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Recap:
-meanwhile at the summerhouse...-
itachi: whats taking them so long?
-several people have already fainted from starvation-
tobi: ME HUNGRY! TOBI IS HUNGRY! WHAT IS TAKING SASORI AND DEIDARA SENPAI SO LONG?
sakura: u-urgh...
sasuke: i think its supper now...not dinner...
tenten: h-help...
hitsu: man...
ichigo: n-need food...must eat food...food...food...
Chapter 10:
-TRUTH OR DARE-
(everyone is eating)
itachi: you know...you guys took a hell of a long time...
hitsu: i mean...just to buy some crap...
sas: w-well...you see...
ishida: s-some t-things...
ichigo: w-wow...
inoue: so...how does everyone like my banana, pumpkin, cheese, grape and spinach soup?
matsu: lovely!~
lee: tastes GREAT!
chouji: YUM YUM YUUUMMYY!
-everyone else has already rushed to the bathroom...except those who knew it was dangerous...-
chad: im so glad i didn't try it...
dei: m-me too...i passed out while even listening to the ingredients she said she was gonna buy un!
Tenten: T.T"
hitsu: are you sure...that naruto's OK?
-everyone stares at naruto-
naru: ramen...yum...-slurp- ramen...
everyone: O.O w-well...
-10:00pm-
sakura: WELL? SINCE EVERYONE'S FINISHED EATING ARE-
ino: WE GONNA PLAY TRUTH OR DARE?
rukia: c-crap...
sas: its so late you know...
inoue: yeah...im alittle tired...
matsu: YOU GUYS ARE ALL WEAKLINGS!
lee: YEAH! THE POWER OF YOUTH TELLS ME I HAVE TO PLAY THIS GAM-
renji: SHADDUP!
bya: im going to bed...
rukia: s-same...
sas: we'll play it tomorrow...ok?
sak: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ino: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
sasuke: WE'LL PLAY IT TOMORROW SO FREAKIN SHUT UP!
itachi: for once...i agree with you
neji: goodnight
ish: w-we'll play tomorrow...
hin: goodnight!
-everyone goes up to bed-
sakura, ino, matsumoto, lee: T.T w-why did this have to happen?
...
-the next day...-
sakura: OKAY! TRUTH OR DARE!
ino: LETS GOOO!
sas: how bout breakfast?
kisame: f-fishie...
inoue: we'll play while we eat then!
rukia: n-no...inoue...don't give them ideas... T.T
-everyone is seated in a large circle-
ino: i'll spin the bottle!
rukia: p-please...not me...
lee asks inoue
inoue: m-me?
lee: ah...inoue-san...hmmm...truth or dare?
kon: i'll volunteer!
rukia: NO! -kicks kon out of the room-
inoue: uh...dare!
itachi: are you sure, inoue-chan?
lee: i dare you to...
shika: better be good, lee...
lee: SAY "I LOVE THE POWER OF YOUTH" OUT LOUD!
everyone: HAH?
inoue: I LOVE THE POWER OF YOUTH! mission accomplished!
sas: n-no way...
chad: next...i'll spin the bottle
-chad spins it with too much force...and the bottle crashes into a wall and breaks-
ichigo: c-chad...
chad: oops...sorry
tobi: NEVER MIND CHAD! TOBI DA SUPER MAN IS HERE! WA HA HA HA HA-
dei: here, another bottle yeah
neji: i-i'll spin it...
rukia: p-please...not me...
matsumoto asks naruto
matsu: yaayy~ my turn at last!
naru: yeah? so, what is it? i choose...DARE!
ino: why is everyone choosing dare...its no fun...
matsu: hmmm...i dare you...to go up to captain soi fong and tell her that...you love youruchi-sama!~
renji: captain soi fong...
hitsu: we'll need a nurse later on...
kisa: my fishie tells me she's a nurs-
itachi: i'll call one right away!
bya: he's going to get killed...
-naruto's dare-
naru: hmm...ah...there they are!
-goes up to soi fong-
naru: are you captain soi fong?
soi fong: do i know you?
naru: well...um...
soi: what do you want?
naru: i-i think...that...what a scary woman...uh... i love...youruchi-sama!
soi: what. did. you-
naru: see ya! -speeds off-
soi: NO! GET BACK HERE! YOURUCHI-SAMA IS MINE!
naru: ahhhhh! somebody! now i know what they meant...im gonna get killed!
soi: SHE'S MINE NOW AND FOREVER!
naru: HELLPPP! NOOOOO!
soi: IM THE ONE WHO LOVES HER!
naru: h-her..?
sasuke: what's taking him so long...?
renji: itachi-san...where's the nurse?
itachi: yep, she's here
nurse: pleased to meet you...where's the patie-
-naruto comes in...all bruised and practically half-dead-
matsu: ha ha ha ha!~
hinata: n-naruto-kun!
sakura: whoa...harsh...
nurse: i-i'll tend to him right away!
tenten: next!
ishida: i'll spin it
tobi: IS IT TOBI'S TURN YET?~
rukia: n-not me...
sasori asks yumichika
dei: make it good un
sas: hell yeah...hmm...truth or dare?
yumi: dare is not beautiful...i choose truth!
