Dancer: This ep is to my Dad because it's his b-day today.
Disclaimer: I'm sorry. I wish but nope I don't own it.(crys) I also don't own anything but me. That's the only thing I own is me.
Episode 10
Dancer came walking down the hallway of the studio. Dancer was wearing army pants with army boots and a black tank top. Also there was a gun strapped to her back. Some of the employed people that worked back stage took a couple of steps back from her when she gave them an evil look. Dancer finally made it to the microphone on stage while the cast sat on couches."Good evening. Since the incident last episode I'm really mad at them and I'm mad at my ex. So lets get started." Said Dancer as she sat in her own chair by the couches.
To: The whole YGO cast
Kind of a random question, but do any of you like reading manga? Which manga?
All of you rock, especially Ryo and Thief King Bakura.
-bows-
-sandangelfan
From: naflegnadnas
"Thanks." said Bakura shyly.
"Haha. Do you want to take over the world with me?" asked Yami Bakura.
Dancer hit him on the back of the head."No you don't Yami Bakura. I will hurt you with my gun."
Yami Bakura hid behind Yami Mairk. "In your dreams." Yami Bakura said.
Dancer was about to sit down when some random guy came on stage wearing a ski mask and grabbed her to stay down. "Calm down, Dancer calm down."
Dancers eye lilt up."I know who you are! you are-"
He covered her mouth."Don't tell!" Then he ran off.
"Who was that?" Kisara asked
"I don't know." Dancer said blushing.
"Yeah you do."
"Just shut up or I'll kill you with a rubber duck."
"Well none of us really read anything really. We're just to busy with our lives." said Yami.
"I agree." said one of them.
To: Everyone
Who can imitate the evil Kira laugh?
From: Sairi Mouto
"Uh who's Kira?" asked Yami Bakura and Yami Marik at the same time.
Dancer laughed. "Remember Death note Kira. Yeah Awesome. Kira is more evil then you two are."
Both of their eyes were huge."WHAT!? Someone is more evil then us?"
Dancer nodded. The two looked at each other then went off stage and came back with to guns and were out the door."Well looks like there going to go Kill Kira which they can't."
"Why?" asked Yami
"Because you will see."
To: Joey
I've read stories with your sister Serenity paired up with either Duke, Tristan, heck, even Kaiba. Which guy do you think is best for her in your opinion?
From: Lucky Girl Dragon Wielder
Joey shook his head with anger."No one is going to date my sister!"
Dancer glared at him."You will answer the question."
Joey looked at all three."I w-w-w-w-would say Tristan. Since I've know him longer and he's my friend."Joey said with difficulty.
Kisara cheered as she ran over to tackle Kaiba."Helllllllllp!" Kaiba yelled running away from Kisara.
Serenity looked at Joey."Why brother why? I want to go out with Kaiba! Not Tristan." Serenity said crying.
To: Yami
This was always on my mind for who knows how long! Anyway, in episode 53, if Johnny Steps hadn't arrived, would you have kissed Tea while watching the sunset together? BTW, Krys says hi and Hol says whatever.
From: Lucky Girl Dragon Wielder
Yami smiled."Of course. I would have kissed her. She looked so lovely in the light of the sunset and-"
Dancer glared."Not to far. Kids are watching this show."
Yami glared back."Okay so I get blamed for saying stuff like that but you go and kill people? Alrighty Then."Yami said madly
Dancer shurgged."So It's my show. You just have to follow my rules."
"But what about Yami Mairk and Yami Bakura?"
Dancer shurgged again." Because there doing the kill off stage."
Yami hpmf and then grabbed Tea's hand.
Then the door opened again and Yami Marik was holding Yami Bakura."We got a dead person."
"Let me guess he died out of nowhere." Yami Marik nodded.
"That's Kira for ya."
"Hi Krys and Hol!" said the cast besides Dancer who was texting on her phone.
To: Yami Marik
I dislike you, Krystal wants your head, and Holly just wants to kick your **! What would you do if you disappeared?
From: Lucky Girl Dragon Wielder
Yami Marik laughed."What would I do if I disappeared? Ha! I won't disappear at all. you know what I'll do. I'll send you to the shadow realm."
