Hola! Now, I know that my author's notes are usually at the end, but I have to play this out before I forget.
Upon my 50th review, courtesy of ima-panda-hear-me-roar, I have decided to celebrate/congratulate. Panda-chan, you wrote my 50th review, and as a reward(because 5 is one of my favourite numbers. Juts ask Lin-chan), you will have an entire(short XDDD) chapter dedicated to any AkaSaku pairing that you choose. The scenario has to be relevant with the story, though, of course(Meaning that it goes with the story, and is not some random oneshot amongst other things). So just tell me the pairing and I will create some fluffiness!(This does not mean that it will be the final pairing)
This oppourtunity will arise again, but I won't tell you when!
Also, on a character's birthday, the most recent reviewer will receive the same reward. But, alas, there are no birthdays in April. That I know of. No one in the Leaf Village, at least.
I apologize greatly, for this will be a relatively short chapter.
Read on!
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Accidentally
Chapter 10: Cruel
Deidara sighed, placing his forehead protector on his dresser.
'Sasori went too far, yeah. It's been six hours now and not even Konan has seen Sakura come out of her room. I had a feeling that something like this would happen. But, before, I guess I didn't realize just how much that Sasori and Sakura-' Deidara's thoughts were interrupted by a knock at his door.
He sighed again. "Come in!"
The knob turned and there stood Sakura, looking, for lack of a better word...distressed.
"We need to talk." She said sternly, and Deidara frowned.
...
Deidara rubbed the back of his neck nervously. "You...wanted something, yeah?"
Sakura stepped on another dandelion. "Yes. To talk. About Sasori."
It was nervewrecking, how serious she was being. Deidara had yet to not wince every time she crushed a flower. "What about him, yeah?"
"...you knew he was coming. That he was alive. Did you not?"
Deidara nodded slowly.
"Well, how? I mean, the Edo Tensei was how the rest of you came back, but...Sasori was...a pupp-"
Deidara put on the hardest look he could muster, gazing at her from the corner of his eye. "Sasori-danna was not entirely puppet. We brought back the part that was human."
Sakura sneered at the ground. "I understand that much, he told me he was still partially human. He called himself...incomplete." Sakura shivered at the memory.
Deidara's brow furrowed. "To be honest...we're all incomplete. You can see, hear, and feel me, right? Chakra and all?"
It was Sakura's turn to feel nervous. "What's your point?"
Deidara stopped walking. When Sakura followed suit, he turned to face her. He moved slowly, taking her hand in his and placing it on his chest. Sakura could swear she was blushing, but soon she caught on. A wave of depression washed over her.
"Nothing. The Edo Tensei was a cruel, cruel thing. Our bodies have matured enough since we were brought back," He took his hand back, but Sakura didn't move hers. "that we have obtained body heat, and some breath. Our hearts beat, but not with enough volume for any human or Ninja to detect."
Sakura wanted to cry. Really, she did. That was just...just sick! How could anyone do this to a human-freaking-being?
Deidara grinned half-heartedly, trying to lighten the mood. "It does come in handy on missions, though. We just discard our cloaks and play dead...!"
Sakura was unamused, and the look she gave him while she removed her hand told him as much.
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"What the fuck are they saying? I can't freaking hear!"
"Shut up, Hidan."
"Tobi wants to know! What is Senpai gonna do to Miss Sakura?"
"Silence yourself, Tobi. Be a good boy."
"You should stop going so easy on him, Zetsu-san. Don't forget what he did to your garden. Right, Itachi?"
"...hn."
"All of you, shut up! I don't know why or how it is that you all came with me."
"Because Konan-chan loves us! Isn't Tobi right, Konan-chan?"
Konan brought a hand to her eyes, groaning agitatedly.
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"You can hear them too, right?"
"No doubt, yeah."
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_Border of Rain_
"How do we know that Orochimaru isn't playing with us? No one is supposed to know where the Akatsuki base is." Sasuke's lips pursed out of boredom.
"Lord Orochimaru would never...you know, you have a good point."
"Hn."
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*cries hysterically*
HIDAN!
Hidan: Gah, what? ...what the fuck is your problem?
I'M SO SORRY HIDA-KUN! I...*sniff*...I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY! *sob, sob*
Hidan: What? My birthday? Oh, don't worry about it. I stopped celebrating that shit four years ago when I forgot.
FORGIVE ME, HIDA-KUUUN! PLEASE, I- wait, what?
Hidan: I forgot my birthday four years ago. When was it, again?
*sniff* Th-the 2nd...I looked it up on NaruPedia. Deidara-kun's is next month...
Hidan: Eh, don't let shit like that bother you. I didn't know either.
...oh. Okay then.
WELL! Like I said, short chapter. I love it, though. I wonder if that could be considered DeiSaku fluff...?
Deidara: HELL YEAH!
Sakura: Um...
^_^" Heh-heh...yeah...
Okay, NOW we don't have any birthdays to worry about. No important ones. To me.
22nd: Akimichi Chouza(Chouji's dad)
30th: Gatou(Bastard from the Hidden Mist Arc)
That's it. Then the1st of May is Chouji's birthday. That's somewhat important.(No offense, Chouji-san)
I'll tell you the rest in a note sometime before the end of the month.
Review! I beg you! *pulls Akamaru out of nowhere and shows his cute giant puppy face* Please?
Godspeed!(anyone know where that originates from? I was just looking up different ways to say 'Bye!'.)
~Raven100