KNOW YOUR STARS! KNOW YOUR STARS! KNOW YOUR STARS!
YUSUKE'S GATERADE BOTTLE...
Yusuke's Gaterade bottle (the flavor? Berry.) out onto the stage. Sitting in a chair in the middle of the stage, a mysterious voice begins talking.
"Yusuke's Gaterade bottle... hates Yusuke!"
"No I don't! I love Yusuke!"
"Yusuke's Gaterade bottle... wants to date Yusuke!"
"No I don't!
"But I thought you said you loved him!"
"Not like that!"
"Yusuke's Gaterade bottle... can't figure out if it wants to date Yusuke or not."
"Are you listening? I don't want to date Yusuke! I'm a fucking Gaterade bottle for crying out loud!"
"Yusuke's Gaterade bottle... is vanilla favored Gaterade!"
"What? That's insane! Since when was there vanilla favored Gaterade?"
"Since you were born, Vanilla-Flavored-Gaterade-Man!"
"I'm not vanilla favored Gaterade! I'm berry!"
"Yusuke's Gaterade bottle... is ugly."
"I AM NOT UGLY! I'M HANDSOME!"
"Yusuke's Gaterade bottle... is in love with itself."
"I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH MYSELF, YOU BIG BUFFOON!"
"Yusuke's Gaterade bottle... is a big buffoon."
"YOU'RE THE BIG BUFFOON, YOU BIG BUFFOON!"
"Yusuke's Gaterade bottle... loves to hear itself talk."
"NO I DON'T! I'M AN INANIMATE OBJECT! I CAN'T TALK!... Whoops."
"Yusuke's Gaterade bottle... no longer exists." And with that, Yusuke's Gaterade bottle disappears into nothingness. Why does this happen? Because you, every single one of yo– yes, even you, male-with-pink-hair-and-a-Barbie-jacket-on– is YU YU YU CRAZY!