Yami Marik took out his rod but Dancer beat him to it with a gun pointing at him."We do not send people to the shadow realm."
Yami Marik growled."You know what. I liked it better when you were nice last episode."
Dancer nodded."It's thanks to all of yall that I'm not happy."
To: Yami
In my fics, you hate James with a passion(god bless you for that!). How would you feel if he kissed Tea and/or Krystal?
From: Lucky Girl Dragon Wielder
"Well since I hate him in your fics yes I would hate him if he kissed Tea(specially her) and Krystal." He then looked over at Dancer."Then I would take Dancer's gun or rubber dog or duck whatever and beat him to the ground."
"Rubber Dog?" asked a random person.
Dancer shook her head."It's a long story."
To: Tea
I always like how you're so caring in the show. How do you feel about being the damsel in distress? BTW, Krys and Hol say hi.
From: Lucky Girl Dragon Wielder
Tea shook her head. "I'm not really damsel in distress but I would hate that."
Yami shook his head. "I would like that so I could save you."
Tea rolled her eyes. "It's only because so that you can be a show off."
Yami smirked. "To you because I love you."
Tea stuck her tongue out. "I love you too."
To: Duke
I didn't like you at first but I started to like you. If you had to choose between Serenity and all your fangirls, who would you pick?
From: Lucky Girl Dragon Wielder
Duke rolled his eyes."Of course I would pick Serenity." And then the sexyback song started playing in the back ground.
I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.
Dancer glared at Duke."Okay Duck. Guess what. You better turn off that song off now."
"Why did you call me duck?"
"Because you are one."
Duke turned the song off. "I bet my song would be that too." said Joey.
Kaiba finally got back to his chair and he lost Kisara somewhere."No Wheeler your song would have to be who let the dogs out."
Who let the dogs out
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" (Yippie Yi Yo)
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Then the music stopped with Dancer shooting at the CD player. Joey and Kaiba were throwing punches.
To: Joey
You always make me laugh. Did you ever think of being a comedian?
From: Lucky Girl Dragon Wielder
Joey got punched in the face. Then he got up. "Well," He said throwing a punch at Kaiba." I never thought of it but sure I would like to become one."
Kaiba knocked him back to the ground."Nah he can't because he's going to be in a dog costume in a parade."
Joey growled."That's it money bags." And the two were at it again.
To: Yugi
How did you feel about Yami getting all the attention in your duels instead of yourself?
From: Lucky Girl Dragon Wielder
Yugi shrugged his shoulder."Well I wasn't the best dueler in the world at the time so I really didn't care. I just cared about us winning getting our friends out of danger or us beating the evil."
Yami nodded."I agree but you are an even stronger dueler then I am now."
Yugi nodded."I guess."
Tea glared at Yugi."Now Yugi. Do not doubt yourself."
Yugi put a smile on his face."Don't worry Tea I'm fine."
To: Yami
If you had to chose between Yugi's life and never being able to play ANY type of game ever again, which would you chose?
From: Holy Metal Muffin of Death
Yami glared at Holy Metal Muffin of Death in the audience."Why? Why me? I love to play games and Yugi is my brother. What is wrong with you?"
Dancer was laughing."I have to get this on video camera."
Vivian who was standing behind her put her hand over Dancers eyes."Guess who." Vivian said trying to get her voice into a man's voice.
Dancer slapped her hands away."Don't make me kill you with his pen." Dancer said grabbing a pen out of no where.
"Where did you get that-"
Dancer then stabbed her with the pen."Yami answer the question." Dancer said after stabbing Vivian.
Yami thought hard and long. Yugi started to get worried."I wouldn't play games anymore."
Yugi wiped sweat off his forehead."I thought you were going to pick games."
Yami glared at him."Games? I rather not play games then take a life away."
To: Seto
Has there ever been a time when you've gotten fed up with working at Kaiba Corp. and considered, even for a second, quitting?
If you did ever lose your job, what other careers would you consider taking on?
From: Holy Metal Muffin of Death
Kaiba sighed."Well I have a couple of times because all of them being stupid and not following my orders."
Dancer shook her head."Why does anyone want to listen to you anyways. They have the right mind not to bone head."
Kaiba glared at her." Don't call me names Dancer."
Dancer laughed."Just answer the question."
