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It's never easy meeting the family, especially your boyfriend's. So when you asked him, giving the cute puppy-dog look, he gave in. He warned you of their annoyingly odd ways, but you brushed it off. Besides, Norway was also unique in his own way, apparently being able to see supernatural creatures. It freaked you out at first, definitely when you caught him speaking to a, from what he called it, troll. As time went on, you came to accept his bizarre ways. No, for some reason, you didn't think of him as crazy. You could blame your heart for that.

Since both of you have been dating for about two years, you thought it was the right time to meet his family. Your relationship is getting more serious, so it had to be done sooner or later. He, of course, strongly resisted your request. Puppy-dog looks, kisses, along with pleases, he couldn't say no any-longer. Although, when he thought you weren't around, you could've sworn he started whining and complaining to some sort of fairy. Being used to his odd behavior, you simply chuckled, going to get ready for the trip so you'd finally meet his family.

Two days later, Norway was parking in-front of his family's house. You could feel the butterflies swirling inside the bottom of your stomach, yet felt excited as well. You giggle when you hear a low grunt coming from your boyfriend when a man with spiky hair slams the home's-door open, then running towards the car.

"About time you guys got here!" Said man says cheerfully, tapping on Norway's window. Your boyfriend keeps his face calm as he opens the door, causing it to hit the spiky-haired man quite hardly in his face. You watched somewhat worriedly with a hint of humor when he falls to the ground. You smiled though when Norway came and opened your car-door's side, helping you out by taking hold of your hand.

"(Name,) that is Denmark...Please excuse his stupidity." Norway reluctantly whispered, getting both his and your suitcases from the trunk. As he was doing this, Denmark shot back up onto his two feet, almost as if nothing happened at all. Because soon, he was standing right in your face, leaning-in like he wanted a kiss. You blushed, gulped and gave Norway a look of 'help!' when Denmark grabbed both your cheeks.

"Damn, Norway! I didn't know you'd ever get a hottie like her!" By now, Norway had dropped both bags, calmly walking towards you and Denmark. When reaching you both, he grasp Denmark's tie, twisting it highly up. Letting his hands fall from your heated face, he tried removing Norway's hands from choking him.

While all of this was happening, you wondered if maybe you should help. Before you could make your mind up, a boy with blonde hair came out of the house. He sighed, though smiling slightly, when he seen the scene playing out, kind of like this was completely normal. His eyes soon landed on you, making his smile increase. You smiled as well, going to stand in-front of him.

Holding your hand out, you happily tell him your name. He shakes your hand gently before releasing.

"Nice to meet you, (Name.) I'm Finland, I hope you enjoy your stay." He smiles kindly, leading you into the house. You glance behind your shoulder to notice Denmark and Norway had finally stopped fighting, following Finland with Denmark holding your bag while Norway carried his.

All of you walked into the living room, you biting your bottom lip nervously. You took a look around, then realized two other men were in there as well. One tall, kind of scary looking, with blonde hair. The other had violet eyes and silver hair. He was sitting next to the tall-man while reading. Both took note of your staring, slowly letting their eyes come onto your figure.

"Hey, guys! This is Norway's girlfriend, isn't she hot? Like damn, how did he get this cutie? Too bad I couldn't get her first!" Denmark joyfully says, placing both his arms around yours and Norway's shoulders.

Finland looks down at his feet, slightly blushing.

The silver-haired man's eye twitches.

Scary one doesn't seem to care.

Norway is reaching for Denmark's tie again.

You blush up a new storm of red.

Now you understood what Norway was talking about.

After that fun afternoon, Denmark almost getting himself killed by Norway, you all were seated at the kitchen table for dinner. You picked at your food, not really in the mood for eating. Not when Denmark kept going on about how you and Norway should get married at a beer factory, so he'd be able to drink as much as he wanted.

Finland tried making the atmosphere less awkward by asking how things were going back at where you and Norway lived, but soon Denmark started saying he wants to visit and throw a huge party with plenty of beer for everyone. The one named Iceland told him to shut up, so Denmark began teasing him about calling Norway "Big Brother". This caused Norway to actually take interest, soon saying the same thing.

The one known as Sweden looks at you, making you feel uncomfortable and somewhat scared. He asks you something, at least you thought he did. You couldn't understand, which Finland noticed.

"He asked if you were enjoying yourself..." Finland offers a small smile, you doing the same.

"Yes, it's quite...interesting." You answer him, glancing at your boyfriend whispering something to Iceland. You could tell Iceland didn't agree with whatever Norway said, judging by the annoyed facial expression covering his features. An odd family indeed.

Things were going kind of normal after Norway and Denmark finally decided to leave Iceland alone. You almost let out a content sigh, but stopped immediately when Denmark asks a question far from appropriate. Also causing your whole face to heat up immensely.

