Disclaimer: I own Ren, and AngelofLove4eva owns Cole, and we both own a plate of cookies!!
Recap: Standing in front of Kai, Ren looked him in the eye. "You know what…"
"I don't have to." Ren smirked at Kai aggravated expression. "I have no reason to battle you. I stopped bladeing; the only time I did battle since I quit was to get Jabriel back. So you can get over it." Kai glared at the girl.
"The more I talk to you, the more I understand how you are related to Brooklyn." Ren's smirk fell and was replaced with a scowl.
"And the more you mention Brooklyn, the more I think you like him." Silence.
Cricket.
Cricket.
Stare.
Stare.
Stare.
Stare.
Stare.
Stare.
Glare.
Glare.
Glare.
Smirk.
Glare.
Larger smirk.
Death glare. (Equal to: Burn, sucker, BURN!! YOU CAN'T OWN ME!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA(cough cough)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(cough hack cough) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Light chuckle. Ren walked away laughing quietly to herself, while Kai still glared daggers at her back.
"You really need to work on your glares, Kai. They may work on others, but they're laughable to me." Ren called over her shoulder.
"Hn." Kai followed Ren back to her house where Cole told him that the others left an hour ago. Once Cole went back inside, Kai glared at Ren before he gave her a piece of advice.
"Thanks." Ren said, sarcasm dripping from every letter. "I will think about it." Kai shook his head and started to go out of the garden gate.
"Hn. You know…" Kai turned his head and looked at Ren. "If you weren't so stubborn, you'd probably still be a blader right now." Smirking at Ren's surprised expression, Kai turned back around and left. Crossing her arms and leaning on the doorframe, Ren thought.
(Ren's view)
If you weren't so stubborn, you'd probably still be a blader right now…what does he mean about that? They would still be dead…hn…he's probably just saying something to tick me off. Darn…it worked…I need to stop getting left with him…I need to yell at something.[Norm view
"Cole!" The cousin stuck her head out of the door.
"Yeah?"
"You have kitchen duty tonight. Which includes cooking, dishes, and making sure Jabriel eats all of his food." Cole paled.
"What did I do? You know I can't cook well and making Jabriel eat all of my cooking is murder!" Ren smirked.
"Then I guess you'll learn not to have someone follow me when I don't want to be followed. Have a fun time cooking, I won't be joining you; I ate before I went to the park." With that, Ren walked into her room and shut the door before Cole could object.
2 Hours later
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! THE FOOD IS ON FIRE!! WAIT, THAT ISN'T THE FOOD! WAIT, THERE IT IS!!! HOLD UP…IS IT MOVING? …THE FOOD IS MOVING!!!!!! IS IT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?!?!"
"I AM NOT EATING THIS…I DON'T CARE WHAT REN SAYS, COLE. I WILL DIE IF THIS EVEN GETS CLOSE TO MY MOUTH! NO…YOU CAN'T! NO…THIS IS CHILD ABUSE…THIS IS CHILD ENDANGERMENT…NO, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The screams and yells of the results of Cole cooking and the shear smell of burnt bread and water (yes she burned water) came through Ren's door, while she had her face in the pillow, trying hard to hold back her laughter. After a few breathing exercises and making sure her voice doesn't crack, Ren reached for the phone.
"Hello? I would like to order 2 large pizzas…what are your specials?"
LOL…I love random anger releases…don't worry…I will eventually put in Kai's piece of advice later in the chapter. SEE!! Ren does have a sense of humor; she just, like Kai, only shows it when someone else is suffering. Heheheh…Someone else…that was going to be the title of this story, but it sounded like someone was about to be dumped…maybe I'll write a sequel with Ray telling Mariah that he likes Cole…hn…that would be interesting. Did you know, according to Winkipedia, that Ray and Mariah could actually be cousins?!?!? I KNOW!!! ITS FRIGGIN' CR8ZY!!! Review if you think that's…WOW! Also, thanks to Angeloflove4eva for not being mad at me for making her character look like a total ijit in the kitchen. Don't worry; I will make Cole a great cooker at the end…I think that will be a cute fluff. Rei teaching Cole how to cook…THAT WILL BE A CHAPTER! I. Have. Spoken! REVIEW!