Kaiba shook his head."I will never lose my job because if I did I can just buy another company and make it better and then buy Kaiba Corp back."
Dancer rolled her eyes."Oh Kaiba here comes Serenity and Kisara fighting over you again." Kiaba then ran off with Serenity and Kisara auguring and chasing after him at the same time.
To: Yami
At the end of the duel on the train with Weevil when you kept attacking him with your Breaker the Magical Warrior, if Tea didn't stop you, would you have continued with your attack even though his lifepoints were already dropped to zero?
From: Crystal Magician Princess
Yami sinked into his chair. "Why did you have to remind me?" He asked Crystal Magician Princess.
Dancer rolled her eyes once again. "Just answer the question."
Yami shrugged." I really don't know. I was so mad at myself. I'm just glad Tea was there to stop me. Tell you the truth I don't think anyone could have stopped me but her."
Tea giggled. "That was sweet."
Yami nodded. "Sweet for you but I hate myself for that Season."
Dancer nodded in agreement. "I hate that season so much you don't know how much I hate it."
To: Dancer
If you could torture anyone from any anime who would it be?
From: Sairi Mouto
Dancer smirked."This is really hard." She said being sarcastic as she pretended to think.
She then grabbed her gun and pointed to Vivian. "I would say miss bunny rabbit over there."
Vivian looked confused. "Bunny rabbit? Who's that?"
Dancer then shot her. "You you idiot.
To: Kaiba
What kind of fabric softener or detergent did you use to get your trench coat to defy gravity like that? I wanna know for Halloween.
From: The Domexiqueen
Kaiba then came out of no where with a big black hole and then it disappeared with Serenity and Kisara yelling in it. "Don't ask." said Kaiba.
"I don't even want to know." said Dancer.
"I don't know what I use. Ask the maids."
Dancer started to laugh."What's so funny?" asked Kaiba.
Dancer shook her head."It's way to mean. I'm going to save that for later." She said looking at a picture and then putting it in her pocket.
"Oh and Kid. Halloweens over."
Dancer rolled her eyes. "Yes it is Kaiba but the question was asked before then thank you very much."
To: Everyone (including Dancer)
If you were an animal what would you be?
From: Shadow
Dancer then smiled."I would like to be a Tiger."
Yami then throught for a moment."I would like to be a Lion."
Tea smiled."I would like to be a lion with you Yami."Yami then smiled about to kiss her when Dancer shot a gun shot at them but missed.
"There are kids watching this show."
Bakrua."I would like to be a puppy....not a dog but a puppy."
Yami Bakura."I would like to be a Dragon."
"That's not an animal." said Dancer.
He shot a look at her."I don't care. I would like to be a dragon so then I could destroy the world."
Yami Marik agreed."A dragon for me too." Dancer rolled her eyes.
"I would like to be a wolf." said Joey.
Kaiba then laughed."See your related to dogs. ha."
"Watch it Money bags."
"I would be a eagle." said Tristan.
"I would be some kind of cat." said Yugi.
Rebecca smiled."Me too." Yugi then moved closer to Yami.
Dancer looked around."Does anybody else want to answer?" the ones that didn't answer shook there heads."Why not?" asked she.
They shurgged but didn't say anything. Dancer rolled her eyes.
To: Kaiba, Duke, Tristen and Yami
If you were a girl, what would you be called?
From: Shadow
Kaiba looked dumbfounded."What the F***. Why would i answer that? I don't want to be a girl. I like being a guy thank you very much." Kaiba said walking off.
Dancer then pushed a button and Serenity and Kisara came out of nowhere."Go get him and bring him back." The two started to go after Kaiba once again.
Yami looked at Dancer."We have no choice do we?" Dancer shook her head."Okay then I would probably be called. Bastet. It's an Egyptian name if you were wondering."
Tristen."Probably April since I'm Born in April."
Duke looks scared."My name would be Serenity since I like her." Joey glared at Duke.
Kaiba came running back from Serenity and Kisara." I don't want to answer."
Dancer then rolled her eyes."I'm going to answer for you then." Gets out some kind of Journal.
"What's that?" Kaiba asked getting nervous.
"I broke into your house and found this on your bed. It has all of your secrets."
Joey brsted up laughing."I didn't know you had a diary."