"So, you guys had sex yet? Are you gonna do it here? Because I wouldn't believe it without hearing!"

Sweden raised his eyebrow, Iceland lightly blushes along with Finland, Norway starts choking on his food, while Denmark is laughing at you all. His laughing is cut short when Norway, once again, starts strangling him using the tie. Although this time, it doesn't look like he's going to stop anytime soon. This makes Finland stand from his seat, hurriedly going over to the two. He tried pulling Norway away, but fails doing so. Giving Sweden a pleading look, he pulls harder on Norway's arms.

Taking notice of the silent plea, Sweden takes hold of Norway's waist. Lifting him up like a feather, he places him next to you. Norway didn't have any expressions showing, but you were sure he felt embarrassed. Trying to cheer him up, you gently grasp his hand. Giving him a small squeeze, you smile reassuringly. He doesn't say anything, though you thought his lips twitched upward slightly.

"U-Um, why don't you two go up to your room? I'm sure you're both tired from the long road trip!" Finland says nervously, breaking the awkward silence. Norway nods, tugging your hand to follow him.

Once there, you sit next to him on the bed. You can't tell what he's thinking, keeping his eyes glued on the floor. Sighing, you lean closer towards him, letting your head rest against his shoulder. His gaze wonders to you, wrapping both strong arms around your waist. You felt your breath hitched by this sudden action. Norway is a very sweet boyfriend, but hardly ever shows this kind of physical affection.

"I apologize for Denmark's idiocity..." He whispers in your ear, making you shiver a bit. You feel him rubbing soothing circles in the middle of your back, and you knew red wouldn't come close to describing your blazing cheeks.

"You shouldn't be apologizing, it's not your fault. Besides, if you look pass the awkwardness, I think everything went pretty good. I like the way your family is, they're not afraid of being themselves around strangers. Denmark might be...uh, well, what's the word? Let's go with none-too-shy about what he says, but I think he means well..." You whisper as well, snuggling deeper in Norway's arms.

You never knew how good being held could be, but being embraced by the love of your life? Heaven must have came down on earth and made a pit stop near you. You really think this when he suddenly lifts your chin up, gazing into your eyes before softly kissing you. Both of you slowly close your eyes as you drown in the loving kiss.

He gently nips your lower lip, asking calmly for entrance. You happily allow this, letting his tongue trace yours, playfully squeezing it. To you, this must be the definition of pure bliss. You're even more convinced when he slips you onto his lap, one arm holding your waist somewhat tightly while his hand caresses your left cheek softly.

You press against his chest, your hands getting lost in his hair as you push more into the kiss. This movement causes him to fall onto his back, now laying on the bed with you straddling him. You moan lowly in your throat when he begins stroking your thighs. He let's his mouth leave yours, only to then trail butterfly kisses down the side of your neck.

He flips you both, now him straddling you. He stares into your eyes, an unknown passion burning through his gaze. You relished it, sending him your own heated flame. But when he smiled. Smiled. S.M.I.L.D.You felt your heart skipping happily away. Maybe this was his way of saying sorry? If so, you both will be visiting his family more often.

"Jeg elsker deg, (Name.)" He breathes warmly onto your neck, giving it a light kiss.

"I love you too, Norway." Smiling sweetly, you pull him into another kiss.

Meeting the family is always awkward, but you feel grateful towards them. Because without the family, you never would of had the chance to meet your most loved one. And it's always nice having a crazy family. Makes life more interesting, wouldn't you agree? You dazedly think this, until...

"Hey guys, Denmark just wanted to say sorry for-O-O-O-OH MY! S-S-SORRY!" Finland was saying as he slowly opened the door, then getting a nice view of Norway straddling you. His hands working to get your bra off, yours tugging his shirt off. You, can blush even be said now? Norway seems irritated by this, but before anything else can be said, Denmark makes himself well known.

"HOT DAMN, they're doing the do! FINLAND, HURRY AND GET ME THE CAMERA!"

Don't you just love family? They know exactly when, where, and timing, to make things a hell of a lot more awkward. Family for life!

Extended ending.

"So...is he gonna be okay?" You ask your boyfriend, who had his arms wrapped around your waist as you both watch the sunset from the bedroom window.

"Yes, but he'll have to wear that neck brace for a while..." For the first time, in your whole two year relationship...

Norway smiled extremely happily.

I hate spring cleaning so freaking much, especially when it's not even spring yet! I swear, my mind is high on cleaning stuff. As if it wasn't messed up enough! D: Wait... :? Anywayz, haven't we all had that awkward moment with the family? I still remember the first time my older brother brought his (ex)girlfriend to meet us...She was scared of me. Yes, I can be like Russia at times. :D