.
"She's gone," Shaul said and The Rock went into the bathroom searching all the stalls but Simone was nowhere to be found, all that was there was blood on the floor and door and a scared Latina with bloody tears coming down her frightened face. Shawn and Amy ran in moments later and saw the ghostly expression on Shaul's face and the look of absolute terror on Rocky's.
"Where's Simone?" asked Shawn.
"She's gone," Rocky said and Amy knew they had to get the ARK Angels right now.
"Randy's gone too," she said and Rocky and Shawn looked at each other wearily.
Hunter came around with Edge, MVP and Rey Mysterio to see what was going on.
"We gotta cancel the tapings, Randy and Simone are gone something bad's gonna go down I don't think it would be a good idea to do the show tonight Hunter," Shawn said but the Smackdown Superstars wouldn't hear it.
"The show goes on, thousands of Rey Mysterio's hometown fans are gonna be here to see us, we can't let them down," MVP said but Mysterio was less defiant; he'd been through spiritual war games with ATM before and he didn't want his hometown fans to get caught in the crossfire.
"What are we gonna do?" Shawn asked Hunter who scratched his chin in thought and he came up with an idea.
"I say its time we give the Spirit of Cain exactly what it wants," he said and told everyone his idea afterwards everyone turned and looked at Trish and Melina who didn't know what was going on.
"Why is everyone looking at me?" Trish said and Amy walked over to her wiping the last remnants of tomato sauce from her face.
"They'll tell you at the arena," she said to her best friends, "just let DX do what they do best,"
Melina and Trish exclaimed uncertain glances knowing DX were known best for doing the unexpected and they weren't up for anymore surprises today.