Kaiba then glared at Joey."I don't. And how in the world did you break in with my guards around!?" He yelled at Dancer.
Dancer then turned to a page and laughed."if I was a girl then I would like to be called a pikachu."
Kaiba glared at Dancer."I didn't write that!"
Dancer was laughing."Then why is it in here with you name?" Kaiba then walked off with everyone laughing.
To: Rex and Weevil
Okay, story mode here... lets say one day you got turned into an object by a magical chocolate bunny, what object would you be turned into and why?
From: Shadow
"A magical Chocolate Bunny?" asked Rex confused.
Dancer nodded."Tell you the truth i think this was the first question for these two....or maybe the second I don't know but wow. Hearing the Dinosaurs voice over here it hurts." Rex threw invisible daggers at Dancer.
"I know!!!" said Weevil jumping up and down like a school girl."A bug! because I love bugs so much."
"Is that why you sold your mother to get more bugs at your house?" asked Rex.
Weevil hit him."You were to keep quiet about that."
"I would have to say a dinosaur because there cool."
To Kaiba:
How would you describe yourself Kaiba? As a Rich boy...or as Obnoxious corporal?
From: Mistress of the King Severian
Kaiba crossed his arms."You know what. I say I'm Rich but I'm not obnoxious. You're the obnoxious one."
Dancer punched Kaiba a crossed the face."Do not say that about her!"
Kaiba put his hand on his face."I can say anything I want. bitch." Dancer then shot Kaiba.
To Rebecca:
Why do you like Yugi when you KNOW he doesn't like you back?
From: Mistress of the King Severian
Rebecca's eyes started to water."He loves me very much.....Don't you Yugi?" She said smiling as she turned to him as he disappeared.
"Where'd he go?"
"That's way"everyone said as she ran off.
Yugi got up from behind the couch and sat beside Yami once again."Thank you."
To Yami:
Why are you so down right sexy? ^_^
From: Mistress of the King Severian
Yami smiled."I know I am sexy. I think it's my genes." Yami said winking.
"I do have to agree with her. You are very sexy." Tea said giggling.
"I love my life." said Yami
To Tea:
If you had to chose between your dream as a dancer, and your love Yami, what would you choose?
From: Mistress of the King Severian
Tea had huge eyes. "Oh my. I don't know. I mean I love dancing and I love Yami. I would have to choose Yami because you may never know what my happen."
Yami smiled."I love you." as they kissed.
Dancer rolled her eyes for the fifteenth time this episode."I hate it when people do that."
To Yugi and Yami:
Between the Dark Magician and the Dark Magician of Chaos which is your favourite card?
From: meme12
"Dark Magician." Both said at the same time.
"Mahado was one of my best friends back Egypt and once you know his soul got into the Dark Magician and yeah. Hard Subject to talk about."
Yugi smiled."It was one of my first cards."
To: Yugi
Why do you cry so much more then Yami? Seriously? You tear up at least twice in every season, Yami tears up a grand total of once in the whole series? Why is that?
From: Yume Ninja
Yugi looked at Yume Ninja in the audience."That is not nice. Well sorry that I tear up a lot. I went through stuff when I was a kid and I cried a lot. Okay if you want to know ask me some other time."
To: Seto
Did or do you have or had a girl that you liked a lot but then something happened?
From: mychemicalromance122
Kaiba laughed."Ha. I never fell in love with a girl thank you very much."
Dancer laughed."but what about back in Egypt?"
Kaiba glared at Dancer once again."For your information that was back then and this is now. And Besides I don't believe in magic so take it all somewhere else."
To: Serenity
What's it like having an overprotected brother that watches your every move?
From: mychemicalromance122
Serenity sighed."I hate it. He doesn't let me have enough space."
"I do to let you have enough space."
Serenity shook her head."No you do not."
To: Mokuba
Are you as smart as your older brother??
From: mychemicalromance122
Mobuba smiled."Yep I am.....Well almost. He's still better in some things then I am but I'm almost there."
Dancer got up."Well that's all we have for today folks stay tuned for next time."
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Dancer: I thought about quiting this thing but I decided to keep going with it. So please put all of the questions you want for next ep. This one might not get updated as much though. Just thought to warn yall. Please R&R.