-sasori sweatdrops-
sas: hmmm...are you secretly a girl?
chouji: good one sasori-san...i wanted to know too!
yumi: a-are you kidding me?
ikk: uh oh...
neji: is he gonna...snap?
...
..
.
sas: o-ok...its ok...we'll go on to the nex-
yumi: I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT YOU SAID!
itachi: sasori-kun is sorry!
yumi: OF COURSE IM A GIRL!
sas: w-wtf..?
ichigo: y-yumichika...a-are you alright?
yumi: im a girl~ la la la la la~ im-
nurse: and this patient too, sir?
itachi: y-yes...
ikk: HA HA! GOOD ONE, YUMICHIKA!
hitsu: n-next...
renji asks neji
renji: hmmm...truth or dare?
neji: truth.
renji: is it true that you have no pupils at all?
rukia: hmmm...i don't see any though...
neji: h-how dare you...
tobi: OOOHH! NO PUPILS GUY IS GONNA SNAP!
neji: HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT I HAVE NO EYES! I CAN SEE PERFECTLY! 360 DEGREES! SO PERFECT THAT-
hinata: n-neji-sama...
neji: SO PERFECT THAT ITS JUST SO PERFECT!
ichigo: i-is he alright...?
neji: SO PERFECT THAT ITS JUST SO PERFECTLY PERFECT!
kisame: next person...
hitsu: wait...do we also need the nurse to fix him up as well?
sasuke: i think he'll live...but he's somewhat annoying...=="
sakura: cha! spin the bottle!
ichigo asks kisame
kisa: m-my turn...?
itachi: go for it, kisame!
ichigo: truth or dare?
kisame: truth
ichigo: hmmm...whats your favourite movie or television show?
tenten: a-are you serious?
sas: wasted.
kisame: its either 'my little mermaid' or 'finding nemo!'
everyone (except for deidara, itachi and sasori): HUH?
sas: wha'd you expect?
dei: he's a shark after all un
itachi: who loves fishes...
ichigo: O.o
ishida: don't sharks...EAT fishes?
kisame: NOOOOOO!
bya: next
shikamaru ask deidara
shika: interesting...truth or dare?
dei: dare
shika: i dare you to go with tobi to...uh the shops
tobi: YAAYY! DEIDARA SENPAI IS TAKING TOBI TO THE SHOPS! YA-
dei: shut up! we're going hmm!
chouji: do we need a nurse for this one?
sas: don't think so...maybe tobi though...
deidara's dare
tobi: WHAT ARE WE BUYING?
dei: dunno...
lady: welcome!
dei: hmmm...im going over to the art corner...STAY HERE un!
tobi: o-ok!
5 mins later...
tobi: i wonder why deidara-senpai is so late? hmmm...well...there are many possibilities though...the toilet...he-
lady: um...excuse me...
tobi: YES?
lady: w-well...was that...person you were just with...
tobi: yeah? deidara-senpai?
lady: y-yeah! was she your girlfriend?
silence...
more silence...
tobi: should i just go with the flow..? or...yeah...but then deidara senpai will be angry with me! nah...just go with the flow...
lady: w-well?
tobi: YES!
lady: a-are you serious?
tobi: YES!
lady: w-well...you m-must be pretty good looking to have such a pretty girlfriend...
tobi: YES!
lady: your girlfriend's name is deidara-kun?
tobi: YES!
lady: d-do y-you think she's pretty?
tobi: YES!
After 10 mins of talking about tobi's 'girlfriend'...
dei: im back yeah
tobi: DEIDARA-SENPAI!
lady: h-hi..
dei: what did you guys talk about hmm?
tobi: NOTHING!
lady: um...how...
dei: what yeah?
lady: h-how do you have such a figure?
dei: w-what the hell? just what did you guys talk about yeah?
lady: w-we talked about...uh..
tobi: NOOO! WE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT-
lady: tobi-kun's girlfriend...ehe...
dei: w-what? tobi has a girlfriend? when?
tobi: uh...uh...
lady: h-huh? i-its you...isn't it?
silence...
more silence...
dei: what the #$%$# did you just say?
tobi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IM SOOOOOOO SORRY!
dei: SORRY MY ASS!
lady: h-huh?
-back at the summerhouse-
itachi: o-oh lord...
ino: w-what happened?
inoue: nurse!
tobi: TOBI THINKS HIS NECK IS BROKEN!
sas: deidara?
dei: WHAT?
everyone: O.O n-next...
chouji: s-so we did need a nurse...
tenten asks byakuya
renji: OH HO HO HO CAPTAIN!
kisa: interesting...
tenten: yes! u-um...truth or dare?
bya:...
rukia: nii-sama!
bya: -sighs- truth...
tenten: u-um...
sakura: hurry it up, tenten!
tenten: i-i know! b-but...
ino: i'll do it ok? -winks-
tenten: u-uh...ok!
ino: hmmm...would you choose...
matsu: ooohh~
ino: would you choose...me, tenten or...the bin?
tenten: are you freakin serious ino? of course he would choose me! what a-
bya: the bin.
matsu: O.O
bya: ...
tenten and ino: N-NO WAAYYY! !
lee: rejected?
hin: y-yes...
ok! that was da end of truth or dare!
hope u guys liked it^^
i might be slow at updating nowadays...since skool's about ta start T.T
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